Shotgun jokes: Bristolian special

[Bill Price]

Left barrel: Most girls would be happy with a birthday that went like: Breakfast in bed, day of shopping, candle lit dinner followed by 30 minutes of oral sex. But oh no, not my sister...

Right barrel: I found my nan dead in her bed this morning, I was gutted, I put my arms around her and held her as a tear rolled down my cheek, I noticed she was naked. I ended up fucking her, just as I was about to cum up her arse she shouted "BOO!"
I mean, what sort of sick human being pretends to be dead?!!?






Apologies for that last one. 

[plodocus]

I like the way that you have deemed incest to be fine, but felt the need to apologise for necro. 

[Trew York]

I like the way that you have deemed incest to be fine, but felt the need to apologise for necro. 

Standards sir, standards

[jonesmrjones]

I'm not saying that my girlfriends a slag but even the label in her knickers says next.

[Davey T]

terrible

[Epico (aka Ferryman)]

I'm not saying that my girlfriends a slag but even the label in her knickers says next.

No  ??