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« on: February 02, 2012, 17:07:49 » |
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Hello, my favourite thread on Hijack used to be the Wanna post something but can't find a thread thread, but it now has a large amount of full-on p0rn gifs that means I (and a lot of others) can't open it at work. So, I'm starting a new one... hopefully the p0rn can stay in the other one, and we can post nice things in here to get us through the tedium of the office  I'm not starting on anything particularly strong, but I saw this today and I liked it
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2012, 17:12:21 » |
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Hermaphrodite yes, tranny no. A cock is still a cock, regardless of whether it's attached to a cracking pair of fake tits. +++ Always taking bookings - hit me up on here or ferrymanbeats *at* gmail *dot* com +++ Upcoming: Nov: 24th @ The Big Chill Dec: 7th @ Timbuk2 Jan: 3rd @ The Cooler
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2012, 17:13:33 » |
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Oh you must have missed it when I proved to the internet that I am God.
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2012, 17:14:15 » |
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Hermaphrodite yes, tranny no. A cock is still a cock, regardless of whether it's attached to a cracking pair of fake tits. +++ Always taking bookings - hit me up on here or ferrymanbeats *at* gmail *dot* com +++ Upcoming: Nov: 24th @ The Big Chill Dec: 7th @ Timbuk2 Jan: 3rd @ The Cooler
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2012, 17:23:24 » |
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Aphex Twin easter egg. Play 'Equation' through a Spectrograph for a little surprise. Skip to 5:28 if you want to see it right away http://www.youtube.com/v/u-KMFxzA_Lk?version=3&hl=en_US
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Hermaphrodite yes, tranny no. A cock is still a cock, regardless of whether it's attached to a cracking pair of fake tits. +++ Always taking bookings - hit me up on here or ferrymanbeats *at* gmail *dot* com +++ Upcoming: Nov: 24th @ The Big Chill Dec: 7th @ Timbuk2 Jan: 3rd @ The Cooler
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2012, 17:24:42 » |
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Headrush dates; 22nd January - Kidkut, Asusu, Vessel + more (tb2) 12th February - Truss, + apologue showcase (tb2) 12th March - Tom Dicicco + Furesshu (tb2) 9th April - Sigha + Outboxx (tb2) 14th May - Lerosa + Jim Petherwick 12th June - Newworldaquarium + Schmorgasboard records 9th July - Szare and Gerry Read 
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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2012, 17:28:42 » |
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Saw this on facegash earlier,. I think it may be nearly as old as the internet itself but is quite interesting....  A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that thousands of people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.
Three minutes went by and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried up to meet his schedule.
A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping continued to walk.
A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work.
The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried but the kid stopped to look at the violinist.
Finally the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on.
In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money but continued to walk their normal pace. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.
No one knew this but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the top musicians in the world. He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written,with a violin worth 3.5 million dollars.
Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theater in Boston and the seats average $100.
This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and priorities of people.
The outlines were: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour: Do we perceive beauty?
Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context?
One of the possible conclusions from this experience could be: If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing?
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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2012, 17:39:42 » |
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Saw this on facegash earlier,. I think it may be nearly as old as the internet itself but is quite interesting....
That's amazing.
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2012, 21:18:33 » |
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Hello, my favourite thread on Hijack used to be the Wanna post something but can't find a thread thread, but it now has a large amount of full-on p0rn gifs that means I (and a lot of others) can't open it at work. So, I'm starting a new one... hopefully the p0rn can stay in the other one, and we can post nice things in here to get us through the tedium of the office  I'm not starting on anything particularly strong, but I saw this today and I liked it  good ideal
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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2012, 21:45:19 » |
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Saw this on facegash earlier,. I think it may be nearly as old as the internet itself but is quite interesting....
That's amazing.
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« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2012, 21:55:40 » |
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Great thread. Any post that is remotely risque gets deleted immediately so we can all continue to enjoy the thread.
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« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2012, 21:57:33 » |
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Hermaphrodite yes, tranny no. A cock is still a cock, regardless of whether it's attached to a cracking pair of fake tits. +++ Always taking bookings - hit me up on here or ferrymanbeats *at* gmail *dot* com +++ Upcoming: Nov: 24th @ The Big Chill Dec: 7th @ Timbuk2 Jan: 3rd @ The Cooler
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« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2012, 22:57:14 » |
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Just commenting so i can get replies.
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Tim's photos are sick! get this man to photograph your night!!!  I was looking at some 'best photos from the last 24 hours' on the guardian.web and yours p1ss all over 99% of them.
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« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2012, 23:00:20 » |
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The question on my mind is "What the fuck is going on in Ferryman's sig"
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« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2012, 23:35:24 » |
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this has reminded me, was listening to an old warp compilation cd the other day, a tune had a very odd combination of high and low frequencies that made my ear drums feel like taking off / landing in an aeroplane and somewhat queasy! can't remember which tune but i'll see if i can find it again.
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« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2012, 23:38:39 » |
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lfo freeze labradford remix not sure if its supposed to sound like that or something went wrong when i ripped it from cd to mp3? gah it feels like my sinuses are expanding!  *edit* preview here http://www.last.fm/music/LFO/_/Freeze+%28Labradford+remix%29 safe for work but not safe for your ears!?
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« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2012, 23:47:56 » |
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The question on my mind is "What the fuck is going on in Ferryman's sig"  Same. It's fucking brilliant, whatever it is
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« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2012, 08:59:29 » |
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 “A couple of months ago my friend’s cousin (a single mother) had gotten a new cellphone. After a long day of work she placed her phone down on the counter and started watching TV when her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him to not call anyone or mess with text messages and he agreed to do so. At around 11:20 pm when she was getting tired, she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed herself. She proceeded to his room to see that he wasn’t there. She went to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand. Browsing through her phone, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc. and headed towards the picture section. She began deleting the pictures she took when she came across the last one. When she first saw it, she couldn’t believe it. It was her son, sleeping on her bed but it was as if the picture was taken by someone else above him. It shows the left half of what seems to be an elderly woman’s face.”
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« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2012, 10:30:58 » |
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 “A couple of months ago my friend’s cousin (a single mother) had gotten a new cellphone. After a long day of work she placed her phone down on the counter and started watching TV when her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him to not call anyone or mess with text messages and he agreed to do so. At around 11:20 pm when she was getting tired, she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed herself. She proceeded to his room to see that he wasn’t there. She went to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand. Browsing through her phone, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc. and headed towards the picture section. She began deleting the pictures she took when she came across the last one. When she first saw it, she couldn’t believe it. It was her son, sleeping on her bed but it was as if the picture was taken by someone else above him. It shows the left half of what seems to be an elderly woman’s face.” If all this 'paranormal' stuff was real it would just be called 'normal' stuff.
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« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2012, 10:37:34 » |
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The question on my mind is "What the fuck is going on in Ferryman's sig"  Same. It's fucking brilliant, whatever it is  I have absolutely no idea. I saw it and it was one of those 'gotta steal that!' moments
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« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2012, 10:50:53 » |
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The best thing about this for me is the fact that it's cold enough that they are playing on solid ice, and they're playing a sport but the men are still wearing three pieced tweed suits and no scarves, hats, coats etc; with the ladies in a below knee length skirt. Style > Practicality.
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« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2012, 11:02:48 » |
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I've seen this before, I may have even posted it myself before, but's still awesome... and not far from here! http://www.retronaut.co/2011/04/cold-war-city/ABANDONED ‘COLD WAR CITY’  “In Wiltshire, England, 120ft below the surface, lies Burlington, aka Cold War City – the 35 acre subterranean complex built in the 1950s to house the Conservative prime minister Harold Macmillan’s cabinet and 4,000 civil servants in the event of a Soviet nuclear attack
“It was equipped with the second largest telephone exchange in Britain and a BBC studio from where the prime minister could make broadcasts to what remained of the nation. A system of underground power stations would have provided electricity to the 100,000 lamps that lit its streets and guided the way to a pub modelled on the Red Lion in Whitehall.
“A spur railway was built inside a tunnel on the main London to Bristol line, linking it to the bunker. It was meant as an escape route for the royal family to flee London in the event of an attack.
“The bunker’s very existence was meant to be top secret until it was decommissioned in 2004. Inside, it is like stepping back 50 years. Hundreds of swivel chairs delivered in 1959 are still unpacked. There are boxes of government-issue glass ashtrays, lavatory brushes and civil service tea sets. Pictures of the Queen, Princess Margaret and Grace Kelly are pinned to the walls.”
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« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2012, 12:08:02 » |
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Double dream hands!!! Definitely a new routine for the Bass Honeys!
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« Reply #37 on: February 03, 2012, 12:57:11 » |
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I used to walk past that every day on my way to school.
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« Reply #38 on: February 03, 2012, 12:57:32 » |
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I believe they knocked that one down if it's the one right behind my work.
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« Reply #40 on: February 03, 2012, 13:24:26 » |
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I believe they knocked that one down if it's the one right behind my work. Yeah I thought it was gone, but haven't been around there in years.
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quote from: confucius in 578bc @ about teatime "Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance" quote from: Paul Dirac in 1929 "when I say 'yes', it does not mean that I agree; it means only that you should go on." .
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« Reply #47 on: February 03, 2012, 16:42:10 » |
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Secretly when a woman say "legs go funny" they mean their fanny quivers.
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« Reply #48 on: February 03, 2012, 16:44:33 » |
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Secretly when a woman say "legs go funny" they mean their fanny quivers.
Thank you, I was unaware that my fanny was actually in both of my calf muscles.
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