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« on: May 27, 2011, 14:36:30 »

Slightly misleading thread title, sorry  Laugh

Boob Job (It's a funky feeling)
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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2011, 14:48:50 »

Slightly misleading he says Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2011, 14:48:59 »

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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2011, 15:00:59 »

Man, this thread could have been so much better than it is.  Undecided
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2011, 15:06:00 »

Man, this thread could have been so much better than it is.  Undecided

Feel free to post some boobs.
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2011, 15:24:07 »

Man, this thread could have been so much better than it is.  Undecided

Feel free to post some boobs.

Not even that. I was hoping the thread would contain some hilarious insight into the romantic life of Ewan Hoozami. Oh well, there's plenty of other threads for that I suppose.
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2011, 15:43:19 »

I got with a stage actress in Tokyo that had fake tits.
When she was in her late teens/early twenties she got picked up by this sugar daddy who set her up with an apartment and paid for mammary enhancement.

Unbeknown to her, he had spy cameras all over the flat and he used to watch her with her boyfriends etc. She found out when she had to replace the bathroom light and saw it in he fitting.

She threatened to call the police but he was linked up with the Yakuza and said he'd have her killed if she didnt pay for the tits.

Needless to say, she was a bit of a mess beneath the thin veneer of local stardom.

Great tits though.
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2011, 15:43:24 »

Man, this thread could have been so much better than it is.  Undecided

Feel free to post some boobs.

Not even that. I was hoping the thread would contain some hilarious insight into the romantic life of Ewan Hoozami. Oh well, there's plenty of other threads for that I suppose.

Well if it helps me and Weasel have broken up. It's not particularly hilarious though.

I had to call the song 'Boob Job' coz that's what it sounds like the guy is saying in the hook... 'Boob Job! It's a funky feeling'. Utterly impossible to resist  Laugh
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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2011, 15:45:15 »

Man, this thread could have been so much better than it is.  Undecided

Feel free to post some boobs.

Not even that. I was hoping the thread would contain some hilarious insight into the romantic life of Ewan Hoozami. Oh well, there's plenty of other threads for that I suppose.

Well if it helps me and Weasel have broken up. It's not particularly hilarious though.

I had to call the song 'Boob Job' coz that's what it sounds like the guy is saying in the hook... 'Boob Job! It's a funky feeling'.

Oh. Embarrassed Sorry to hear that.
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2011, 15:46:27 »

Man, this thread could have been so much better than it is.  Undecided

Feel free to post some boobs.

Not even that. I was hoping the thread would contain some hilarious insight into the romantic life of Ewan Hoozami. Oh well, there's plenty of other threads for that I suppose.

Well if it helps me and Weasel have broken up. It's not particularly hilarious though.

I had to call the song 'Boob Job' coz that's what it sounds like the guy is saying in the hook... 'Boob Job! It's a funky feeling'.

Oh. Embarrassed Sorry to hear that.

Don't worry about it mate, it's for the best, we're still friends etc
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28.08 - FFTT @ Loudmoor Festival
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03.09 - Mr Wolfs
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2011, 08:21:45 »

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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2011, 13:42:44 »

Has anyone seen the iAugment app?  Smashed

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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2011, 17:33:00 »

Man, this thread could have been so much better than it is.  Undecided

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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2011, 15:54:44 »

I got with a stage actress in Tokyo that had fake tits.
When she was in her late teens/early twenties she got picked up by this sugar daddy who set her up with an apartment and paid for mammary enhancement.

Unbeknown to her, he had spy cameras all over the flat and he used to watch her with her boyfriends etc. She found out when she had to replace the bathroom light and saw it in he fitting.

She threatened to call the police but he was linked up with the Yakuza and said he'd have her killed if she didnt pay for the tits.

Needless to say, she was a bit of a mess beneath the thin veneer of local stardom.

Great tits though.

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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2011, 21:15:56 »

I got with a stage actress in Tokyo that had fake tits.
When she was in her late teens/early twenties she got picked up by this sugar daddy who set her up with an apartment and paid for mammary enhancement.

Unbeknown to her, he had spy cameras all over the flat and he used to watch her with her boyfriends etc. She found out when she had to replace the bathroom light and saw it in he fitting.

She threatened to call the police but he was linked up with the Yakuza and said he'd have her killed if she didnt pay for the tits.

Needless to say, she was a bit of a mess beneath the thin veneer of local stardom.

Great tits though.

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Quite the accolade.
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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2011, 21:26:42 »

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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2011, 11:33:28 »



Whomp! There it is!  Cool
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« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2011, 12:16:59 »

I'm a stomach man personally. But I cannot deny, a cracking set of tits are a thing to behold.
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« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2011, 13:40:51 »

I got with a stage actress in Tokyo that had fake tits.
When she was in her late teens/early twenties she got picked up by this sugar daddy who set her up with an apartment and paid for mammary enhancement.

Unbeknown to her, he had spy cameras all over the flat and he used to watch her with her boyfriends etc. She found out when she had to replace the bathroom light and saw it in he fitting.

She threatened to call the police but he was linked up with the Yakuza and said he'd have her killed if she didnt pay for the tits.

Needless to say, she was a bit of a mess beneath the thin veneer of local stardom.

Great tits though.

Post of the thread  Laugh

Quite the accolade.

Isn tit just.
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« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2011, 13:47:56 »

I got with a stage actress in Tokyo that had fake tits.
When she was in her late teens/early twenties she got picked up by this sugar daddy who set her up with an apartment and paid for mammary enhancement.

Unbeknown to her, he had spy cameras all over the flat and he used to watch her with her boyfriends etc. She found out when she had to replace the bathroom light and saw it in he fitting.

She threatened to call the police but he was linked up with the Yakuza and said he'd have her killed if she didnt pay for the tits.

Needless to say, she was a bit of a mess beneath the thin veneer of local stardom.

Great tits though.

Having never sampled anything but the sweet natural variety, aren't the fake ones all hard and uncomfortable? Soft & squeezy FTW.
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« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2011, 18:59:31 »

I got with a stage actress in Tokyo that had fake tits.
When she was in her late teens/early twenties she got picked up by this sugar daddy who set her up with an apartment and paid for mammary enhancement.

Unbeknown to her, he had spy cameras all over the flat and he used to watch her with her boyfriends etc. She found out when she had to replace the bathroom light and saw it in he fitting.

She threatened to call the police but he was linked up with the Yakuza and said he'd have her killed if she didnt pay for the tits.

Needless to say, she was a bit of a mess beneath the thin veneer of local stardom.

Great tits though.

Having never sampled anything but the sweet natural variety, aren't the fake ones all hard and uncomfortable? Soft & squeezy FTW.
Nah they felt mammarific. They were on a B or C cup so nothing major. Tit technology has moved on somewhat from when they were first invented.
You couldn't see the bag insert points and she had none of that stretching shit. Plus they were guaranteed for 15 years.
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« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2011, 21:25:42 »

Just got round to listening on proper speakers... Big tune! Like it.
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« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2011, 21:40:27 »

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« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2011, 22:01:04 »

Nsfw. It's all gone tits up.
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