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the genius rants of my mate fergus..

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« on: November 22, 2006, 20:09:41 »

after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2006, 20:11:23 »

after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2006, 20:11:58 »

Fergs done it again, how does his warped brain work?!
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2006, 20:12:43 »

after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2006, 20:13:59 »

I think hes a cunt
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2006, 20:14:59 »

So rude Tut Tut, you coming down the dance tonite?
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2006, 20:17:41 »

you know ferg Sam??
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2006, 20:18:46 »

after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

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Thought it might be!  Grin I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.
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Thought so!  Grin I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2006, 20:21:46 »

after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

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Thought it might be!  Grin I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.
Is that Fergus Pryor mate?

It certainly is.

Thought so!  Grin I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.

what rory? since when are you from surrey? have we had this discussion?
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2006, 20:26:59 »

after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

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Thought it might be!  Grin I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.
Is that Fergus Pryor mate?

It certainly is.

Thought so!  Grin I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.

what rory? since when are you from surrey? have we had this discussion?

 Laugh Only a couple of times! Yeah, I'm from just south of Guildford. I know Rory from School! You know him too?
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2006, 20:27:53 »

after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

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Thought it might be!  Grin I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.
Is that Fergus Pryor mate?

It certainly is.

Thought so!  Grin I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.

what rory? since when are you from surrey? have we had this discussion?

 Laugh Only a couple of times! Yeah, I'm from just south of Guildford. I know Rory from School! You know him too?

yeah ive known ferg and his bro since i was about 17. where you from then? im form ewhurst! near cranleigh.
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2006, 20:32:09 »

after tucking into a cold lump of after birth i found in a wet tesco's bag on gloucster road, i donned my balaklava and vest and took part in the mugging of little kenny mcginley. i took his wallet and his dignity and left him with a sagging arse hole and a bruised prostate gland. as i looked over my shoulder at the shivering shell of a man, i couldn't help but skip down the road whistling the great escape theme. i hear he now has reoccuring nightmares of masked men in male voice choirs chasing him chanting george micheals classic "so im never gonna dance again, guilty feeling i got no rhythm". his mothers has banned him from using sharpened objects so he now eats using a straw after 12 suicide attempts. i must admit i feel slightly to blame, but kenny had it coming to him the smug bastard. tooraameebaanuu

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Thought it might be!  Grin I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.
Is that Fergus Pryor mate?

It certainly is.

Thought so!  Grin I know him from back home. Mate's with his bro.

what rory? since when are you from surrey? have we had this discussion?

 Laugh Only a couple of times! Yeah, I'm from just south of Guildford. I know Rory from School! You know him too?

yeah ive known ferg and his bro since i was about 17. where you from then? im form ewhurst! near cranleigh.

I'm from Witley. Think I remember you saying you were from Ewhurst. How d'you know em?
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2006, 20:34:39 »

just through other mates. legends the pair of em. and  Laughing at whitley. about as exciting as ewhurst Laugh
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2006, 20:36:06 »

just through other mates. legends the pair of em. and  Laughing at whitley. about as exciting as ewhurst Laugh

Oh yeah! Why do you think I lasted 6 months when I moved home to save some cash! Came back just as skint as I left coz I was bored to tears!  Laugh
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2006, 21:17:31 »

Fergs myspace about me should be acknowledged as the best on the entire site.
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« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2006, 00:03:04 »

awww i miss feg (now i dont have to live with him  Wink)
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« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2006, 01:13:58 »

awww i miss feg (now i dont have to live with him  Wink)

I forgot you used to live with him! He mentioned it at that party in Hotwells earlier in the year. Small world!
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« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2006, 10:41:45 »

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/index.php/topic,27063.0.html

here's another rant of his when Chris left himself logged in  Laugh
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« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2006, 11:38:43 »

you come from witley! im chid crew
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« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2006, 11:51:40 »

i didnt realise Teen Wolf was chris, makes sense now i guess....


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« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2006, 11:56:41 »

Spent the last two years of uni living with auntie silvia, oh how I miss him and the rotten stench of his breath in the mornings.......god speed fergie p/old mans face/ tee ranu mcwembe/aka silvia.....see you later on....scotsman  Kiss
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« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2006, 12:25:38 »

you come from witley! im chid crew

How long ago did you move? You know Ed Reynold by any chance?
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« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2006, 12:29:39 »

i didnt realise Teen Wolf was chris, makes sense now i guess....


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it was his nickname at Uni I think
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« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2006, 12:32:55 »

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it was his nickname at Uni I think

i can see the likeness
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« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2006, 13:29:40 »

you come from witley! im chid crew

How long ago did you move? You know Ed Reynold by any chance?

name rings a bell. Moved to chid bout 10years back and bristol about2/3
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« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2006, 14:55:20 »

Myself an ferg have residency in "The Gentlemens Club" up top. No riff raff allowed just fine wines an black girls.

Teenwolf is a nobber Laughing
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« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2006, 15:10:01 »

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« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2006, 16:01:57 »

Myself an ferg have residency in "The Gentlemens Club" up top. No riff raff allowed just fine wines an black girls.


u two are not gentlemen   Kiss
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« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2006, 03:45:01 »

now please i am a gent of few pleasures. if you take away smelling fash's hair as he sleeps and stealing 3 out of his 6 porn mags for a cheeky wank i have nothing left. its too late for me in this cruel world, i will never be understood and wish to leave with dignity and a limp from when mummy gave me the brown finger. i must remember pain is the cleanser.... oh i've cum Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*
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« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2006, 04:44:38 »

now please i am a gent of few pleasures. if you take away smelling fash's hair as he sleeps and stealing 3 out of his 6 porn mags for a cheeky wank i have nothing left. its too late for me in this cruel world, i will never be understood and wish to leave with dignity and a limp from when mummy gave me the brown finger. i must remember pain is the cleanser.... oh i've cum Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

i still think your a cunt
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