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« Reply #50 on: February 17, 2012, 19:40:10 »

This homemade pizza is going to be THE SHIT  Love
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« Reply #51 on: February 17, 2012, 19:54:44 »

This homemade pizza is going to be THE SHIT  Love

So is this microwave curry (?)  Undecided
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« Reply #52 on: February 17, 2012, 20:25:55 »

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I can never get the oven hot enough
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« Reply #53 on: February 17, 2012, 20:47:45 »

This homemade pizza is going to be THE SHIT  Love

I can never get the oven hot enough


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« Reply #54 on: February 21, 2012, 15:10:38 »

Better go for a shite.... and quickly! Don't think I can trust a fart!
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« Reply #55 on: February 21, 2012, 15:14:58 »

Needlessly aggy today...clearly need a brew
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« Reply #56 on: February 21, 2012, 15:17:20 »

Needlessly aggy today...clearly need a Special Brew

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« Reply #57 on: February 21, 2012, 15:18:16 »

How grape juice and sultana halva cant possibly taste this good without having any sugar in it.
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« Reply #58 on: February 21, 2012, 15:29:41 »

How bloody difficult it is to find someone to fit a shower cubicle when you really need one.
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« Reply #59 on: February 21, 2012, 15:35:26 »

How hard can it be to fit a shower cubicle?
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« Reply #60 on: February 21, 2012, 15:45:43 »

How hard can it be to fit a shower cubicle?

Well probably a bit out of my skills bracket, especially the tray as you need to re-plumb it in.
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« Reply #61 on: February 21, 2012, 15:47:42 »

That wasn't directed at you really. I have a habit of thinking 'how hard can it be to _____', only to undertake the task and find it to be a right old bloody mission best left to the professionals.
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« Reply #62 on: February 22, 2012, 11:36:55 »

Why is the center of my turkish delight liquid?  Undecided
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« Reply #63 on: February 22, 2012, 11:57:17 »

That the company I work for are an absolute bunch of cunts and that I'll be looking for something else in my week off next week.  I'M SO ANGRY!
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« Reply #64 on: February 22, 2012, 14:49:00 »

Replacing 1210 pitchfader controls is fiddly work!
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« Reply #65 on: February 22, 2012, 14:58:55 »

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« Reply #66 on: February 22, 2012, 15:17:36 »

"punch it in the face"
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« Reply #67 on: February 22, 2012, 21:12:06 »

punch your mum in the face
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« Reply #68 on: February 22, 2012, 21:13:51 »

punch your mum in the cunt

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« Reply #69 on: February 23, 2012, 06:24:52 »

Jesus-fucking-wept. Just me and the Hoon-mod online.

Time for a cry-wank.
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« Reply #70 on: February 23, 2012, 06:41:52 »

Jesus-fucking-wept. Just me and the Hoon-mod online.

Time for a cry-wank.

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« Reply #71 on: February 23, 2012, 09:24:13 »

Jesus-fucking-wept. Just me and the Hoon-mod online.

Time for a cry-wank.

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« Reply #72 on: February 23, 2012, 09:55:52 »

Jesus-fucking-wept. Just me and the Hoon-mod online.

Time for a cry-wank.

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« Reply #73 on: February 23, 2012, 10:36:59 »

Jesus-fucking-wept. Just me and the Hoon-mod online.

Time for a cry-wank.

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That's a tad more bukkake than I had in mind.
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« Reply #74 on: February 23, 2012, 10:53:27 »

Jesus-fucking-wept. Just me and the Hoon-mod online.

Time for a cry-wank.

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I never ask for anything - but can we please have that one added to the smilies   Cheesy
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« Reply #75 on: February 23, 2012, 12:36:46 »

How bloody difficult it is to find someone to fit in a shower cubicle when you really need one.

 Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*
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« Reply #76 on: February 23, 2012, 16:35:53 »

Man it is boiling in here. Fucking boiling. I wonder at what point it becomes boiling enough to walk out without risk of disciplinary action. It must be close to that threshold. Fan is doing fuck all. I am doing fuck all. Man it is boiling in here. I hope they fix the heating soon. This is too much to take. I am delirious. I am losing my shit. If only this fucking fan worked.
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« Reply #77 on: February 23, 2012, 16:48:12 »

Man it is boiling in here. Fucking boiling. I wonder at what point it becomes boiling enough to walk out without risk of disciplinary action. It must be close to that threshold. Fan is doing fuck all. I am doing fuck all. Man it is boiling in here. I hope they fix the heating soon. This is too much to take. I am delirious. I am losing my shit. If only this fucking fan worked.
I'm pretty sure if the ambient temperature is above 30C then its deemed unfit for a workplace.
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« Reply #78 on: February 23, 2012, 16:50:13 »

Man it is boiling in here. Fucking boiling. I wonder at what point it becomes boiling enough to walk out without risk of disciplinary action. It must be close to that threshold. Fan is doing fuck all. I am doing fuck all. Man it is boiling in here. I hope they fix the heating soon. This is too much to take. I am delirious. I am losing my shit. If only this fucking fan worked.
I'm pretty sure if the ambient temperature is above 30C then its deemed unfit for a workplace.

http://www.hse.gov.uk/contact/faqs/temperature.htm
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« Reply #79 on: February 23, 2012, 16:50:47 »

Man it is boiling in here. Fucking boiling. I wonder at what point it becomes boiling enough to walk out without risk of disciplinary action. It must be close to that threshold. Fan is doing fuck all. I am doing fuck all. Man it is boiling in here. I hope they fix the heating soon. This is too much to take. I am delirious. I am losing my shit. If only this fucking fan worked.
I'm pretty sure if the ambient temperature is above 30C then its deemed unfit for a workplace.

Spare a thought for African farmers!
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« Reply #80 on: February 27, 2012, 09:49:21 »

They say it's grim up north, but my god, Swindon is an Olympic standard shit hole.
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« Reply #81 on: February 27, 2012, 10:05:34 »

people work there then go home at weekends i believe
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« Reply #82 on: February 27, 2012, 10:30:29 »

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« Reply #83 on: February 27, 2012, 10:39:09 »

They say it's grim up north, but my god, Swindon is an Olympic standard shit hole.

Laugh I was borneded in Swindon, and was lucky enough to go to college there. It is indeed a shithole of the highest order.

All the towns and countryside surrounding it are awesome though (including Marlborough where I grew up). Other plus points include the Oasis, and the Link centre.

The magic roundabout has thwarted many an attempt to get a driving licence. Confusing mother fucker!



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« Reply #84 on: February 27, 2012, 11:05:19 »

That roundabout seems to be completely pointless. If there's only one fucking exit off each, why not just make it a fucking exit instead of another fucking roundabout?!
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« Reply #85 on: February 27, 2012, 11:09:11 »

That roundabout seems to be completely pointless. If there's only one fucking exit off each, why not just make it a fucking exit instead of another fucking roundabout?!

Aha but you can go around the main one THE WRONG WAY
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« Reply #86 on: February 27, 2012, 11:18:06 »

That roundabout seems to be completely pointless. If there's only one fucking exit off each, why not just make it a fucking exit instead of another fucking roundabout?!

Aha but you can go around the main one THE WRONG WAY

Why would you need to?!
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« Reply #87 on: February 27, 2012, 11:26:18 »

Fuck knows! You should see it at rush hour/on matchday though. Madness.
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« Reply #88 on: February 27, 2012, 11:27:51 »

Fuck knows! You should see it at rush hour/on matchday though. Madness.

Maybe one day, when I am feeling adventurous, I will pilgrimage to The Magic Roundabout to marvel at a traffic jam.
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« Reply #89 on: February 27, 2012, 11:44:31 »

there might be a webcam... hang on...

85 magic roundabout swindon videos on youtube.... that said they're much of a muchness, heres the most exciting one i found:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/8jFpHj7Q2Bw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/8jFpHj7Q2Bw</a>
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« Reply #90 on: February 27, 2012, 11:46:18 »

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« Reply #91 on: February 27, 2012, 12:09:29 »

This wine tasting is pretty immense. Wine #5 went down nicely. Has someone turned the heating on? Either way, I'm not cold any more.  Smiley
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« Reply #92 on: February 27, 2012, 12:13:30 »

That more people should get involved with the HijackBristol Stadium campaign

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/hijackbristol-stadium/

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« Reply #93 on: February 27, 2012, 12:16:13 »

That I'd rather live in a cave surviving on a diet of slime mould than continue having daily interactions with IT recruitment agents.
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« Reply #94 on: February 27, 2012, 12:17:12 »

can't you blag your way onto a large java team and hide in your cubicle not doing anything much mr pennybody?
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« Reply #95 on: February 27, 2012, 12:20:16 »

I'm trying not to blag. Seriously being honest is the best way to stay unemployed, it seems. Maybe I should just tell them all that I wrote 25% of the Windows 7 kernel and I know how to successfully divide by 0.
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« Reply #96 on: February 27, 2012, 12:24:10 »

yes, nokia were hiring a while back, don't know if they still are.
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« Reply #97 on: February 27, 2012, 13:19:27 »

What a bitch. Dropped her stuff, I stopped her from picking it up and collected it all off the ground for her and not even a thank you. Not even eye contact. Cunt.

Wine #11 talking.
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« Reply #98 on: February 27, 2012, 13:44:06 »

you're supposed to spit them out.
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« Reply #99 on: February 27, 2012, 14:23:08 »

Why did I decide to totally unnecessarily encrypt my phone which failed and caused a factory reset, meaning for the second time in a week I have to reinstall and get all my numbers again?
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