the genius rants of my mate fergus..

[Skat Kat]

after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

 

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after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

 

Is that Fergus Pryor mate?

[Jon Fashanu]

Fergs done it again, how does his warped brain work?!

[Jon Fashanu]

after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

 

Is that Fergus Pryor mate?

It certainly is.

[Superisk]

I think hes a cunt

[Jon Fashanu]

So rude , you coming down the dance tonite?

[Skat Kat]

you know ferg Sam??

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after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

 

Thought it might be!   I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.
Is that Fergus Pryor mate?

It certainly is.

Thought so!  I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.

[Skat Kat]

after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

 

Thought it might be!  I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.
Is that Fergus Pryor mate?

It certainly is.

Thought so!  I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.

what rory? since when are you from surrey? have we had this discussion?

[able]

after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

 

Thought it might be!  I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.
Is that Fergus Pryor mate?

It certainly is.

Thought so!  I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.

what rory? since when are you from surrey? have we had this discussion?

  Only a couple of times! Yeah, I'm from just south of Guildford. I know Rory from School! You know him too?

[Skat Kat]

after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

 

Thought it might be!  I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.
Is that Fergus Pryor mate?

It certainly is.

Thought so!  I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.

what rory? since when are you from surrey? have we had this discussion?

  Only a couple of times! Yeah, I'm from just south of Guildford. I know Rory from School! You know him too?

yeah ive known ferg and his bro since i was about 17. where you from then? im form ewhurst! near cranleigh.

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after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

 

Thought it might be!  I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.
Is that Fergus Pryor mate?

It certainly is.

Thought so!  I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.

what rory? since when are you from surrey? have we had this discussion?

  Only a couple of times! Yeah, I'm from just south of Guildford. I know Rory from School! You know him too?

yeah ive known ferg and his bro since i was about 17. where you from then? im form ewhurst! near cranleigh.

I'm from Witley. Think I remember you saying you were from Ewhurst. How d'you know em?

[Skat Kat]

just through other mates. legends the pair of em. and  at whitley. about as exciting as ewhurst

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just through other mates. legends the pair of em. and  at whitley. about as exciting as ewhurst

Oh yeah! Why do you think I lasted 6 months when I moved home to save some cash! Came back just as skint as I left coz I was bored to tears! 

[Blacksmith]

Fergs myspace about me should be acknowledged as the best on the entire site.

[SUPA!]

awww i miss feg (now i dont have to live with him  )

[able]

awww i miss feg (now i dont have to live with him  )

I forgot you used to live with him! He mentioned it at that party in Hotwells earlier in the year. Small world!

[Jofi]

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/index.php/topic,27063.0.html

here's another rant of his when Chris left himself logged in 

[Trufflehunter]

you come from witley! im chid crew

[FIRE MAN SAM]

i didnt realise Teen Wolf was chris, makes sense now i guess....


lol

[theflyingscotsman]

Spent the last two years of uni living with auntie silvia, oh how I miss him and the rotten stench of his breath in the mornings.......god speed fergie p/old mans face/ tee ranu mcwembe/aka silvia.....see you later on....scotsman 

[able]

you come from witley! im chid crew

How long ago did you move? You know Ed Reynold by any chance?

[Jofi]

i didnt realise Teen Wolf was chris, makes sense now i guess....


lol

it was his nickname at Uni I think

[FIRE MAN SAM]

i didnt realise Teen Wolf was chris, makes sense now i guess....


lol

it was his nickname at Uni I think

i can see the likeness

[Trufflehunter]

you come from witley! im chid crew

How long ago did you move? You know Ed Reynold by any chance?

name rings a bell. Moved to chid bout 10years back and bristol about2/3

[Jon Fashanu]

Myself an ferg have residency in "The Gentlemens Club" up top. No riff raff allowed just fine wines an black girls.

Teenwolf is a nobber

[Jofi]

Teenwolf is a nobber

[SUPA!]

Myself an ferg have residency in "The Gentlemens Club" up top. No riff raff allowed just fine wines an black girls.

u two are not gentlemen   

[fergus]

now please i am a gent of few pleasures. if you take away smelling fash's hair as he sleeps and stealing 3 out of his 6 porn mags for a cheeky wank i have nothing left. its too late for me in this cruel world, i will never be understood and wish to leave with dignity and a limp from when mummy gave me the brown finger. i must remember pain is the cleanser.... oh i've cum

[Superisk]

now please i am a gent of few pleasures. if you take away smelling fash's hair as he sleeps and stealing 3 out of his 6 porn mags for a cheeky wank i have nothing left. its too late for me in this cruel world, i will never be understood and wish to leave with dignity and a limp from when mummy gave me the brown finger. i must remember pain is the cleanser.... oh i've cum

i still think your a cunt