omelette

[simba]

im going to sound like a fucking tard now but i dont care!
i wanna make a omelette tomorrow but dont know how

is this a half decent way to make one?

http://www.ocregister.com/article/omlette-eggs-1961131

any top tips?

[Android Lloyd Webber]

Get bowl.

crack eggs into bowl.

put ketamine in bowl.

pour into toaster.

[Hooner]

Get bowl.

crack eggs into bowl.

put ketamine in bowl.

pour into toaster.

 

[Fraternal]

http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/

[simba]

http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/

where do you think i got the link in my post from?

i was asking if it was a half decent way as i have read a few ways of doing it, plus just some person tips as whats best filling to put in it!
that ok with you?

and webber i think im going to allow the K but ta anyway ha

[PC Plod]

im going to sound like a fucking tard now but i dont care!
i wanna make a omelette tomorrow but dont know how

is this a half decent way to make one?

http://www.ocregister.com/article/omlette-eggs-1961131

any top tips?

mate, Its harder to make an omelette wrong than it is to make one right!

just put some eggs in a frying pan.

add cheese

add tomatoes

add whatever is lurking in the fridge

fold in half



jobs a goodun

[Tekton]

spanish omlettes FTW!

[PC Plod]

spanish omlettes FTW!

 

¡las tortillas de huevos españolas son deliciosas!

[Tekton]

spanish omlettes FTW!

 

¡las tortillas de huevos españolas son deliciosas!

 

(did you get my message about flyers btw?)

[PC Plod]

spanish omlettes FTW!

 

¡las tortillas de huevos españolas son deliciosas!

 

(did you get my message about flyers btw?)

yes but it aint gonna happen this side of the weekend unfortunately dude. Been off for a few days, you see.

gimme a shout monday if you still need some matey

 

sorry about the lameness in not letting you know this information sooner.

[Tekton]

spanish omlettes FTW!

 

¡las tortillas de huevos españolas son deliciosas!

 

(did you get my message about flyers btw?)

yes but it aint gonna happen this side of the weekend unfortunately dude. Been off for a few days, you see.

gimme a shout monday if you still need some matey

 

sorry about the lameness in not letting you know this information sooner.

np mate.. was just wondering 

[steve rice]

spanish omlettes FTW!

 

¡las tortillas de huevos españolas son deliciosas!

 

(did you get my message about flyers btw?)

Message reads...

dispose of unwanted flyers..

6eggs
cheese
dubstep night flyers
salt and pepper   or if you have any hip hop night flyers...Salt 'N' Pepa

[Tekton]

spanish omlettes FTW!

 

¡las tortillas de huevos españolas son deliciosas!

 

(did you get my message about flyers btw?)

Message reads...

dispose of unwanted flyers..

6eggs
cheese
dubstep night flyers
salt and pepper   or if you have any hip hop night flyers...Salt 'N' Pepa

 

[tko]

Chicken omelete is the wrongest food known to man.

[Tekton]

Chicken omelete is the wrongest food known to man.

conundrum food

[foo-fon fire]

im going to sound like a fucking tard now but i dont care!
i wanna make a omelette tomorrow but dont know how

is this a half decent way to make one?

http://www.ocregister.com/article/omlette-eggs-1961131

any top tips?

mate, Its harder to make an omelette wrong than it is to make one right!

just put some eggs in a frying pan.

add cheese

add tomatoes

add whatever is lurking in the fridge

fold in half



jobs a goodun

This is especially good if you swap for sundried tomatoes and mix pesto in the egg mix 

[Dave Badger]

The trick to a good omelette is to get plenty of air into the eggs when whisking, cook some onions, mushrooms, garlic and some spinach in a frying pan with some olive oil, pour in eggs and bring the cooked bits from the edge into the the middle until almost cooked, cover with cheese and tabasco and grill until finished.

[Hooner]

Cheese is a definite 

[Tekton]

The trick to a good omelette is to get plenty of air into the eggs when whisking, cook some onions, mushrooms, garlic and some spinach in a frying pan with some olive oil, pour in eggs and bring the cooked bits from the edge into the the middle until almost cooked, cover with cheese and tabasco and grill until finished.

pretty good with with fresh basil and goats cheese as well

[Ewan Hoozami]

I managed to cock up an omelette last time I tried... which is twice as embarrasing given I was a chef for 4 years!

[gusset]

http://www.cookuk.co.uk/eggs/spanish-omelette-recipe.htm

[Hooner]

I managed to cock up an omelette last time I tried... which is twice as embarrasing given I was a chef for 4 years!

Considering it's so easy to do it's also easy to cock up.

[Atki2]

http://www.cookuk.co.uk/eggs/spanish-omelette-recipe.htm

No garlic in this recipe though. You need garlic

Also, Spanish omette between two slices of bread - best sandwich ever 

[Mr Lingo]

Go for the Portugese version;

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=portugese+breakfast

[foo-fon fire]

How about an omlette with sweet potato and butternut squash. Does that work?

I've got some I need to use up.. Might be a bit stodge central..

[DTA]

How about an omlette with sweet potato and butternut squash. Does that work?

I've got some I need to use up.. Might be a bit stodge central..

sounds alright. only one way to find out 

[Tekton]

How about an omlette with sweet potato and butternut squash. Does that work?

I've got some I need to use up.. Might be a bit stodge central..

probably have to par-boil the sweet potato first..

[thedave]

chorizo, spinach, spring onions, chillies  

[tko]

chorizo, spinach, spring onions, chillies  

This is good - chorizo in omellette is definitely the one.

[foo-fon fire]

How about an omlette with sweet potato and butternut squash. Does that work?

I've got some I need to use up.. Might be a bit stodge central..

probably have to par-boil the sweet potato first..

I was thinking of roasting them first..

[hypnotits]

How about an omlette with sweet potato and butternut squash. Does that work?

I've got some I need to use up.. Might be a bit stodge central..

probably have to par-boil the sweet potato first..

I was thinking of roasting them first..

i've done this one before foof! Except a little bit different, Use the yourkshire pudding trays and u get mini spanish omlettes, two per person is good for a meal with salads!

I roasted sweet potatoes and peppers and tomato in lil cubes in the oven for 30mins in the pudding trays, then poured over beated egg mixture and top with cheese and turn the oven into a grill for the last bit. its yummy!

[Tekton]

How about an omlette with sweet potato and butternut squash. Does that work?

I've got some I need to use up.. Might be a bit stodge central..

probably have to par-boil the sweet potato first..

I was thinking of roasting them first..

i've done this one before foof! Except a little bit different, Use the yourkshire pudding trays and u get mini spanish omlettes, two per person is good for a meal with salads!

I roasted sweet potatoes and peppers and tomato in lil cubes in the oven for 30mins in the pudding trays, then poured over beated egg mixture and top with cheese and turn the oven into a grill for the last bit. its yummy!

  sounds lovely!

[bloke]

surely you could put them in raw, partially cook them, then roast the whole omlette (or possibly grill it)

[Ewan Hoozami]

surely you could put them in raw, partially cook them, then roast the whole omlette (or possibly grill it)

Um, no. That would be very dry 

[bloke]

coat the fucker with oil mate

[Ewan Hoozami]

coat the fucker with oil mate

lol, seriously that would be gross. But by all means try it

[Iainsignal]

Chicken omelete is the wrongest food known to man.

No that will be a £1 chicken tikka lasange from Iceland

[Ewan Hoozami]

Chicken omelete is the wrongest food known to man.

No that will be a £1 chicken tikka lasange from Iceland

  seriously? Oh my days...

[Vespertine]

Get bowl.

crack eggs into bowl.

put ketamine in bowl.

pour into toaster.

Ahh, don't forget to piss on it when it's on fire!

[me!]

surely you could put them in raw, partially cook them, then roast the whole omlette (or possibly grill it)

Um, no. That would be very dry 

I make really thick omlettes so finish them off unde the grill, they go all puffy and generally ace.

Chicken omelete is the wrongest food known to man.

No that will be a £1 chicken tikka lasange from Iceland

  seriously? Oh my days...

that's more wrong than the lamb bhuna pizza that local plus used to sell.

[pepe le pugh]

Chicken omelete is the wrongest food known to man.

No that will be a £1 chicken tikka lasange from Iceland

 

[Iainsignal]

Chicken omelete is the wrongest food known to man.

No that will be a £1 chicken tikka lasange from Iceland

  seriously? Oh my days...

Yes Katona advertised it, come on mums come to Iceland to poison your children

[Ewan Hoozami]

Chicken omelete is the wrongest food known to man.

No that will be a £1 chicken tikka lasange from Iceland

  seriously? Oh my days...

Yes Katona advertised it, come on mums come to Iceland to poison your children

As reccomended by 'Mum of the Year' Kerry Katona

[Iainsignal]

Chicken omelete is the wrongest food known to man.

No that will be a £1 chicken tikka lasange from Iceland

  seriously? Oh my days...

Yes Katona advertised it, come on mums come to Iceland to poison your children

As reccomended by 'Mum of the Year' Kerry Katona

Mums gone to Iceland children because she spent all the food budget on Coke

[pepe le pugh]

Chicken omelete is the wrongest food known to man.

No that will be a £1 chicken tikka lasange from Iceland

  seriously? Oh my days...

Yes Katona advertised it, come on mums come to Iceland to poison your children

As reccomended by 'Mum of the Year' Kerry Katona

I remember once on Mock the Week they were doing the stand-up round and the category was 'TV advert that never made it to air' or something similar. Anyway, Frankie Boyle came up with "Fat and poor. Thats why mums go to Iceland" 

[me!]

Mock the Week would be a crock of shit if it wasn't for Frankie

[pepe le pugh]

Mock the Week would be a crock of shit if it wasn't for Frankie

 

[Iainsignal]

Mock the Week would be a crock of shit if it wasn't for Frankie

 

Gutted it wasn't on last night, although buzzcocks was jokes last night Kelly Rowland got a massive coating

[Ewan Hoozami]

Mock the Week would be a crock of shit if it wasn't for Frankie

  Am I the only person alive who thinks that blonde bloke from Bristol is about as funny as a stubbed toe?

[Iainsignal]

Mock the Week would be a crock of shit if it wasn't for Frankie

  Am I the only person alive who thinks that blonde bloke from Bristol is about as funny as a stubbed toe?

He isn't as weak as the bald guy with the designer beard strip. He is thoroughly shit