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« Reply #150 on: March 03, 2012, 18:53:35 »

some cowboy boots will reduce bitey spider risks

in bed? kinky.
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« Reply #151 on: March 03, 2012, 18:55:43 »

I'm not sure turbo shandies were a good idea at this early in the evening  Smashed

are they ever a good idea?
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« Reply #152 on: March 03, 2012, 19:01:07 »

I'm not sure turbo shandies were a good idea at this early in the evening  Smashed

are they ever a good idea?

When I was 19 in Bar Med they were.
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« Reply #153 on: March 03, 2012, 20:42:07 »

yeah, will go well with the hat and holster
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« Reply #154 on: March 03, 2012, 20:49:16 »

Never realised they did Greyhound hurdle races.
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« Reply #155 on: March 03, 2012, 22:31:46 »

Curry and beer is a winning combination
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« Reply #156 on: March 04, 2012, 10:13:11 »

Sunday roast in the pipeline!  Cheesy
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« Reply #157 on: March 04, 2012, 10:24:51 »

lasagna from scratch - it takes hours but is worth it
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« Reply #158 on: March 05, 2012, 09:57:15 »

Fuck it's cold in here!
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« Reply #159 on: March 05, 2012, 09:59:16 »

WTF!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWjtz3wXEyA&

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« Reply #160 on: March 05, 2012, 14:00:35 »

I'm not used to rainy weather -it's a bit of a shock to the system  Sad
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« Reply #161 on: March 05, 2012, 17:09:06 »

Laser Eye Surgery? Don't bother - glasses are sexy!
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« Reply #162 on: March 06, 2012, 08:18:02 »

Nooooo it's fine. Just twat me with your ticket machine  I'M SO ANGRY!
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« Reply #163 on: March 06, 2012, 11:31:04 »

Dublin for work for a couple of days, can I actually get any touristy shit done in that time? Doubt it.

God I work with some annoying women.
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« Reply #164 on: March 06, 2012, 11:54:35 »

Dublin for work for a couple of days, can I actually get any touristy shit done in that time? Doubt it.

I'm going there this weekend!
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« Reply #165 on: March 06, 2012, 12:28:10 »

Two sleeps till Florence  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #166 on: March 06, 2012, 12:28:28 »

Wow, I'm in an episode of the Office, but with several female Gareths.   Cry
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« Reply #167 on: March 06, 2012, 12:29:20 »

Wow, I'm in an episode of the Office, but with several female Gareths.   Cry

Get the jelly in then.

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« Reply #168 on: March 06, 2012, 12:32:33 »

Latest dirk gently was filmed out side my house
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« Reply #169 on: March 06, 2012, 15:00:15 »

My bum is really hurting but this beer is gonna make it so much better
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« Reply #170 on: March 06, 2012, 15:03:34 »

My bum is really hurting but this beer is gonna make it so much better

You are supposed to drink it, not take it as an enema.
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« Reply #171 on: March 06, 2012, 15:52:27 »

will hoody t-shirt and jeans be viewed like a full jacket tie and hat are now in 50 years time?
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« Reply #172 on: March 06, 2012, 16:03:18 »

will hoody t-shirt and jeans be viewed like a full jacket tie and hat are now in 50 years time?


Nope.
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« Reply #173 on: March 06, 2012, 16:10:48 »

FUCK it's my mother's birthday tomorrow
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« Reply #174 on: March 06, 2012, 16:11:32 »

This some jauntyhold music.....
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« Reply #175 on: March 06, 2012, 16:11:46 »

will hoody t-shirt and jeans be viewed like a full jacket tie and hat are now in 50 years time?


Nope.

but what if the everyday fashion is seethru balloon pants with braces and single sleeved lycra tops and deely boppers
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« Reply #176 on: March 06, 2012, 16:23:28 »

I cracked it! It's working much better now.
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« Reply #177 on: March 06, 2012, 17:00:08 »

did Dead Prez create that Bigger than hip hop bassline or did they sample it?
Doing my nut trying to remember the other tune i have that uses it..



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« Reply #178 on: March 06, 2012, 18:00:37 »

Isn't the hangover supposed to start after sleep... Huh
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« Reply #179 on: March 06, 2012, 19:37:20 »

did Dead Prez create that Bigger than hip hop bassline or did they sample it?
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Pretty sure it is original to them, that is the original track called "Hip Hop" not the Kanye West "Bigger than Hip-Hop" version of the track. Lots of their stuff is original music.
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« Reply #180 on: March 07, 2012, 08:40:45 »

this coffee reminds me of Little Chef
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« Reply #181 on: March 07, 2012, 10:29:58 »

this coffee reminds me of Little Chef

Burnt grit and warm water..? Huh
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« Reply #182 on: March 07, 2012, 10:32:19 »

are there still happy eaters? edit... no http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Eater motorway services eh?  Love
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« Reply #183 on: March 07, 2012, 10:37:31 »

this coffee reminds me of Little Chef

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spot on!
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« Reply #184 on: March 07, 2012, 10:38:58 »

Hankering for ghost pepper chilli sauce, not sure why.

Could have another vat of coffee. Boring week so far, not scheduled work at all today. Might go read the papers.

Am I going to stitch myself up on this Dublin trip? Out of my depth perhaps.

So much wedding shit left to sort, it's really draining.

Could do with an early night.
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« Reply #185 on: March 07, 2012, 11:03:41 »

I need to get a job in new York
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« Reply #186 on: March 07, 2012, 11:05:13 »

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« Reply #187 on: March 07, 2012, 11:07:11 »

Am I going to stitch myself up on this Dublin trip? Out of my depth perhaps.

Only if you can afford to at around 5 a pint (5.50-6euro). You'll need to remortgage your house if you want to buy a round in Dublin.  Eek
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« Reply #188 on: March 07, 2012, 13:07:48 »

Am I going to stitch myself up on this Dublin trip? Out of my depth perhaps.

Only if you can afford to at around 5 a pint (5.50-6euro). You'll need to remortgage your house if you want to buy a round in Dublin.  Eek

I'd go with 7....  Brace yerself... But then its work... So expenses ahoy
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« Reply #189 on: March 07, 2012, 13:19:41 »

Expense allowance = one pint with a meal, FML
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« Reply #190 on: March 07, 2012, 13:25:40 »

get them to write it down as a dessert... a melange of hops and sugar
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« Reply #191 on: March 07, 2012, 13:28:21 »

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Am I going to stitch myself up on this Dublin trip? Out of my depth perhaps.

Only if you can afford to at around 5 a pint (5.50-6euro). You'll need to remortgage your house if you want to buy a round in Dublin.  Eek

I'd go with 7....  Brace yerself... But then its work... So expenses ahoy

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« Reply #193 on: March 07, 2012, 13:31:19 »

get them to write it down as a dessert... a melange of hops and sugar

Tea - one meal
Dinner one meal
Supper one meal

3 pints sorted
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« Reply #194 on: March 07, 2012, 13:39:39 »

Breakfast!
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« Reply #195 on: March 07, 2012, 13:40:34 »

yeah just write it down as extra toast mate.
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« Reply #196 on: March 07, 2012, 13:41:30 »

yeah just write it down as extra toast mate.

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« Reply #197 on: March 07, 2012, 13:41:52 »

7 Euros' worth of toast
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« Reply #198 on: March 07, 2012, 13:43:34 »

they have little chef in dublin?
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« Reply #199 on: March 07, 2012, 13:48:56 »

7 Euros' worth of toast

2 slices mate. Fuck potatoes, there's a flour shortage on, don't ya know?!
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