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« on: July 05, 2006, 11:07:53 »

appologies that this hasn't got ANYTHING to do with music but I know someone that sometimes doesnt wee when they poo and I find this utterly weird !!!
I need to see if he's alone. Undecided
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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2006, 11:09:11 »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA   Laugh

Thats the funniest topic heading ive EVER seen
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2006, 11:10:01 »

I think Ill take my lunch a lil later than usual after seeing this thread, lol
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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2006, 11:11:59 »

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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2006, 11:13:29 »

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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2006, 11:14:36 »

ahhhhhhhhhh thats better  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2006, 11:14:55 »

yep, I always do! However I knew someone who used to not (I think he'd perfected the technique after many years of shitting in bushes, etc when he'd get caught short, although he alwyas used to use a sock as an arsewipe)  Puke
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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2006, 11:15:34 »

It's an important topic, and I can see why we needed a re-count  Bad Teeth
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2006, 11:15:55 »

ahhhhhhhhhh thats better  Grin

Just had a poo have we?
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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2006, 11:16:34 »

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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2006, 11:25:12 »

This is a very important question Pete; I don't think I ever have pooed without weeing.

Another important question I've been wondering about is:

If you really need a poo but are only able to wee (This applies in grotty club bogs when you're caught short...), can you wee comfortably without pooing?  Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2006, 11:35:17 »

it also makes me smile....

sometimes they happen at once. sometimes the pee just dribbles out at a later date, whilst wiping or something. but on the whole... about 95% of the time i'd say there IS a little bit of wee with every poo... even if i didn't need to go.

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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2006, 11:37:38 »

Threads merged - there's only so much poo and wee this board can take.
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2006, 11:40:22 »

Threads merged - there's only so much poo and wee this board can take.

LOL. Good spot, Whale-o.  Wink 

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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2006, 11:55:21 »

Just imagine the consequences of a little bit of poo coming out every time you wee.

Urinals would be a thing of the past unless you could engineer some sort of nappy with a fly.

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« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2006, 11:56:56 »

Anyone had a wank whilst pooing?

no, me neither.....
 
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« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2006, 11:59:33 »

Anyone had a wank whilst pooing?

no, me neither.....
 
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« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2006, 12:24:18 »

So are you asking if my poo and wee come out merged?
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« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2006, 12:46:02 »

Anyone had a wank whilst pooing?

Ah, a swank. No.  Grin
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« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2006, 12:49:07 »

Anyone had a wank whilst pooing?

Ah, a swank. No.  Grin

It has a name?! blimey.
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« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2006, 13:25:29 »

Anyone had a wank whilst pooing?

Ah, a swank. No.  Grin

It has a name?! blimey.

I find it only really gets good when you can wank, poo, sneeze, and vomit all at the same time  Two Thumbs
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« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2006, 14:05:51 »

this thread is makin me feel ill  Puke  Puke  Puke  Puke
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« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2006, 14:31:01 »

weve actually had this debate many many times. my mate can do it,  the freak  Eek
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« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2006, 14:45:14 »

i can pooh without the wee.
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« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2006, 14:51:30 »

i can pooh without the wee.

But can you just wee when you need a poo? Hmmmmmm  Undecided
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« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2006, 15:53:50 »

i can pooh without the wee.

But can you just wee when you need a poo? Hmmmmmm  Undecided

ummm YES!  of course. I don't shat my pants.... that often.

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« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2006, 15:56:35 »

i can pooh without the wee.

But can you just wee when you need a poo? Hmmmmmm  Undecided

ummm YES!  of course. I don't shat my pants.... that often.


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« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2006, 15:58:32 »

I can't remember if I have even had a poo without a wee......I will make a effort to check more often but at the moment I would say no, perhaps I'll make up a tally chart for the bath room  Cheesy
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« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2006, 15:58:48 »

 I find sometimes that my body decides the little bit of wee that comes out whilst pooing is not quite enough and offten tries to release a little more wee after undergarments have been pulled up, thus requireing me to resume the pooing position (undergarments down again) to ensure the small amount of wee is not released into my pants. This really annoys me, does this happen to anyone else?
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« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2006, 16:04:49 »

I find sometimes that my body decides the little bit of wee that comes out whilst pooing is not quite enough and offten tries to release a little more wee after undergarments have been pulled up, thus requireing me to resume the pooing position (undergarments down again) to ensure the small amount of wee is not released into my pants. This really annoys me, does this happen to anyone else?



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« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2006, 16:12:55 »

I find sometimes that my body decides the little bit of wee that comes out whilst pooing is not quite enough and offten tries to release a little more wee after undergarments have been pulled up, thus requireing me to resume the pooing position (undergarments down again) to ensure the small amount of wee is not released into my pants. This really annoys me, does this happen to anyone else?

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« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2006, 16:14:30 »

are you lot incontinent or something?
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« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2006, 16:21:33 »

I can't remember if I have even had a poo without a wee......I will make a effort to check more often but at the moment I would say no, perhaps I'll make up a tally chart for the bath room  Cheesy

I don't think it's such an issue for girls, as we sit down and what comes out, comes out. Men actaully have to make a desicion if they want a poo or not, see girls, sometimes, go for a wee and get a surprise poo, now men don't get that now, do they!
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« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2006, 16:28:28 »

I can't remember if I have even had a poo without a wee......I will make a effort to check more often but at the moment I would say no, perhaps I'll make up a tally chart for the bath room  Cheesy

I don't think it's such an issue for girls, as we sit down and what comes out, comes out. Men actaully have to make a desicion if they want a poo or not, see girls, sometimes, go for a wee and get a surprise poo, now men don't get that now, do they!


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« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2006, 16:31:17 »

I can't remember if I have even had a poo without a wee......I will make a effort to check more often but at the moment I would say no, perhaps I'll make up a tally chart for the bath room  Cheesy

I don't think it's such an issue for girls, as we sit down and what comes out, comes out. Men actaully have to make a desicion if they want a poo or not, see girls, sometimes, go for a wee and get a surprise poo, now men don't get that now, do they!

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« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2006, 16:34:14 »

I generally find it all depends on how hard you need to push the poo out whether it will be joined by wee or not....
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« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2006, 16:40:47 »

I generally find it all depends on how hard you need to push the poo out whether it will be joined by wee or not....

You don't wanna push too hard. Not after what I read in THIS thread about the so-called 'pink sock'...  Eek Puke
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« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2006, 16:46:37 »

Jesus. That puts me off pooing, let alone pushing  Puke
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« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2006, 16:47:17 »

Oh my my this thread is perfect for a poo-lover: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia  Bad Teeth
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« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2006, 16:48:42 »

Oh my my this thread is perfect for a poo-lover: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia  Bad Teeth

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« Reply #40 on: July 05, 2006, 16:50:12 »

Oh my my this thread is perfect for a poo-lover: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia  Bad Teeth

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« Reply #41 on: July 05, 2006, 16:56:14 »

it also makes me smile....

sometimes they happen at once. sometimes the pee just dribbles out at a later date, whilst wiping or something. but on the whole... about 95% of the time i'd say there IS a little bit of wee with every poo... even if i didn't need to go.

the intricacies of life are brilliant aren't they?!

this is such a fucking funny thread
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« Reply #42 on: July 05, 2006, 16:57:50 »

i love it!

the words poo and wee just make it even more funny
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« Reply #43 on: July 05, 2006, 16:58:31 »

Oh my my this thread is perfect for a poo-lover: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia  Bad Teeth

"Alternative terms include scat fetishism, japscat and scat play, which share a root with the scientific and literary term scatology. The German colloquial term for scat fetishism is Kaviar." Eek
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« Reply #44 on: July 05, 2006, 16:59:35 »

Oh my my this thread is perfect for a poo-lover: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia  Bad Teeth

"Alternative terms include scat fetishism, japscat and scat play, which share a root with the scientific and literary term scatology. The German colloquial term for scat fetishism is Kaviar." Eek

And I always thought Caviar was for the rich... Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*
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Oh my my this thread is perfect for a poo-lover: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia  Bad Teeth

"Alternative terms include scat fetishism, japscat and scat play, which share a root with the scientific and literary term scatology. The German colloquial term for scat fetishism is Kaviar." Eek

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« Reply #46 on: July 05, 2006, 17:09:37 »

Oh my my this thread is perfect for a poo-lover: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia  Bad Teeth

"Alternative terms include scat fetishism, japscat and scat play, which share a root with the scientific and literary term scatology. The German colloquial term for scat fetishism is Kaviar." Eek

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« Reply #47 on: July 05, 2006, 17:26:37 »

I always wee when i pooh.

Once i realised i had to pooh mid wee, this involved abit of pinching and some quick leg work but i managed to get into the seating position without any spillages  Slayer
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« Reply #48 on: July 05, 2006, 17:38:19 »

the quick check for bog roll just before release is vital, esp when not on home soil.

if it proves neagative it can provoke muscular control even a pin pong ball firing phillapino lady would envy.
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« Reply #49 on: July 05, 2006, 18:19:27 »

the quick check for bog roll just before release is vital, esp when not on home soil.

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