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« on: May 31, 2006, 18:35:03 »

Wondering who the real Ryan Williams is? 

http://llwiki.joe-baldwin.net/index.php/Ryan_Williams

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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2006, 18:43:59 »

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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2006, 18:46:12 »

Dear lord, I can't keep up with this shit.
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2006, 18:56:14 »

LOL, great link.

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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2006, 19:04:36 »

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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2006, 19:05:36 »


Eek

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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2006, 19:07:23 »

So this is confirmation that he's a troll? Roll Eyes
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2006, 19:07:53 »

Why did I click on that?Huh
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2006, 19:09:49 »

Why did I click on that? Huh

Ask your mother.
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2006, 19:15:52 »

Why did I click on that?Huh

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I'm not entirely sure that the face is actually attached to the body though.  On the other hand, that's pretty good PS work if it is a fake.
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2006, 19:18:38 »

I'm not entirely sure that the face is actually attached to the body though.  On the other hand, that's pretty good PS work if it is a fake.

Must be fake - it's nowhere near 11.4 inches.
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2006, 19:23:58 »

I'm not entirely sure that the face is actually attached to the body though.  On the other hand, that's pretty good PS work if it is a fake.

Must be fake - it's nowhere near 11.4 inches.

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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2006, 19:27:10 »

That is pure RLOL.

Someone really has a serious smear campaign going against the real Ryan Williams.  Poor guy  Laugh
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2006, 20:46:57 »

strangely enough the IP is identical to one that the user "Ryan Williams" posted from on April 8th (blatant slipup). A real bad case of malicious bullshit.

TBH i don't think we really need anymore round here.. it certainly aint got much mileage left. time to bin it
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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2006, 20:52:35 »

That image is SO fake.

The angle of the light on his head, and the angle of the light on his chest are different. The shadows don't match up with the highlights either.    Roll Eyes

Having said that, it does look like someone spend a LOT of time on it.
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« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2006, 20:58:45 »

reading that "sex face" blog site, i can't belive how worked up people get about the Internet. 

When you have the time/energy to conduct a virtual hate campaign against someone, it's really time to sit down and think carefully about why you have so much time on your hands.

FFS, either go round in the real world and take care of business, or leave it and move on.   

If i had someone who was so obsessed with me that they wanted to do all this, i'd feel kind of proud.






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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2006, 21:52:29 »

Why did I click on that?Huh

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I'm not entirely sure that the face is actually attached to the body though.  On the other hand, that's pretty good PS work if it is a fake.

The face does look like it's a slightly different colour to the rest of the body, but couldn't that just be down to a sun tan?

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« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2006, 21:14:38 »

So this idiot is actually real???! Or are we just meant to think that??! Why did i click on that link??!  Doh!

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« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2006, 00:39:09 »

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« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2006, 00:41:06 »

RYAN WILLIAMS HAS A POSSE
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« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2006, 00:59:13 »

So this idiot is actually real???! Or are we just meant to think that??! Why did i click on that link??!  Doh!

My head hurts

No, it's all a big smear campaign against the real guy by some people who don't like him.
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« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2006, 15:46:00 »

I'm not entirely sure that the face is actually attached to the body though.  On the other hand, that's pretty good PS work if it is a fake.

Must be fake - it's nowhere near 11.4 inches.

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« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2006, 15:48:32 »

So this idiot is actually real???! Or are we just meant to think that??! Why did i click on that link??!  Doh!

My head hurts

No, it's all a big smear campaign against the real guy by some people who don't like him.

Yes, but theres no way he's a normal well rounded person in the first place!
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« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2006, 15:50:05 »

http://llwiki.joe-baldwin.net/index.php/Ryan_Williams  Shocked
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« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2006, 16:03:36 »

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« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2006, 16:22:58 »

Leave Ryan alone, after I had my miscarriage he was there for me. I was touched. I was 15 and he was 25. Why would a 25 year old man offer a shoulder to a 15 year old girl in distress?

LIke I say, I was touched.
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« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2006, 17:24:21 »

Why is there so many topics about this guy. I DONT CARE
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« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2006, 17:25:30 »

Why is there so many topics about this guy. I DONT CARE

Well don't read them then!!!
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« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2006, 18:46:12 »

Leave Ryan alone, after I had my miscarriage he was there for me. I was touched. I was 15 and he was 25. Why would a 25 year old man offer a shoulder to a 15 year old girl in distress?

LIke I say, I was touched.

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« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2006, 13:49:24 »

Why is there so many topics about this guy. I DONT CARE

Your ignorance of Ryan Williams is a sad inictment of todays society.  Take some time out to educate yourself.  Realise.

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« Reply #31 on: June 03, 2006, 23:34:09 »

Why is there so many topics about this guy. I DONT CARE

Your ignorance of Ryan Williams is a sad inictment of todays society.  Take some time out to educate yourself.  Realise.

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« Reply #32 on: June 03, 2006, 23:43:30 »

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« Reply #34 on: June 04, 2006, 17:01:46 »

i dont understand at all.
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« Reply #35 on: June 04, 2006, 17:04:06 »

i dont understand at all.

Bring down your barriers, let him in, let him touch you.   Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*
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« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2006, 17:16:06 »

This thread needs to be stickied.  Smiley
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« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2006, 17:20:43 »

i dont understand at all.

Bring down your barriers, let him in, let him touch you.   Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

the thing is, thats what he said to me.. but afterwards i was even more confused than before we began.
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« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2006, 17:26:08 »

i dont understand at all.

Bring down your barriers, let him in, let him touch you.   Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

the thing is, thats what he said to me.. but afterwards i was even more confused than before we began.

Did he use his touching stick?

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« Reply #39 on: June 05, 2006, 17:29:02 »

i dont understand at all.

Bring down your barriers, let him in, let him touch you.   Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

the thing is, thats what he said to me.. but afterwards i was even more confused than before we began.

Did he use his touching stick?

 Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

he sang for me... and i felt his words enter me.
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« Reply #40 on: June 06, 2006, 02:43:26 »

Bumping the Ryan thread  Smiley Ooooh nice Smiley
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« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2006, 05:17:16 »

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« Reply #42 on: June 06, 2006, 11:26:33 »

i dont understand at all.

Bring down your barriers, let him in, let him touch you.   Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

the thing is, thats what he said to me.. but afterwards i was even more confused than before we began.

Did he use his touching stick?

 Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

he sang for me... and i felt his words enter me.

Ooooh nice Smiley

Did his words enter you gently or were they hard, thrusting and remorseless?

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« Reply #43 on: June 06, 2006, 11:27:53 »

i dont understand at all.

Bring down your barriers, let him in, let him touch you.   Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

the thing is, thats what he said to me.. but afterwards i was even more confused than before we began.

Did he use his touching stick?

 Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

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Ooooh nice Smiley

Did his words enter you gently or were they hard, thrusting and remorseless?

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« Reply #44 on: June 06, 2006, 19:06:33 »

Ryan has written a new song! IT's called "She's So Strong" and you can hear it at his myspace page:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=40601418

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« Reply #45 on: June 06, 2006, 19:43:34 »

Ryan has written a new song! IT's called "She's So Strong" and you can hear it at his myspace page:

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Ooooh nice  Smiley

Cheers for that   Smiley
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« Reply #46 on: June 07, 2006, 03:51:38 »

BUMP!  Smiley
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