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« on: June 17, 2009, 00:39:05 »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/5551636/Girl-has-56-stars-tattooed-on-face-after-falling-asleep.html

I defy anyone to fall asleep whilst having their face tattooed
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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2009, 06:44:05 »


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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2009, 06:44:40 »

Oh she's such a liar.
She'll admit to asking for it soon I reckon.
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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2009, 09:38:01 »

saw this in the paper, love how the tattoo artist, police and and solcitors have told her to fuck off!  Bad Teeth
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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2009, 09:40:20 »

Wow - that really is an all star par Grin
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« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2009, 09:41:44 »

I smell Bullshit.


There is a good reason why lots of tattoo artists refuse to carry out 'eternal job stoppers'.   ufff.
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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2009, 11:07:19 »

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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2009, 11:16:11 »

Wow - that really is an all star par Grin

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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2009, 11:20:05 »

Indeed, what a knob... she clearly just either changed her mind about it after it was done or her mum went mental and she came up with an excuse... 'Excuse me, I'm just off to have a nice relaxing tattoo on my face' Two Thumbs
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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2009, 11:35:15 »

In another article I read her quote, 'I didn't like the pain so I went to sleep.'

She should be sorted if she ever needs surgery, no anaesthetic needed!

Like the tattoo artist has anything to gain by doing unwanted face tattoo's lol...
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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2009, 11:42:14 »

Tattooing your face is fucking dumb now matter how many stars.

I thought this, although I did see a really hot girl the other day with 4 or 5 little stars tattooed around the side of her left eye and it did actually quite good. In general though Face Tattoos = Massive  Doh!
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« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2009, 11:44:54 »

Face Tattoos = Massive  Doh!

You are basically confining yourself to a minimum wage job for your entire life.
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« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2009, 11:52:30 »

Imagine how it'll look when she's old Puke
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« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2009, 11:54:03 »

Face Tattoos = Massive  Doh!

You are basically confining yourself to a minimum wage job for your entire life.

Unless you're the gorgeous Kat Von D, but she is a tattoo artist.

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« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2009, 11:54:59 »

I used to be a big fan of Kat Von D, but now I think she may be a little too up her arse for my liking.
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« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2009, 11:56:28 »

Face Tattoos = Massive  Doh!

You are basically confining yourself to a minimum wage job for your entire life.

Unless you're the gorgeous Kat Von D, but she is a tattoo artist.


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« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2009, 11:56:53 »

I used to be a big fan of Kat Von D, but now I think she may be a little too up her arse for my liking.

It's not her up her arse I'd be worried about.
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« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2009, 11:57:33 »

Face Tattoos = Massive  Doh!

You are basically confining yourself to a minimum wage job for your entire life.

Unless you're the gorgeous Kat Von D, but she is a tattoo artist.


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pretty sure this fella has a few quid in the bank too?



http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/3120237.stm

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« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2009, 11:58:49 »

Face Tattoos = Massive  Doh!

You are basically confining yourself to a minimum wage job for your entire life.

Unless you're the gorgeous Kat Von D, but she is a tattoo artist.


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pretty sure this fella has a few quid in the bank too?



http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/3120237.stm



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« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2009, 11:59:15 »

Face Tattoos = Massive  Doh!

You are basically confining yourself to a minimum wage job for your entire life.

Unless you're the gorgeous Kat Von D, but she is a tattoo artist.


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pretty sure this fella has a few quid in the bank too?



http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/3120237.stm



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Tyson files for bankruptcy
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Tyson has not fought since beating Clifford Etienne in February
Former world heavyweight champion Mike Tyson has filed for protection in the US Bankruptcy Court, claiming he should never have had his face tattooed.
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Tyson files for bankruptcy
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Tyson has not fought since beating Clifford Etienne in February
Former world heavyweight champion Mike Tyson has filed for protection in the US Bankruptcy Court, claiming he should never have had his face tattooed.

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« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2009, 12:08:04 »

Could be worse



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Former world heavyweight champion Mike Tyson has filed for protection in the US Bankruptcy Court, claiming he should never have had his face tattooed.

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didnt he have to sell his white tigers?

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they both will have some money at the mo!
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« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2009, 12:23:59 »

lol jsut reading the article i got again and it goes on about the language barrior... im pritty sure 3... and you would gesture 3 fingers is nothing like 56?! haha lol

she looks quite young, classic case of she thought it was t3hmazin but as soon as daddy saw he went mental and she was like all sheet! i feld asleeped!  Doh!
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« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2009, 12:30:13 »

lol jsut reading the article i got again and it goes on about the language barrior... im pritty sure 3... and you would gesture 3 fingers is nothing like 56?! haha lol

she looks quite young, classic case of she thought it was t3hmazin but as soon as daddy saw he went mental and she was like all sheet! i feld asleeped!  Doh!

From another forum:

English:  3 = three, 56 = fifty-six

French:  3 = trois, 56 = cinquante-six

Romanian: 3 = trei, 56 = cinzeci si sase, cinzesase, or tsindzitsi si sase

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« Reply #28 on: June 17, 2009, 12:34:32 »

I'm pretty sure I read that it's illegal to tattoo someone's face in a lot of places  Undecided

But anyway, a quick search provides 2 examples of ladies with facial tattoos, one who seems to have done quite well:



 Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

And one who seems to have fucked it up rather badly:



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« Reply #29 on: June 17, 2009, 12:37:16 »

When I was 17 I wanted to get a skeleton with a baseball cap on ripping it's way out of my entire back. Thank fuck I couldn't afford it!
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« Reply #30 on: June 17, 2009, 12:39:28 »

When I was 17 I wanted to get a skeleton with a baseball cap on ripping it's way out of my entire back. Thank fuck I couldn't afford it!

That would have been the best thing in the world.
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« Reply #31 on: June 17, 2009, 12:40:25 »

When I was 17 I wanted to get a skeleton with a baseball cap on ripping it's way out of my entire back. Thank fuck I couldn't afford it!

This sums up the problem with tattoos perfectly.
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« Reply #32 on: June 17, 2009, 12:42:43 »

When I was 17 I wanted to get a skeleton with a baseball cap on ripping it's way out of my entire back. Thank fuck I couldn't afford it!

Get it done!

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« Reply #33 on: June 17, 2009, 12:43:32 »

Tattooing your face is fucking dumb now matter how many stars.

I thought this, although I did see a really hot girl the other day with 4 or 5 little stars tattooed around the side of her left eye and it did actually quite good. In general though Face Tattoos = Massive  Doh!

Years ago I had a crush on this girl who had a little turquoise star tattooed in the middle of her brow, bindi style... she was lush.
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« Reply #34 on: June 17, 2009, 12:43:54 »

When I was 17 I wanted to get a skeleton with a baseball cap on ripping it's way out of my entire back. Thank fuck I couldn't afford it!

Get it done!

Everyone on Hijack chip in a couple quid, we can make this happen

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« Reply #35 on: June 17, 2009, 12:46:44 »

When I was 17 I wanted to get a skeleton with a baseball cap on ripping it's way out of my entire back. Thank fuck I couldn't afford it!

Get it done!

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 Laugh I think not
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« Reply #36 on: June 17, 2009, 12:48:02 »

When I was 17 I wanted to get a skeleton with a baseball cap on ripping it's way out of my entire back. Thank fuck I couldn't afford it!

Get it done!

Everyone on Hijack chip in a couple quid, we can make this happen

 Laugh I think not

What's there to think about?
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« Reply #37 on: June 17, 2009, 12:48:20 »

When I was 17 I wanted to get a skeleton with a baseball cap on ripping it's way out of my entire back. Thank fuck I couldn't afford it!

Get it done!

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 Laugh I think not

At least post up a pic of what you wanted so that when you're asleep we'll get it right....  Oh my! That's so funny, but EEEEEEEEEEEK!  Eek
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« Reply #38 on: June 17, 2009, 12:48:50 »

Laugh I think not

We'll just do it when you're sleeping Tongue

EDIT: Or get it in UV ink!



You could do something sick with that I reckon...
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« Reply #39 on: June 17, 2009, 13:04:39 »

Laugh I think not

We'll just do it when you're sleeping Tongue

EDIT: Or get it in UV ink!



You could do something sick with that I reckon...

That's actually quite cool
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« Reply #40 on: June 17, 2009, 13:06:47 »

fuck tattoos

SUN BURN I UP!

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« Reply #41 on: June 17, 2009, 13:07:27 »

Face Tattoos = Massive  Doh!

You are basically confining yourself to a minimum wage job for your entire life.

Unless you're the gorgeous Kat Von D, but she is a tattoo artist.



She would look much prettier without the tattoos on her face, they look like weird blemishes!
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Laugh I think not

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« Reply #43 on: June 17, 2009, 13:12:31 »

Face Tattoos = Massive  Doh!

You are basically confining yourself to a minimum wage job for your entire life.

Unless you're the gorgeous Kat Von D, but she is a tattoo artist.



She would look much prettier without the tattoos on her face, they look like weird blemishes!

It kind of reminds me on Cheetara from Thundercats.  Love

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« Reply #44 on: June 17, 2009, 13:14:50 »

Thing is, right....



The bitch is actually 100% fucking ugly. She looks like Sly Stallone's mum ffs. Tattoos or no, she looks like a foot with facial features.
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Face Tattoos = Massive  Doh!

You are basically confining yourself to a minimum wage job for your entire life.

Unless you're the gorgeous Kat Von D, but she is a tattoo artist.



She would look much prettier without the tattoos on her face, they look like weird blemishes!

It kind of reminds me on Cheetara from Thundercats.  Love



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« Reply #46 on: June 17, 2009, 13:16:24 »

She ugly. Very ugly.
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« Reply #47 on: June 17, 2009, 13:18:07 »

Thing is, right....



The bitch is actually 100% fucking ugly. She looks like Sly Stallone's mum ffs. Tattoos or no, she looks like a foot with facial features.

I think she's cute, but I like that mean look. Like she'd hit me for not doing her right and make me try again.  Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*
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« Reply #48 on: June 17, 2009, 14:23:43 »

I think she looks really cool and lovely.  Grin
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« Reply #49 on: June 17, 2009, 14:52:26 »

Here's the guy who tattooed the stars on her face...

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« Reply #50 on: June 17, 2009, 14:54:00 »

Here's the guy who tattooed the stars on her face...



There is no way I would be able to sleep with that freak anywhere near me.
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« Reply #52 on: June 17, 2009, 14:55:17 »

I wonder how he manages to kiss. I mean, if there's anyone out there who'd want to kiss a fucking human pin cushion of that calibre.
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« Reply #53 on: June 17, 2009, 15:04:07 »

Here's the guy who tattooed the stars on her face...



I might get that done actually, looks pretty cool imo.
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« Reply #54 on: June 17, 2009, 15:09:20 »

Here's the guy who tattooed the stars on her face...



I might get that done actually, looks pretty cool imo.

He's got one up on that dog, Von D.
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« Reply #55 on: June 17, 2009, 15:12:57 »

Here's the guy who tattooed the stars on her face...



I might get that done actually, looks pretty cool imo.

He's got one up on that dog, Von D.

Maybe he thought that by narrowing down the girls' potential mate options to those who aren't repulsed by massive facial tattoos, he was in with a shot. In like, 5 years time or so...
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« Reply #56 on: June 17, 2009, 15:14:22 »

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He only went in to get his ear pierced, must of nodded off.
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« Reply #57 on: June 17, 2009, 15:14:51 »

Here's the guy who tattooed the stars on her face...



I might get that done actually, looks pretty cool imo.

Bet its a bitch to eat a pot noodle.
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« Reply #58 on: June 17, 2009, 15:14:54 »

Here's the guy who tattooed the stars on her face...



I might get that done actually, looks pretty cool imo.

He's got one up on that dog, Von D.

Maybe he thought that by narrowing down the girls' potential mate options to those who aren't repulsed by massive facial tattoos, he was in with a shot. In like, 5 years time or so...

 Laugh Yeah, he probably realised he'd gone too far to pull his dream Suicide Girl so decided he'd make his own that no-one else would want.
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« Reply #59 on: June 17, 2009, 15:15:40 »

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He only went in to get his ear pierced, must of nodded off.

 Laugh "Ouch! :yawn: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...     ...     ...    WTF!!!""




*edit* also, I expected better of you toko... He must have nodded off.  Tut Tut 'Must of nodded off' makes no sense
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« Reply #60 on: June 17, 2009, 15:19:47 »

Apparently this woman drifted into a coma at the tattoo parlour --> NSFW

She doesn't seem to mind though!

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« Reply #61 on: June 17, 2009, 15:21:07 »

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« Reply #62 on: June 17, 2009, 15:23:31 »

Apparently this woman drifted into a coma at the tattoo parlour --> NSFW

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« Reply #63 on: June 17, 2009, 15:27:09 »

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« Reply #64 on: June 17, 2009, 15:27:51 »

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« Reply #65 on: June 17, 2009, 15:32:01 »

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WTF

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« Reply #67 on: June 17, 2009, 16:00:34 »

Could be worse





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Surely nobody finds that attractive, - its just frankly very weird, and not in any kind of good way IMO.
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What the fuck did either of those (particularly that bloke at the top) think he was doing - really?  Doh!
Surely nobody finds that attractive, - its just frankly very weird, and not in any kind of good way IMO.

This is the point ^

Most people won't will they but some people do, and you'll be at the top of the pile of 'Guys with tattooed faces' if you go to some fetish club or something. People are strange.
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« Reply #69 on: June 17, 2009, 16:05:35 »

What the fuck did either of those (particularly that bloke at the top) think he was doing - really?  Doh!
Surely nobody finds that attractive, - its just frankly very weird, and not in any kind of good way IMO.

This is the point ^

Most people won't will they but some people do, and you'll be at the top of the pile of 'Guys with tattooed faces' if you go to some fetish club or something. People are strange.

I'm sorry but I refuse to believe that the gentleman at the top will ever have sex again
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« Reply #70 on: June 17, 2009, 16:10:19 »

What the fuck did either of those (particularly that bloke at the top) think he was doing - really?  Doh!
Surely nobody finds that attractive, - its just frankly very weird, and not in any kind of good way IMO.

This is the point ^

Most people won't will they but some people do, and you'll be at the top of the pile of 'Guys with tattooed faces' if you go to some fetish club or something. People are strange.

I'm sorry but I refuse to believe that the gentleman at the top will ever have sex again

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« Reply #72 on: June 17, 2009, 16:30:32 »

What the fuck did either of those (particularly that bloke at the top) think he was doing - really?  Doh!
Surely nobody finds that attractive, - its just frankly very weird, and not in any kind of good way IMO.

This is the point ^

Most people won't will they but some people do, and you'll be at the top of the pile of 'Guys with tattooed faces' if you go to some fetish club or something. People are strange.

I'm sorry but I refuse to believe that the gentleman at the top will ever have sex again

Really? You seriously reckon some crazy goth chick wouldn't jump him after cutting herself in some ritual blood-letting shizzle?

And that implies you reckon the guy below is gonna get some  Bad Teeth

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« Reply #73 on: June 17, 2009, 16:34:22 »

What the fuck did either of those (particularly that bloke at the top) think he was doing - really?  Doh!
Surely nobody finds that attractive, - its just frankly very weird, and not in any kind of good way IMO.

This is the point ^

Most people won't will they but some people do, and you'll be at the top of the pile of 'Guys with tattooed faces' if you go to some fetish club or something. People are strange.

I'm sorry but I refuse to believe that the gentleman at the top will ever have sex again

Really? You seriously reckon some crazy goth chick wouldn't jump him after cutting herself in some ritual blood-letting shizzle?

And that implies you reckon the guy below is gonna get some  Bad Teeth

Yeah exactly - in  some twisted way I can imagine the bottom one getting a bit on the 'cheeky chappy with face mural' tip, but the top one? Surely not. He's got terrible acne, for one

I bet he's not got the rest of his body tattooed to look like a skeleton either, so why do it on your face?  Doh!

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« Reply #74 on: June 17, 2009, 16:35:15 »

What the fuck did either of those (particularly that bloke at the top) think he was doing - really?  Doh!
Surely nobody finds that attractive, - its just frankly very weird, and not in any kind of good way IMO.

This is the point ^

Most people won't will they but some people do, and you'll be at the top of the pile of 'Guys with tattooed faces' if you go to some fetish club or something. People are strange.

I'm sorry but I refuse to believe that the gentleman at the top will ever have sex again

Really? You seriously reckon some crazy goth chick wouldn't jump him after cutting herself in some ritual blood-letting shizzle?


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« Reply #75 on: June 17, 2009, 16:40:49 »

Don't forget the blind chicks

They could achieve the same effect by having an ordinary man issue cunnilingus through one of these:

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Don't forget the blind chicks

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Cheesy

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« Reply #77 on: June 17, 2009, 18:30:32 »

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« Reply #83 on: June 23, 2009, 12:44:28 »

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« Reply #87 on: October 15, 2020, 13:22:15 »

She got them removed in case anyone was wondering.

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