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« on: January 15, 2010, 13:11:40 »

http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/news/Bristol-woman-hopes-limericks-make-dog-owners-clean-mess/article-1708234-detail/article.html

"FAO dogs.

Please ask your owners to pick up your poos,

It's most unwelcome on my shoes.

It's rather unclean,

And too often seen,

So here are some poo bags to use."

The posters will be placed at either end of Picton Street but if they prove a success other locations could be used.

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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2010, 14:40:31 »

Fair play Two Thumbs
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 14:43:05 »

Good luck with that one.

Picton St is the most insanitary street in Bristol - a lot of the shit will be human anyway.

edit - classic comment on Evening Post website, anyone off here?
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 14:51:57 »

good on her,

The problem with dog owners in Montpellier / St Werburghs is they think 'country rules' apply and thats 'no one cleans up fox shit, so why do i have to clean up my dog???!??!?!!?'  Angry

obiously the frusli eating organic hemp weraing pasturised cheese monkeys of Montpellier / werbs feel these rules apply to them as they have such a large forrest of bullshit self worth up their arses.
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 15:01:40 »

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There is only one way to stop these vile animals from allowing their dogs to deficate on the pavements. Give the Police, traffic wardens and dog wardens the power to sieze any dog seen deficating and to take the dog to the nearest vet for termination.

The owner should be charge for the the termination.
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 15:23:56 »

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There is only one way to stop these vile animals from allowing their dogs to deficate on the pavements. Give the Police, traffic wardens and dog wardens the power to sieze any dog seen deficating and to take the dog to the nearest vet for termination.

The owner should be charge for the the termination.
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serious anger issues... Angry

He seems like the sort of level headed man of action the council are sadly lacking
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 15:45:53 »

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There is only one way to stop these vile animals from allowing their dogs to deficate on the pavements. Give the Police, traffic wardens and dog wardens the power to sieze any dog seen deficating and to take the dog to the nearest vet for termination.

The owner should be charge for the the termination.
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He seems like the sort of level headed man of action the council are sadly lacking

oh they've removed it now...dog friendly evening post
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 16:26:39 »

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There is only one way to stop these vile animals from allowing their dogs to deficate on the pavements. Give the Police, traffic wardens and dog wardens the power to sieze any dog seen deficating and to take the dog to the nearest vet for termination.

The owner should be charge for the the termination.
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serious anger issues... Angry

maybe serious anger but i like his use of words. "to the nearest vet for termination"

To be honest I fucking hate dogs and standing in their shit is literally shit (this is not an invitation to retarded dog lovers to start a dogs vs cats war.) I remember as a young school boy being sat in registration then realising i had trodden in a sizable quantity of dog shit, which was now neatly spread across the floor around me, funnily enough i soon began to emit a smell that even dirtiest peasant would turn up their nose. The smell hung about all day and the next. The abuse i got....
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 16:28:58 »

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fair play, picton street is so bad with poo! swear some of it aint from dogs! gl with the scheme  Slayer
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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 17:18:30 »

People should not let their dogs poo on the paths.
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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 17:25:48 »

Good idea! I live on Picton Street.

Saw something funny one day - someone had made a little flag out of a cocktail stick and stuck it in a prime example of a turd.

It simple read "Picton Poo".

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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2010, 17:26:53 »

I live on Picton Street.

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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2010, 17:27:24 »

People should not let their dogs poo on the paths.

Give all that "charity" money back now, or I will ban all of you.
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2010, 17:31:25 »

People should not let their dogs poo on the paths.

Give all that "charity" money back now, or I will ban all of you.

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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2010, 17:33:40 »

brilll idea... i also live on picton street!
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« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2010, 17:50:29 »



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« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2010, 19:40:58 »

Good idea! I live on Picton Street.

Saw something funny one day - someone had made a little flag out of a cocktail stick and stuck it in a prime example of a turd.

It simple read "Picton Poo".



My Stepbro told me he saw one with a flag in it saying "Picton Treat"  Laughing
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« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2010, 19:50:29 »

Yep there sure is a lot of shit on that street
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« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2010, 21:25:29 »

Localised poo surplus aside, people who don't like dogs freak me the fuck out. @Resinate: you should watch Horizon from a few weeks ago. It was about dogs, and how they've actually been with us so long that they've evolved the ability to communicate with us and understand our moods. Dogs are the best thing there is. I think everyone should have one, and they should be allowed at work and in shops and basically wherever people are allowed. Not so long ago they were. I pine for this time. Well, I pine for the dog-related side of it. The whole dying of smallpox and living in a workhouse side of it not so much.
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Localised poo surplus aside, people who don't like dogs freak me the fuck out. @Resinate: you should watch Horizon from a few weeks ago. It was about dogs, and how they've actually been with us so long that they've evolved the ability to communicate with us and understand our moods. Dogs are the best thing there is. I think everyone should have one, and they should be allowed at work and in shops and basically wherever people are allowed. Not so long ago they were. I pine for this time. Well, I pine for the dog-related side of it. The whole dying of smallpox and living in a workhouse side of it not so much.

watched this other day, really enciting  Two Thumbs
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« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2010, 11:49:20 »

Good idea! I live on Picton Street.

Saw something funny one day - someone had made a little flag out of a cocktail stick and stuck it in a prime example of a turd.

It simple read "Picton Poo".



My Stepbro told me he saw one with a flag in it saying "Picton Treat"  Laughing

There was also "Picton Present"
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« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2010, 12:10:29 »



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What a pair of losers.  Haven't they got anything better to do with their time other than obsess about dogshit?
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« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2010, 12:11:32 »



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What a pair of losers.  Haven't they got anything better to do with their time other than obsess about dogshit?

Yeah, they should really sign up to internet forums and troll people instead. Losers.
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« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2010, 12:16:23 »

Yeah, they should really sign up to internet forums and troll people instead. Losers.

Yeah, only sad loners post on boards like this, especially on a Saturday afternoon, wouldn't you agree?
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Yeah, they should really sign up to internet forums and troll people instead. Losers.

Yeah, only sad loners post on boards like this, especially on a Saturday afternoon, wouldn't you agree?

Please refer to this thread: http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/brilliant-depiction-of-internet-argument-techniques/
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Yeah, they should really sign up to internet forums and troll people instead. Losers.

Yeah, only sad loners post on boards like this, especially on a Saturday afternoon, wouldn't you agree?

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« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2010, 16:49:01 »

, and they should be allowed at work and in shops

I just misread that as "they should be allowed to work in shops"   Laughing
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« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2010, 14:06:09 »

Good idea! I live on Picton Street.

Saw something funny one day - someone had made a little flag out of a cocktail stick and stuck it in a prime example of a turd.

It simple read "Picton Poo".



My Stepbro told me he saw one with a flag in it saying "Picton Treat"  Laughing


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« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2010, 14:09:19 »


Word! Big up my Picton Lane/Picton street massive! I love loving there!
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« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2010, 14:27:15 »


Word! Big up my Picton Lane/Picton street massive! I love loving there!

ITS THE SHIT!
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« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2010, 16:44:10 »


That blog is actually really, really depressing. have these people got nothing better to do  Undecided

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« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2010, 17:15:29 »

Those two poop crusaders may just be the best looking poop crusaders in all of Montpelier?
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« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2010, 17:18:23 »

Those two poop crusaders may just be the best looking poop crusaders in all of Montpelier?

they make the top 10 for sure
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Given the rate of population growth the amount of people is to all intents and purposes infinite; the supply of humans is when projected into the future not finite. However the amount of interesting things to do most certainly is finite. The way I see it the more people sit at home writing letters to the local rag the more of the good bits of life are left for folks like you and I. Win win.
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« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2010, 19:01:12 »

Good idea! I live on Picton Street.

Saw something funny one day - someone had made a little flag out of a cocktail stick and stuck it in a prime example of a turd.

It simple read "Picton Poo".



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That blog is actually really, really depressing. have these people got nothing better to do  Undecided
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hey at least she is pro-active and doesn't bumble on forums...she is providing poo bags and encouraging a cleaner street for all.
care to give me an example of what you have done, or attempted to do for your community?
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hey at least she is pro-active and doesn't bumble on forums...she is providing poo bags and encouraging a cleaner street for all.
care to give me an example of what you have done, or attempted to do for your community?

What are they doing about the human shit?
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hey at least she is pro-active and doesn't bumble on forums...she is providing poo bags and encouraging a cleaner street for all.
care to give me an example of what you have done, or attempted to do for your community?

What are they doing about the human shit?

dealing with pooches first, maybe humans next...
poo bags can crossover, so if you feel the need, please, pick up after yourself...
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« Reply #47 on: January 19, 2010, 19:21:20 »

Anyone who thinks any part of Bristol is bad for this should jump on a plane to Hamburg..which is dog shit central...moreover (top word) the German legislation forbids dogs to turn out anything less than 2.5 Kgs per log making them look like U boats...one good thing is they are so big you can't miss 'em..in fact i got in some hot hurdling while there...
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« Reply #48 on: January 19, 2010, 22:52:46 »

Amsterdam is pretty bad for dog shit as well.
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« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2010, 00:43:03 »

i heard the dutch ones referred to as terracotta turds once due to the colour
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