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« Reply #50 on: October 31, 2008, 15:48:21 »

ive a bloke whos joinin the army at the moment his name is mr pile, when he joins he will be known as Private Pile  I am laughing, but I am also sad
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« Reply #51 on: October 31, 2008, 16:08:44 »

I'm a medical student

Respec' dat! Slayer


I'll have colleagues named, Dr.Ding, Dr.Wong, and I'll be Dr.Magee

Used to know of someone called Patrick Kilpatrick, which is quite a morbid one...
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« Reply #52 on: October 31, 2008, 16:12:04 »

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« Reply #53 on: October 31, 2008, 16:28:27 »

Used to know of someone called Patrick Kilpatrick, which is quite a morbid one...

Ooerr, my friend's GP is called Dr Death (apparently pronounced dayath), ominous...
I'm also looking forward to Dr Tan Ting & Dr Merkin Laughing
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« Reply #54 on: October 31, 2008, 21:21:34 »

I spoke to the financial advisor of.... Mrs Cockram today. As in COCKRAM! Worst thing was I had to make sure Id spelt it right to search. So there was about a minute, where the IFA had to confirm that it was..." yes thats Cockram as in Cock....Ram...." Both of us were like...ok Lips Sealed
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« Reply #55 on: November 01, 2008, 01:02:58 »

I went to shool with a Martin Martin. He was a right cock end.

Nature or nuture, hard to say.
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« Reply #56 on: November 01, 2008, 02:18:28 »

Today I have spoken to a lady called Tanya Hyde.
Needless to say she had the last laugh..
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« Reply #57 on: November 01, 2008, 10:47:56 »

I spoke to the financial advisor of.... Mrs Cockram today. As in COCKRAM! Worst thing was I had to make sure Id spelt it right to search. So there was about a minute, where the IFA had to confirm that it was..." yes thats Cockram as in Cock....Ram...." Both of us were like...ok Lips Sealed

Jesters is being sold by Moore, Wood and Cockram... I wonder if they really thought about what order those names should be Laugh
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« Reply #58 on: November 01, 2008, 11:38:52 »

I once worked at a place where there was a client on the system named Urec Unt... Never did find out if that was real or whether that was added by a disgruntled employee!

I also work with a woman named Rose West... She did not have a lot of fun when that all came out!  I am laughing, but I am also sad
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« Reply #59 on: November 02, 2008, 13:01:26 »

I spoke to the financial advisor of.... Mrs Cockram today. As in COCKRAM! Worst thing was I had to make sure Id spelt it right to search. So there was about a minute, where the IFA had to confirm that it was..." yes thats Cockram as in Cock....Ram...." Both of us were like...ok Lips Sealed

Jesters is being sold by Moore, Wood and Cockram... I wonder if they really thought about what order those names should be Laugh
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« Reply #60 on: November 02, 2008, 14:13:53 »

I spoke to the financial advisor of.... Mrs Cockram today. As in COCKRAM! Worst thing was I had to make sure Id spelt it right to search. So there was about a minute, where the IFA had to confirm that it was..." yes thats Cockram as in Cock....Ram...." Both of us were like...ok Lips Sealed

Jesters is being sold by Moore, Wood and Cockram... I wonder if they really thought about what order those names should be Laugh

I know a Simon Cockram.  It's pronounced 'CockRUM' apparently  Grin
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« Reply #61 on: January 13, 2009, 15:51:39 »

http://www.lookupanyone.com/namelistings/dr-forkuo.html

A surname I wasn't aware of, but brought a smile to my face - Dr Forkuo.
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« Reply #62 on: March 24, 2011, 15:29:12 »

Bump for a new one today. A Mr Baruch Brummer. Alas I don't know if his middle name begins with O.
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« Reply #63 on: March 24, 2011, 19:19:47 »

once spoke to a Mr Cockhead on the phone... apparently it's pronounced 'Co-head' yeh right! i have a silly surname but i dont try and dress it up!
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« Reply #64 on: March 24, 2011, 23:10:16 »

Miss Fanny Pong.

A man called Drinkel Gash. He was in the Army and was a Major. Yep, that's right, Maj. Gash.

Loads of people with surnames ending in 'porn' such as, propaporn and supaporn. They're really popular in Indonesia or somewhere like that.

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« Reply #65 on: March 25, 2011, 04:51:17 »

Miss Fanny Pong.

A man called Drinkel Gash. He was in the Army and was a Major. Yep, that's right, Maj. Gash.

Loads of people with surnames ending in 'porn' such as, propaporn and supaporn. They're really popular in Indonesia or somewhere like that.

Yup, we used to have a cleaner at work called Jiraporn from Vietnam.

I also used to work with a guy from China called Ping Hu. That used to make me chuckle.
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« Reply #66 on: April 04, 2011, 08:53:35 »

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« Reply #67 on: April 04, 2011, 09:00:18 »

Its a shame I work with sensitive infomation, we get some blinders here.
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« Reply #68 on: April 04, 2011, 20:44:03 »

We've had a Rich Arce before where I work  Laugh
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« Reply #69 on: April 05, 2011, 10:44:34 »

Had a lecture from a guy called Massimo Pignetelli this morning Cheesy
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« Reply #70 on: April 05, 2011, 10:46:49 »

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« Reply #71 on: April 21, 2011, 10:18:30 »

Mr Dad.  Laugh
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« Reply #72 on: April 21, 2011, 15:20:00 »

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« Reply #73 on: April 21, 2011, 18:34:57 »

Some crackers we've had over the passing months;

Paul Hardon
David Tugwell
Mr Dickman
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« Reply #74 on: April 21, 2011, 19:18:08 »

Some crackers we've had over the passing months;

Paul Hardon
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« Reply #75 on: August 23, 2011, 09:30:41 »

Just seen a support call floating around for someone named Paafas Popat.
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« Reply #76 on: August 23, 2011, 09:51:00 »

Just had some post from a H Amper.
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« Reply #77 on: August 23, 2011, 10:13:12 »

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« Reply #78 on: September 19, 2011, 12:05:52 »

Spotted this on a blog:

http://www.herald-review.com/news/local/article_505519d4-daa0-11e0-b101-001cc4c03286.html#ixzz1XsmLOkwJ

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« Reply #79 on: September 19, 2011, 14:37:11 »


Also Felton T.Estes

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« Reply #80 on: September 19, 2011, 14:49:22 »

Missed that one!  Laugh
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« Reply #81 on: September 19, 2011, 15:54:45 »

Fanny Lipschitz.

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« Reply #82 on: September 20, 2011, 21:01:38 »

i used to know someone called james james. i mean really, who calls their son the same as their surname?

Ex man u and england defender Gary Neville's dad is called Neville.  Doh!
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« Reply #83 on: September 20, 2011, 22:53:09 »

Had a customer called Mo Cockaigne  Two Thumbs
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« Reply #84 on: September 30, 2011, 11:31:25 »

Mrs Bone.

Immature I know but I smirked all the way through this call.  Smiley
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« Reply #85 on: September 30, 2011, 11:36:07 »

Mrs Bone.

Immature I know but I smirked all the way through this call.  Smiley

I know a girl who used to be a Bone, now she has a normal surname.

Richard Bone would be a good name.

http://mkmk.com/bone/ Oh look here is one and he does electronica.

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9061 My name is DICK!
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« Reply #86 on: September 30, 2011, 20:34:51 »

I used to work with a Sonya Nutter.  She called her son Max...
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« Reply #87 on: October 01, 2011, 05:11:08 »

I used to work with a Sonya Nutter.  She called her son Max...


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« Reply #88 on: November 11, 2011, 18:34:35 »

Enjoyed this from my mate:

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« Reply #89 on: November 11, 2011, 19:18:23 »

Just seen a support call floating around for someone named Paafas Popat.

i had a customer called Popat the other day..small warhold isn't it?
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« Reply #90 on: November 11, 2011, 19:19:34 »

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« Reply #91 on: November 11, 2011, 19:40:33 »

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« Reply #92 on: November 11, 2011, 21:41:41 »

i used to know someone called james james. i mean really, who calls their son the same as their surname?

Ex man u and england defender Gary Neville's dad is called Neville.  Doh!

My mate once convinced me Gareth Barry's middle name was Lawrence, making him Gary Larry Barry. Unfortunately I believe it was not true.
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« Reply #93 on: November 14, 2011, 00:00:03 »

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« Reply #94 on: November 14, 2011, 00:24:44 »

i used to know someone called james james. i mean really, who calls their son the same as their surname?

Ex man u and england defender Gary Neville's dad is called Neville.  Doh!

My mate once convinced me Gareth Barry's middle name was Lawrence, making him Gary Larry Barry. Unfortunately I believe it was not true.

I used to work with a guy called Neville, who had two brothers, Kevin and Trevor.

Nev, Kev and Trev.
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« Reply #95 on: November 14, 2011, 09:34:32 »

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« Reply #96 on: November 14, 2011, 09:55:36 »

had a lady called Porntip the other day
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« Reply #97 on: November 18, 2011, 08:06:12 »

had a lady called Porntip the other day

Quite a common Thai name.
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« Reply #98 on: November 18, 2011, 18:44:11 »

Awesome name in the news at the moment, FIFA's "Tokyo Sexwale"   Laugh
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