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« Reply #100 on: February 27, 2012, 14:28:04 »

that some some one at the uni need to cut me a break and give me a chance to interview for this job i';ve applied for
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« Reply #101 on: February 27, 2012, 14:36:20 »

Which uni? Bristol? Bunch of cunce. Avoid.

edit: Actually not that bad of a job if you're lucky enough that the reality of the role corresponds in some way to the job description. Most of them do not. Most IT-based jobs at the uni are like a soul trap set by Satan designed to destroy you from the inside out. But good luck!
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« Reply #102 on: February 27, 2012, 14:38:49 »

yup UoB

not really pure IT.

Reading between the lines they want a digital sniffer dog to vomit relevant data 4 times a year
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« Reply #103 on: February 27, 2012, 14:45:56 »

23 minutes 'til home...
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« Reply #104 on: February 27, 2012, 14:49:47 »

you're supposed to spit them out.

I didn't see a rule list  Bad Teeth

#35 slipped down a treat. On to the reds...
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« Reply #105 on: February 27, 2012, 14:53:36 »

yup UoB

not really pure IT.

Reading between the lines they want a digital sniffer dog to vomit relevant data 4 times a year


A mate of mine (well, mate of a mate) moved from the NHS as a data expert to UoB. The job spec promised a whole raft of responsibilities and an array of engaging work towards improving how the department did things. Within 3 months he fully regretted moving as they had him nonsense-ing about with Excel spreadsheets achieving nothing and basically having to keep to the status quo, which was not really that far short of a complete inversion of the job spec. Same thing more or less happened to me, albeit that the promises made to me weren't as spectacular as the promises they made (and broke) to Bill.
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« Reply #106 on: February 27, 2012, 15:03:11 »

yup UoB
not really pure IT.
Reading between the lines they want a digital sniffer dog to vomit relevant data 4 times a year
A mate of mine (well, mate of a mate) moved from the NHS as a data expert to UoB. The job spec promised a whole raft of responsibilities and an array of engaging work towards improving how the department did things. Within 3 months he fully regretted moving as they had him nonsense-ing about with Excel spreadsheets achieving nothing and basically having to keep to the status quo, which was not really that far short of a complete inversion of the job spec. Same thing more or less happened to me, albeit that the promises made to me weren't as spectacular as the promises they made (and broke) to Bill.
Bill? from here or a real person with out dubious proclivities?
as long as they don't break the promise of the advertised wage and permanent contract its all good (permanent is a strong word these days)
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« Reply #107 on: February 27, 2012, 15:13:15 »

yup UoB
not really pure IT.
Reading between the lines they want a digital sniffer dog to vomit relevant data 4 times a year
A mate of mine (well, mate of a mate) moved from the NHS as a data expert to UoB. The job spec promised a whole raft of responsibilities and an array of engaging work towards improving how the department did things. Within 3 months he fully regretted moving as they had him nonsense-ing about with Excel spreadsheets achieving nothing and basically having to keep to the status quo, which was not really that far short of a complete inversion of the job spec. Same thing more or less happened to me, albeit that the promises made to me weren't as spectacular as the promises they made (and broke) to Bill.
Bill? from here or a real person with out dubious proclivities?
as long as they don't break the promise of the advertised wage and permanent contract its all good (permanent is a strong word these days)

Different Bill. Far less dubious. They'll always stick to the salary and benefits and permanence, but if you're the sort who gets bored easily you need to strike it lucky to not have your head done in pretty quick.
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« Reply #108 on: February 27, 2012, 15:17:42 »

but if you're the sort who gets bored easily you need to strike it lucky to not have your head done in pretty quick.

a long time in the council - i can cope

I just want more money
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« Reply #109 on: February 27, 2012, 16:07:41 »

#51. Things getting fuzzy.
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« Reply #110 on: February 27, 2012, 16:28:40 »

51 wines. Are you doing shots?
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« Reply #111 on: February 27, 2012, 17:05:38 »

51 wines. Are you doing shots?

Hmm. Maybe that amount. Ended on 73 with a 400 champagne. Off to Camden for shit in a tray and a beer Two Thumbs
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« Reply #112 on: March 01, 2012, 08:38:19 »

Breakfast then 15 hour shift. See you on the flipside!
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« Reply #113 on: March 01, 2012, 09:31:35 »

How I'm incredibly bored and why 'I Wanna be Adored' by the Stone Roses is in my head as I haven't heard it in ages.  Not that it's a bad song, in fact it's a damn fine song, probably my favourite Stone Roses track, just a little odd that it's in there. 

How munch I want to punch someone I work with in the face based purely on her annoying voice and simpering, whiny personality.   I'M SO ANGRY!
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« Reply #114 on: March 01, 2012, 10:06:10 »

How I'm incredibly bored and why 'I Wanna be Adored' by the Stone Roses is in my head as I haven't heard it in ages.  Not that it's a bad song, in fact it's a damn fine song, probably my favourite Stone Roses track, just a little odd that it's in there. 

How munch I want to punch someone I work with in the face based purely on her annoying voice and simpering, whiny personality.   I'M SO ANGRY!

Yeah I get the same with a particular persons annoying laugh. It's even more annoying that they find everything extremely funny, even if it's not - 'this is John, HAHAAHAHAHA', for example!  I'M SO ANGRY!
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« Reply #115 on: March 01, 2012, 10:09:12 »

the real world equiv of excessive LOLing
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« Reply #116 on: March 01, 2012, 12:33:05 »

Toothpaste + orange juice = schoolboy error of the highest order!
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« Reply #117 on: March 01, 2012, 12:36:06 »

Toothpaste + orange juice = schoolboy error of the highest order!

Nasty. Mint followed by anything else is always bad.
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« Reply #118 on: March 01, 2012, 12:43:19 »

I used to love sliced pickled onions on top of my peanut butter and jam (on a thick toasted slice). I should do that more.
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« Reply #119 on: March 01, 2012, 12:44:09 »

How I'm incredibly bored and why 'I Wanna be Adored' by the Stone Roses is in my head as I haven't heard it in ages.  Not that it's a bad song, in fact it's a damn fine song, probably my favourite Stone Roses track, just a little odd that it's in there. 

How munch I want to punch someone I work with in the face based purely on her annoying voice and simpering, whiny personality.   I'M SO ANGRY!

Yeah I get the same with a particular persons annoying laugh. It's even more annoying that they find everything extremely funny, even if it's not - 'this is John, HAHAAHAHAHA', for example!  I'M SO ANGRY!

To be fair, John is a pretty funny guy.
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« Reply #120 on: March 01, 2012, 13:04:44 »

i wish that cunt on the balcony would stop looking at me. put a shirt on you fucking poser - it's winter.
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« Reply #121 on: March 01, 2012, 13:09:22 »

i wish that cunt on the balcony would stop looking at me. put a shirt on you fucking poser - it's winter.

Has he got his lad in his hand?
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« Reply #122 on: March 01, 2012, 13:19:38 »

i wish that cunt on the balcony would stop looking at me. put a shirt on you fucking poser - it's winter.

Has he got his lad in his hand?

thankfully not. small mercy
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« Reply #123 on: March 01, 2012, 13:27:14 »

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« Reply #124 on: March 01, 2012, 13:27:45 »

i wish that cunt on the balcony would stop looking at me. put a shirt on you fucking poser - it's winter.

Has he got his lad in his hand?

small mercy

That his lads name?  Bad Teeth
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« Reply #125 on: March 01, 2012, 13:38:26 »

i wish that cunt on the balcony would stop looking at me. put a shirt on you fucking poser - it's winter.

Has he got his lad in his hand?

small mercy

That his lads name?  Bad Teeth

No, it's Geoff.
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« Reply #126 on: March 01, 2012, 14:08:26 »

I'm so excited that the Magnolia tree outside my window will flower soon  Cheesy  Love
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« Reply #127 on: March 01, 2012, 14:10:03 »

Damn, that rocket is peppery. Remember to eat it with something else, it's a team player not a solo artist, idiot.
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« Reply #128 on: March 01, 2012, 14:12:15 »

Tesco raisin slices, disappointing.

Where is that screen wash reservoir?
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« Reply #129 on: March 01, 2012, 14:13:02 »

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« Reply #130 on: March 01, 2012, 15:25:20 »

11 boxes?! That's too many crisps!
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« Reply #131 on: March 01, 2012, 16:56:52 »

I really need to service all three of my bikes.
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« Reply #132 on: March 01, 2012, 18:15:10 »

Damn, that rocket is peppery. Remember to eat it with something else, it's a team player not a solo artist, idiot.

How strange, not 10 minutes ago I was thinking 'god how lush is rocket, it's so peppery!!'
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« Reply #133 on: March 01, 2012, 18:48:27 »

I really need to service all three of my bikes.

I did mine this morning. New tyres n all. ball ache but worth it
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« Reply #134 on: March 02, 2012, 18:21:23 »

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« Reply #135 on: March 02, 2012, 18:28:49 »

Time to cash in the Premium Bonds, I gots shit to sort

Fancy a beer

I can't be arsed to do that washing up

I cannot believe how many calories are in a McDonald's Big Tasty burger (890)

Can I really do a whole day of cider drinking tomorrow?
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« Reply #136 on: March 02, 2012, 18:33:29 »

Being at work on a Friday night sucks,
but being able to cook enough Cajun chicken with apricots and quinoa to last me three days FOR FREE is pretty cool.

I want cider.
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« Reply #137 on: March 02, 2012, 18:39:41 »

To drink or not to drink....
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« Reply #138 on: March 02, 2012, 18:45:01 »

To drink or not to drink....

i find that 3 pints of cider oft helps with this particular quandry
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« Reply #139 on: March 02, 2012, 19:07:03 »

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« Reply #140 on: March 02, 2012, 22:53:23 »

To drink or not to drink....

i find that 3 pints of cider oft helps with this particular quandry

gotta work tomo am, wish I could have some more beers  Sad
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« Reply #141 on: March 03, 2012, 10:17:42 »

I hate colds.
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« Reply #142 on: March 03, 2012, 13:06:20 »

It's entirely retarded that I can't go back to sleep because I'm too paranoid about there being a bitey spider in my bed, when I am already in bed, have checked about 8 times and have never even seen one since I've been here.
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« Reply #143 on: March 03, 2012, 13:10:15 »

It's entirely retarded that I can't go back to sleep because I'm too paranoid about there being a bitey spider in my bed, when I am already in bed, have checked about 8 times and have never even seen one since I've been here.

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« Reply #144 on: March 03, 2012, 13:28:14 »

It's entirely retarded that I can't go back to sleep because I'm too paranoid about there being a bitey spider in my bed, when I am already in bed, have checked about 8 times and have never even seen one since I've been here.

are you a girl or something  Bad Teeth

It's possible. I also love home furnishing shops.
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« Reply #145 on: March 03, 2012, 13:45:02 »

some cowboy boots will reduce bitey spider risks
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« Reply #146 on: March 03, 2012, 15:10:02 »

It's entirely retarded that I can't go back to sleep because I'm too paranoid about there being a bitey spider in my bed, when I am already in bed, have checked about 8 times and have never even seen one since I've been here.

I remember when I was about 5, I woke up in the night and felt something tickling my back - I got out of bed and put the light on and there a spider there. Freaked me right out and spent the next god know how many years thoroughly checking my bed before getting into it!

Oh, and don't wear clothes that have been on the floor - had a couple of nasty surprises that way!  Eek
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« Reply #147 on: March 03, 2012, 16:02:32 »

decent grade cotton t-shirts are hard to find
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« Reply #148 on: March 03, 2012, 18:22:51 »

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« Reply #149 on: March 03, 2012, 18:50:54 »

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