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« Reply #100 on: February 05, 2012, 10:22:59 »

Dave Jelly.
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« Reply #101 on: February 05, 2012, 22:56:56 »

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Hello 'jackers! Long time lurker (2 years at least), had to register after this post. Kind of glad really, been meaning to register for forever but anyway back on topic...

Above post is lies! There is no 'Dave' in my family. If 'Dave' was a big guy covered in tattoos then you've been misinformed!


Ps. A general thank you to all the people on the forum for providing quality entertainment when I've run out of stuff to watch.  Smiley
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« Reply #102 on: February 05, 2012, 23:25:59 »

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Hello 'jackers! Long time lurker (2 years at least), had to register after this post. Kind of glad really, been meaning to register for forever but anyway back on topic...

Above post is lies! There is no 'Dave' in my family. If 'Dave' was a big guy covered in tattoos then you've been misinformed!


Ps. A general thank you to all the people on the forum for providing quality entertainment when I've run out of stuff to watch.  Smiley

Um, Don't think I was taking about the above person. So you are a jelly?
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« Reply #103 on: February 05, 2012, 23:31:59 »

I am indeed. I have the years of abuse to it.   Two Thumbs


EDIT: To top it off, my first name starts with A.  Doh!
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« Reply #104 on: February 06, 2012, 07:56:56 »

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« Reply #105 on: February 15, 2012, 15:16:38 »

Adam Vizor.  He's a mortgage Ad Vizor.
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« Reply #106 on: February 15, 2012, 15:27:03 »

Adam Vizor.  He's a mortgage Ad Vizor.

For that, I would prescribe a punch in the face.
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« Reply #107 on: March 12, 2012, 11:40:57 »

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« Reply #108 on: March 12, 2012, 12:50:16 »

Workmate's other half had to deal with something from a Whif Whatler last week
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« Reply #109 on: March 12, 2012, 13:03:09 »

We have just integrated with a company with offices all over the place, there are some corking names on the org charts - my favourite is Dr. Dodo Dou

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« Reply #110 on: March 12, 2012, 13:24:38 »

There is a woman by the name of Mrs Gay Horsey on our records. I shit you not.
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« Reply #111 on: March 12, 2012, 14:18:11 »

A colleague of mine is dealing with Percy Podger http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/6268431.stm
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« Reply #112 on: March 12, 2012, 15:00:52 »

A colleague of mine is dealing with Percy Podger http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/6268431.stm


I spoke to a peter podger a while back, and today i spoke to someone called Phil Toogood...
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« Reply #113 on: March 15, 2012, 10:02:53 »

End thread...

Meet... Randy Bumgardner!

http://www.lmunet.edu/alumni/alumni/distinguised_alumni/bumgardner.shtml
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« Reply #115 on: April 19, 2012, 01:29:58 »

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« Reply #116 on: June 21, 2012, 11:39:22 »

Mr A Cockman and Mr A Cobbledick. Life is cruel to some.
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« Reply #119 on: July 19, 2012, 11:39:15 »

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« Reply #121 on: July 27, 2012, 12:46:05 »

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« Reply #124 on: July 30, 2012, 13:55:53 »

Peter Dick: double win - http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Peter (4th definition)
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« Reply #127 on: August 22, 2012, 13:36:25 »

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« Reply #128 on: August 23, 2012, 11:39:03 »

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« Reply #131 on: December 07, 2012, 11:18:06 »

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Animal-based name fun but the collective term for wildcats is a DESTRUCTION.boom.
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« Reply #135 on: January 08, 2013, 16:25:57 »

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« Reply #136 on: January 25, 2013, 12:53:05 »

Slightly OT, but I just popped into B&Q and noticed there is a bath tub called the "Shaftesbury Lozenge". Which may be my new favourite euphemism.
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« Reply #137 on: February 14, 2013, 13:10:59 »

I just saw a friend of a friend on FB is called Pat Dicks.
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« Reply #138 on: February 28, 2013, 10:48:05 »

Just got an email from a chap in Taiwan called Woody Wang  Laugh


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« Reply #139 on: February 28, 2013, 12:13:14 »

a lot of Chinese people give themselves a western name, wonder if woodys one of those?
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« Reply #140 on: February 28, 2013, 15:56:22 »

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i have a customer called Mrs Smejkal...i pronounced it Schmeckel...which as i remembered a second or two afterwards the bit of foreskin cut off in a circumcision
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« Reply #142 on: March 22, 2013, 20:22:33 »

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« Reply #143 on: June 17, 2013, 08:57:12 »

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« Reply #144 on: June 20, 2013, 09:24:04 »

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There was a teacher at my school called this. There was also a teacher called Roger Gay.
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« Reply #145 on: June 20, 2013, 09:47:20 »

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There was a teacher at my school called this. There was also a teacher called Roger Gay.

Mr K Vile? That is who I was dealing with.

There was a handyman my landlord used called Roger Organ.
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« Reply #146 on: June 20, 2013, 10:11:09 »

It wasn't Kurt Vile was it?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Vile
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« Reply #147 on: June 20, 2013, 10:15:11 »

It wasn't Kurt Vile was it?

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« Reply #148 on: June 22, 2013, 10:18:34 »

Mr Vile.

There was a teacher at my school called this. There was also a teacher called Roger Gay.

Mr K Vile? That is who I was dealing with.

There was a handyman my landlord used called Roger Organ.

Wasn't on first name term with him. He did have an upside down head tho...
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