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« Reply #50 on: September 24, 2009, 15:23:30 »

I'm in business (again)

What business?

The aids business.

How's business?

Dying, seems nobody is immune to the current economic climate.
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« Reply #51 on: September 24, 2009, 15:23:38 »

I'm in business.

What business?

The microphone business.

How's business?

Wi-wi-wicked.

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Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood.

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« Reply #52 on: September 24, 2009, 15:26:10 »

I'm in business.

What business?

The Bisto, Knorr and Oxo business.

How's business?

It's all gravy.
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Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood.

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« Reply #53 on: September 24, 2009, 15:29:33 »

I'm in business (still)

what business?

maritime construction in the south west.

how's business?

ship shape and Bristol fashion
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« Reply #54 on: September 24, 2009, 15:30:51 »

I'm in business

what business?

the business of contributing to banal threads in internet chat rooms.

how's business?

business as usual.
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« Reply #55 on: September 24, 2009, 15:31:02 »

how many of the people posting in this thread are wold?
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« Reply #56 on: September 24, 2009, 15:34:33 »

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« Reply #57 on: September 24, 2009, 15:42:20 »


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« Reply #58 on: September 24, 2009, 15:47:16 »

I'm in business

what business?

iron girder construction

how's business?

riveting
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« Reply #59 on: September 24, 2009, 15:50:22 »

I'm not Wold
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« Reply #60 on: September 24, 2009, 15:52:58 »

I'm not Wold

yeah you've already told us that woldy--->

I'M NUT WOLD
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« Reply #61 on: September 24, 2009, 15:56:14 »

I'm Wold

A confession, at last we can breathe easy
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« Reply #62 on: September 24, 2009, 15:56:53 »

I'm in business.

My word, what business?

the dogging business

How's business?

Slow, nobody wants to splash out on cars anymore...

 Grin Grin Grin

I'm in business.

what business?

The concrete business

How's business?

It's a hard one to crack
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I enjoy tasteless humour as much as the next dead raped baby but that just seemed a bit crass.
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« Reply #63 on: September 24, 2009, 16:07:33 »

I'm in business.

what business?

the rope business

How's business?

im at the end of my tether
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« Reply #64 on: September 24, 2009, 19:24:48 »

I'm in business.

what business?

the bluecheese business

How's business?

its been goin off recently   Cheesy
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I enjoy tasteless humour as much as the next dead raped baby but that just seemed a bit crass.
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« Reply #65 on: September 24, 2009, 19:38:27 »




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« Reply #66 on: September 24, 2009, 23:46:54 »

I'm in business!

What business?

Statistical analysis and data security

How's business?

Oh ok, you know. Pretty boring, I just sit at a desk all day, but it pays the bills. What about you anyway, how's the kids?

Yeah they're good. Alice is 3 now, she's always trying to escape up the road! One time we found her at the other side harassing the neighbour's cat.

Haha. Kids do the funniest things.

They sure do. Anyway I must be off, not gonna conquer the world standing round here all day chatting.

Rightio, good to see you mate. You must come for dinner soon.

Tally ho!
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« Reply #67 on: September 25, 2009, 02:00:17 »

Doctor Doctor I feel like a CURTAIN!!

'Oh fucking hell mate pull yourself together.'
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« Reply #68 on: September 25, 2009, 05:29:33 »

I'm in business.

How so, which business?

The Chinese petfood business.

How's business?

Dog eat dog.....
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« Reply #69 on: September 25, 2009, 05:40:59 »


I'm in business.

How so, which business?

The aviation control business.

How's business?

Looking up!
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Whatever, its just a bit of dancing.
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« Reply #70 on: November 18, 2011, 10:34:49 »

I heard some more of these on a radio show recently....


I'm in business

What business?

I import velvet and sandpaper.

How's business?

Well, you've got to take the rough with the smooth.

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


I'm in business

What business?

The ballroom dancing business.

How's business?

It's one step forward, two steps backwards.

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


I'm in business

What business?

Selling strips of fabric.

How's business?

The market's in tatters.

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


I'm in business

What business?

Reorganising sections of hospitals.

How's business?

Rewarding.

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #71 on: November 18, 2011, 10:38:36 »

Plus one stolen from facebook...


‎I'm in business.

What business?

I've started encouraging people to knock on their front doors and then go round the back to answer them.

How's business?

I don't think they know what they're letting themselves in for....

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #72 on: February 11, 2018, 21:34:49 »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

I'm in business

What business?

I sell power steering

How's business?

I've cornered the market.

 Grin Grin Grin
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Please listen to and enjoy my new track 'Shit War'. It's a commentary
on the shitness of war.

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« Reply #73 on: February 11, 2018, 21:57:54 »

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