'Random Thoughts' Thread [NSFW]

[Epico]

We all hate that impromptu question from the other half etc.... but what's on your mind right now?


Anybody else think that words are weird?

Say any word in your head over and over again and really think about the sylables, and suddenly the spelling and sound of the word doesn't make any sense.

Odd.

[plodocus]

What if optimus prime was made of ham?

[Block Party]

Who sampled The Soul Searchers version of Think?

[Block Party]

Apparently it was the Hebaliser.

[snowball]

ferrymon sounds like you need to lay off the herb for a lil while mate

[x]

What if optimus prime was made of ham?

Jews would stop trying to eat him.

[Pippin-Drill]

Shall I have spaghetti Bolognese for tea? Is there actually any spaghetti? it might have to be pasta twists Bolognese, and what about salad? I know I have some leaves in the fridge, but no tomatos, ASDA are delivering tonight though, between 6 and 9, they're bringing tomatos, did I order spaghetti? No I did not. I might get too hungry to wait for ASDA, though if I start cooking now and start eating then ASDA will arrive while I'm eating and that will be so annoying. Typical. I'll just sit here and be hungry till ASDA get here. I hope they get here soon...



It's that time of day I'm afraid.

[t0ph0id]

cashew nuts

[Hooty]

When did Instinct get so rude?

[639]

I bought the wrong soup for dinner

[Evs]

Gypsy blokes are absolute fucking nutters

[DJ Ted Crilly]

Who wrote that book I think I want? Can I remember his name without doing a vague google search?

[jay nom]

I wonder where my bikes are, why are arsenal so shit and do I have a thyroid problem...

[Epico]

ferrymon sounds like you need to lay off the herb for a lil while mate

Been off it for little under 3 years now...


...and may I say, it has completely changed my life 

[Snoo]

"Safe from harm" still sounds Fucking amazing.

[Epico]

Crumpets + cheese = nom nom nom nom

[rem0]

When did Instinct get so rude?

Ever since he found a cockroach in his Tescos finest meal hes changed.

[plodocus]

lol arsenal

[Bill Price]

Argh Arsenal!

[jay nom]

I wonder where my bikes are, why are arsenal so shit and do I have a thyroid problem...

I should have left the pub when I posted that 

[tko]

When did Instinct get so rude?

Ever since he found a cockroach in his Tescos finest meal hes changed.

I think he may have had some sort of internet breakdown. His first 3000 or so posts were mainly mundane drum and bass related stuff interspersed with photos of scantily clad ladies, then about 6 months or so ago he turned into 50 posts a day tinfoil hat wearing internet conspiracy nutjob.

I think he needs to be turned off and and on again, then we might get the scantily clad ladies back again instead of 100s of threads containing a single link to some tinfoil irrelevance with no further comment

[спам]

When did Instinct get so rude?

Ever since he found a cockroach in his Tescos finest meal hes changed.

I think he may have had some sort of internet breakdown. His first 3000 or so posts were mainly mundane drum and bass related stuff interspersed with photos of scantily clad ladies, then about 6 months or so ago he turned into 50 posts a day tinfoil hat wearing internet conspiracy nutjob.

I think he needs to be turned off and and on again, then we might get the scantily clad ladies back again instead of 100s of threads containing a single link to some tinfoil irrelevance with no further comment

To be fair, ringing up the police to tell them Tesco took my property (a sample of shit food from a Tesco built on the grounds of an old hospital for the council's environmental health department which lied to me saying they would help me) to then be told that theft wasnt a police matter and then getting a £1000 bill from the council for policing in one day after losing my job at a music managent company because I was trying to help labels (a lot from Bristol) and my artwork wasnt needed, blank labels were the way forward, itunes wouldnt buy our products until we all bought apple macs (against competition law), the investor was the only person behind me who agreed outright, the manager a vapour cock(fired me smiling after me moving across the country to save his ass) and the manager of my mrs's bar coming on to her in one day did change my view on society. slightly. I did make a specific post about being angry and apologising but I put a fuck load of love into this board and some people who have it easy seem to just sit here and spend their time shooting people down when if they actually looked at the world for one second they would give more of a shit? taking pics of girls is easy to me, I have a talent, but its like being bart simpson sometimes people poking you to say "I didnt do it".. and these links arnt irrelevant, to me, I really dont believe this shit as much as anyone, its just more interesting than they same old hollyoaks yanky dumbass shit, but I guess, but hey, I will shutup and just feed you the crack you love

[Hooner]

To be fair, ringing up the police to tell them Tesco took my property (a sample of shit food from a Tesco built on the grounds of an old hospital for the council's environmental health department which lied to me saying they would help me) to then be told that theft wasnt a police matter and then getting a £1000 bill from the council for policing in one day after losing my job at a music managent company because I was trying to help labels (a lot from Bristol) and my artwork wasnt needed, blank labels were the way forward, itunes wouldnt buy our products until we all bought apple macs (against competition law), the investor was the only person behind me who agreed outright, the manager a vapour cock(fired me smiling after me moving across the country to save his ass) and the manager of my mrs's bar coming on to her in one day did change my view on society. slightly. I did make a specific post about being angry and apologising but I put a fuck load of love into this board and some people who have it easy seem to just sit here and spend their time shooting people down when if they actually looked at the world for one second they would give more of a shit? taking pics of girls is easy to me, I have a talent, but its like being bart simpson sometimes people poking you to say "I didnt do it".. and these links arnt irrelevant, to me, I really dont believe this shit as much as anyone, its just more interesting than they same old hollyoaks yanky dumbass shit, but I guess, but hey, I will shutup and just feed you the crack you love

 

[спам]

If you are a mod. This ship is sinking. Im thinking the next Hijack night will be the last in my nearly 10years of being involved atm. I can see why everyone else emigrated ! lol

[Hooner]

If you are a mod. This ship is sinking. Im thinking the next Hijack night will be the last in my nearly 10years of being involved atm. I can see why everyone else emigrated ! lol

Why on Earth are you throwing your toys out of the pram?

Fair enough you had loads of shit happen to you, and that sucks the big one.

BUT

You constantly post conspiracy theory threads and expect not to be taken the piss out of?

Look how much shit Noodle's taken throughout the years...do you see him 'emigrating'? (Quite where everyone has 'emigrated' to is beyond me)

[x]

And all I did to attract shit is have one bad haircut in my life and always be right. Life is not fair.

[Epico]

Ahhh bejesus. What have a started.... 

[Bill Price]

And all I did to attract shit is have one bad haircut in my life and always be right. Life is not fair.

Real time lols!

[Pippin-Drill]

When did Instinct get so rude?

Ever since he found a cockroach in his Tescos finest meal hes changed.

I think he may have had some sort of internet breakdown. His first 3000 or so posts were mainly mundane drum and bass related stuff interspersed with photos of scantily clad ladies, then about 6 months or so ago he turned into 50 posts a day tinfoil hat wearing internet conspiracy nutjob.

I think he needs to be turned off and and on again, then we might get the scantily clad ladies back again instead of 100s of threads containing a single link to some tinfoil irrelevance with no further comment

To be fair, ringing up the police to tell them Tesco took my property (a sample of shit food from a Tesco built on the grounds of an old hospital for the council's environmental health department which lied to me saying they would help me) to then be told that theft wasnt a police matter and then getting a £1000 bill from the council for policing in one day after losing my job at a music managent company because I was trying to help labels (a lot from Bristol) and my artwork wasnt needed, blank labels were the way forward, itunes wouldnt buy our products until we all bought apple macs (against competition law), the investor was the only person behind me who agreed outright, the manager a vapour cock(fired me smiling after me moving across the country to save his ass) and the manager of my mrs's bar coming on to her in one day did change my view on society. slightly. I did make a specific post about being angry and apologising but I put a fuck load of love into this board and some people who have it easy seem to just sit here and spend their time shooting people down when if they actually looked at the world for one second they would give more of a shit? taking pics of girls is easy to me, I have a talent, but its like being bart simpson sometimes people poking you to say "I didnt do it".. and these links arnt irrelevant, to me, I really dont believe this shit as much as anyone, its just more interesting than they same old hollyoaks yanky dumbass shit, but I guess, but hey, I will shutup and just feed you the crack you love

Chris are you for real?

All you ever do is bitch and moan, and you have become ruder, I've noticed. Everyone has shit going on in their lives, some more than others, true; but getting angry and narky with people and jumping on everyone who doesn't agree with you is not going to help and is certainly not going to get you any sympathy for any of those concerns. If you genuinely have a problem that you need help and support for I have found that Hijack can actually be full of very nice, helpful and kind characters despite the banter, but you have to  take the rough with the smooth and realise that not everyone sees things the same way as you. I have had the piss ripped out of me for certain things (dog reiki) but also have had massive love and support from the board when the shit has really hit. You also have to give as well as take. I would like to think that if there was ever a Hijacker in need and I could help, I would do so as well. If you really really wanted support you could get it, but you have give people a reason to bother and not be rude or people will just take the piss.

[The Lady Nonny Wrongford]

I needed a poo earlier, I've just remembered. But the feelings gone away now. Good. Oh no, thinking of pooing is making me need to poo again. Maybe it will go away if I continue to sit here. I can't be bothered to walk all the way down stairs. Bollocks, I'm going to have to go for a poo now.

[639]

Wrong going for a poo

[Skippy]

i'm soooooooooo bored 

[Evs]

April and May are going to be an absolute shithouse at work

[Epico]

I needed a poo earlier, I've just remembered. But the feelings gone away now. Good. Oh no, thinking of pooing is making me need to poo again. Maybe it will go away if I continue to sit here. I can't be bothered to walk all the way down stairs. Bollocks, I'm going to have to go for a poo now.

Ha ha. I hate it when the gut rumbles come in. Especially when it's 10 minutes after climbing into a cold bed and you've got the temp just right. Sometimes you can sleep it off, but, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

[plodocus]

Is contentment just a form of ignorance?

[639]

about bloody time

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/17022012/58/premier-league-paper-round-wenger-crazy-set-clear.html

[Epico]

Of all the different types of bogey, the 'cornflake' is by far my favourite 

[Epico]

Why has it taken me this long to change from IE to Firefox 

[The Lady Nonny Wrongford]

Why has it taken me this long to change from IE to Firefox 

Why didn't you go for Chrome?

[639]

Is contentment just a form of ignorance?

Is incontinence a form of contentment?

[x]

Of all the different types of bogey, the 'cornflake' is by far my favourite 

They feel sooooo satisfying to pick out. 

[639]

Of all the different types of bogey, the 'cornflake' is by far my favourite 

They feel sooooo satisfying to pick out. 

after a night on the chang

'Frosties"'

[top cat]

1) What is assessment, really?

2) What should I do with my life?

[top cat]

When did Instinct get so rude?

Ever since he found a cockroach in his Tescos finest meal hes changed.

I think he may have had some sort of internet breakdown. His first 3000 or so posts were mainly mundane drum and bass related stuff interspersed with photos of scantily clad ladies, then about 6 months or so ago he turned into 50 posts a day tinfoil hat wearing internet conspiracy nutjob.

I think he needs to be turned off and and on again, then we might get the scantily clad ladies back again instead of 100s of threads containing a single link to some tinfoil irrelevance with no further comment

To be fair, ringing up the police to tell them Tesco took my property (a sample of shit food from a Tesco built on the grounds of an old hospital for the council's environmental health department which lied to me saying they would help me) to then be told that theft wasnt a police matter and then getting a £1000 bill from the council for policing in one day after losing my job at a music managent company because I was trying to help labels (a lot from Bristol) and my artwork wasnt needed, blank labels were the way forward, itunes wouldnt buy our products until we all bought apple macs (against competition law), the investor was the only person behind me who agreed outright, the manager a vapour cock(fired me smiling after me moving across the country to save his ass) and the manager of my mrs's bar coming on to her in one day did change my view on society. slightly. I did make a specific post about being angry and apologising but I put a fuck load of love into this board and some people who have it easy seem to just sit here and spend their time shooting people down when if they actually looked at the world for one second they would give more of a shit? taking pics of girls is easy to me, I have a talent, but its like being bart simpson sometimes people poking you to say "I didnt do it".. and these links arnt irrelevant, to me, I really dont believe this shit as much as anyone, its just more interesting than they same old hollyoaks yanky dumbass shit, but I guess, but hey, I will shutup and just feed you the crack you love

Chris are you for real?

All you ever do is bitch and moan, and you have become ruder, I've noticed. Everyone has shit going on in their lives, some more than others, true; but getting angry and narky with people and jumping on everyone who doesn't agree with you is not going to help and is certainly not going to get you any sympathy for any of those concerns. If you genuinely have a problem that you need help and support for I have found that Hijack can actually be full of very nice, helpful and kind characters despite the banter, but you have to  take the rough with the smooth and realise that not everyone sees things the same way as you. I have had the piss ripped out of me for certain things (dog reiki) but also have had massive love and support from the board when the shit has really hit. You also have to give as well as take. I would like to think that if there was ever a Hijacker in need and I could help, I would do so as well. If you really really wanted support you could get it, but you have give people a reason to bother and not be rude or people will just take the piss.

 

innit. what's going on?

[Epico]

Why has it taken me this long to change from IE to Firefox 

Why didn't you go for Chrome?

Dunno. I'm content with being behind the times though, so I'll stick with Firefox for a yew years 

Of all the different types of bogey, the 'cornflake' is by far my favourite 

They feel sooooo satisfying to pick out. 

That they do.... that they do. 

[The Lady Nonny Wrongford]

Why has it taken me this long to change from IE to Firefox 

Why didn't you go for Chrome?

Dunno. I'm content with being behind the times though, so I'll stick with Firefox for a yew years 

That's a long long time!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxus_baccata

[Evs]

I have no work at all to do today, so I'm just spending my time chatting and downloading stuff on my home PC remotely. Should ask for work but it's Friday.

[HOBO]

Of all the different types of bogey, the 'cornflake' is by far my favourite  

They feel sooooo satisfying to pick out.  

That they do.... that they do.  

Are they're good for your body to boot!  

[nevermind]

I've spilled harissa sauce on my trousers. I wanted to wear these out tonight. Now I'm going to have to go home and change. Balls.

[Epico]

Why has it taken me this long to change from IE to Firefox 

Why didn't you go for Chrome?

Dunno. I'm content with being behind the times though, so I'll stick with Firefox for a yew years 

That's a long long time!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxus_baccata

Woops. Typo Thirsdays!