The Blast: HERVE / MUNKEE / MKF DJ's +more -Fri 7th Mar - Native!!!

[Duncan Pow!!]

The Blast


Lets get golf fresh!!!





Featuring:
HERVE
(aka THe Count of Monte Cristal / Speaker Junk / Vodoo CHilli / Young Lovers and many more
Herve has remixed the likes of Bassment Jaxx / Bloc Party / Chemical Brothers / Rosin Murphy and New Young Pony Club
The Blast are so excitde about this night we actually did have to change the sheets)



MUNKEE
(Emergency / P.R.A.N.K. / This man is a living rave!!)

SMALLSAUL & SLUTCRUSHER
(Monkey Knife Fight / Beef / Massive Ginger Party Monster!!)

THE BLAST DJ'S
(Dubious / Smokey & The Bandit)

Introducing the one and only:
ICECREAMAN
aka GREY-SQUIRROL aka MC GOON!!!!


Native
Fri 7st Mar
10 till late
£7 a ticket from Bristol Ticket Shop (www.bristolticketshop.co.uk) / Khoi / Donuts / Rooted Records & Prime Cuts.
We will only be selling 150 tickets for this one so people can get in on the door.... 50 already gone!!!!
Plus £1 off if you are waring a 'Shit the bed' T-Shirt or Grills!!



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The Blast - Dates for your Diary:
Sat 16th Feb - COOL KIDS / THE CARPS (live) / +more - CROFT
Sat 15th Mar - MEGABLAST vs SHIT THE BED - LAKOTA

[Smokey Hokes]

boo fuckin yaa!!!


can't wait!

[Smokey (aka Quake)]

I think its £1 off with Shit the Bed T'shirt or fresh Golf attire actually - Grillz was the last one.

And Saul - "Massive Ginger Party Monster" LOL!  I think thats a pretty accurate description. 

:edit:
Now with Flyer!!!



 

[*Weasel*]

OH MY GOD!
i can't wait for this...........HUGE!
 

[Smokey (aka Quake)]

OH MY GOD!
i can't wait for this...........HUGE!
 

Init. Didn't get round to playing on Friday, but hopefully gonna drop some gopher bombs for this one. 

[Vespertine]

I missed the flyer but I think I'm playing this too........

[PX]

Awesome.

x

[m.u.n.k.e.e.]

Been waiting for this for time, Herve is the baddest man and I will be living up to description and raving it up hard ike a massive spazzlord.  Blast off 

[Kraymon]

Speakerjunk was one of the best kingpins of last year - looking forward to this one, good booking guys! 

[Kallendar]

Looks great>

[punksi]

ICECREAMAN

I was driving up Redland road last week and noticed an Mr Whippy van outside the school there with the words "CREAMY TREAT" written on it....

[Uncle Basic]

ICECREAMAN

I was driving up Redland road last week and noticed an Mr Whippy van outside the school there with the words "CREAMY TREAT" written on it....

That dude is legendary, he's always at the Waterfront - I've got a photo somewhere of a mate of mine licking a 99 suggestively by the sign...every summer now she wants to go down there for a "creamy treat" 

[Saxon Heights]

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

[Duncan Pow!!]

Slutcrusher added!!!

[Vespertine]

CUM ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!!

[Uncle Basic]

Slutcrusher added!!!

Who's Sultcrusher?

[Duncan Pow!!]

To the top!!!

[Vespertine]

YEAH!

[Smokey Hokes]

ugh.

gonna tear native a new bumhole!

[Vespertine]

ugh.

gonna tear native a new bumhole!

you seriously have sex on the brain.... or just cock.. not sure which one it is.

[Smokey Hokes]

COCK
WANK
SHIT
BUM

[Duncan Pow!!]

COCK
WANK
SHIT
BUM

 

[m.u.n.k.e.e.]

COCK
WANK
SHIT
BUM

 

Ummmmm...  ?
 

[Duncan Pow!!]

COCK
WANK
SHIT
BUM

 

Ummmmm...  ?
 

Its a lifestyle 

[m.u.n.k.e.e.]

That certainly is a hellavu lifestyle.

On a seperate note, my mate has got a lifesize singing and dancing model of the gopher from Caddyshack.  It is fucking wicked 

[Kirkio]

That certainly is a hellavu lifestyle.

On a seperate note, my mate has got a lifesize singing and dancing model of the gopher from Caddyshack.  It is fucking wicked 

Tell him to bring it and he can come in free! 

[m.u.n.k.e.e.]

That certainly is a hellavu lifestyle.

On a seperate note, my mate has got a lifesize singing and dancing model of the gopher from Caddyshack.  It is fucking wicked 

Tell him to bring it and he can come in free! 

Im just goin over to his now I'll tell him 

[Duncan Pow!!]

That certainly is a hellavu lifestyle.

On a seperate note, my mate has got a lifesize singing and dancing model of the gopher from Caddyshack.  It is fucking wicked 

Tell him to bring it and he can come in free! 

Im just goin over to his now I'll tell him 

Amazing 

[Smokey (aka Quake)]

Bump for this friday (I hope everyone's got their pringle jumpers and plus fours ready). 

[Jamie-Switch-TB2]

Herve - this will be great, gonna pop in at some stage... 

[ross (dop)]

Herve - this will be great, gonna pop it at some stage... 

me too 

[Kirkio]

Herve - this will be great, gonna pop it at some stage... 

me too 

The Classic "Small Street dash" between T2 and Native it is then 

[*Weasel*]

raaaah! can't wait! 

 
and a bit of 

[Koast (Central Spillz)]

this is gonna be big

blast going from strength to strength in '08

[dubious aka Trill Dox]

raaaah! can't wait! 

 
and a bit of 

No flashing young lady 

[*Weasel*]

raaaah! can't wait! 

 
and a bit of 

No flashing young lady 

i'm glad you find yourself funny oliver because i don't! 
anyway, you're so predictable.......i looked at the lists of replies to my posts....saw your name on the herve thread and thought.....'i bet he says something about my post!'
just let it go man.......that's last weeks news! 
but i might give herve a little flash if he's lucky! infact, i might wear no skirt at all!!
 

[Vespertine]

"but i might give herve a little flash if he's lucky! infact, i might wear no skirt at all!!
 Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*"

Really, Roz?! Honestly.

[*Weasel*]

"but i might give herve a little flash if he's lucky! infact, i might wear no skirt at all!!
 Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*"

Really, Roz?! Honestly.

jah really!
on second thoughts........if you and dodgy dubious are gonna be there then i best not!
i'll just lift up my trouser leg a little, show him my slender ankles and raise my eyebrows suggestively. it's bound to have the same effect!
 

[Smokey (aka Quake)]

Once again one of our promo threads has descended into filth! 

[*Weasel*]

Once again one of our promo threads has descended into filth! 

yeah....sorry about that.
he (dubious) started it!
 

[Koast (Central Spillz)]

Once again one of our promo threads has descended into filth! 

yeah....sorry about that.
he (dubious) started it!
 

Dubious - the new Andy Basic
The evidence is there: promotes big nights, posting filth on hijack...
 

[dubious aka Trill Dox]

Filth?? Not me.

Just making sure weasel knows to behave herself 

By the way, this is going to be messy 

[Kallendar]

Hope Herve brings The Count along 

[miss baggy]

im confused... is Herve a fitty or something?

[Vespertine]

im confused... is Herve a fitty or something?

Weasle thinks so.... but not for me i'm affaid.

[miss baggy]

im confused... is Herve a fitty or something?

Weasle thinks so.... but not for me i'm affaid.

pics? lets open it to a vote

[dubious aka Trill Dox]

im confused... is Herve a fitty or something?

Weasle thinks so.... but not for me i'm affaid.

pics? lets open it to a vote

http://www.myspace.com/hervespace

[miss baggy]

im confused... is Herve a fitty or something?

Weasle thinks so.... but not for me i'm affaid.

pics? lets open it to a vote

http://www.myspace.com/hervespace

I dont see it myself personally 

[Smokey (aka Quake)]

He looks like Joaquin Phoenix with something in his eye.

His tunes are AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAZIIIING though. 

[*Weasel*]

Herve is a fitty IMO......but i'm not gonna flash at him unless he looks in my general direction!
anyway dubious......i always behave myself 

[Uncle Basic]

Herve is a fitty IMO......but i'm not gonna flash at him unless he looks in my general direction!
anyway dubious......i always behave myself 

LOL at Weasel gearing up to abduct Herve 

[*Weasel*]

Herve is a fitty IMO......but i'm not gonna flash at him unless he looks in my general direction!
anyway dubious......i always behave myself 

LOL at Weasel gearing up to abduct Herve 

sssssshhhhhhhh......don't spoil the suprise!

[Rodney86]

Is their any chance of getting paying guestlist?

[Duncan Pow!!]

Tonight!!!

[Vespertine]

FYI, Roz, Herve is called Josh, so you can call him by his real name when you sleaze him.

[*Weasel*]

FYI, Roz, Herve is called Josh, so you can call him by his real name when you sleaze him.

thanks Tom but i know that already...i'd be a rubbish stalker if i didn't
 

[Vespertine]

FYI, Roz, Herve is called Josh, so you can call him by his real name when you sleaze him.

thanks Tom but i know that already...i'd be a rubbish stalker if i didn't
 

lol

[PX]

I cannae believe I have to work. Damnit.

Next time, next time.

x

[m.u.n.k.e.e.]

TONIGHT laydeeeeez and gentlemeeeeeeeeeen 
Got some big tunes for tonight.  And the Caddyshack gopher is coming as well.  Bring it on 

[Ricorb]

herve = perve?

[*Weasel*]

  sorry.....i mean 

[miss baggy]

still trying to shape myself up after last night to come to this 

[*Weasel*]

 
didn't abduct herve in the end....or flash him for that matter.....turns out he wasn't my type!
 

[bloke]

never mind...

[*Weasel*]

never mind...

exactly.
it saved me time and effort and i had a sound nights sleep due to the fact there were no muffled cries for help coming from the basement for a change.

[bloke]

yeah that and the tearful appeals from his family on the local news, private investigators asking difficult questions, the man at the shop wondering why you were buying so much nutella... the list goes on 

[Evs]

Roz, I think you need help. 

[*Weasel*]

Roz, I think you need help. 

now listen here Matthew.....there is nothing wrong with abducting people providing you do the job properly.
any hostage of mine should be greatful that they get proper Nutella and not Tesco Value chocolate spread!
 

[Evs]

Roz, I think you need help. 

now listen here Matthew.....there is nothing wrong with abducting people providing you do the job properly.
any hostage of mine should be greatful that they get proper Nutella and not Tesco Value chocolate spread!
 

P.S. Let's not resort to using full names. 

[m.u.n.k.e.e.]

Wicked night, cheers for having us down lads, wicked atmos, Herve played a fatty and well enjoyed knocking the tunes out till the end.  Big up the dancing Gopher 
Had about 3 hours sleep, now gotta start thinking about getting set up for Gener8r.  Ding ding 

[Smokey (aka Quake)]

Wicked night, cheers for having us down lads, wicked atmos, Herve played a fatty and well enjoyed knocking the tunes out till the end.  Big up the dancing Gopher 
Had about 3 hours sleep, now gotta start thinking about getting set up for Gener8r.  Ding ding 

Was indeed a fuckin brilliant night.

Bandit and I played a super ropey warm up set of quality tunes mixed badly (luckily the only people who heard most of it was Dubious, Weasel and the bar staff ) Then the Monkey Knife Fight lads came on with Dubious and properly smashed it before Herve with some really heavy tunes, while Koast was getting the whole crowd super hyped up. Herve himself was truly epic and had the whole place bouncing [mystro] "like it was full of kangaroos and frogs" [/mystro] from start to finish, and Munkee (despite looking rather the worse for wear by that point ) finished things off in real style 
(sorry your set got cut short by the way mate, Its a bit of a tricky one when you have to finish at a set time because of Native having the afterparty, but the headline DJ is having so much fun that you can't get him off the decks!  we will definitely have to get you back some time so you can get a proper set). 

I was flyering outside at the end, and it was really good to see so many smiling, happy people bouncing out of Native. 

Anyways. Bigs ups to everyoned that played, and everyone who came and raved, ROLL ON NEXT SATURDAY!!! 

[Ricorb]

the jack beats remix of fog bank sounds rather lurvly on a big system doesnt it!

twas good fun

[Smokey (aka Quake)]

the jack beats remix of fog bank sounds rather lurvly on a big system doesnt it!

 

 

[dubious aka Trill Dox]

the jack beats remix of fog bank sounds rather lurvly on a big system doesnt it!

twas good fun

One of my favourite tunes right now, been playing it for about month now and the reaction is always good.

Wicked night, I think that was an even better crowd than Skream 

Big up the gopher and the weasel 

[miss baggy]

what is this about a gopher?

[vikoi]

what is this about a gopher?

ill tell you what it s about a gopher..this gopher made me very uneasy and wary of being stabbed in the ankle. he was not nice and not to be trusted and i would appreciate if he was not invited again

[*Weasel*]

Big up the gopher and the weasel 

  what did i do? 
big up yourself with those sleazy r & b moves yet again.....man's got steez!
that gopher is bad news, definatly not to be trusted!

[Smokey (aka Quake)]

Nice picture of me picking my nose there  Just realised I looked more Paul Truman than 'golf fresh' 


And that Gopher is the  with his rude boy bellydance moves.  I won't hear him being slagged off! 

[*Weasel*]

I won't hear him being slagged off! 

that gopher is a twat!
 

[m.u.n.k.e.e.]

Just realised I looked more Paul Truman than 'golf fresh' 

 

[Smokey Hokes]

fucking awesome!

after djing i spent half the night rolling around the club in a booze addled haze.

more of that please!!! 


that gopher is such a fuckin prick! 

[Vespertine]

Great night, and I apologise for my inability to mix. Last night I just seemed to totally forget how to do it.

Sorry. (if you care)

[K1987]

Last night was fucking wicked!

[vikoi]

fucking awesome!

after djing i spent half the night rolling around the club in a booze addled haze.

more of that please!!! 


that gopher is such a fuckin prick! 

saul..you are nathan barley are you not?

[Smokey (aka Quake)]

fucking awesome!

after djing i spent half the night rolling around the club in a booze addled haze.

more of that please!!! 


that gopher is such a fuckin prick! 

saul..you are nathan barley are you not?

 

:edit:

I guess he was just living up to his description on the flyer (Massive Ginger party monster)...

[Kraymon]

 
I was dealt a nasty hangover after this...
going for a resturant meal with my girlfriend and her mum was a very hard task... almost 

[*Weasel*]

that gopher is such a fuckin prick! 

 

[Gecko]

i drove down sober about one so i could catch the flyering rampage later on. what an odd experience being totally stone cold in a club full of ravers and pissed up mates! Had a really good night though and Herves set was truly something else. Full on audio onslaught of techno garage basslines and beats! in a world of his own. munkees tunes were wicked too, jsut a shame i had to leave to flyer so only caught a few

top night!