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edit: Actually not that bad of a job if you're lucky enough that the reality of the role corresponds in some way to the job description. Most of them do not. Most IT-based jobs at the uni are like a soul trap set by Satan designed to destroy you from the inside out. But good luck!
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Reading between the lines they want a digital sniffer dog to vomit relevant data 4 times a year
A mate of mine (well, mate of a mate) moved from the NHS as a data expert to UoB. The job spec promised a whole raft of responsibilities and an array of engaging work towards improving how the department did things. Within 3 months he fully regretted moving as they had him nonsense-ing about with Excel spreadsheets achieving nothing and basically having to keep to the status quo, which was not really that far short of a complete inversion of the job spec. Same thing more or less happened to me, albeit that the promises made to me weren't as spectacular as the promises they made (and broke) to Bill.
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Reading between the lines they want a digital sniffer dog to vomit relevant data 4 times a year
A mate of mine (well, mate of a mate) moved from the NHS as a data expert to UoB. The job spec promised a whole raft of responsibilities and an array of engaging work towards improving how the department did things. Within 3 months he fully regretted moving as they had him nonsense-ing about with Excel spreadsheets achieving nothing and basically having to keep to the status quo, which was not really that far short of a complete inversion of the job spec. Same thing more or less happened to me, albeit that the promises made to me weren't as spectacular as the promises they made (and broke) to Bill. Bill? from here or a real person with out dubious proclivities? as long as they don't break the promise of the advertised wage and permanent contract its all good (permanent is a strong word these days)
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Reading between the lines they want a digital sniffer dog to vomit relevant data 4 times a year
A mate of mine (well, mate of a mate) moved from the NHS as a data expert to UoB. The job spec promised a whole raft of responsibilities and an array of engaging work towards improving how the department did things. Within 3 months he fully regretted moving as they had him nonsense-ing about with Excel spreadsheets achieving nothing and basically having to keep to the status quo, which was not really that far short of a complete inversion of the job spec. Same thing more or less happened to me, albeit that the promises made to me weren't as spectacular as the promises they made (and broke) to Bill. Bill? from here or a real person with out dubious proclivities? as long as they don't break the promise of the advertised wage and permanent contract its all good (permanent is a strong word these days) Different Bill. Far less dubious. They'll always stick to the salary and benefits and permanence, but if you're the sort who gets bored easily you need to strike it lucky to not have your head done in pretty quick.
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« Reply #109 on: February 27, 2012, 16:07:41 » |
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#51. Things getting fuzzy.
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51 wines. Are you doing shots?
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How I'm incredibly bored and why 'I Wanna be Adored' by the Stone Roses is in my head as I haven't heard it in ages. Not that it's a bad song, in fact it's a damn fine song, probably my favourite Stone Roses track, just a little odd that it's in there. How munch I want to punch someone I work with in the face based purely on her annoying voice and simpering, whiny personality. Yeah I get the same with a particular persons annoying laugh. It's even more annoying that they find everything extremely funny, even if it's not - 'this is John, HAHAAHAHAHA', for example!
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« Reply #116 on: March 01, 2012, 12:33:05 » |
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« Reply #117 on: March 01, 2012, 12:36:06 » |
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Toothpaste + orange juice = schoolboy error of the highest order!
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« Reply #118 on: March 01, 2012, 12:43:19 » |
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I used to love sliced pickled onions on top of my peanut butter and jam (on a thick toasted slice). I should do that more.
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i wish that cunt on the balcony would stop looking at me. put a shirt on you fucking poser - it's winter.
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i wish that cunt on the balcony would stop looking at me. put a shirt on you fucking poser - it's winter.
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i wish that cunt on the balcony would stop looking at me. put a shirt on you fucking poser - it's winter.
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i wish that cunt on the balcony would stop looking at me. put a shirt on you fucking poser - it's winter.
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« Reply #127 on: March 01, 2012, 14:10:03 » |
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Damn, that rocket is peppery. Remember to eat it with something else, it's a team player not a solo artist, idiot.
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« Reply #130 on: March 01, 2012, 15:25:20 » |
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« Reply #131 on: March 01, 2012, 16:56:52 » |
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« Reply #132 on: March 01, 2012, 18:15:10 » |
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Damn, that rocket is peppery. Remember to eat it with something else, it's a team player not a solo artist, idiot.
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I really need to service all three of my bikes.
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« Reply #135 on: March 02, 2012, 18:28:49 » |
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Fancy a beer
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« Reply #137 on: March 02, 2012, 18:39:41 » |
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To drink or not to drink....
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To drink or not to drink....
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It's entirely retarded that I can't go back to sleep because I'm too paranoid about there being a bitey spider in my bed, when I am already in bed, have checked about 8 times and have never even seen one since I've been here.
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It's entirely retarded that I can't go back to sleep because I'm too paranoid about there being a bitey spider in my bed, when I am already in bed, have checked about 8 times and have never even seen one since I've been here.
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It's entirely retarded that I can't go back to sleep because I'm too paranoid about there being a bitey spider in my bed, when I am already in bed, have checked about 8 times and have never even seen one since I've been here.
I remember when I was about 5, I woke up in the night and felt something tickling my back - I got out of bed and put the light on and there a spider there. Freaked me right out and spent the next god know how many years thoroughly checking my bed before getting into it! Oh, and don't wear clothes that have been on the floor - had a couple of nasty surprises that way! 
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