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« on: October 21, 2006, 20:18:16 »

hello my name is chris, i have a lovely little beard and i would like to talk to you about hemp
For the past two years i have been weaving baskets and making hemp products such as my wig wam. Cry i have been making porcelin repllica dolls of che guevara, and before i go to sleep everynight i like to dress my favorite che guevara doll up as mr.t so the revolutionary bad ass can protect me as i sleep. i like to do role plays with my  replica dolls such as "whose brown finger is it anyway?". That cheeky che guevara always wants to go knuckle deep but even i have my limits. i have bad thoughts sometimes, when i do i have to cut myself... pain is the cleanser, plus i find it exhilarating. on sunny days i like to stand by road sides and mutter obsenities under my breath. another passion of mine is wasting away my evenings in a drunken haze reeking of piss, as the toilet is always to far and my life is not worth the bother. i would like to meet anyone similar or my daddy/gay. Wink
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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2006, 23:09:08 »

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« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2006, 00:24:26 »

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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2006, 10:32:44 »

'ow do Mr $  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2006, 11:59:09 »

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« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2006, 12:15:33 »

this thread reads like a bastard child of four different fetish erotica stories.
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« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2006, 18:31:57 »

hello my name is chris, i have a lovely little beard and i would like to talk to you about hemp
For the past two years i have been weaving baskets and making hemp products such as my wig wam. Cry i have been making porcelin repllica dolls of che guevara, and before i go to sleep everynight i like to dress my favorite che guevara doll up as mr.t so the revolutionary bad ass can protect me as i sleep. i like to do role plays with my  replica dolls such as "whose brown finger is it anyway?". That cheeky che guevara always wants to go knuckle deep but even i have my limits. i have bad thoughts sometimes, when i do i have to cut myself... pain is the cleanser, plus i find it exhilarating. on sunny days i like to stand by road sides and mutter obsenities under my breath. another passion of mine is wasting away my evenings in a drunken haze reeking of piss, as the toilet is always to far and my life is not worth the bother. i would like to meet anyone similar or my daddy/gay. Wink
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« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2006, 18:43:04 »


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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2006, 18:26:47 »

How much are the dolls? They sound great!
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2006, 13:52:49 »

I'm distinctly not impressed with this mockery of my life thus far.

Those responsible for me shedding single tears of salty booboo juice can be sure in the knowledge that retribution is at hand  Evil

 I don't expect you to understand the importance that Che Guevara has to the winter solstice of the wolf, because you are of closed mind, and you didn't spend 15 years helping him farm organic kelp forests with full Soil Association Certification, to feed the orphans of Malawi. When i am seen standing by road sides muttering, i am merely casting wicca witchcraft spells to lower the carbon emissions of cars and protect school children from predatory sexual deviants, with a fetish for the dreaded ''old mans face rape''  such as yourself. Smashed Eek
The dolls are actually made from recycled hemp moccasins, nuts and berries and dipped in ether. Since the summer of '78 when i saw my housemate Fergus fucking a rotting pawpaw on all fours clutching a framed picture of me,  i must drink a bottle of 84% AbV homemade stinging-nettle wine and sleep with the dolls so i don't cut off my own testicles in my sleep......pain IS the cleanser. 

Pain will also be your cleanser sinner. I have learned many torture techniques from the primitive Cofan Indians in the jungles of eastern Ecuador and next time you are in a beanie and yaba induced coma (probably tonight), the cheeky che Guevara may be going waist deep. Puke Shocked Cry
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