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Who shits in a bath?!?!?!? NSFW!!!

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« on: November 18, 2006, 13:34:15 »

Someone has done a shit in our bath!!! Why the fuck would anyone shit in MY bath?!? It stinks! I don't want to clean it up!
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2006, 13:34:49 »

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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2006, 13:35:18 »

 Puke/ Laugh WTF?! Is it one of your house mates?
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2006, 13:35:43 »

Puke WTF?! Is it one of your house mates?

I don't think it's going to get to DNA stage.  Smashed
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2006, 13:36:12 »

Someone has done a shit in our bath!!! Why the fuck would anyone shit in MY bath?!? It stinks! I don't want to clean it up!

perhaps you should consider moving somewhere else?  Undecided  Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2006, 13:36:43 »

Puke WTF?! Is it one of your house mates?

I don't think it's going to get to DNA stage.  Smashed

Unless Olly had a house party or something..
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2006, 13:36:56 »

That is wrong.
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2006, 13:37:12 »

I can't remember who was here last night, but I do know they were all my friends. Someone is going to fucking die!!
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2006, 13:38:47 »

that's a strange one...was it rex the dog?!

Last time I was at the Wrong house in Brighton Karl Marx Stad had played the night before and it appears he (or one of the other guests although he was the most likely candidate) had shat in the bin in his room!
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2006, 13:40:52 »

that's a strange one...was it rex the dog?!

Last time I was at the Wrong house in Brighton Karl Marx Stad had played the night before and it appears he (or one of the other guests although he was the most likely candidate) had shat in the bin in his room!

 Laughing cheeky bastard!
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2006, 13:45:32 »

Just wrong. Plain wrong.  Puke

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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2006, 13:55:56 »

1. BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!
i've got a picture to go with that. but it will make it NSFW.

fuck it, i'm pissed and me and remo are rinsing jungle in my room. we havent been to bed and its 1:52pm EXCELLENT!

2. cant have been rex (jake) as he went to the hotel. i dunno where the fuck you went ollie but you missed out on some serious hardcore cheap vodka drinking. COKE, SPRITE and all the lovely mixers.
ugh god.


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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2006, 13:56:17 »

nobody should ever have to clean up another person's shit  Tut Tut
i'm asuming the toilet is right next to the bath? they must have been looking at the toilet whilst doing it  Doh!
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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2006, 13:56:45 »

PS. ollie you better make the thread NSFW asap!


MMMMM tub girl..............yum! hahahaha.
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2006, 13:58:30 »


THIS IS THE GIRL WHO DID A SHIT IN YOUR BATH YOU CUNT!

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« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2006, 13:58:45 »




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
 I'M SO ANGRY! Laughing I'M SO ANGRY! Laughing I'M SO ANGRY! Laughing I'M SO ANGRY! Laughing I'M SO ANGRY! Smashed
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« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2006, 13:59:45 »

DUDE. it was jack. i can smell it from here.

its his stench!
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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2006, 14:00:12 »

NSFW  Puke Mother of god please!!
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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2006, 14:01:11 »


THIS IS THE GIRL WHO DID A SHIT IN YOUR BATH YOU CUNT!

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you are filthy! girls surely shouldnt make comments like that!? hahaha fair play!
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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2006, 14:01:57 »

NSFW  Puke Mother of god please!!

SORRY. it's remo's fault, we havent been to bed and are still up rinsing jungle in my room!

REMO MADE ME DO IT!
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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2006, 14:03:18 »

 Laughing Laughing Laughing - that story has brightened up my day no end.

NSFW this thread now - my supervisor was far too close to seeing tubgirl  Tut Tut
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« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2006, 14:04:16 »

NSFW  Puke Mother of god please!!

SORRY. it's remo's fault, we havent been to bed and are still up rinsing jungle in my room!

REMO MADE ME DO IT!

It's ok!

I'll just remember that next time HE IS WORKING  Evil  Evil  Evil  Evil
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« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2006, 14:06:52 »

fucking brilliant!!!!!   Laughing Laughing Laughing
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« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2006, 14:08:45 »

Funny as fuck  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Go Team Ginger go!!
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« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2006, 14:10:15 »


THIS IS THE GIRL WHO DID A SHIT IN YOUR BATH YOU CUNT!

tubgirl makes an appearance
orange juice enemas  Tut Tut makes your ring look like a doughnut

you are filthy! girls surely shouldnt make comments like that!? hahaha fair play!
you post a picture of tubgirl shitting orange juice into her mouth and call me filthy?!?!  Laugh
i'm no bum expert but surely ringpieces should not look like that, she will give herself buttnuggets for sure
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« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2006, 14:11:25 »

NSFW  Puke Mother of god please!!

SORRY. it's remo's fault, we havent been to bed and are still up rinsing jungle in my room!

REMO MADE ME DO IT!

It's ok!

I'll just remember that next time HE IS WORKING  Evil  Evil  Evil  Evil

Are you working? if so do some fecking admin  I'M SO ANGRY! Bad Teeth

And it was all Saul's idea, for my sins hes playing some terrible terrible drum and bass. Kids  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2006, 14:11:38 »

whoever did that was looking at the toilet whist doing it  Smashed

i though this thread was going to be about a pet  problem but that is definatley human (you can see where they 'perched' and everything)


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« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2006, 14:12:48 »

At least you might end up with a clean bath out of this! I don't know what's worse - the shite or the tide marks in the bath  Puke
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« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2006, 14:18:32 »

I did a poo in the shower once. it was an accident.
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« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2006, 14:19:56 »

Funny as fuck  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Go Team Ginger go!!

Dude bring some jungle round, lets get it on  NERD ALERT!
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« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2006, 14:20:58 »

i hadn't even noticed that picture  Puke
that is one hell of a dump!


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Are you working? if so do some fecking admin  I'M SO ANGRY! Bad Teeth

And it was all Saul's idea, for my sins hes playing some terrible terrible drum and bass. Kids  Roll Eyes

Theres not that much admin to do, no thanks to you  Bad Teeth  Bad Teeth  Wink


SAUL!  ROLL ON THE SUPER DUPA SPEEDCORE GABBA!!!!  Smashed
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« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2006, 14:23:03 »

Funny as fuck  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Go Team Ginger go!!

Dude bring some jungle round, lets get it on  NERD ALERT!

are you soldiering on through by any chance richard?
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Are you working? if so do some fecking admin  I'M SO ANGRY! Bad Teeth

And it was all Saul's idea, for my sins hes playing some terrible terrible drum and bass. Kids  Roll Eyes

Theres not that much admin to do, no thanks to you  Bad Teeth  Bad Teeth  Wink


SAUL!  ROLL ON THE SUPER DUPA SPEEDCORE GABBA!!!!  Smashed

FOOF!

you're the only ginger missing from the (currently) gruesome twosome. haha :saul:
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Funny as fuck  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Go Team Ginger go!!

Dude bring some jungle round, lets get it on  NERD ALERT!

are you soldiering on through by any chance richard?

Maybe, just maybe.

What you doing?
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Are you working? if so do some fecking admin  I'M SO ANGRY! Bad Teeth

And it was all Saul's idea, for my sins hes playing some terrible terrible drum and bass. Kids  Roll Eyes

Theres not that much admin to do, no thanks to you  Bad Teeth  Bad Teeth  Wink


SAUL!  ROLL ON THE SUPER DUPA SPEEDCORE GABBA!!!!  Smashed

Cheek.

Don't mess with the A team, b team girl  Kiss
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Funny as fuck  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Go Team Ginger go!!

Dude bring some jungle round, lets get it on  NERD ALERT!

are you soldiering on through by any chance richard?

Maybe, just maybe.

What you doing?

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Funny as fuck  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Go Team Ginger go!!

Dude bring some jungle round, lets get it on  NERD ALERT!

are you soldiering on through by any chance richard?

Maybe, just maybe.

What you doing?

working at shop.

Rubbish, working saturdays is shit  Undecided hey Foof  Cheesy
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Funny as fuck  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Go Team Ginger go!!

Dude bring some jungle round, lets get it on  NERD ALERT!

are you soldiering on through by any chance richard?

Maybe, just maybe.

What you doing?

working at shop.

Rubbish, working saturdays is shit  Undecided hey Foof  Cheesy

it's not ideal but it's fine really - saturday's are nice n busy innit.
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« Reply #40 on: November 18, 2006, 14:52:01 »

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Go Team Ginger go!!

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are you soldiering on through by any chance richard?

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What you doing?

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you there all day? i might come round in a bit and play you the limewax album  Smiley
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« Reply #41 on: November 18, 2006, 14:52:17 »

Fucking brilliant....the comedy of somebody taking a dump in your bath  Laughing
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« Reply #43 on: November 18, 2006, 15:00:08 »

Funny as fuck  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Go Team Ginger go!!

Dude bring some jungle round, lets get it on  NERD ALERT!

are you soldiering on through by any chance richard?

Maybe, just maybe.

What you doing?

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Rubbish, working saturdays is shit  Undecided hey Foof  Cheesy

it's not ideal but it's fine really - saturday's are nice n busy innit.

Not when it's spread over 12 hours  Cry
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« Reply #44 on: November 18, 2006, 15:10:03 »

Fucking amusing ,  Laugh Laughing That has made my day ......In a wierd way........................ I swear you can hire tubgirl as a fondu fountain my uncle had one similar @ his wedding  Bad Teeth
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« Reply #45 on: November 18, 2006, 15:20:06 »

RIT.

you must make a separate forum for threads like this!

CLASSIC THREADS that must be archived FOREVER IN INTERNET HISTORY!  Tomato Slayer!

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« Reply #46 on: November 18, 2006, 15:38:24 »

Funny as fuck  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Go Team Ginger go!!

Dude bring some jungle round, lets get it on  NERD ALERT!

are you soldiering on through by any chance richard?

Maybe, just maybe.

What you doing?

working at shop.

Rubbish, working saturdays is shit  Undecided hey Foof  Cheesy

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Not when it's spread over 12 hours  Cry

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« Reply #47 on: November 18, 2006, 15:55:50 »

Got to be the funniest thread ever! LOL, when you find out who did this, I think you should go to their house and do a shit on their doorstep, make sure you get a quality photo sequence of you doing it and them standing in it!
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« Reply #48 on: November 18, 2006, 15:57:02 »

Got to be the funniest thread ever! LOL, when you find out who did this, I think you should go to their house and do a shit on their doorstep, make sure you get a quality photo sequence of you doing it and them standing in it!
through their letterbox would work too  Wink
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« Reply #49 on: November 18, 2006, 15:58:14 »

oh so it was Jack then!
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« Reply #50 on: November 18, 2006, 16:01:28 »

Funny as fuck  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Go Team Ginger go!!

Dude bring some jungle round, lets get it on  NERD ALERT!

are you soldiering on through by any chance richard?

Maybe, just maybe.

What you doing?

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Rubbish, working saturdays is shit  Undecided hey Foof  Cheesy

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« Reply #51 on: November 18, 2006, 16:17:40 »

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« Reply #52 on: November 18, 2006, 16:22:14 »

Oh dear.  I think you need to get yourself some new friends.

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« Reply #53 on: November 18, 2006, 16:25:51 »

At least you might end up with a clean bath out of this! I don't know what's worse - the shite or the tide marks in the bath  Puke

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« Reply #54 on: November 18, 2006, 16:26:32 »

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« Reply #55 on: November 18, 2006, 17:44:43 »

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« Reply #56 on: November 18, 2006, 18:23:50 »

Did it happen like this?

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« Reply #57 on: November 18, 2006, 18:29:27 »



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« Reply #58 on: November 18, 2006, 18:32:12 »

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« Reply #60 on: November 18, 2006, 18:35:19 »

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« Reply #61 on: November 18, 2006, 19:12:59 »

find out who it is then do the following

a) break into their house and shit in their bed
b) whipe shit on there windows
c)put shit in their car and whipe shit all over their car
d)make sure they are asleep not in their house at the time find them and knock the cunt out then whipe shit all over there face  Evil Two Thumbs

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« Reply #62 on: November 18, 2006, 19:53:07 »

this is probably the best thread ever
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this is probably the best thread ever

i would have to agree sofi haha  Laughing Evil

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« Reply #64 on: November 18, 2006, 21:13:14 »

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Poor girl, thats fucking harsh.. Do you think it's staged? I clicked on a link on the site under the keywords section.. 'POOP'.. quite a funny video

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Poor girl, thats fucking harsh.. Do you think it's staged? I clicked on a link on the site under the keywords section.. 'POOP'.. quite a funny video

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« Reply #67 on: November 18, 2006, 22:26:12 »

It wasn't me!

I was totally spangled...but I know my own brew...and that two tone bad-boy was not my work!!!! I think we know who did the crime..... :-)

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« Reply #68 on: November 19, 2006, 02:47:09 »

That video in the jacuzzi was fucking RANK! I'd just eaten chocolate biscuits too  Doh!

This whole thread is pretty fucking wrong too.










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« Reply #69 on: November 19, 2006, 11:25:29 »

It wasn't me!

I was totally spangled...but I know my own brew...and that two tone bad-boy was not my work!!!! I think we know who did the crime..... :-)

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That two tone turd is a result of oxidation at the turtles head.  Whoever unleashed that monster has obviously been saving her up for the right occasion. 

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« Reply #70 on: November 19, 2006, 11:33:32 »

It wasn't me!

I was totally spangled...but I know my own brew...and that two tone bad-boy was not my work!!!! I think we know who did the crime..... :-)

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That two tone turd is a result of oxidation at the turtles head.  Whoever unleashed that monster has obviously been saving her up for the right occasion. 

 Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

Zammo, the scatologist. I did have a theory that it could've been performed by two visitors, one having seen the previous cheg and, knowing they had a colon full of ass beef, unleashing the load to usurp the previous effort...
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« Reply #71 on: November 19, 2006, 11:57:14 »

a colon full of ass beef

 Oh my! That's so funny, but EEEEEEEEEEEK!  Puke
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« Reply #72 on: November 19, 2006, 12:20:41 »

It wasn't me!

I was totally spangled...but I know my own brew...and that two tone bad-boy was not my work!!!! I think we know who did the crime..... :-)

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That two tone turd is a result of oxidation at the turtles head.  Whoever unleashed that monster has obviously been saving her up for the right occasion. 

 Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

Zammo, the scatologist. I did have a theory that it could've been performed by two visitors, one having seen the previous cheg and, knowing they had a colon full of ass beef, unleashing the load to usurp the previous effort...

Evz, your theory is a little far fetched but nonetheless cannot be ruled out until the results of the DNA analysis are through.  Quite frankly the thought of two phantom shitters conspiring to unleash a turd Tsunami is almost too disturbing to contemplate.

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« Reply #73 on: November 19, 2006, 12:25:11 »

i reckon it was one person, it had been brewing for a while but they were too fucked to move, finlly mustered the energy to get to the bathroom and after that their brain caved in. looks like coming up shits kicking in at the end too  Puke
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Theres a thread on DOA analysing whether it's real or not. It does look pretty real to me.
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« Reply #75 on: November 19, 2006, 14:24:44 »

On a side note was there also any wee on the floor? http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/index.php/topic,23158.0.html
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« Reply #77 on: November 19, 2006, 14:38:30 »

1. BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!
i've got a picture to go with that. but it will make it NSFW.

fuck it, i'm pissed and me and remo are rinsing jungle in my room. we havent been to bed and its 1:52pm EXCELLENT!

2. cant have been rex (jake) as he went to the hotel. i dunno where the fuck you went ollie but you missed out on some serious hardcore cheap vodka drinking. COKE, SPRITE and all the lovely mixers.
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heres that fucking picture.
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« Reply #78 on: November 19, 2006, 15:56:13 »



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Now THAT is the meaning of explosive diarhoerra! Water is 0 - Brown in a split second!

Poor girl, thats fucking harsh.. Do you think it's staged? I clicked on a link on the site under the keywords section.. 'POOP'.. quite a funny video

http://one.revver.com/find/keywords/poop#_show_video_91882  Smiley

Theres a thread on DOA analysing whether it's real or not. It does look pretty real to me.

I was going to post that on Hijack about a week ago....
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Now THAT is the meaning of explosive diarhoerra! Water is 0 - Brown in a split second!

Poor girl, thats fucking harsh.. Do you think it's staged? I clicked on a link on the site under the keywords section.. 'POOP'.. quite a funny video

http://one.revver.com/find/keywords/poop#_show_video_91882  Smiley

Theres a thread on DOA analysing whether it's real or not. It does look pretty real to me.

I was going to post that on Hijack about a week ago....
I did post it in the huge ass youtube thread, but I thought it's pretty damn relevant to this thread. Laughing "Holy shit".... says it all really. Cheesy
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« Reply #80 on: November 20, 2006, 01:29:35 »

All clear now. The smell has all gone. I still don't feel comfortable about taking a shower in that bath.
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All clear now. The smell has all gone. I still don't feel comfortable about taking a shower in that bath.
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« Reply #82 on: November 20, 2006, 03:14:02 »

All clear now. The smell has all gone. I still don't feel comfortable about taking a shower in that bath.
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Bumping this classic thread.  Laughing
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« Reply #85 on: November 17, 2008, 00:16:07 »

Larner, you didn't have blonde Tamsyn round did you? Rumour has it she's guilty of shitting in peoples baths, someone did one in the bath of that kiddies house party we went to next to the Kwik Fit garage in Stokes Croft a couple of weeks back (different night though). She's got form, she could be your culprit!! 

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« Reply #86 on: November 18, 2008, 00:32:05 »

that's terrible! really not how a guest should behave....


peter doherty once did a gig at his house and someone shat in the bath  Smashed

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« Reply #91 on: September 13, 2010, 17:28:33 »

Larner, you didn't have blonde Tamsyn round did you? Rumour has it she's guilty of shitting in peoples baths, someone did one in the bath of that kiddies house party we went to next to the Kwik Fit garage in Stokes Croft a couple of weeks back (different night though). She's got form, she could be your culprit!! 

Such an off key thing to do, last thing you wanna do hungover/coming down after a house party is clean up everyone's shit (rubbish), let alone clean up someone ACTUAL shit  Puke Puke Puke

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« Reply #92 on: September 13, 2010, 21:40:41 »

Those were the days. Laugh
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« Reply #93 on: September 13, 2010, 23:11:34 »

Larner, you didn't have blonde Tamsyn round did you? Rumour has it she's guilty of shitting in peoples baths, someone did one in the bath of that kiddies house party we went to next to the Kwik Fit garage in Stokes Croft a couple of weeks back (different night though). She's got form, she could be your culprit!! 

Such an off key thing to do, last thing you wanna do hungover/coming down after a house party is clean up everyone's shit (rubbish), let alone clean up someone ACTUAL shit  Puke Puke Puke

haha, I know her. there were always rumours that she had shat in a bath, but I didn't know it was this prolific!  Laugh

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« Reply #94 on: September 13, 2010, 23:25:12 »

Fuck me there's actual serial bath shitters out there, dutty sket!
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« Reply #95 on: September 13, 2010, 23:27:42 »

Does anyone have this chick's number?
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« Reply #97 on: September 14, 2010, 02:52:10 »

Larner, you didn't have blonde Tamsyn round did you? Rumour has it she's guilty of shitting in peoples baths, someone did one in the bath of that kiddies house party we went to next to the Kwik Fit garage in Stokes Croft a couple of weeks back (different night though). She's got form, she could be your culprit!! 

Such an off key thing to do, last thing you wanna do hungover/coming down after a house party is clean up everyone's shit (rubbish), let alone clean up someone ACTUAL shit  Puke Puke Puke

haha, I know her. there were always rumours that she had shat in a bath, but I didn't know it was this prolific!  Laugh

Yep, heard the same story as well. Laugh

It is well known that tamsyn shits in baths. She normally tries to push it down the plughole though so i doubt this is her work.
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« Reply #98 on: September 14, 2010, 06:20:15 »

Lol anyone ever asked her why she does it?
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« Reply #99 on: November 16, 2012, 08:17:50 »

Bumping this classic thread.  Laughing

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« Reply #100 on: November 16, 2012, 10:12:34 »

So  Tut Tut but so  Laughing
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« Reply #101 on: November 16, 2012, 14:21:29 »

First thread i saw when I came to hijack, might be why I cant seem to leave.... just the hope that something will again tickle me as much as the comedy gold contained in these pages.
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« Reply #102 on: November 17, 2012, 19:14:20 »

I liked the bit about the oxidization at the turtles head....  Laughing Laughing   ...... I miss Zammo  Sad
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« Reply #103 on: November 17, 2012, 20:15:01 »

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« Reply #104 on: May 07, 2014, 14:44:59 »

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« Reply #105 on: May 08, 2014, 00:38:22 »

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« Reply #106 on: May 08, 2014, 10:46:11 »

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« Reply #107 on: May 08, 2014, 17:42:56 »

I was actually going to post a thread on how I think the direction shit comes out of my arse seems to have changed
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« Reply #108 on: May 09, 2014, 05:10:18 »

I was actually going to post a thread on how I think the direction shit comes out of my arse seems to have changed

That'll be piles.
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« Reply #109 on: May 09, 2014, 11:32:56 »

Chilli sauce seems to give me the amazing skill to seemingly shit sideways
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« Reply #110 on: May 09, 2014, 16:03:05 »

Chilli sauce seems to give me the amazing skill to seemingly shit sideways
Agrivating an anal vein for sure.
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« Reply #111 on: May 11, 2014, 03:59:28 »

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« Reply #112 on: May 11, 2014, 21:26:05 »


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« Reply #113 on: May 13, 2014, 20:50:30 »


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« Reply #114 on: July 30, 2014, 12:11:04 »

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« Reply #115 on: August 01, 2019, 16:08:29 »

Lol.
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