To everyone at Bloc

[Sabrinal]

You guys were amazing in the Mad Hatters stuff - I think you were next door to us.

I still feel proper rough and even looking at photos is making me retch slightly - especially Dan on the loo 

Salt n pepper were the highlight for me. Ms Dynamite too. Most of the Subloaded stuff as well. MJ Cole was rubbish and I should have thrown cakes at him like he deserved after cakegate!!

[Dan Alive!]

what is cakegate plz? 

[Cabalist]

what is cakegate plz? 

MJ Cole was caught in bed fellating a chocolate eclair. 

[m.u.n.k.e.e.]

I can see why Munkee would make anyone's festival 10x better, pure entertainment

Cheers.  The general level of comedy entertainment was off the hook, I laughed so much I fell over and puked at various points over the weekend.  Especially when Thomson convinced me I was 'The Moon'.

Musical highlights were Luke's Anger new live hardware set, NoYeahNo knocking out some maximum whompage bangers, Mixmaster Mike's huge party scratch up set, and Derrick May closing with some lush techno.  Surgeon was also honking, but the 2 'ballerinas' dancing on stage reminded me of the witch from Willow the Wisp doing some menopausal rainbow rhythms and was doing my head in. 

Less impressed with Grandmaster Flash apparently playing a 'Thats What I Call Mega Hip Hop Anthems 34' CD and chatting shit over the top, and Model 500 putting a dampener on their wicked tunes by banging on about inventing techno and detailing full year of release, cat number etc between each track.

Epic weekend all round; great mates, new friends, banging tunes and top quality booze and 'additionals'.  Textbook 

[vikoi]

I can see why Munkee would make anyone's festival 10x better, pure entertainment

Cheers.  The general level of comedy entertainment was off the hook, I laughed so much I fell over and puked at various points over the weekend.  Especially when Thomson convinced me I was 'The Moon'.

Musical highlights were Luke's Anger new live hardware set, NoYeahNo knocking out some maximum whompage bangers, Mixmaster Mike's huge party scratch up set, and Derrick May closing with some lush techno.  Surgeon was also honking, but the 2 'ballerinas' dancing on stage reminded me of the witch from Willow the Wisp doing some menopausal rainbow rhythms and was doing my head in. 

Less impressed with Grandmaster Flash apparently playing a 'Thats What I Call Mega Hip Hop Anthems 34' CD and chatting shit over the top, and Model 500 putting a dampener on their wicked tunes by banging on about inventing techno and detailing full year of release, cat number etc between each track.

Epic weekend all round; great mates, new friends, banging tunes and top quality booze and 'additionals'.  Textbook 

and some sugar piss to top it all off

[m.u.n.k.e.e.]

I can see why Munkee would make anyone's festival 10x better, pure entertainment

Cheers.  The general level of comedy entertainment was off the hook, I laughed so much I fell over and puked at various points over the weekend.  Especially when Thomson convinced me I was 'The Moon'.

Musical highlights were Luke's Anger new live hardware set, NoYeahNo knocking out some maximum whompage bangers, Mixmaster Mike's huge party scratch up set, and Derrick May closing with some lush techno.  Surgeon was also honking, but the 2 'ballerinas' dancing on stage reminded me of the witch from Willow the Wisp doing some menopausal rainbow rhythms and was doing my head in. 

Less impressed with Grandmaster Flash apparently playing a 'Thats What I Call Mega Hip Hop Anthems 34' CD and chatting shit over the top, and Model 500 putting a dampener on their wicked tunes by banging on about inventing techno and detailing full year of release, cat number etc between each track.

Epic weekend all round; great mates, new friends, banging tunes and top quality booze and 'additionals'.  Textbook 

and some sugar piss to top it all off

Teeth rotting tart fuel FTW 

[vikoi]

I can see why Munkee would make anyone's festival 10x better, pure entertainment

Cheers.  The general level of comedy entertainment was off the hook, I laughed so much I fell over and puked at various points over the weekend.  Especially when Thomson convinced me I was 'The Moon'.

Musical highlights were Luke's Anger new live hardware set, NoYeahNo knocking out some maximum whompage bangers, Mixmaster Mike's huge party scratch up set, and Derrick May closing with some lush techno.  Surgeon was also honking, but the 2 'ballerinas' dancing on stage reminded me of the witch from Willow the Wisp doing some menopausal rainbow rhythms and was doing my head in. 

Less impressed with Grandmaster Flash apparently playing a 'Thats What I Call Mega Hip Hop Anthems 34' CD and chatting shit over the top, and Model 500 putting a dampener on their wicked tunes by banging on about inventing techno and detailing full year of release, cat number etc between each track.

Epic weekend all round; great mates, new friends, banging tunes and top quality booze and 'additionals'.  Textbook 

and some sugar piss to top it all off

Teeth rotting tart fuel FTW 

you love it roland

[P to the D]

I can see why Munkee would make anyone's festival 10x better, pure entertainment

Cheers.  The general level of comedy entertainment was off the hook, I laughed so much I fell over and puked at various points over the weekend.  Especially when Thomson convinced me I was 'The Moon'.

Musical highlights were Luke's Anger new live hardware set, NoYeahNo knocking out some maximum whompage bangers, Mixmaster Mike's huge party scratch up set, and Derrick May closing with some lush techno.  Surgeon was also honking, but the 2 'ballerinas' dancing on stage reminded me of the witch from Willow the Wisp doing some menopausal rainbow rhythms and was doing my head in. 

Less impressed with Grandmaster Flash apparently playing a 'Thats What I Call Mega Hip Hop Anthems 34' CD and chatting shit over the top, and Model 500 putting a dampener on their wicked tunes by banging on about inventing techno and detailing full year of release, cat number etc between each track.

Epic weekend all round; great mates, new friends, banging tunes and top quality booze and 'additionals'.  Textbook 

and some sugar piss to top it all off

Teeth rotting tart fuel FTW 

you love it roland

Aw Vicky, you should have been round our chalet for the White Russians...

[pno]

Aw Vicky, you should have been round our chalet for the White Russians...

I was close to giving in and fucking off the dairy free for one of those bad boys

[P to the D]

Aw Vicky, you should have been round our chalet for the White Russians...

I was close to giving in and fucking off the dairy free for one of those bad boys

Aw Mate, you should have said, we had Soya Milk in the cupboard 

[Cabalist]

Aw Vicky, you should have been round our chalet for the White Russians...

I was close to giving in and fucking off the dairy free for one of those bad boys

Aw Mate, you should have said, we had Soya Milk in the cupboard 

They would have tasted much better if the milk hadn't have gone flat. 

[P to the D]

Aw Vicky, you should have been round our chalet for the White Russians...

I was close to giving in and fucking off the dairy free for one of those bad boys

Aw Mate, you should have said, we had Soya Milk in the cupboard 

They would have tasted much better if the milk hadn't have gone flat. 

  Classic Foofism 

[oomoo]

and Model 500 putting a dampener on their wicked tunes by banging on about inventing techno and detailing full year of release, cat number etc between each track.

At parts, It sounded like badly made amplified elevator music. Very dissapointing. Ed DMX made up for it though.

Those madhatters costumes look amazing! Wish I'd seen that! Big up yo'selves! 

[pno]

and Model 500 putting a dampener on their wicked tunes by banging on about inventing techno and detailing full year of release, cat number etc between each track.

At parts, It sounded like badly made amplified elevator music. Very dissapointing. Ed DMX made up for it though.

Those madhatters costumes look amazing! Wish I'd seen that! Big up yo'selves! 

Classic line from munkee...

random stranger (looking at toad's madhatter's shoes): look at the size of that guys shoes
munkee's 1 second response....."you should see his fucking cock"

 

[noisy boy]

[Evs]

I hope the spangled Scottish lad who called himself "Lemmings" was there again, chatting to people through chalet windows and trying to get in.

[Richard Carnage]

and Model 500 putting a dampener on their wicked tunes by banging on about inventing techno and detailing full year of release, cat number etc between each track.

At parts, It sounded like badly made amplified elevator music. Very dissapointing. Ed DMX made up for it though.

Those madhatters costumes look amazing! Wish I'd seen that! Big up yo'selves! 

You guys are crazy. Model 500 were one of the best things throughout the entire weekend! And regarding them banging on about them inventing techno... Juan Atkins did! He didn't shout about it all bloody set! It was just one line like "This is where it all started. Metroplex #1! 1985!" Compare that to Wiley saying "ollie ollie ollie, oi oi oi" about ten times in ten minutes, and it's not exactly overkill, is it?

[Richard Carnage]

Oh, and Joris Voorn was fucking rubbish. Pish Ibiza big room shit, with awful predictable breakdowns.

[punksi]

Oh, and Joris Voorn was fucking rubbish. Pish Ibiza big room shit, with awful predictable breakdowns.

was he as gash as Lindstromm?....lanky bugger played ridiculously dull music.

And Rich remember you're in Bristol - techno's shit, dubstep's great DURRRR.

[tko]

and Model 500 putting a dampener on their wicked tunes by banging on about inventing techno and detailing full year of release, cat number etc between each track.

At parts, It sounded like badly made amplified elevator music. Very dissapointing. Ed DMX made up for it though.

Those madhatters costumes look amazing! Wish I'd seen that! Big up yo'selves! 

You guys are crazy. Model 500 were one of the best things throughout the entire weekend! And regarding them banging on about them inventing techno... Juan Atkins did! He didn't shout about it all bloody set! It was just one line like "This is where it all started. Metroplex #1! 1985!" Compare that to Wiley saying "ollie ollie ollie, oi oi oi" about ten times in ten minutes, and it's not exactly overkill, is it?

Wiley is a talentless ass clown

Juan Atkins is a legend.

[Richard Carnage]

Oh, and Joris Voorn was fucking rubbish. Pish Ibiza big room shit, with awful predictable breakdowns.

was he as gash as Lindstromm?....lanky bugger played ridiculously dull music.

And Rich remember you're in Bristol - techno's shit, dubstep's great DURRRR.

Didn't catch him, Ed, but I was told that he was pretty good by a few mates. Very much on the chilled out tip though, I assume. I guess you're either going to find him "nice" or boring. His recent stuff hasn't been doing it for me, really.

[punksi]

Wiley is a talentless ass clown

  x 911 x 1000000

[m.u.n.k.e.e.]

and Model 500 putting a dampener on their wicked tunes by banging on about inventing techno and detailing full year of release, cat number etc between each track.

At parts, It sounded like badly made amplified elevator music. Very dissapointing. Ed DMX made up for it though.

Those madhatters costumes look amazing! Wish I'd seen that! Big up yo'selves! 

You guys are crazy. Model 500 were one of the best things throughout the entire weekend! And regarding them banging on about them inventing techno... Juan Atkins did! He didn't shout about it all bloody set! It was just one line like "This is where it all started. Metroplex #1! 1985!" Compare that to Wiley saying "ollie ollie ollie, oi oi oi" about ten times in ten minutes, and it's not exactly overkill, is it?

Fair fucks, I may have over emebelished somewhat in in my head.  Which was a bit special at that point.  And yes, Wiley is a mooky bellend.

Agree what people saying at MJ Cole too, massive dissapointment: obvious cheddary selection and the mixing was shocking!

[basserize]

and Model 500 putting a dampener on their wicked tunes by banging on about inventing techno and detailing full year of release, cat number etc between each track.

At parts, It sounded like badly made amplified elevator music. Very dissapointing. Ed DMX made up for it though.

Those madhatters costumes look amazing! Wish I'd seen that! Big up yo'selves! 

You guys are crazy. Model 500 were one of the best things throughout the entire weekend! And regarding them banging on about them inventing techno... Juan Atkins did! He didn't shout about it all bloody set! It was just one line like "This is where it all started. Metroplex #1! 1985!" Compare that to Wiley saying "ollie ollie ollie, oi oi oi" about ten times in ten minutes, and it's not exactly overkill, is it?

Fair fucks, I may have over emebelished somewhat in in my head.  Which was a bit special at that point.  And yes, Wiley is a mooky bellend.

Agree what people saying at MJ Cole too, massive dissapointment: obvious cheddary selection and the mixing was shocking!

Yeah he seemed to be going with what he thought would be crowd pleasers... more of the same dubstep and mainstream tunes we'd been hearing all weekend    when really Im guessing he was booked as a bit of a break from the dubstep... some old skool garage would have been fun, although I hear he's playing a lot of house these days 
But he totally made up for it by being an utter clown 

[Ricorb]

Far too much brostep. Heard the shittest remix of sincere at some point. utter wank.

[Dan Moody]

Thought the music was pretty tedious all round tbh. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much dullstep, which Bloc now seem to be taking credit for championing from day dot judging by that article in the programme. It's no longer a new sound and isn't it only from last year they have actually been on it?

Salt n Peppa, Mixmaster Mike & Ms Dynamite were the stars of the show from what I can gather. Would have loved to have seen Luke Sanger's set but was working  

Wiley, Grandmaster Flash, Hype, Congo Natty & MJ Cole all disappointed by all accounts 

But hey...'twasn't about the music for me, it was about the Space Bowl and Black Hole water slides!  

[Ironside]

Far too much brostep.

 
Aint got anything against SOME of that stuff.
There is just as much dullstep as brostep anyway. Dancing beets chinstroking/noodling for me anyday.


I told Punksi I was renaming Overkill...

Broverkill!

[Ricorb]

Should have been in the RFID dome on sunday morning (well before and after planet mu who ended with vsnares, oo er). some great chill with some great visuals.

[Ricorb]

Aint got anything against SOME of that stuff.
There is just as much dullstep as brostep anyway. Dancing beets chinstrokingf or me anyday.


I told Punksi I was renaming Overkill...

Broverkill!

Yeah dont get me wrong, I love a bit of face screwing offensive wobble, but it's very tiresome. And some of it is proper shite.



Broverkill is a great name!

Has anyone here actually played beer pong?

[Ironside]

Aint got anything against SOME of that stuff.
There is just as much dullstep as brostep anyway. Dancing beets chinstrokingf or me anyday.

Yeah dont get me wrong, I love a bit of face screwing offensive wobble, but it's very tiresome. And some of it is proper shite.

 

I generally find more than 10/15 mins of a single subgenre (of almost anything) is too much in one go, unless its all utterly awesome tunes or very cleverly/skillfully performed.

[kaiservorhaut]

Far too much brostep. Heard the shittest remix of sincere at some point. utter wank.

you stumbled across that godawful nero raping of it then? maximum brostep.