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« Reply #50 on: June 01, 2011, 11:50:38 »

Noodle, do you lick the pussy?
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« Reply #51 on: June 01, 2011, 11:52:07 »

even if this page gets to 32 there will still not be as much shit contained within as the riot thread
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« Reply #52 on: June 01, 2011, 12:06:06 »

Noodle, do you lick the pussy?

I bet he doesn't unless he puts a johnny on his tongue.
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« Reply #53 on: June 01, 2011, 13:17:09 »

Noodle, do you lick the pussy?

Of course. Its an activity which really bears no comparison to shitting in a portaloo though. I fear we've strayed a little too far from making sense here.
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« Reply #54 on: June 01, 2011, 13:27:47 »

What about rimming, Noodle?
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« Reply #55 on: June 01, 2011, 13:36:38 »

If someone wants to shove their tongue up my arse they can be my guest but fuck them if they expect to be repaid in kind.
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« Reply #56 on: June 01, 2011, 17:59:57 »

Noodle, do you lick the pussy?

I bet he doesn't unless he puts a johnny on his tongue.
Please tell me you guys are at least a little selective with your tongue lashings??
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« Reply #57 on: June 01, 2011, 18:03:00 »

Noodle, do you lick the pussy?

I bet he doesn't unless he puts a johnny on his tongue.
Please tell me you guys are at least a little selective with your tongue lashings??

As long as it's not like the amazon down there then I'm game!
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« Reply #58 on: June 01, 2011, 18:10:29 »

Noodle, do you lick the pussy?

I bet he doesn't unless he puts a johnny on his tongue.
Please tell me you guys are at least a little selective with your tongue lashings??

Undecided nah mate, whoever whenever wherever
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« Reply #59 on: June 01, 2011, 18:10:49 »

Noodle, do you lick the pussy?

I bet he doesn't unless he puts a johnny on his tongue.
Please tell me you guys are at least a little selective with your tongue lashings??

As long as it's not like the amazon down there then I'm game!
Really? Well fair play for admitting such I suppose.

You got to be pretty special to get any of that out of me. Although I'm not a massive fan of receiving head so fair is fair...,
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« Reply #60 on: June 01, 2011, 18:18:10 »

^^^^^ Undecided ^^^^^
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« Reply #61 on: June 01, 2011, 18:19:15 »

^^^^^ Undecided ^^^^^
What?
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« Reply #62 on: June 01, 2011, 18:31:47 »

Noodle, do you lick the pussy?

I bet he doesn't unless he puts a johnny on his tongue.
Please tell me you guys are at least a little selective with your tongue lashings??

As long as it's not like the amazon down there then I'm game!
Really? Well fair play for admitting such I suppose.

You got to be pretty special to get any of that out of me. Although I'm not a massive fan of receiving head so fair is fair...,

How can you not like a good blowie?  Undecided
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« Reply #63 on: June 01, 2011, 18:33:14 »

Noodle, do you lick the pussy?

I bet he doesn't unless he puts a johnny on his tongue.
Please tell me you guys are at least a little selective with your tongue lashings??

As long as it's not like the amazon down there then I'm game!
Really? Well fair play for admitting such I suppose.

You got to be pretty special to get any of that out of me. Although I'm not a massive fan of receiving head so fair is fair...,

How can you not like a good blowie?  Undecided
I just prefer to go balls deep.
Loads of girls are shit at them as well.
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« Reply #64 on: June 01, 2011, 18:38:17 »

obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
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« Reply #65 on: June 01, 2011, 18:42:11 »

obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?

Fisting?
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« Reply #66 on: June 01, 2011, 18:45:45 »

obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.
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« Reply #67 on: June 01, 2011, 18:46:27 »

obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.

bet teh ladies love you
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« Reply #68 on: June 01, 2011, 18:47:24 »

obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.

bet teh ladies love you

Innit. If my misses doesn't come BEFORE I put my cock in then I feel like I've done a shit job.
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« Reply #69 on: June 01, 2011, 18:48:24 »

obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.

bet teh ladies love you
I'll have you know I'm an exceptional lover.
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« Reply #70 on: June 01, 2011, 18:55:03 »

vids of stfu  Two Thumbs
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« Reply #71 on: June 01, 2011, 18:56:41 »

obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.

bet teh ladies love you
I'll have you know I'm an exceptional lover.

No foreplay at all?
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« Reply #72 on: June 01, 2011, 19:02:18 »

obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.

bet teh ladies love you
I'll have you know I'm an exceptional lover.

No foreplay at all?

yeah hes a real man, he just thumbs his limp dick into her dry fanny and hopes that friction will do summit
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« Reply #73 on: June 01, 2011, 19:07:23 »

obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.

bet teh ladies love you
I'll have you know I'm an exceptional lover.
No foreplay at all?
Yeah some. But not with all the girls.
You can't tell me if you pull some girl in a club/work night out etc that you dive down there no questions asked?
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« Reply #74 on: June 01, 2011, 19:09:32 »

obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.

bet teh ladies love you
I'll have you know I'm an exceptional lover.
No foreplay at all?
Yeah some. But not with all the girls.
You can't tell me if you pull some girl in a club/work night out etc that you dive down there no questions asked?


do you count giving them teh sparko as foreplay?
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« Reply #75 on: June 01, 2011, 19:11:39 »

obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.

bet teh ladies love you
I'll have you know I'm an exceptional lover.
No foreplay at all?
Yeah some. But not with all the girls.
You can't tell me if you pull some girl in a club/work night out etc that you dive down there no questions asked?


If she's fit then of course I would. I love it. Fuck being a selfish lover!
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« Reply #76 on: June 01, 2011, 19:12:06 »

obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.

bet teh ladies love you
I'll have you know I'm an exceptional lover.
No foreplay at all?
Yeah some. But not with all the girls.
You can't tell me if you pull some girl in a club/work night out etc that you dive down there no questions asked?


do you count giving them teh sparko as foreplay?
Whats the sparko?
I don't see what the problem is. I'm just surprised that some of you are so willing to go face first and neck deep into every girl that lets you see her vajine.
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« Reply #77 on: June 01, 2011, 19:16:36 »

obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.

bet teh ladies love you
I'll have you know I'm an exceptional lover.
No foreplay at all?
Yeah some. But not with all the girls.
You can't tell me if you pull some girl in a club/work night out etc that you dive down there no questions asked?


If she's fit then of course I would. I love it. Fuck being a selfish lover!
Aaahhhh! You see what's happened there? You have fallen victim to the female of the new millennium, the Sex and the City new-age woman.

Not only do they need new shoes and a handbag and demand an orgasm every time. But they now have even themselves convinced that said orgasm cannot be achieved without oral stimulation.

Don't get me wrong, if it's the right girl them all systems go. But blessed with a battle-axe like I am, then a good old fashioned smashing works wonders.
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« Reply #78 on: June 01, 2011, 19:23:42 »

smack her up innit
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« Reply #79 on: June 02, 2011, 04:45:41 »

Yeah some. But not with all the girls.
You can't tell me if you pull some girl in a club/work night out etc that you dive down there no questions asked?


You do a sniff test first.

What does everyone prefer?

Hairy?

No Hair?

Slightly trimmed?

Some sort of Design?


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« Reply #80 on: June 02, 2011, 07:44:28 »

Yeah some. But not with all the girls.
You can't tell me if you pull some girl in a club/work night out etc that you dive down there no questions asked?


You do a sniff test first.

What does everyone prefer?

Hairy?

No Hair?

Slightly trimmed?

Some sort of Design?

I demand at least some pubic grooming from women. I mean, fuck me it's 2011.

I've just come back from tokyo and as we know, Jap girls are a bit behind the times when it comes to things like that (for cultural reasons), but I was pleasantly surprised to find out that they are learning.

I'm a no hair man personally, although loads of girls say it makes them look like a child so they won't do it. Cry
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« Reply #81 on: June 02, 2011, 10:39:24 »

Yeah some. But not with all the girls.
You can't tell me if you pull some girl in a club/work night out etc that you dive down there no questions asked?


You do a sniff test first.

What does everyone prefer?

Hairy?

No Hair?

Slightly trimmed?

Some sort of Design?

I demand at least some pubic grooming from women. I mean, fuck me it's 2011.

I've just come back from tokyo and as we know, Jap girls are a bit behind the times when it comes to things like that (for cultural reasons), but I was pleasantly surprised to find out that they are learning.

I'm a no hair man personally, although loads of girls say it makes them look like a child so they won't do it. Cry

Me too. And not because I think it looks childish. I just think it's much sexier when a girl is smooth and hair free, Apart from the head obviously.  Grin
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« Reply #82 on: June 02, 2011, 10:43:52 »

I just think it's much sexier when a girl is smooth and hair free, Apart from the head obviously.  Grin

Fucking sick paedo fuck.
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« Reply #83 on: June 02, 2011, 11:23:35 »

I just think it's much sexier when a girl is smooth and hair free, Apart from the head obviously.  Grin

Fucking sick paedo fuck.

To be a paedo, Noodle, you have to sleep with actual kids. My 32 year old misses having a shaven pussy doesn't really make me a paedo does it?
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« Reply #84 on: June 02, 2011, 11:28:42 »

I just think it's much sexier when a girl is smooth and hair free, Apart from the head obviously.  Grin

Fucking sick paedo fuck.

stuff

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« Reply #85 on: July 11, 2018, 14:12:16 »

This one is worth going through.  Smiley
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« Reply #86 on: August 07, 2018, 19:59:45 »

This one is worth going through.  Smiley

It somewhat veers off the original topic.
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