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« on: April 05, 2006, 11:25:06 »

Enquiry booth for hijack vocabulary please yes here now open thanks.

edit: change of plan, people explain shit and they get posted back here. ha!



te;db = Too easy, didn't bother

teh = the (but in a slightly childish / in-jokey manner)

mang = chum, pal, matey etc.

O,YITAY = Oh, You're Into That Are You?

O RLY? = Oh, really?

YA RLY = Yes, really.

Shut up man = Shut up man (a benjism. If you don't know about it already, probably not worth bothering...)

Uce! = TIMM, Stinkyfinger etc. say this to confuse folk. Ignore them.

IM(H)O = In My (Honest/Humble) Opinion

TBH = To Be Honest

STFU = Shut The Fuck Up.

n00b = a newer, uninitiated member of hijack.

to be pwnd/pwnt/pwn = to be owned = the internet equivalent to getting served. NERD ALERT!

PWP = Posting With Penis / Pussy



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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2006, 11:26:07 »

tl;dr  Bad Teeth
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2006, 11:26:52 »

Anyone who says "teh" should be banned.  OMG Death Star!!!11
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2006, 11:27:09 »

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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2006, 11:27:52 »

shut up man
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2006, 11:28:11 »

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That is uncanny.  that was EXACTLY what I just wrote, except you beat me to it by about 5 seconds ! Angry
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2006, 11:28:15 »

:edit: Jimma beat me to it  Doh!
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2006, 11:33:19 »

Someone sort us out with uce, brown etc...
Brown, as in "Well brown" comes from Nathan Barley Two Thumbs

As does the excellent "It's gonna be fuckin Mexico"
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2006, 11:34:16 »

Someone sort us out with uce, brown etc...
Brown, as in "Well brown" comes from Nathan Barley Two Thumbs

As does the excellent "It's gonna be fuckin Mexico"
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2006, 11:38:51 »

oi k-hole!!! keep it mencap yeah,  keep it sectioned
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2006, 11:59:23 »

IMO - in my opinion (so many people ask me what this means, goddam noobs Bad Teeth )
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2006, 12:01:15 »

UCE!!

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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2006, 12:09:30 »

a couple of people from coventry use 'uce' , theyre the only people ive heard use it though (as in 'moose' without the m).  its like a way of verbalizing a bad gut reaction to something- your cars disappeared from where u parked it   'uce!'
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2006, 12:13:11 »

a couple of people from coventry use 'uce' , theyre the only people ive heard use it though (as in 'moose' without the m).  its like a way of verbalizing a bad gut reaction to something- your cars disappeared from where u parked it   'uce!'

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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2006, 12:15:03 »

stfu.

pwnd, variation on the word owned, originally a typo of the word popularised by internet gamers who used it when they or another player had demostrated 1337 skills.
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« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2006, 12:19:41 »

te;db = Too easy, don't bother

that should technically be "too easy; didn't bother" in reference to someone's post
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« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2006, 12:34:46 »

te;db = Too easy, don't bother

that should technically be "too easy; didn't bother" in reference to someone's post

I thought it was "too easy; do better"

but then again I know how to spell 'the' properly, so what do I know?! Bad Teeth
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« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2006, 12:41:15 »

Excellent idea Jack. This thread should be stickied. Would make hijack seem less cliquey to the uninitiated & n00bs.
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« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2006, 13:22:30 »

Someone sort us out with uce, brown etc...
Brown, as in "Well brown" comes from Nathan Barley Two Thumbs

As does the excellent "It's gonna be fuckin Mexico"

"Micheal Fucking Jackson!"
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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2006, 13:29:56 »

stfu.

pwnd, variation on the word owned, originally a typo of the word popularised by internet gamers who used it when they or another player had demostrated 1337 skills.


you iz a fookin geek my lad!!

dosomework!
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« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2006, 14:15:24 »

TBTC



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« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2006, 15:16:34 »

stfu.

pwnd, variation on the word owned, originally a typo of the word popularised by internet gamers who used it when they or another player had demostrated 1337 skills.


you iz a fookin geek my lad!!

dosomework!
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I happily and readily accept that fact. Ive clocked up 18 hours of Counter Strike since Saturday. hahah
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« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2006, 15:16:38 »

stfu.

pwnd, variation on the word owned, originally a typo of the word popularised by internet gamers who used it when they or another player had demostrated 1337 skills.

I thought that "owned" was popularised after mockery of a comment by Rumsfeld on the fall of Baghdad to the USA army; he was quoted as saying "Now we own Baghdad," or something like that?  I dunno though! Smiley
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« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2006, 16:19:21 »

Can one of you 'yoots' explain 'merk'/'merked' to me please?
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« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2006, 16:27:18 »

stfu.

pwnd, variation on the word owned, originally a typo of the word popularised by internet gamers who used it when they or another player had demostrated 1337 skills.

I thought that "owned" was popularised after mockery of a comment by Rumsfeld on the fall of Baghdad to the USA army; he was quoted as saying "Now we own Baghdad," or something like that?  I dunno though! Smiley
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Pwned is just a typo of owned, due to the proximity of the keys and the "urgency" of gamer typing.
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« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2006, 16:57:50 »

Can one of you 'yoots' explain 'merk'/'merked' to me please?
murder innit, but more "street".
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« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2006, 17:00:50 »

Can one of you 'yoots' explain 'merk'/'merked' to me please?
murder innit, but more "street".

oh you boys and your guns, they're so long and shiney!!

Uce!!
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« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2006, 17:02:24 »

Can one of you 'yoots' explain 'merk'/'merked' to me please?
murder innit, but more "street".

oh you boys and your guns, they're so long and shiney!!

Uce!!
Next time you say that Larner, I'm catching a plane back to bristol, and persuading the pilot to land nose first in that fat mouth of yours. Wink
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« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2006, 17:25:26 »

IM(H)O = In My (Honest Humble) Opinion

Well that's what I mean anyhow Roll Eyes

Also means you can get IM(ns)HO - In My (not so) Humble Opinion Two Thumbs
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« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2006, 17:28:57 »

Can one of you 'yoots' explain 'merk'/'merked' to me please?
murder innit, but more "street".

oh you boys and your guns, they're so long and shiney!!

Uce!!
Next time you say that Larner, I'm catching a plane back to bristol, and persuading the pilot to land nose first in that fat mouth of yours. Wink

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« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2006, 17:39:45 »


Next time you say that Larner, I'm catching a plane back to bristol, and persuading the pilot to land nose first in that fat mouth of yours. Wink

haha.. Uce!
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« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2006, 17:46:56 »

Can one of you 'yoots' explain 'merk'/'merked' to me please?

It comes from merc, as in mercenary, as in hired killers. I think.
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« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2006, 17:54:15 »

stfu.

pwnd, variation on the word owned, originally a typo of the word popularised by internet gamers who used it when they or another player had demostrated 1337 skills.

I thought that "owned" was popularised after mockery of a comment by Rumsfeld on the fall of Baghdad to the USA army; he was quoted as saying "Now we own Baghdad," or something like that?  I dunno though! Smiley

being owned has been around far longer than the fall of Baghdad. Since the rise of online fps and mmorpgs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owned
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwned
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« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2006, 18:26:03 »

PWP = Porn Without Plot

Used when someone's trying a bit too hard / being a bit too graphic when chatting someone up pon de net ... i think !
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« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2006, 18:28:01 »

I thought it was posting with penis.
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« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2006, 18:29:32 »

I thought it was posting with penis.

Ask Dualist, he's the one who uses it when Evz is working his 'magic'  Tomato Bad Teeth
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« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2006, 18:33:37 »

WTF = Wealthy Testicle Family?
LOL = Lying on Lizards?
OMG = Originally My Grandma's?
Baltimora = I'm running at them now with my trousers down.
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« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2006, 18:41:29 »

WTF = Wealthy Testicle Family?
LOL = Lying on Lizards?
OMG = Originally My Grandma's?
Baltimora = I'm running at them now with my trousers down.

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« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2006, 18:43:02 »

No I didn't, I was using clapping to dictate that message!
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« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2006, 00:43:55 »

PWP = Porn Without Plot

Used when someone's trying a bit too hard / being a bit too graphic when chatting someone up pon de net ... i think !

I think a more original meaning is Plot What Plot. Deriving from fanfiction sites. In the fiction summary if it was basically a sex scene with no romantic or relationship stuff or anything, straight into the sex, then it'd often say PWP, meaning Plot Waht Plot.


Thats the meaning I heard anyway.
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« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2006, 01:40:12 »

PWP (an acronym which represents, "Porn Without Plot", later reinterpreted "Plot? What Plot?") is a classification of fanfiction pieces whose main purpose is to convey an explicitly sexual situation between at least two characters from a particular fandom, and in which plot, characterization or any other artistic mean take secondary importance, if present at all.

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PWP_%28fanfiction%29"
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« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2006, 01:45:26 »

But but.. how can they be sure which came first?  Cry Cry I guess theyre right.
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« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2006, 01:46:24 »

wikipedia are god.

well theyre not but anyway. they know EVERYthing.
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« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2006, 02:08:11 »

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« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2006, 08:25:41 »

James came up with "Posting With Penis/Pussy" when we were chatting on MSN. I'm sure "Porn Without Plot" is also an acronym that is used in certain places, but on here when someone is trying hard to chat someone up, that is what it is meant to stand for.  Two Thumbs
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« Reply #45 on: June 21, 2006, 14:33:39 »

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« Reply #46 on: June 21, 2006, 14:37:34 »

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:BELM:

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« Reply #47 on: June 21, 2006, 14:38:35 »

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is it :belm: or :blem:? and what does it mean?

When you put your tongue in fron of your bottom teeth to make a spaz face and say BELM. Basically means; 'you are a retard'.
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« Reply #48 on: June 21, 2006, 14:47:00 »

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is it :belm: or :blem:? and what does it mean?

When you put your tongue in fron of your bottom teeth to make a spaz face and say BELM. Basically means; 'you are a retard'.

thanks for clearing that up... i thought it was :blem: and that was an expression for something really cheesy... i obviously got it really wrong  Doh!

i also thought that 'no0b' was like calling someone a knob, but its aparently newbie, i been using it in completly the wrong context  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #49 on: June 21, 2006, 14:55:37 »

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is it :belm: or :blem:? and what does it mean?

When you put your tongue in fron of your bottom teeth to make a spaz face and say BELM. Basically means; 'you are a retard'.

thanks for clearing that up... i thought it was :blem: and that was an expression for something really cheesy... i obviously got it really wrong  Doh!

i also thought that 'no0b' was like calling someone a knob, but its aparently newbie, i been using it in completly the wrong context  Roll Eyes

Ah, there is a difference between n00b and newbie. A newbie is a new guy who knows what they're talking about but has still yet to gain a rep and a n00b is someone who justs posts shit and doesn't have a clue. Also types with one hand (eg all letters in caps lock, may use text speak). Thats made me look a right  NERD ALERT!
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