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« on: April 24, 2012, 16:51:01 »

http://www.barclays.co.uk/P1242601041899

If you're a Barclays customer, you can upload pics to personalise your own card.

This is what first sprang to mind...



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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2012, 17:04:30 »

My mate's a fan.

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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2012, 21:42:11 »

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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2012, 22:10:15 »

Totally legit. Went into Barclays to pay a cheque in. There were pamphlets on the desk about it. I've opted for a fried chicken one in the end.
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2012, 22:19:03 »

any restrictions on images?
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2012, 22:30:24 »

Totally legit. Went into Barclays to pay a cheque in. There were pamphlets on the desk about it. I've opted for a fried chicken one in the end.

Shame, your boobs are spectacular.
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2012, 16:39:39 »

Totally legit. Went into Barclays to pay a cheque in. There were pamphlets on the desk about it. I've opted for a fried chicken one in the end.

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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2012, 19:14:14 »

Totally legit. Went into Barclays to pay a cheque in. There were pamphlets on the desk about it. I've opted for a fried chicken one in the end.

are you black?

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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2012, 19:44:59 »

Totally legit. Went into Barclays to pay a cheque in. There were pamphlets on the desk about it. I've opted for a fried chicken one in the end.

are you black?

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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2012, 20:09:01 »

I would definitely pay for everything with a picture of a spider Cheesy



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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2012, 20:42:54 »

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Can you have 'FUK TEH BANKS' in comic sans?
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2012, 21:34:45 »

Here's the guidelines, just to stop anyone else looking

http://www.barclays.co.uk/Currentaccounts/PersonalisedCardimageguidelines/P1242601040502

Likin' the idea, but no nudity & no offensive crap, but good to see if they noticed the FUK TEH BANKZ one.. but it does say nothing about banks Sad they ruin everything fun!
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2012, 22:40:59 »

Here's the guidelines, just to stop anyone else looking

http://www.barclays.co.uk/Currentaccounts/PersonalisedCardimageguidelines/P1242601040502

Likin' the idea, but no nudity & no offensive crap, but good to see if they noticed the FUK TEH BANKZ one.. but it does say nothing about banks Sad they ruin everything fun!

I might get  'I AM TEH 99%' or 'I AM WES G'

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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2012, 22:51:25 »

"Not for poors"

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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2012, 06:08:51 »

I wonder if they'd let you have this:

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