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« Reply #51 on: February 17, 2012, 19:54:44 » |
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This homemade pizza is going to be THE SHIT So is this microwave curry (?) 
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This homemade pizza is going to be THE SHIT I can never get the oven hot enough
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« Reply #54 on: February 21, 2012, 15:10:38 » |
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« Reply #58 on: February 21, 2012, 15:29:41 » |
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How bloody difficult it is to find someone to fit a shower cubicle when you really need one.
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« Reply #60 on: February 21, 2012, 15:45:43 » |
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How hard can it be to fit a shower cubicle?
Well probably a bit out of my skills bracket, especially the tray as you need to re-plumb it in.
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« Reply #61 on: February 21, 2012, 15:47:42 » |
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That wasn't directed at you really. I have a habit of thinking 'how hard can it be to _____', only to undertake the task and find it to be a right old bloody mission best left to the professionals.
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« Reply #62 on: February 22, 2012, 11:36:55 » |
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« Reply #64 on: February 22, 2012, 14:49:00 » |
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« Reply #67 on: February 22, 2012, 21:12:06 » |
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« Reply #68 on: February 22, 2012, 21:13:51 » |
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« Reply #69 on: February 23, 2012, 06:24:52 » |
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« Reply #70 on: February 23, 2012, 06:41:52 » |
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« Reply #71 on: February 23, 2012, 09:24:13 » |
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« Reply #72 on: February 23, 2012, 09:55:52 » |
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« Reply #73 on: February 23, 2012, 10:36:59 » |
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« Reply #74 on: February 23, 2012, 10:53:27 » |
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Was there no wank symbol to go b2b with that? I never ask for anything - but can we please have that one added to the smilies 
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« Reply #75 on: February 23, 2012, 12:36:46 » |
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Man it is boiling in here. Fucking boiling. I wonder at what point it becomes boiling enough to walk out without risk of disciplinary action. It must be close to that threshold. Fan is doing fuck all. I am doing fuck all. Man it is boiling in here. I hope they fix the heating soon. This is too much to take. I am delirious. I am losing my shit. If only this fucking fan worked.
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« Reply #77 on: February 23, 2012, 16:48:12 » |
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Man it is boiling in here. Fucking boiling. I wonder at what point it becomes boiling enough to walk out without risk of disciplinary action. It must be close to that threshold. Fan is doing fuck all. I am doing fuck all. Man it is boiling in here. I hope they fix the heating soon. This is too much to take. I am delirious. I am losing my shit. If only this fucking fan worked.
I'm pretty sure if the ambient temperature is above 30C then its deemed unfit for a workplace.
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« Reply #78 on: February 23, 2012, 16:50:13 » |
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Man it is boiling in here. Fucking boiling. I wonder at what point it becomes boiling enough to walk out without risk of disciplinary action. It must be close to that threshold. Fan is doing fuck all. I am doing fuck all. Man it is boiling in here. I hope they fix the heating soon. This is too much to take. I am delirious. I am losing my shit. If only this fucking fan worked.
I'm pretty sure if the ambient temperature is above 30C then its deemed unfit for a workplace.
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« Reply #79 on: February 23, 2012, 16:50:47 » |
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Man it is boiling in here. Fucking boiling. I wonder at what point it becomes boiling enough to walk out without risk of disciplinary action. It must be close to that threshold. Fan is doing fuck all. I am doing fuck all. Man it is boiling in here. I hope they fix the heating soon. This is too much to take. I am delirious. I am losing my shit. If only this fucking fan worked.
I'm pretty sure if the ambient temperature is above 30C then its deemed unfit for a workplace. Spare a thought for African farmers!
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« Reply #80 on: February 27, 2012, 09:49:21 » |
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They say it's grim up north, but my god, Swindon is an Olympic standard shit hole.
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They say it's grim up north, but my god, Swindon is an Olympic standard shit hole.
 I was borneded in Swindon, and was lucky enough to go to college there. It is indeed a shithole of the highest order. All the towns and countryside surrounding it are awesome though (including Marlborough where I grew up). Other plus points include the Oasis, and the Link centre. The magic roundabout has thwarted many an attempt to get a driving licence. Confusing mother fucker! 
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« Reply #84 on: February 27, 2012, 11:05:19 » |
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That roundabout seems to be completely pointless. If there's only one fucking exit off each, why not just make it a fucking exit instead of another fucking roundabout?!
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« Reply #85 on: February 27, 2012, 11:09:11 » |
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That roundabout seems to be completely pointless. If there's only one fucking exit off each, why not just make it a fucking exit instead of another fucking roundabout?!
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« Reply #86 on: February 27, 2012, 11:18:06 » |
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That roundabout seems to be completely pointless. If there's only one fucking exit off each, why not just make it a fucking exit instead of another fucking roundabout?!
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« Reply #88 on: February 27, 2012, 11:27:51 » |
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Fuck knows! You should see it at rush hour/on matchday though. Madness.
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there might be a webcam... hang on... 85 magic roundabout swindon videos on youtube.... that said they're much of a muchness, heres the most exciting one i found: <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/8jFpHj7Q2Bw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/8jFpHj7Q2Bw</a>]]> |
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« Reply #91 on: February 27, 2012, 12:09:29 » |
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« Reply #94 on: February 27, 2012, 12:17:12 » |
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I'm trying not to blag. Seriously being honest is the best way to stay unemployed, it seems. Maybe I should just tell them all that I wrote 25% of the Windows 7 kernel and I know how to successfully divide by 0.
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« Reply #96 on: February 27, 2012, 12:24:10 » |
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« Reply #97 on: February 27, 2012, 13:19:27 » |
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What a bitch. Dropped her stuff, I stopped her from picking it up and collected it all off the ground for her and not even a thank you. Not even eye contact. Cunt.
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