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« on: March 18, 2005, 12:15:47 »

What would you put in?

Mine would be;

People who eat in supermarkets - Can't you wait five minutes!
Ellen MacArthur - What does she expect?
'New' Golf Drivers - Sheep.
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2005, 12:16:40 »

People who eat in supermarkets - Can't you wait five minutes!

Not if I'm buying samosas, no.
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2005, 12:20:03 »

What would you put in?

 all r&b singers...
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2005, 12:22:23 »

the hard disk at train stations with all the 'I'm very sorry..' sound bytes on it..
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2005, 12:22:51 »

What would you put in?

 all r&b singers...

Do you mean R&Brie?
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2005, 12:23:25 »

What would you put in?

 all r&b singers...

Do you mean R&Brie?

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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2005, 12:55:44 »

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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2005, 12:57:45 »

i hate it when i get a sausage sandwich in the canteen and they cut it in half along the lines of the sausages so there are 2 in each half. this causes instability in the sarnie and possibility of shiftage.

they're supposed to cut across the sausage so their are 4 little bits in each side.

Christ  Doh!
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2005, 13:00:14 »

i hate it when i get a sausage sandwich in the canteen and they cut it in half along the lines of the sausages so there are 2 in each half. this causes instability in the sarnie and possibility of shiftage.

they're supposed to cut across the sausage so their are 4 little bits in each side.

Christ  Doh!

tooo tooo true

:sausage sandwich crew:

or worse when they cut diagonally, and little bits fall out the corners..  Tut Tut
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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2005, 13:03:07 »

i hate it when i get a sausage sandwich in the canteen and they cut it in half along the lines of the sausages so there are 2 in each half. this causes instability in the sarnie and possibility of shiftage.

they're supposed to cut across the sausage so their are 4 little bits in each side.

Christ  Doh!

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However ifind bacon requires the opposite treatment, i.e. 1 whole piece per side as opposed to 2 pices (said sandwich MUST be cut diagonally to allow for the unsymetrical nature of bacon).
Cutting a sausage and bacon sandwich requires hardcore mathmatical prowess and is likely to end in disaster when attepted by anyone without a phd in butchery.
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2005, 13:05:13 »

I would put queues and all general waiting for stuff.
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2005, 13:08:37 »

i hate it when i get a sausage sandwich in the canteen and they cut it in half along the lines of the sausages so there are 2 in each half. this causes instability in the sarnie and possibility of shiftage.

they're supposed to cut across the sausage so their are 4 little bits in each side.

Christ  Doh!

 Laughing Script

However ifind bacon requires the opposite treatment, i.e. 1 whole piece per side as opposed to 2 pices (said sandwich MUST be cut diagonally to allow for the unsymetrical nature of bacon).
Cutting a sausage and bacon sandwich requires hardcore mathmatical prowess and is likely to end in disaster when attepted by anyone without a phd in butchery.

Cutting sandwiches in half? Particularly meaty ones? Are you all on glue? The heftier and weightier the better, and spillage just means afters is sorted too.  

Speaking of sandwiches, anyone eaten at Maximillion's deli on Broad St? Fuck me...
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2005, 13:09:19 »

I would put queues and all general waiting for stuff.

oo oo!

BT!

May they burn in hell!
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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2005, 13:10:35 »

ahh the r&b chesnut

i hope you dont mean real r&b.. i know you dont mean it!! u hate all pop music krys, not r&b
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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2005, 13:11:16 »

i hate it when i get a sausage sandwich in the canteen and they cut it in half along the lines of the sausages so there are 2 in each half. this causes instability in the sarnie and possibility of shiftage.

they're supposed to cut across the sausage so their are 4 little bits in each side.

Christ  Doh!

 Laughing Script

However ifind bacon requires the opposite treatment, i.e. 1 whole piece per side as opposed to 2 pices (said sandwich MUST be cut diagonally to allow for the unsymetrical nature of bacon).
Cutting a sausage and bacon sandwich requires hardcore mathmatical prowess and is likely to end in disaster when attepted by anyone without a phd in butchery.

Cutting sandwiches in half? Particularly meaty ones? Are you all on glue? The heftier and weightier the better, and spillage just means afters is sorted too.  

Speaking of sandwiches, anyone eaten at Maximillion's deli on Broad St? Fuck me...

little joe in eat the ebat made me do sandwich runs to there for him.. i was always tempted but saved my money and bought more beer when i got my exam results that week  Slayer
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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2005, 13:12:51 »

What would you put in?

 all r&b singers...

That would mean no 'No Diggity'  Tut Tut
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« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2005, 13:14:10 »

 

Speaking of sandwiches, anyone eaten at Maximillion's deli on Broad St? Fuck me...

I go at least once a week.

Biggest sandwiches ever - fucking taste-tastic as well.  I just keep on asking for more fillings until it looks like it's going to be about twice the diameter of my mouth.

St. Nicks market is good for work lunches as well - the little jamaican place is the shit.
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« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2005, 13:15:01 »

St. Nicks market is good for work lunches as well - the little jamaican place is the shit.


Yes! Chicken, rice & peas from there is  Love
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« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2005, 13:15:21 »

i hate it when i get a sausage sandwich in the canteen and they cut it in half along the lines of the sausages so there are 2 in each half. this causes instability in the sarnie and possibility of shiftage.

they're supposed to cut across the sausage so their are 4 little bits in each side.

Christ  Doh!

 Laughing Script

However ifind bacon requires the opposite treatment, i.e. 1 whole piece per side as opposed to 2 pices (said sandwich MUST be cut diagonally to allow for the unsymetrical nature of bacon).
Cutting a sausage and bacon sandwich requires hardcore mathmatical prowess and is likely to end in disaster when attepted by anyone without a phd in butchery.

Cutting sandwiches in half? Particularly meaty ones? Are you all on glue? The heftier and weightier the better, and spillage just means afters is sorted too.  

Speaking of sandwiches, anyone eaten at Maximillion's deli on Broad St? Fuck me...

I used to love Maximillions but I've moved offices so it's too far. No idea how they make any money with the amount of chicken they put in their sarnies. The girls from work used to buy one between two and still struggle to eat it all. They also used to use knives and forks cos they found them too big to eat by hand.

I'd just like to add that salad has no place in sandwiches. Meat is all thats needed with maybe a bit of spread and mayo.
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« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2005, 13:16:03 »

little joe in eat the ebat made me do sandwich runs to there for him..

"Bring me a sandwich, Bitch"

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« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2005, 13:17:27 »

What would you put in?

 all r&b singers...

That would mean no 'No Diggity'  Tut Tut

 nah, that's hip hop imo (just with a bit of an r&b vibe)...
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« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2005, 13:25:22 »

ha ha.. it WAS produced by dre but its definatly rnb. of the good kind..
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« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2005, 13:31:30 »

but its definatly rnb.

 no diggity's the One exception to the r&b=Pure gash rule then!
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« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2005, 13:44:26 »

ha ha.. jodeci are wicked.. r kelly has his moments.. aaliyah has some banging production.. i'll giveu the fact the only time i like modern rnb is becausse of production, some of mary j's stuff is excellently done too.. plus she has some wicked tracks with rappers, like 'whats the 411' with grand puba and real love, biggies first appearance on wax..
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« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2005, 13:47:28 »

i seriously cant stand r&b. all that 'babeeeeee im gonna sex
you up' nonsense makes me wanna lash out! and most of
them sound totally effemiate, despite their bullshit bravado.
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« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2005, 13:54:55 »

i seriously cant stand r&b. all that 'babeeeeee im gonna sex
you up' nonsense makes me wanna lash out! and most of
them sound totally effemiate, despite their bullshit bravado.

I hear ya Krys. 99% of RnB (i've heard) is utter tripe. Personal opinion of course....
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« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2005, 13:56:03 »

i hate it when i get a sausage sandwich in the canteen and they cut it in half along the lines of the sausages so there are 2 in each half. this causes instability in the sarnie and possibility of shiftage.

they're supposed to cut across the sausage so their are 4 little bits in each side.

Christ  Doh!

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However ifind bacon requires the opposite treatment, i.e. 1 whole piece per side as opposed to 2 pices (said sandwich MUST be cut diagonally to allow for the unsymetrical nature of bacon).
Cutting a sausage and bacon sandwich requires hardcore mathmatical prowess and is likely to end in disaster when attepted by anyone without a phd in butchery.

Cutting sandwiches in half? Particularly meaty ones? Are you all on glue? The heftier and weightier the better, and spillage just means afters is sorted too.  

Speaking of sandwiches, anyone eaten at Maximillion's deli on Broad St? Fuck me...

I used to love Maximillions but I've moved offices so it's too far. No idea how they make any money with the amount of chicken they put in their sarnies. The girls from work used to buy one between two and still struggle to eat it all. They also used to use knives and forks cos they found them too big to eat by hand.

I'd just like to add that salad has no place in sandwiches. Meat is all thats needed with maybe a bit of spread and mayo.

I just had a big fat ciao burger... Mayo Mustard. another G Road gem that place. Drove all the way from Badly Stoked just to get it too  Slayer

As for the 101 thing...

People who dawdle infront of you when walking in busy streets where you can't pass, happily stealing minutes from your day.

and....

Badly poured pints. I want a big glass please, with beer right to the phukin line... then, maybe then, if I like you, you can froth it up to your hearts content.

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People who dawdle infront of you when walking in busy streets where you can't pass, happily stealing minutes from your day.


Good god, yes, who are these people? I've come close to deliberately treading on their ankles a few times
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« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2005, 14:31:33 »

My current bout of alcohol poisoning.
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« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2005, 14:33:59 »

Men.
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« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2005, 14:35:58 »

Men.


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« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2005, 14:36:23 »

Men.

 Shocked  but... but... what did we do?!
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« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2005, 14:37:08 »

Men.

 Shocked but... but... what did we do?!

OOOoooo... don't even get me started!
(You have every right to defend yourselves and put women, tho... we're equally as irritating!)
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« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2005, 14:38:22 »

and put women, tho... we're equally as irritating!)


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« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2005, 14:38:36 »

women might be irritating, but they also look really nice (most of em
anyway)... and summer's coming, where would we be without you?!
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People who dawdle infront of you when walking in busy streets where you can't pass, happily stealing minutes from your day.


Good god, yes, who are these people? I've come close to deliberately treading on their ankles a few times
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It's not the dawdling I mind, it's fair enough.  What pisses me off are the idiots who do it and wander right in the middle of the way, have some fucking awareness of your surroundings!
It's the same with groups of nobbers who insist on walking in a line along the pavement and won't step aside.  Some day a real rain is going to come and wash all the scum off the streets....
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« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2005, 17:06:59 »

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« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2005, 17:11:35 »

i hate it when i get a sausage sandwich in the canteen and they cut it in half along the lines of the sausages so there are 2 in each half. this causes instability in the sarnie and possibility of shiftage.

they're supposed to cut across the sausage so their are 4 little bits in each side.

Christ  Doh!

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« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2005, 18:11:40 »

Men.

 Shocked but... but... what did we do?!

OOOoooo... don't even get me started!
(You have every right to defend yourselves and put women, tho... we're equally as irritating!)


I was just being told this afternoon how annoying I am.

Personally I reckon I'm great and the annoyingness is just part of my charm.
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« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2005, 20:14:06 »

There are too many things I'd put in Room 101, so I'll try and narrow it down…

*4x4s… generally, but especially in cities. PLain WRONG
*Those irritating screechy guitars and electronic noise records loved by mullet-sporting twats and fashion victims. Unlistenable tripe for vacauous tossers
* DJ magazine. It's a professional thing.
*The Royal Family. Time to get rid of them, methinks
* Crap generic "funky house" records. There's some great soulful house about, but that dross served up in the name of "funky house" and played by identikit DJs in shoddy shiny-shirt bars…much less!
*House covers of shoddy 80s records. WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!
* Rugby Union. The most tedious, pointless sport in the world… so how come it's rammed down our throats by the national media every five seconds? Perhaps 'cos they're all Oxbridge/public school types?
* Ipswich Town. Bloody binners.
* West Bromwich Albion. Bloody smug brummie fools. And Bryan Robson deserves a good slap!
*Doncaster. The worst place in the entire world… and those bastards from Donny have the cheek to have a go at Sheffield. WRONG!

I best leave it now, otherwise I'll be here all night Wink
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« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2005, 20:36:17 »

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« Reply #41 on: March 19, 2005, 00:00:03 »

* Football. The most tedious, pointless sport in the world… so how come it's rammed down our throats by the national media every two seconds? Angry
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« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2005, 04:22:16 »

There are too many things I'd put in Room 101, so I'll try and narrow it down…

*4x4s… generally, but especially in cities. PLain WRONG
*Those irritating screechy guitars and electronic noise records loved by mullet-sporting twats and fashion victims. Unlistenable tripe for vacauous tossers
* DJ magazine. It's a professional thing.
*The Royal Family. Time to get rid of them, methinks
* Crap generic "funky house" records. There's some great soulful house about, but that dross served up in the name of "funky house" and played by identikit DJs in shoddy shiny-shirt bars…much less!
*House covers of shoddy 80s records. WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!
* Rugby Union. The most tedious, pointless sport in the world… so how come it's rammed down our throats by the national media every five seconds? Perhaps 'cos they're all Oxbridge/public school types?
* Ipswich Town. Bloody binners.
* West Bromwich Albion. Bloody smug brummie fools. And Bryan Robson deserves a good slap!
*Doncaster. The worst place in the entire world… and those bastards from Donny have the cheek to have a go at Sheffield. WRONG!

I best leave it now, otherwise I'll be here all night Wink

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« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2005, 10:18:59 »

* Football. The most tedious, pointless sport in the world… so how come it's rammed down our throats by the national media every two seconds? Angry


Soccer can be fairly tedious, buit it's not a patch on the "kick and clap, let's have a pile-on, oooh there;s another penalty, let's all clap again" fare served up by rugby union, clearly the most overrated, overhyped drivel in the world. And Jonny Wilkinson can go into room 101 as well. He's injured. Again. So why update us on his "latest recobvery from injury" every half an hour. Uber-wrong!
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« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2005, 20:09:47 »

* Football. The most tedious, pointless sport in the world… so how come it's rammed down our throats by the national media every two seconds? Angry


Soccer can be fairly tedious, buit it's not a patch on the "kick and clap, let's have a pile-on, oooh there;s another penalty, let's all clap again" fare served up by rugby union, clearly the most overrated, overhyped drivel in the world. And Jonny Wilkinson can go into room 101 as well. He's injured. Again. So why update us on his "latest recobvery from injury" every half an hour. Uber-wrong!

I don't want to get into an arguement, but I find football extremely boring as next to nothing ever happens. Meanwhile I find rugby relatively entertaining as there's generally someone scoring 'n stuph.

Having said that, I spent my school years playing rugby not football, so I only understand the skill involved in the former. I imagine the exact reverse is true of you, hence your view Two Thumbs

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« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2005, 20:43:29 »

New one - since I have been running the dogshit gauntlet that is Stokes Croft:

People who let their dogs shit on the pavement - it's nasty but I'm not that dopey, I can avoid these things so it's not too bad for me, but it's still a slight pain in the arse.  However, there seems to be a new trend of stepping right in the middle of the big pile of poo then smearing it all over the fucking place for about 10 metres.  Stupid fucking bastards, it's not even a one-off, it keeps happening.
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« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2005, 02:46:59 »


* West Bromwich Albion. Bloody smug brummie fools. And Bryan Robson deserves a good slap!


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« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2005, 10:21:22 »

* Football. The most tedious, pointless sport in the world… so how come it's rammed down our throats by the national media every two seconds? Angry


Soccer can be fairly tedious, buit it's not a patch on the "kick and clap, let's have a pile-on, oooh there;s another penalty, let's all clap again" fare served up by rugby union, clearly the most overrated, overhyped drivel in the world. And Jonny Wilkinson can go into room 101 as well. He's injured. Again. So why update us on his "latest recobvery from injury" every half an hour. Uber-wrong!

I don't want to get into an arguement, but I find football extremely boring as next to nothing ever happens. Meanwhile I find rugby relatively entertaining as there's generally someone scoring 'n stuph.

Having said that, I spent my school years playing rugby not football, so I only understand the skill involved in the former. I imagine the exact reverse is true of you, hence your view Two Thumbs

Peace out Wink



IT's not rugby per se I have an issue with, just the rubbish 15-a-side version rammed down my throat by the meeja 24/7. Most people I knmow don't give two hoots about rugby (union or league), yet the British press seems to think everyone cares. They don't!

Perhaps it's the media coverage I have issues with rather than the game, though as someone brought up on rugby league I fine union quite dull... but each to his own I suppose. If people want to have turkey twizzlers when they could have lobster, more fool them  Wink
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« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2005, 18:00:15 »

league fine? union quite dull??

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« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2005, 18:02:02 »

league fine? union quite dull??

tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs,tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs, tackle put the ball through the legs, .....TURNOVER

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Sorry yeah, that's how I feel about League as well. Played Union as a kid so that's what I know. I reckon the League lads are harder tho. Bad Teeth
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