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« on: April 18, 2013, 10:13:38 »

fire doors
dormant bank accounts
clams - not sure if their closure is an automatic response or an intentional action

i'm sure there are more. Anyone else got any?
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2013, 10:19:55 »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/XCEtl9CfbAU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/XCEtl9CfbAU</a>
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2013, 10:22:33 »

My superdrive tray when the computer shuts down.

Some fancy Mercedes Benz doors.

Shop doors.
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2013, 10:24:25 »

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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2013, 10:28:06 »

eyes.

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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2013, 10:41:07 »

Bullet holes in the T-1000

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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2013, 10:41:41 »

Holes dug in fine sand?
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2013, 10:47:19 »

Venus fly traps?  The fontanelle?
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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2013, 11:39:19 »

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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2013, 11:49:57 »

Barriers on car parks

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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2013, 13:07:39 »

Mrs Hooner's legs on a monthly basis.
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2013, 14:47:53 »

Automated windows in climate controlled buildings
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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2013, 15:43:38 »

 Laughing <<< This guy's mouth.

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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2013, 16:04:52 »

Small pubs after drug raids..
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2020, 18:58:27 »

Windows 10 applications if you enable the following registry key:

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Please listen to and enjoy my new track 'Shit War'. It's a commentary
on the shitness of war.

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I heard they drink Magners on Turbo Island these days.
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