HIJACK
March 01, 2017, 21:24:34 *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
Main Forum.Faces Gallery.Tunes and Mixes.The Desk
 
   Home   Help Login Register  
Share this page
Pages: [1] |   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic:

Colleagues who have disguting habits...

 (Read 2194 times)
Don Angelo
Veteran
****
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1,951


CTID


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« on: July 13, 2009, 14:35:32 »

one of colleagues has a real fucking nasty habit of picking their earhole and eating what ever they can dig out and they do this for most of the day... Puke

any hijackers have colleagues with similar or even more digusting habits???
Logged

R&R DON ANGELO

CTID
taking pictures of the eclipse
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 5,748

Unignore


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2009, 14:43:05 »

sorry, I dont have any colleagues, only well wishers and associates.

Do you mean work peeps or housies?
Logged


[ img]http://tinyurl.com/2bg4oo[/img]

Please listen to and enjoy my new track 'Shit War'. It's a commentary
on the shitness of war.

<a href="https://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F925849" target="_blank">https://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F925849</a>

I heard they drink Magners on Turbo Island these days.
Lata
Hijack Admin
Knife of the Realm
*****
Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 8,592



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2009, 14:44:06 »

No, all my colleagues have decorum.  Where do you work?
Logged
General Person
Veteran
****
Offline

Posts: 2,259



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2009, 14:44:11 »

one of colleagues has a real fucking nasty habit of picking their earhole and eating what ever they can dig out and they do this for most of the day... Puke

any hijackers have colleagues with similar or even more digusting habits???

i have some with split personalities, its not their fault, just abit odd!
Logged

it's like having a second hand dildo
*Weasel*
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 5,595


booty vicious vermin!


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2009, 14:45:48 »

a few of mine piss all over the toilet seat (in the ladies!!)
 Angry
and then they don't even flush the toilet
 I'M SO ANGRY!
Logged

'i'm a bit special'


For mixes and blurb on me ch-ch-check out;
MYSPACE
SOUNDCLOUD
DRAMA

Drama have got after parties in Bristol locked down, proper job!

the pet-whisperer of Hijack

FAO Hijackers with pets, check out: The Mutty Professor
able
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 7,208



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 14:47:01 »

one of colleagues has a real fucking nasty habit of picking their earhole and eating what ever they can dig out and they do this for most of the day... Puke

any hijackers have colleagues with similar or even more digusting habits???

i have some with split personalities, its not their fault, just abit odd!

Where do you work Spunkyside?

All my collesgues are pretty well behaved! I'm probably the worst with the odd craft nose pick when I think so-one's looking  Embarrassed

Oh, and dangerwanking.
Logged

taking pictures of the eclipse
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 5,748

Unignore


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 14:47:59 »

a few of mine piss all over the toilet seat (in the ladies!!)
 Angry

eh? u saying the ladies stand to piss or the blokes go in there?
Logged


[ img]http://tinyurl.com/2bg4oo[/img]

Please listen to and enjoy my new track 'Shit War'. It's a commentary
on the shitness of war.

<a href="https://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F925849" target="_blank">https://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F925849</a>

I heard they drink Magners on Turbo Island these days.
Cabalist
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 9,337



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2009, 14:49:54 »

One of the ladies on my dept took a massive shit on the toilet floor. Nobody knows who it was.
Logged

My digit is firmly ensconced in my anus
General Person
Veteran
****
Offline

Posts: 2,259



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2009, 14:50:53 »

a few of mine piss all over the toilet seat (in the ladies!!)
 Angry

eh? u saying the ladies stand to piss or the blokes go in there?

no, the ladies are just to keen and get up before they have properly finished, resulting in piss on the seats, lush bascially
Logged

it's like having a second hand dildo
Block Party
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Posts: 10,599


Bristol crew!


View Profile View Faces Gallery WWW

Ignore
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2009, 14:51:39 »

One of the ladies on my dept took a massive shit on the toilet floor. Nobody knows who it was.

Logged

Big Linger Styles
Veteran
****
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 856


Told my mother that I'd never make a wack jam.


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2009, 14:52:59 »

We have a Phantom Sh*tter at my work. Every day, in differing Gents loos, someone will destroy the bowl. And by destroy I mean pebble-dash the crap out of it, and atop the rim too. Almost like detonating a dump-bomb in there. Sooo rank!!  Puke We're trying to narrow the field down as to who it is, as whoever does it has truly serious bowel problems. Apparently it started before I joined the company so the finger of blame is not pointed in my direction.   Slayer
Logged

Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood.

1. Grandyootdem is the best saying ever
General Person
Veteran
****
Offline

Posts: 2,259



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2009, 14:54:03 »

one of colleagues has a real fucking nasty habit of picking their earhole and eating what ever they can dig out and they do this for most of the day... Puke

any hijackers have colleagues with similar or even more digusting habits???

i have some with split personalities, its not their fault, just abit odd!

Where do you work Spunkyside?

All my collesgues are pretty well behaved! I'm probably the worst with the odd craft nose pick when I think so-one's looking  Embarrassed

Oh, and dangerwanking.

i work for the NHS, admin and emails and letters and appointments and ting
Logged

it's like having a second hand dildo
Bios
Raver
***
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 505



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2009, 14:55:51 »

someone in my office once used his own (or someone elses) crap as a crayon to write all over the back of the toilet cubical door. lovely!
Logged
*Weasel*
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 5,595


booty vicious vermin!


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2009, 14:56:30 »

a few of mine piss all over the toilet seat (in the ladies!!)
 Angry

eh? u saying the ladies stand to piss or the blokes go in there?

no, the ladies are just to keen and get up before they have properly finished, resulting in piss on the seats, lush bascially
no, it's the guys going in the girls and not having any respect!
 Angry
Logged

'i'm a bit special'


For mixes and blurb on me ch-ch-check out;
MYSPACE
SOUNDCLOUD
DRAMA

Drama have got after parties in Bristol locked down, proper job!

the pet-whisperer of Hijack

FAO Hijackers with pets, check out: The Mutty Professor
Cabalist
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 9,337



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2009, 14:57:56 »

Every job I've ever worked in has had a phantom bogey smearer lurking in the bogs. Why do people insist on wiping their nasal crap on the cubicle doors when toilet paper is easily accessible?
Logged

My digit is firmly ensconced in my anus
taking pictures of the eclipse
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 5,748

Unignore


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2009, 14:59:45 »

We're trying to narrow the field down as to who it is,

my monies on the fat guy
Logged


[ img]http://tinyurl.com/2bg4oo[/img]

Please listen to and enjoy my new track 'Shit War'. It's a commentary
on the shitness of war.

<a href="https://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F925849" target="_blank">https://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F925849</a>

I heard they drink Magners on Turbo Island these days.
*Weasel*
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 5,595


booty vicious vermin!


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2009, 15:01:29 »

We're trying to narrow the field down as to who it is,

my monies on the fat guy

surely he'd eat it
Logged

'i'm a bit special'


For mixes and blurb on me ch-ch-check out;
MYSPACE
SOUNDCLOUD
DRAMA

Drama have got after parties in Bristol locked down, proper job!

the pet-whisperer of Hijack

FAO Hijackers with pets, check out: The Mutty Professor
Ewan Hoozami
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Posts: 12,856


Funk From The Trunk


View Profile View Faces Gallery WWW

Ignore
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2009, 15:02:38 »


the guys going in the girls and not having any respect!


always it was thus
Logged

09.08 - Mr Wolfs
12.08 - Mr Wolfs
11-14.08 - FFTT @ Boomtown Fair
13.08 - Hamswell Festival, Bath
20.08 - XOYO, London
21.08 - V Festival
27.08 - FFTT @ Big Chill Bar
28.08 - FFTT @ Loudmoor Festival
02.09 - Arc Bar
03.09 - Mr Wolfs
10.09 - Marisco's, Woolacombe
13.09 - Mr Wolfs

http://www.ewanhoozami.com
LATEST FREE DOWNLOAD
Ewan Hoozami - Cutty Limb
<a href="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F17915362" target="_blank">http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F17915362</a>
Jofi
Dub Specialist
*****
Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 3,577


Bristol crew!


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2009, 15:12:20 »

someone in my office once used his own (or someone elses) crap as a crayon to write all over the back of the toilet cubical door. lovely!

what did they write?
Logged

This could go down as one of the best rucks in British history. The city centre being left as some sort of post-apocalyptic wasteland strewn with glitter, torn St George flags and mangled dreadlocks.
Big Linger Styles
Veteran
****
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 856


Told my mother that I'd never make a wack jam.


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2009, 15:17:39 »

someone in my office once used his own (or someone elses) crap as a crayon to write all over the back of the toilet cubical door. lovely!

what did they write?

Poocaso?!  Pimp
Logged

Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood.

1. Grandyootdem is the best saying ever
Bugger
Rookie
**
Offline

Posts: 169


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2009, 15:20:15 »

someone in my office once used his own (or someone elses) crap as a crayon to write all over the back of the toilet cubical door. lovely!

what did they write?

Fuck Pig?
Logged
Block Party
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Posts: 10,599


Bristol crew!


View Profile View Faces Gallery WWW

Ignore
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2009, 15:22:05 »

someone in my office once used his own (or someone elses) crap as a crayon to write all over the back of the toilet cubical door. lovely!

what did they write?

I fuck arses?
Logged

able
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 7,208



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2009, 15:27:55 »

someone in my office once used his own (or someone elses) crap as a crayon to write all over the back of the toilet cubical door. lovely!

what did they write?

I fuck arses?

Who fucks arses?!
Logged

Bugger
Rookie
**
Offline

Posts: 169


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2009, 15:29:46 »

someone in my office once used his own (or someone elses) crap as a crayon to write all over the back of the toilet cubical door. lovely!

what did they write?

I fuck arses?

Who fucks arses?!

Maybe he fucks arses
Logged
foo-fon fire
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 9,892


Foofstep


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2009, 15:33:13 »

someone in my office once used his own (or someone elses) crap as a crayon to write all over the back of the toilet cubical door. lovely!

what did they write?

lol
Logged



nourish the child within me....

...lets show love yeh?

I can mix better with my bellend. Roll Eyes

If eating quiche means I like it up the bum then slap my thigh and call me Dale Winton.

http://www.lovefilm.com/wb7e69r8a/visitor/sign_up_1.html
Block Party
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Posts: 10,599


Bristol crew!


View Profile View Faces Gallery WWW

Ignore
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2009, 15:34:03 »

someone in my office once used his own (or someone elses) crap as a crayon to write all over the back of the toilet cubical door. lovely!

what did they write?

I fuck arses?

Who fucks arses?!

Maybe he fucks arses

Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity?
Logged

Ewan Hoozami
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Posts: 12,856


Funk From The Trunk


View Profile View Faces Gallery WWW

Ignore
« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2009, 15:34:26 »

someone in my office once used his own (or someone elses) crap as a crayon to write all over the back of the toilet cubical door. lovely!

what did they write?

I fuck arses?

Who fucks arses?!

Maybe he fucks arses

Bugger knows
Logged

09.08 - Mr Wolfs
12.08 - Mr Wolfs
11-14.08 - FFTT @ Boomtown Fair
13.08 - Hamswell Festival, Bath
20.08 - XOYO, London
21.08 - V Festival
27.08 - FFTT @ Big Chill Bar
28.08 - FFTT @ Loudmoor Festival
02.09 - Arc Bar
03.09 - Mr Wolfs
10.09 - Marisco's, Woolacombe
13.09 - Mr Wolfs

http://www.ewanhoozami.com
LATEST FREE DOWNLOAD
Ewan Hoozami - Cutty Limb
<a href="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F17915362" target="_blank">http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F17915362</a>
Rory Hivemind Fm
Veteran
****
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1,746



View Profile View Faces Gallery WWW

Ignore
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2009, 15:36:46 »

Found a pair of shit ridden undies in a sink at my old work, not pleasant - wasn't a regular occurance though
Logged

The Hive is live..... www.hivemind.fm

Bios
Raver
***
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 505



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2009, 15:40:19 »

nah don't fuck arses bluds. nor do i get hands on with my own shit.

i dunno what it fucking said. you get confronted with the site of an entire cubicle door covered in fresh brown shit smelling writing and tell me if you stick around long enough to read it!
Logged
Ewan Hoozami
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Posts: 12,856


Funk From The Trunk


View Profile View Faces Gallery WWW

Ignore
« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2009, 15:42:01 »

nah don't fuck arses bluds. nor do i get hands on with my own shit.

i dunno what it fucking said. you get confronted with the site of an entire cubicle door covered in fresh brown shit smelling writing and tell me if you stick around long enough to read it!

I'd probably go back to look tbh... I'd have to know
Logged

09.08 - Mr Wolfs
12.08 - Mr Wolfs
11-14.08 - FFTT @ Boomtown Fair
13.08 - Hamswell Festival, Bath
20.08 - XOYO, London
21.08 - V Festival
27.08 - FFTT @ Big Chill Bar
28.08 - FFTT @ Loudmoor Festival
02.09 - Arc Bar
03.09 - Mr Wolfs
10.09 - Marisco's, Woolacombe
13.09 - Mr Wolfs

http://www.ewanhoozami.com
LATEST FREE DOWNLOAD
Ewan Hoozami - Cutty Limb
<a href="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F17915362" target="_blank">http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F17915362</a>
Bios
Raver
***
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 505



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2009, 15:44:59 »

nah don't fuck arses bluds. nor do i get hands on with my own shit.

i dunno what it fucking said. you get confronted with the site of an entire cubicle door covered in fresh brown shit smelling writing and tell me if you stick around long enough to read it!

I'd probably go back to look tbh... I'd have to know

fair. all i know is the guy had a lot to say. there was lots of it.
Logged
Ewan Hoozami
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Posts: 12,856


Funk From The Trunk


View Profile View Faces Gallery WWW

Ignore
« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2009, 15:49:09 »

nah don't fuck arses bluds. nor do i get hands on with my own shit.

i dunno what it fucking said. you get confronted with the site of an entire cubicle door covered in fresh brown shit smelling writing and tell me if you stick around long enough to read it!

I'd probably go back to look tbh... I'd have to know

fair. all i know is the guy had a lot to say. there was lots of it.

 Puke
Logged

09.08 - Mr Wolfs
12.08 - Mr Wolfs
11-14.08 - FFTT @ Boomtown Fair
13.08 - Hamswell Festival, Bath
20.08 - XOYO, London
21.08 - V Festival
27.08 - FFTT @ Big Chill Bar
28.08 - FFTT @ Loudmoor Festival
02.09 - Arc Bar
03.09 - Mr Wolfs
10.09 - Marisco's, Woolacombe
13.09 - Mr Wolfs

http://www.ewanhoozami.com
LATEST FREE DOWNLOAD
Ewan Hoozami - Cutty Limb
<a href="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F17915362" target="_blank">http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F17915362</a>
Bugger
Rookie
**
Offline

Posts: 169


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2009, 15:51:49 »

nah don't fuck arses bluds. nor do i get hands on with my own shit.

i dunno what it fucking said. you get confronted with the site of an entire cubicle door covered in fresh brown shit smelling writing and tell me if you stick around long enough to read it!

I'd probably go back to look tbh... I'd have to know

fair. all i know is the guy had a lot to say. there was lots of it.

Perhaps he was writing down his Shit List?
Logged
DTA
Dub Specialist
*****
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 3,058


www.myspace.com/valleysdta


View Profile View Faces Gallery WWW

Ignore
« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2009, 15:54:58 »

nah don't fuck arses bluds. nor do i get hands on with my own shit.

i dunno what it fucking said. you get confronted with the site of an entire cubicle door covered in fresh brown shit smelling writing and tell me if you stick around long enough to read it!

I'd probably go back to look tbh... I'd have to know

fair. all i know is the guy had a lot to say. there was lots of it.

Perhaps he was writing down his Shit List?

 Laughing
Logged

Time ticks down, people looking to test you
You've narrowed it down to all the people that blessed you
Lift up the mic for all the people impressed you
You've stepped too,
It's time for people to guess who

www.myspace.com/valleysdta



Whats worst isnt anyu of that shit, whats worst is judge,emntal cunts who think stuff about stuff. Stuff is just stuff you know who gives a fuck.
DreadStar
Veteran
****
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 2,980


Chillin!


View Profile View Faces Gallery WWW

Ignore
« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2009, 16:28:45 »

a few of mine piss all over the toilet seat (in the ladies!!)
 Angry
and then they don't even flush the toilet
 I'M SO ANGRY!

The female hover!  In the vain effort of staying clean they actually make mess so the only option is to hover.  ITs better in hot countries where teh gals be a bit heat stroked Wink
Logged

< Dingo> Education is something that most people are quite resistant to.

Move dance wind and flex, but you don't want me gettin vexed best mind my creps!!
If the THC don't let me be then I'm never gonna remember my D.O.B. but I feel so empty without weed.
*dah dah* *dah* *dah dah* *dah dah* *dah* *dah*

Buy My Stuff
*Weasel*
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 5,595


booty vicious vermin!


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2009, 19:33:34 »

a few of mine piss all over the toilet seat (in the ladies!!)
 Angry
and then they don't even flush the toilet
 I'M SO ANGRY!

The female hover!  In the vain effort of staying clean they actually make mess so the only option is to hover.  ITs better in hot countries where teh gals be a bit heat stroked Wink

no....it's definatly the blokes. theres a male to female ratio of about 6:1 at my work
anyway....i'm not complaining after reading the rest of thread. you lot work with some weirdos!
Logged

'i'm a bit special'


For mixes and blurb on me ch-ch-check out;
MYSPACE
SOUNDCLOUD
DRAMA

Drama have got after parties in Bristol locked down, proper job!

the pet-whisperer of Hijack

FAO Hijackers with pets, check out: The Mutty Professor
foo-fon fire
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 9,892


Foofstep


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2009, 10:46:31 »

you lot work with some weirdos!


 Script
Logged



nourish the child within me....

...lets show love yeh?

I can mix better with my bellend. Roll Eyes

If eating quiche means I like it up the bum then slap my thigh and call me Dale Winton.

http://www.lovefilm.com/wb7e69r8a/visitor/sign_up_1.html
rem0
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 5,787


Ginger innit!


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2009, 11:05:44 »

Every job I've ever worked in has had a phantom bogey smearer lurking in the bogs. Why do people insist on wiping their nasal crap on the cubicle doors when toilet paper is easily accessible?

Haha same here mate, we got an email sent round from the Operations manager saying that someone was smearing bogeys in the girls toilet and if it was the same person smearing excrement on the walls a year ago they need to stop it as the company is on to you  Oh my! That's so funny, but EEEEEEEEEEEK!
Logged

'os bydd goch, fe fydd gythreulig'
foo-fon fire
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 9,892


Foofstep


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #38 on: July 14, 2009, 11:07:16 »

Every job I've ever worked in has had a phantom bogey smearer lurking in the bogs. Why do people insist on wiping their nasal crap on the cubicle doors when toilet paper is easily accessible?

Haha same here mate, we got an email sent round from the Operations manager saying that someone was smearing bogeys in the girls toilet and if it was the same person smearing excrement on the walls a year ago they need to stop it as the company is on to you  Oh my! That's so funny, but EEEEEEEEEEEK!

 Laugh Oh dear!
Logged



nourish the child within me....

...lets show love yeh?

I can mix better with my bellend. Roll Eyes

If eating quiche means I like it up the bum then slap my thigh and call me Dale Winton.

http://www.lovefilm.com/wb7e69r8a/visitor/sign_up_1.html
able
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 7,208



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #39 on: July 14, 2009, 11:09:45 »

My boss just told me that my contract isn't getting extended beyond the end of the month  I'M SO ANGRY! That's pretty disgusting!
Logged

taking pictures of the eclipse
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 5,748

Unignore


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #40 on: July 14, 2009, 11:55:57 »

My boss just told me that my contract isn't getting extended beyond the end of the month  I'M SO ANGRY! That's pretty disgusting!

 LIGHTAH!

time to start do nasty sh*ts all over the toilet floor
Logged


[ img]http://tinyurl.com/2bg4oo[/img]

Please listen to and enjoy my new track 'Shit War'. It's a commentary
on the shitness of war.

<a href="https://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F925849" target="_blank">https://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F925849</a>

I heard they drink Magners on Turbo Island these days.
Cabalist
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 9,337



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #41 on: July 14, 2009, 12:00:26 »

Every job I've ever worked in has had a phantom bogey smearer lurking in the bogs. Why do people insist on wiping their nasal crap on the cubicle doors when toilet paper is easily accessible?

Haha same here mate, we got an email sent round from the Operations manager saying that someone was smearing bogeys in the girls toilet and if it was the same person smearing excrement on the walls a year ago they need to stop it as the company is on to you  Oh my! That's so funny, but EEEEEEEEEEEK!

How can they be on to them though? Surveillance isn't allowed in bogs! Perhaps they've got a criminal psychologist in and they're whittling down the suspects by profiling all the employees and grading their potential excrement playfulness?
Logged

My digit is firmly ensconced in my anus
rem0
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 5,787


Ginger innit!


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #42 on: July 14, 2009, 12:06:02 »

Every job I've ever worked in has had a phantom bogey smearer lurking in the bogs. Why do people insist on wiping their nasal crap on the cubicle doors when toilet paper is easily accessible?

Haha same here mate, we got an email sent round from the Operations manager saying that someone was smearing bogeys in the girls toilet and if it was the same person smearing excrement on the walls a year ago they need to stop it as the company is on to you  Oh my! That's so funny, but EEEEEEEEEEEK!

How can they be on to them though? Surveillance isn't allowed in bogs! Perhaps they've got a criminal psychologist in and they're whittling down the suspects by profiling all the employees and grading their potential excrement playfulness?

Exactly, it was a febble attempt to put the frighteners on the mystery bogey spreader. Apparently when some dirty bird was spreading shit on the walls last year they got a copper in to go into every office to show they were taking th incident seriously.  Laughing
Logged

'os bydd goch, fe fydd gythreulig'
Cabalist
Knife of the Realm
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 9,337



View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #43 on: July 14, 2009, 12:09:37 »

Every job I've ever worked in has had a phantom bogey smearer lurking in the bogs. Why do people insist on wiping their nasal crap on the cubicle doors when toilet paper is easily accessible?

Haha same here mate, we got an email sent round from the Operations manager saying that someone was smearing bogeys in the girls toilet and if it was the same person smearing excrement on the walls a year ago they need to stop it as the company is on to you  Oh my! That's so funny, but EEEEEEEEEEEK!

How can they be on to them though? Surveillance isn't allowed in bogs! Perhaps they've got a criminal psychologist in and they're whittling down the suspects by profiling all the employees and grading their potential excrement playfulness?

Exactly, it was a febble attempt to put the frighteners on the mystery bogey spreader. Apparently when some dirty bird was spreading shit on the walls last year they got a copper in to go into every office to show they were taking th incident seriously.  Laughing

Hahaha, that must have been a great phone call to the copshop - "erm, we're currently experiencing a situation in our office where a female member of staff is defecating and smearing faeces all over the toilet walls. We have no way of identifying the culprit but we'd be ever so grateful if you could come down and give us an authorative presence, just to show them we mean business".  Laugh
Logged

My digit is firmly ensconced in my anus
taking pictures of the eclipse
Ultimate Warrior
******
Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 5,748

Unignore


View Profile View Faces Gallery

Ignore
« Reply #44 on: June 03, 2016, 06:22:54 »

In out bathroom there is a soap dispenser. Several times a day the button to release the soap gets jammed.

I always un-jam it as I want to wash my hands.

No one else does. And I don't know who is jamming it or how they are managing it.

Animals.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/FcArnepkhv0" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/v/FcArnepkhv0</a>
Logged


[ img]http://tinyurl.com/2bg4oo[/img]

Please listen to and enjoy my new track 'Shit War'. It's a commentary
on the shitness of war.

<a href="https://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F925849" target="_blank">https://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F925849</a>

I heard they drink Magners on Turbo Island these days.
Pages: [1] |   Go Up
  Print  
 

Seeing ads here? To remove them, Log in or Register.

Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.20 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines

HIJACK is part of purplelight Media
and is hosted by purplelight Hosting Services. | Privacy Policy

Tickets powered by The Ticket Fairy and Bristol Tickets