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« on: February 28, 2012, 23:55:23 »

Left barrel: Most girls would be happy with a birthday that went like: Breakfast in bed, day of shopping, candle lit dinner followed by 30 minutes of oral sex. But oh no, not my sister...

Right barrel: I found my nan dead in her bed this morning, I was gutted, I put my arms around her and held her as a tear rolled down my cheek, I noticed she was naked. I ended up fucking her, just as I was about to cum up her arse she shouted "BOO!"
I mean, what sort of sick human being pretends to be dead?!!?






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« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2012, 06:48:09 »

I like the way that you have deemed incest to be fine, but felt the need to apologise for necro.  Laugh
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« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2012, 06:55:09 »

I like the way that you have deemed incest to be fine, but felt the need to apologise for necro.  Laugh

Standards sir, standards
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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2012, 09:47:42 »

I'm not saying that my girlfriends a slag but even the label in her knickers says next.
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2012, 10:09:40 »

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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2012, 11:19:52 »

I'm not saying that my girlfriends a slag but even the label in her knickers says next.

No  Bad Teeth ??
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