░▒▓█CRUNCH MACHINE█▓▒░ 3rd March 2007 Photo's now up!

[simon_1ma]

and could we ask in future that you get one night out of the way before advertising the next - we have enough threads about events already without every promoter posting 2 at a time.

thanks.

thats a bit fascist innit?
if Scrampy has a clubnight booked then why not post details on Hijack?
there are so many bullshit threads on hijack that have nothing to do with music, and here is Scrampy posting a thread about a music event and your telling him he cant start a tread until a previous event has happened. thats bullshit man, whoever you are!

[scrampy]

◄▌FREE ENTRY + 1 - COMPATITION▐►
The compatition is to design a Crunch Machine flyer
the flyer will not be used on the 3rd of March but if i really like it i may ask to use it in future flyers

[Uncle Basic]

◄▌FREE ENTRY + 1 - COMPATITION▐►
The compatition is to design a Crunch Machine flyer
the flyer will not be used on the 3rd of March but if i really like it i may ask to use it in future flyers

scramps might be an idea to modify the original thread title to advertise you're doing a competition 

[scrampy]

◄▌FREE ENTRY + 1 - COMPATITION▐►
The compatition is to design a Crunch Machine flyer
the flyer will not be used on the 3rd of March but if i really like it i may ask to use it in future flyers

scramps might be an idea to modify the original thread title to advertise you're doing a competition 

done

[Alan Bench]

◄▌FREE ENTRY + 1 - COMPATITION▐►
The compatition is to design a Crunch Machine flyer
the flyer will not be used on the 3rd of March but if i really like it i may ask to use it in future flyers

I'm all over this. 

[scrampy]

◄▌FREE ENTRY + 1 - COMPATITION▐►
The compatition is to design a Crunch Machine flyer
the flyer will not be used on the 3rd of March but if i really like it i may ask to use it in future flyers

I'm all over this. 

I'm all in it,lol

[noodle confusion]

I told you I couldnt play at this..... Im playing in reading... I did tell you quite clearly at your last night and you said you were going to fix it

[спам]

I told you I couldnt play at this..... Im playing in reading... I did tell you quite clearly at your last night and you said you were going to fix it

lol

if US presidents were like promoters, scrampy could be king.

[scrampy]

I told you I couldnt play at this..... Im playing in reading... I did tell you quite clearly at your last night and you said you were going to fix it

it is fixed! ur names not on the flyer and it hasnt been 4 about a week.

if your still seeing the old flyer image u need to refresh your browser on the crunch machine thread and clear the cache


and note again!, if anyone needs to tell me something can they PM me (and not post it up!), cheerz

[Hooty]

and note again!, if anyone needs to tell me something can they PM me (and not post it up!), cheerz

Don't forget that works both ways 

[cridge]

I think Scrampo should have his own chat show...

S$RAMPY SPRINGER...

[Krela]

it is fixed! ur names not on the flyer and it hasnt been 4 about a week.

if your still seeing the old flyer image u need to refresh your browser on the crunch machine thread and clear the cache

You really are the worlds worst bullshitter.

Your sig still says spaghetti machete too.

[Dub boy]

You really are the worlds worst bullshitter.

 

His first party at the Swan had over 400 through the doors apparently 

[A guy called Adam]

His first party at the Swan had over 400 through the doors apparently 

Now, now Tim, Play nicely 

[Dub boy]

His first party at the Swan had over 400 through the doors apparently 

Now, now Tim, Play nicely 

Yea sorry Scramps 

I just couldn't help but have a chuckle at all the stories I keep hearing. My bad....

[A guy called Adam]

I just couldn't help but have a chuckle at all the stories I keep hearing. My bad....

To be honest, I dont think ANYONE can help but laugh at some of the things that have been posted.
I mean.....
REALLY?
 

[Dub boy]

I just couldn't help but have a chuckle at all the stories I keep hearing. My bad....

To be honest, I dont think ANYONE can help but laugh at some of the things that have been posted.
I mean.....
REALLY?
 

Innit 

[Kymatik]

His first party at the Swan had over 400 through the doors apparently 

Now, now Tim, Play nicely 

nah, sorry the guy asks for it. Clearly all that tea and spliffage from internet 'beef' has affected his memory. Reading the thread as a neutral- good 'ol Scramps and Crunch Machine are not coming off in a positive light at all. Nothing personal but you come across as an idiot, and the issues/lack of organisation within your 'crew' and with your guests makes me think that the night will also be a disorganised mess, which in turn puts me off.

I keep goin full circle from    to  to  to  and I don't know why I even fookin care!

[scrampy]

god u all are a bad of laughs arnt u!

crunch machine runs quite smoothly

[simon_1ma]

His first party at the Swan had over 400 through the doors apparently 

Now, now Tim, Play nicely 

Yea sorry Scramps 

I just couldn't help but have a chuckle at all the stories I keep hearing. My bad....

lots of stories i remember about you from our old school days Tim. i cant help but chuckle about them.  
your obviously not interested in this event for any other reason than to take the piss.
why dont you concentrate on your own events? that would be a much more positive use of your time.

[Dub boy]

lots of stories i remember about you from our old school days Tim. i cant help but chuckle about them.  
your obviously not interested in this event for any other reason than to take the piss.
why dont you concentrate on your own events? that would be a much more positive use of your time.

Hey Si, I've already apologised, was just having a giggle & no malice was intended 

You can tell stories from my past all day long mate, im not ashamed of who I am 

[scrampy]

I want to play at this night!
hey Scrampy! we talked about this before but I would like to do a set in the mainroom if thats cool.

Id play a set of all the very best tracks ever written by the producers on 1 MAN ARMY RECORDS including...
LOZ KOLESZKO, HEADPHOBE, DEFAZED, FLOOGLEBINDER, MICHAEL J ROCKS, Q SQUARE, IDDIKK, ORTHA, SHOUTPUT, PSEUDOSCIENCE...
including loads of secret special tracks that no one has ever heard out before. it will be fucking immense! I guarantee. 

what do you reckon mate? 

yeh sure, that'd be rockin, pm me details of what u want me 2 put on the flyer

[scrampy]

hows everyone getting on with the competition?

[Breakwhore]

[scrampy]

lol

[scrampy]

CRUNCH MACHINE website now up

http://crunchmachine.moonfruit.com/

[Hooty]

You just told us that!

shameless.. 

[scrampy]

You just told us that!

shameless.. 

well i needed to bump this post anyway,lol

[Hooty]

Yeah, because it's a whole, massive 26 hours since you last bumped it. How would you have coped?

[scrampy]

Yeah, because it's a whole, massive 26 hours since you last bumped it. How would you have coped?

twas longer than that, been just under a week

[Hooty]

I refer the defendant to reply #75.

[deviant]

god u all are a bad of laughs arnt u!

crunch machine runs quite smoothly

sorry mate, i beg to differ....

has got the potential to be an ok night, but the organisation has thus far run far from smoothly in my experience.

Tis all a learnin' curve tho i s'pose

[ANDINO]

1.50 for gas, well out of the question

[simon_1ma]

hey Scrampy! we talked about this before but I would like to do a set in the mainroom if thats cool.

Id play a set of all the very best tracks ever written by the producers on 1 MAN ARMY RECORDS including...
LOZ KOLESZKO, HEADPHOBE, DEFAZED, FLOOGLEBINDER, MICHAEL J ROCKS, Q SQUARE, IDDIKK, ORTHA, SHOUTPUT, PSEUDOSCIENCE...
 

what do you reckon mate? 

yeh sure, that'd be rockin, pm me details of what u want me 2 put on the flyer

Scrampy. i cant make this one now. im away over that weekend.
check your PMs

[scrampy]

1.50 for gas, well out of the question

thas the clubs price, not mine. anyway its strong gas

[lockdownbmx]

hows everyone getting on with the competition?

Comedy crunch machine flyers everybody.... 

I'll knock one up in mspaint when I'm in the mood. 

[Hooty]

Then go and post it on his forum 

[lockdownbmx]

I've got a hilarious idea, but it's a bit cruel to $crampy and might not do his night any favours (depending on which way you look at it) so I will refrain from doing it.

Certain people will know exactly what I'm thinking about. 

[Breakwhore]

I've got a hilarious idea, but it's a bit cruel to $crampy and might not do his night any favours (depending on which way you look at it) so I will refrain from doing it.

Certain people will know exactly what I'm thinking about. 

don't do that

[scrampy]

come on i wanna see some flyers (funny or not!) offensive flyers will resault in the offending person being forced to pay double (using mind control,lol)

[Talkie Toaster]

1.50 for gas, well out of the question

thas the clubs price, not mine. anyway its strong gas

it's nitrous oxide u tit, i doubt v much that the mix varies and differing strengths result.

[able]

1.50 for gas, well out of the question

thas the clubs price, not mine. anyway its strong gas

it's nitrous oxide u tit, i doubt v much that the mix varies and differing strengths result.

Well Medical grade stuff is stronger than catering stuff isn't it?

[lockdownbmx]

Here is my professional entry - this took me hours.



Commissions for flyer design are welcome. 

[scrampy]

B-U-M-P

[Ye Olde Cheeky Dave Mase]

Here is my professional entry - this took me hours.



Commissions for flyer design are welcome. 

Timmah! Can you design our next flyers pleeeeeeaaasssseeee?? I will tell Jo she is fired now! 

[Wilbert]

fucks sake. just made a wicked flyer, but can't load the rasclaart picture. i've saved it in my msn spaces. if anyone fancies a go, it's under http://ukjunglist.spaces.msn.com and its the only one in the january 22 picture file. im such a technophobe

edit: actually, it's right here if u want a go http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=49081167&albumID=0&imageID=1806306822

[scrampy]

lol

[Wilbert]

lol

good work! so, yeah, this is my effort....

[punksi]

1.50 for gas, well out of the question

thas the clubs price, not mine. anyway its strong gas

it's nitrous oxide u tit, i doubt v much that the mix varies and differing strengths result.

Well Medical grade stuff is stronger than catering stuff isn't it?

exactly...by quite some degree. Lakota gives you one small balloon (from whippits) for £1....the Swan gives you one good sized balloon for £1.50 and it's medical grade....try the two side by side and you will most certainly notice the difference!

[scrampy]

This is my leaving party, on the 6th i will be leaving (hopefully) Bristol & getting on the train 2 Brighton