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« on: October 30, 2008, 15:18:37 »

Mrs Cheeseman!

And have received a letter from someone who's first name is Shamoon!

Shamoon motherfucker!

That is all.
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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2008, 15:20:41 »

I spoke to someone called Jenazel Strydom today. You aren't going to forget them in a hurry.
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2008, 15:33:28 »

i spoke to someone called Dave  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2008, 15:36:29 »

One time when I was working a telephone job I had to call someone called Jojo Kigozi, and another called Mohammed Akmed Mohammed Janoob. Those names have stayed in my brain since '06.
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2008, 15:38:24 »

Today I spoke to someone called Dr Fox.  Laughing It's the simple things.
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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2008, 15:39:27 »

Mrs Cheeseman!

I know a number of different Cheesemans. What was her first name?
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« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2008, 15:43:52 »

Pins can verify this - we worked at Broadsystems for a bit, I got a call from a Mrs Dixon-Cox Slayer
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« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2008, 15:47:40 »

I had to sneaky log-in and say that one of my business contacts at work is called....


Howard Bellm

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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2008, 15:52:06 »

Mrs Cheeseman!

I know a number of different Cheesemans. What was her first name?

Dunno, she's from dorset though.

I recall seeing a Dr Zippy Moonflower on one of my work documents once.  Shocked
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2008, 15:54:17 »

Mrs Cheeseman!

I know a number of different Cheesemans. What was her first name?

Dunno, she's from dorset though.

I recall seeing a Dr Zippy Moonflower on one of my work documents once.  Shocked

My best mate's girlfriend's mum lives in that area. She's a Cheeseman. Tis a funny name indeed.
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2008, 15:59:27 »

My mum works with a woman called Friday Knight  Laugh
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2008, 15:59:42 »

I had an irate caller the other day called Richard Tugoff.  Dick Tuggoff.   His parents must hate him
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2008, 16:01:50 »

My mum works with a woman called Friday Knight  Laugh

went to school with a Tamara Knight and another girl called Rosie Bell

poor bastards!  Doh!
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2008, 16:03:37 »

There was a girl at my school called Molly Beanland. I always thought it was a rather odd surname,
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2008, 16:06:10 »

i used to know someone called james james. i mean really, who calls their son the same as their surname?
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« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2008, 16:24:01 »

Pins can verify this - we worked at Broadsystems for a bit, I got a call from a Mrs Dixon-Cox Slayer

I don't see why this needs verifaction however, as this is not the most outlandish name here by a long way. Fuckin hilarious though.

I once knew a girl called Carol whose Dad changed his surname to Carol. As he was her legal guardian he changed her surname to Carol too. Carol Carol; what a cunt.
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« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2008, 16:24:14 »

Pins can verify this - we worked at Broadsystems for a bit, I got a call from a Mrs Dixon-Cox Slayer

I don't see why this needs verifiction however, as this is not the most outlandish name here by a long way. Fuckin hilarious though.

I once knew a girl called Carol whose Dad changed his surname to Carol. As he was her legal guardian he changed her surname to Carol too. Carol Carol; what a cunt.
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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2008, 16:27:58 »

I refused to call a guy named Michael Hunt once for fear of cracking up.
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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2008, 16:35:57 »

I worked at AXA once; they have so many weird names on their database;

Mrs Fanny Tickler actually really exists.
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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2008, 17:02:31 »

I worked at AXA once; they have so many weird names on their database;

Mrs Fanny Tickler actually really exists.

Theres an olympic Rower called Fanny Fischer!  Laugh Laugh
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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2008, 17:07:41 »

I worked at AXA once; they have so many weird names on their database;

Mrs Fanny Tickler actually really exists.

True dat yo. I used to work there too.
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« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2008, 17:17:09 »

At work I once received a call from a Chris Peacock and when the receptionist shouted the customers name across the showroom to me, I thought they were taking the piss and refused to take the call. I got bollocked for it as my manager heard it all and took the call himself. It was a legitimate customer and name. Sounded like "Crispy Cock" to me   Laughing
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« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2008, 17:19:40 »

my boss is called merlin....like the wizard  Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2008, 17:24:48 »

I went to school with a Cheeseman. Search 192.com. There are loads of them in Bristol.

The best name I've ever found, and I tried not to laugh in his face when he handed me his credit card, was a Mr Strange-Leathers.
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« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2008, 17:32:04 »

Samantha Janus has a son called Hugh  Pimp
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« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2008, 17:36:16 »

I refused to call a guy named Michael Hunt once for fear of cracking up.

was he in the Clam juice business perchance
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« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2008, 17:36:55 »

Jasper Carrot's daughters called Henrietta  Laughing
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« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2008, 17:58:57 »

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« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2008, 18:04:29 »

i've also done a search on our database when i was bored.
there are a hell of a lot of cheesemans out there. as well as plain ol' Mr Cheese.
there are also a lot of Mr and Mrs Badgers too, and Bottoms.
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« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2008, 18:05:29 »

i used to know someone called james james. i mean really, who calls their son the same as their surname?

Me too!

There was a guy at my college called Mike Huntbach too  Laugh
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« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2008, 18:15:39 »

Mrs Cheeseman!

And have received a letter from someone who's first name is Shamoon!

Shamoon motherfucker!

That is all.

spoke to her yesterday. had much better ones that that though.

best one was Mr Kok Thong
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« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2008, 18:21:38 »

i've also done a search on our database when i was bored.
there are a hell of a lot of cheesemans out there. as well as plain ol' Mr Cheese.
there are also a lot of Mr and Mrs Badgers too, and Bottoms.

I work with a Jon Badger  Two Thumbs
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« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2008, 18:23:16 »

I've come across a Higginbottom before which i think is a great name
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« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2008, 18:27:45 »

I'm a medical student, as soon as we qualify I'm going to have some friends with awesome names, Dr Dark & Dr Love ftw...
I also had a teacher called Trixie Dix, hilarious when you're 8 years old...
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« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2008, 18:41:38 »

One of my contacts is called Mohammed Ali
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« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2008, 18:46:44 »

I've got a few good ones...

I used to work in telesales a long time ago, and rang a woman called Spot. Mrs Gwendolen Spot. How i laughed.

And while I was working in recruitment I got jobs for a Mr Chris Peacock (even better if you say it with his first initial Wink ) and... the creme de la creme.....

Mr.... Sozon.... Kokkinarass.

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« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2008, 19:10:37 »

I've got a few good ones...

I used to work in telesales a long time ago, and rang a woman called Spot. Mrs Gwendolen Spot. How i laughed.

And while I was working in recruitment I got jobs for a Mr Chris Peacock (even better if you say it with his first initial Wink ) and... the creme de la creme.....

Mr.... Sozon.... Kokkinarass.

Seriously.

I saw their passports to prove it.

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I also went to school with a guy named Wah Kwan (sp?) pronounced wagwahn!

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« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2008, 19:18:12 »

U know whats better? he lived at 69 Gorgie Rd. Honestly!  Laughing
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« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2008, 19:28:44 »

my boss is called merlin....like the wizard  Cheesy

did he just to work for bristol airport? i think i know him
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« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2008, 20:29:52 »

I worked at AXA once; they have so many weird names on their database;

Mrs Fanny Tickler actually really exists.

True dat yo. I used to work there too.

Dick Croucher works for AXA, so he has actively decided to call himself Dick instead of Richard. Gay Tonks and Vanity Tonks also work for them too.

One of my bosses is called Warren Gee
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« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2008, 20:36:06 »

One of my bosses is called Warren Gee

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« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2008, 20:38:34 »

Most of my company are from New Zealand including him though so they don't get it, such a waste of a cool name.
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« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2008, 20:57:37 »

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« Reply #45 on: October 30, 2008, 21:07:28 »

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« Reply #46 on: October 30, 2008, 22:19:55 »

I refused to call a guy named Michael Hunt once for fear of cracking up.

My tutor at secondary school had this exact name.

He got savaged.
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« Reply #47 on: October 30, 2008, 22:20:36 »

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Michael Jackson.

Jackov's dad is called Michael Jackson.

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