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« on: April 25, 2007, 15:14:41 »

Sorry.. don't usually post random moans, or rnadom threads for that matter.. but as I started jokily talking about vegans in another thread, my blood began to boil...

... So then.. There's this guy who I work with..

He's the most self righteous bloody git in the office.. Yes you've guessed it.. He's a fucking vegan!! Arrrghggggg  Smashed he totally sucks up to our boss (which makes me cringe and also makes me want to punch him) He goes out on the weekend.. takes every drug under the Sun, then comes in with his crazy pasties and higher sense of being (in comparison to us mere meat eaters food eaters) and it drives me MAD! lol  Laugh

How can he (or these people) carry on and justify to themselfes...

A- You snort coke tainted with the blood of all manner of people
B- You can't say it's for health reasons because your a fucking drug taking piss head who smokes!!!
C- CUUUUUNT

Okay. Rant over...

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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2007, 15:22:39 »

Film urself grinding meat up into his powder then allow him to snort. Show film. Laugh.



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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2007, 15:22:52 »

Are vegans people who not only don't eat meat or fish but also don't eat dairy products (milk, egss, butter etc etc..)...is that right?

Wouldn't you just love to put some meat in his pasty whilst he's not looking  Bad Teeth
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2007, 15:23:05 »

do you want to join me setting up a hog roast outside the vegan fayre this year then mate?!
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2007, 15:24:55 »

simpsons quote time "he's a level 4 vegan...he won't eat anything that casts a shadow"  Laugh
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2007, 15:25:24 »

do you want to join me setting up a hog roast outside the vegan fayre this year then mate?!

I will!   Cheesy  Love Two Thumbs
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2007, 15:30:31 »

do you want to join me setting up a hog roast outside the vegan fayre this year then mate?!

I will!   Cheesy  Love Two Thumbs


And next door I'm gonna set up a hippie looking stall selling tapes not of whale music but of the sonic death screams of dolphins caught in tuna nets

I don't have anything against dolphins I just hate hippies.


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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2007, 15:31:11 »

do you want to join me setting up a hog roast outside the vegan fayre this year then mate?!

I will!   Cheesy  Love Two Thumbs

SWEET....the more the merrier.

I did think about hiring a boat (out of their reach innit), catapulting sausages with parachutes into the fayre while blasting out field recordings from an abbatoir on a fat pa.
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2007, 15:33:28 »

do you want to join me setting up a hog roast outside the vegan fayre this year then mate?!

I will!   Cheesy  Love Two Thumbs

SWEET....the more the merrier.

I did think about hiring a boat (out of their reach innit), catapulting sausages with parachutes into the fayre while blasting out field recordings from an abbatoir on a fat pa.

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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2007, 15:36:38 »

do you want to join me setting up a hog roast outside the vegan fayre this year then mate?!

I will!   Cheesy  Love Two Thumbs

SWEET....the more the merrier.

I did think about hiring a boat (out of their reach innit), catapulting sausages with parachutes into the fayre while blasting out field recordings from an abbatoir on a fat pa.

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Fuck it.. Charge people to get on the boat... Could be a nice little earner!!!

Actually no. Definitely not.. That would mean certain people wouldn't get the chance to demonstrate their hatred of the vegan.. and that's just not on
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2007, 15:37:10 »

 Tut Tut Thats not nice. Maybe you dont like self righteous hypocrites. Not all vegans are like that.  Sad

A lot... I'll give you that... but not all. Also doesnt help that the most preachy vegan mafia types also tend to be the loudest.  

As a veggie Id fully cry if you spiked me with meat. imo picking on someone for their dietry choice (rather than the fact it might be their personality thats quite annoying) isnt much better than say, racism. tarring us all with the same brush n all that... especially when a lot of people that do go vegan do it for health reasons, or because they believe its better for the environment, planet, animals (i.e. not selfish reasons) etc.  Cry

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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2007, 15:40:11 »

@ girl box


Do you run the Bristol Vegan fayre?
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2007, 15:41:17 »

Dont' shoot teh vegan!  Hey , people are cvnts, rememer that teh universe is a shower of cunts. 

You've justr picked up on something that he is adn using it as a waepon of hatecore!

Don't be bad to vegans, be bad to snivelling cvnts! 

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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2007, 15:42:55 »

Is he a cunt becasue he's a vegan? Or is he just a cunt?
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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2007, 15:44:03 »

Dont' shoot teh vegan!  Hey , people are cvnts, rememer that teh universe is a shower of cunts. 

You've justr picked up on something that he is adn using it as a waepon of hatecore!

Don't be bad to vegans, be bad to snivelling cvnts! 




What is a 'cvnt'... Is it like 'cunt' but worse? Does the 'V' stand for vegan?
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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2007, 15:47:43 »

Don't be bad to vegans, be bad to snivelling cvnts! 

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This guy you refer to is a blatant a cunt, full stop. It's sounds as if it's just his general make up. I suppose it ain't fair to slate people for what they eat  Undecided

I mean, am i a cunt for not eating corgettes or celery?...........................probably Bad Teeth
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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2007, 15:49:42 »

Im organising it yeah. It'll be fun. not hardcore vegan mafia. but nice food in the sunshine. good music, cider and festival fun. happy times.
Most 'vegans' are normal people, or harmless hippies trying to do their bit.

Don't be bad to vegans, be bad to snivelling cvnts! 

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This guy you refer to is a blatant a cunt, full stop. It's sounds as if it's just his general make up. I suppose it ain't fair to slate people for what they eat  Undecided

I mean, am i a cunt for not eating corgettes or celery?...........................probably Bad Teeth

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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2007, 15:55:10 »

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do you want to join me setting up a hog roast outside the vegan fayre this year then mate?!

Cool, that's the main course sorted then, at least the salad/ garnish is already there  Smiley
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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2007, 15:56:01 »

Yay veg/vegan crew inside!   I am not a vegan, love yoghourt too much.
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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2007, 15:59:12 »

where do vegans get their omega 3's from apart from flax-seed oil or is that the only way?
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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2007, 16:01:34 »

Like has already been said, you are confusing vegans with arseholes
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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2007, 16:09:02 »

where do vegans get their omega 3's from apart from flax-seed oil or is that the only way?

Ah!ha! come to the vegan fayre and find out!  Laugh  Grin



(.... hemp seeds are good, as are most nuts and seeds.)
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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2007, 16:09:07 »

where do vegans get their omega 3's from apart from flax-seed oil or is that the only way?
You can get it from olive oil, flax, soya products, nuts and lentils and  pulses, but in the end having a healthy diet is muich better than getting onto a faddy chemical , i know that w6 adn w3 have been pushed a lot in the news becasue of connections with the brain neurones and autism, but eating a lot of fish to get w3 puts you at risk in other ways.  just be healthy and try to eat as much fruit an veg as you can Smiley
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« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2019, 18:58:06 »

A Bristol customer who applied for a bank loan was told by a member of staff "all vegans should be punched in the face".

The woman, who did not want to be named, had approached the bank for a loan to pay for a 400 nutritional diploma.

Her application was rejected.

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