Today I have spoken to a lady called...

[Block Party]

Mrs Cheeseman!

And have received a letter from someone who's first name is Shamoon!

Shamoon motherfucker!

That is all.

[Evs]

I spoke to someone called Jenazel Strydom today. You aren't going to forget them in a hurry.

[MR egg]

i spoke to someone called Dave 

[x]

One time when I was working a telephone job I had to call someone called Jojo Kigozi, and another called Mohammed Akmed Mohammed Janoob. Those names have stayed in my brain since '06.

[nevermind]

Today I spoke to someone called Dr Fox.  It's the simple things.

[Cabalist]

Mrs Cheeseman!

I know a number of different Cheesemans. What was her first name?

[Ewan Hoozami]

Pins can verify this - we worked at Broadsystems for a bit, I got a call from a Mrs Dixon-Cox

[Mr Lingo]

I had to sneaky log-in and say that one of my business contacts at work is called....


Howard Bellm

BELM!!! 

[Block Party]

Mrs Cheeseman!

I know a number of different Cheesemans. What was her first name?

Dunno, she's from dorset though.

I recall seeing a Dr Zippy Moonflower on one of my work documents once. 

[Cabalist]

Mrs Cheeseman!

I know a number of different Cheesemans. What was her first name?

Dunno, she's from dorset though.

I recall seeing a Dr Zippy Moonflower on one of my work documents once. 

My best mate's girlfriend's mum lives in that area. She's a Cheeseman. Tis a funny name indeed.

[miss baggy]

My mum works with a woman called Friday Knight 

[Wascal]

I had an irate caller the other day called Richard Tugoff.  Dick Tuggoff.   His parents must hate him

[Tekton]

My mum works with a woman called Friday Knight 

went to school with a Tamara Knight and another girl called Rosie Bell

poor bastards! 

[Snails]

There was a girl at my school called Molly Beanland. I always thought it was a rather odd surname,

[vikoi]

i used to know someone called james james. i mean really, who calls their son the same as their surname?

[Pinny]

Pins can verify this - we worked at Broadsystems for a bit, I got a call from a Mrs Dixon-Cox

I don't see why this needs verifaction however, as this is not the most outlandish name here by a long way. Fuckin hilarious though.

I once knew a girl called Carol whose Dad changed his surname to Carol. As he was her legal guardian he changed her surname to Carol too. Carol Carol; what a cunt.

[Pinny]

Pins can verify this - we worked at Broadsystems for a bit, I got a call from a Mrs Dixon-Cox

I don't see why this needs verifiction however, as this is not the most outlandish name here by a long way. Fuckin hilarious though.

I once knew a girl called Carol whose Dad changed his surname to Carol. As he was her legal guardian he changed her surname to Carol too. Carol Carol; what a cunt.

[Evs]

I refused to call a guy named Michael Hunt once for fear of cracking up.

[JONETHICS]

I worked at AXA once; they have so many weird names on their database;

Mrs Fanny Tickler actually really exists.

[miss baggy]

I worked at AXA once; they have so many weird names on their database;

Mrs Fanny Tickler actually really exists.

Theres an olympic Rower called Fanny Fischer! 

[Cabalist]

I worked at AXA once; they have so many weird names on their database;

Mrs Fanny Tickler actually really exists.

True dat yo. I used to work there too.

[Bobby Basic]

At work I once received a call from a Chris Peacock and when the receptionist shouted the customers name across the showroom to me, I thought they were taking the piss and refused to take the call. I got bollocked for it as my manager heard it all and took the call himself. It was a legitimate customer and name. Sounded like "Crispy Cock" to me   

[Vallee]

my boss is called merlin....like the wizard 

[gusset]

I went to school with a Cheeseman. Search 192.com. There are loads of them in Bristol.

The best name I've ever found, and I tried not to laugh in his face when he handed me his credit card, was a Mr Strange-Leathers.

[Ewan Hoozami]

Samantha Janus has a son called Hugh 

[steve rice]

I refused to call a guy named Michael Hunt once for fear of cracking up.

was he in the Clam juice business perchance

[Bobby Basic]

Jasper Carrot's daughters called Henrietta  

[naomes]

My brother has a friend called Polly Esther Cotton  

[The Lady Nonny Wrongford]

I went to school with a Crystal Magic fucking hippies.

[*Weasel*]

i've also done a search on our database when i was bored.
there are a hell of a lot of cheesemans out there. as well as plain ol' Mr Cheese.
there are also a lot of Mr and Mrs Badgers too, and Bottoms.

[haslam_t]

i used to know someone called james james. i mean really, who calls their son the same as their surname?

Me too!

There was a guy at my college called Mike Huntbach too 

[#]

Mrs Cheeseman!

And have received a letter from someone who's first name is Shamoon!

Shamoon motherfucker!

That is all.

spoke to her yesterday. had much better ones that that though.

best one was Mr Kok Thong

[Mr Lingo]

i've also done a search on our database when i was bored.
there are a hell of a lot of cheesemans out there. as well as plain ol' Mr Cheese.
there are also a lot of Mr and Mrs Badgers too, and Bottoms.

I work with a Jon Badger 

[*Weasel*]

I've come across a Higginbottom before which i think is a great name

[Kitty]

I'm a medical student, as soon as we qualify I'm going to have some friends with awesome names, Dr Dark & Dr Love ftw...
I also had a teacher called Trixie Dix, hilarious when you're 8 years old...

[dam0 - Magik Bullet]

One of my contacts is called Mohammed Ali

[Kymatik]

I've got a few good ones...

I used to work in telesales a long time ago, and rang a woman called Spot. Mrs Gwendolen Spot. How i laughed.

And while I was working in recruitment I got jobs for a Mr Chris Peacock (even better if you say it with his first initial ) and... the creme de la creme.....

Mr.... Sozon.... Kokkinarass.

Seriously.

I saw their passports to prove it.

lol

[haslam_t]

I've got a few good ones...

I used to work in telesales a long time ago, and rang a woman called Spot. Mrs Gwendolen Spot. How i laughed.

And while I was working in recruitment I got jobs for a Mr Chris Peacock (even better if you say it with his first initial ) and... the creme de la creme.....

Mr.... Sozon.... Kokkinarass.

Seriously.

I saw their passports to prove it.

lol

I also went to school with a guy named Wah Kwan (sp?) pronounced wagwahn!

[Kymatik]

U know whats better? he lived at 69 Gorgie Rd. Honestly! 

[Tekton]

my boss is called merlin....like the wizard 

did he just to work for bristol airport? i think i know him

[Jofi]

I worked at AXA once; they have so many weird names on their database;

Mrs Fanny Tickler actually really exists.

True dat yo. I used to work there too.

Dick Croucher works for AXA, so he has actively decided to call himself Dick instead of Richard. Gay Tonks and Vanity Tonks also work for them too.

One of my bosses is called Warren Gee

[Evs]

One of my bosses is called Warren Gee

 

[Jofi]

Most of my company are from New Zealand including him though so they don't get it, such a waste of a cool name.

[Jackov]

I've cum across a Higginbottom before

filth 

[Uncle Basic]

Big up all the DPA contravening man dem in this thread 

[Pippin-Drill]

Went to school with sarah Anus (she pronounced it ann-noos) and Kirim Uras (cream your-ass). When my niece was young she had a little baby friend called Amberly Twamberly  and my favourite client at work was Fenella Pugsley 

[Fraternal]

I refused to call a guy named Michael Hunt once for fear of cracking up.

My tutor at secondary school had this exact name.

He got savaged.

[Typowriter]

Wayne Kerr.
Neil Neil.
Michael Jackson.

[Evs]

Michael Jackson.

Jackov's dad is called Michael Jackson.

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[Cabalist]

Big up all the DPA contravening man dem in this thread 

Fanny Tickler is deceased so it doesn't matter.