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151  General / The Forum / Re: Beyonce at Glastonbury on: June 28, 2011, 10:29:10
tbh I think Zane was thinking :/ when Lauren Laverne was trying to sum up her performance lol

Lauren Laverne needs a constant cock in her mouth
152  General / The Forum / Re: Another stabbing on Stapleton Road on: June 28, 2011, 10:24:41
cabbin stabbin
153  General / The Forum / Re: Beyonce at Glastonbury on: June 28, 2011, 10:22:36
So does this new-fangled Feminism mean I can call a girl a 'cunt' and not get berated by Hijack's lilly-livered liberal crowd?

carry on...though I can't speak for everyone

i dont mind speaking fi teh women like
154  General / The Forum / Re: feeling ill on: June 28, 2011, 10:20:29
my only advice is to stay away from wrongdiagnosis.com

hope you feel better soon Azn

thank you my love x
155  General / The Forum / feeling ill on: June 28, 2011, 10:14:33
 Sad
156  General / The Forum / Re: ST.PAULS CARNIVAL - UNDERGROUND DANCE @ MALCOM X - 02/07/11 on: June 28, 2011, 09:39:44
what time is producer playing?
157  General / The Forum / Re: Whats your Glastonbury highlights? on: June 27, 2011, 17:59:14
killing that cunt in that toilet
158  General / The Forum / Re: man walks over the Thames on: June 27, 2011, 15:00:40
nah, was for real bro
159  General / The Forum / man walks over the Thames on: June 27, 2011, 14:56:05
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2008399/Magician-Dynamo-walks-water-crossing-River-Thames-foot-using-bridge.html

160  General / The Forum / Re: Beyonce at Glastonbury on: June 27, 2011, 13:20:35
the internet is serious business
161  General / The Forum / Re: bristol Carnival Soundsystem on: June 27, 2011, 12:00:02
just rig up anywhere, thats what everyone else does
162  General / The Forum / Re: Shifty looking black people in the centre - with clipboards??? on: June 23, 2011, 16:42:46
Simples

 Undecided
163  General / The Forum / Re: HIJACK PARTY! All systems go! July 23rd @ T2 on: June 23, 2011, 16:07:41
Wes is in the trolley itself on a white canvas

That's a Banksy.

Ace flyer! Shame the night will be half full of clique cunts.

PS the jumper is big Dave!!
164  General / The Forum / Re: what are your favourite / most unusual sexual positions? on: June 23, 2011, 13:17:38
Why don't you two have sex and find out your favourite positions?

well up for it Two Thumbs
165  General / The Forum / Re: A small collection of rants on: June 23, 2011, 13:12:07
Working with a hangover.

Boses.

Landlords.

The council tax people.

People with seriously bad breath who corner me at art events & go on an on and on RIGHT IN MY FACE
about everything they ever thought about art, life & everything. Just coz I'm nice, doesn't mean I love mindless opinions wrapped up in horrible odours.

Fucking crackheads shouting at each other outside our house EVERY NIGHT. I know the idea of people getting up in the morning & going to work is impossible for you to comprehend, but how well has your 'scream at the top of your lungs about anything & everything that attracts your attention' policy served you so far? Are you smart, rich, successful & not wearing the same clothes you puked all over yesterday? Maybe time to change your approach....

Shit. This topic seems to have opened something up for me. Who knew I was so full of rage?

rat out please
166  General / The Forum / Re: what are your favourite / most unusual sexual positions? on: June 23, 2011, 13:07:50
you like football and use the word cunt quite a lot, this doesnt make you male, but i'd be inclined to think that you are from the listed reasons and the general weakness of your posts and shit avatar

What the fuck are you talking about now Wold?  And you have not answered my question, what's with the muliple log ons and even having converstions with yourself?  Are you really that much of an idiot?  There must be a village somewhere missing one for sure.  

this is my only log in, i used to have gail trimble but she gone now
167  General / The Forum / Re: what are your favourite / most unusual sexual positions? on: June 23, 2011, 12:13:17
you like football and use the word cunt quite a lot, this doesnt make you male, but i'd be inclined to think that you are from the listed reasons and the general weakness of your posts and shit avatar
168  General / The Forum / Re: what are your favourite / most unusual sexual positions? on: June 23, 2011, 10:59:09
Bukkake


 Pimp
169  General / The Forum / Re: what are your favourite / most unusual sexual positions? on: June 23, 2011, 10:36:09
What?  A wanking project?  

nah just bored / interested.

you see, i'd have you as a legs rigid missionary auto-piolt thrust for around 2mins then spaz everywhere and appologise / cry kind of guy
170  General / The Forum / Re: what are your favourite / most unusual sexual positions? on: June 23, 2011, 10:35:40
My favourite position is 'in'

nice and basic, good good  Cool
171  General / The Forum / what are your favourite / most unusual sexual positions? on: June 23, 2011, 10:26:05
what are your favourite / most unusual sexual positions?

for a project, thanks
172  General / The Forum / Re: What and/or who are these things for? Need an answer ASAP on: June 23, 2011, 09:32:58
anyone south of the river?

You, my dear, have obviously never been past Horfield  Laugh

its true i reside in a very exclusive zone that extends from the bottom of sokes corft, across st pauls and into easton, over st werburgs, up to the golden lion area and back down gloucester road, everything else in bristol in bullshit, except the occasional foray to ashton court
173  General / The Forum / Re: napping on your lunch break on: June 22, 2011, 16:31:15
i take 45mins on brandon hill if its nice
174  General / The Forum / Re: What was your first post? on: June 22, 2011, 16:22:11
can someone else find mine for me
175  General / The Forum / Re: napping on your lunch break on: June 22, 2011, 15:56:59
its lush baby
176  General / The Forum / Re: How do you find out about upcoming nights? on: June 22, 2011, 15:50:41
word of mouth and posters, now fuck off
177  General / The Forum / napping on your lunch break on: June 22, 2011, 15:46:51
napping on your lunch break  Grin
178  General / The Forum / Re: the first post on: June 22, 2011, 15:44:59
shit post tbh
179  General / The Forum / Re: What and/or who are these things for? Need an answer ASAP on: June 22, 2011, 15:44:20
anyone south of the river?
180  General / The Forum / Re: We are people = No Ultramagnetic Mc's, no refund and a slap in the face. on: June 04, 2011, 15:10:41
I'm in. Food is solely grubby burger vans. Can of Gaymers is 4 quid. They took my water off me. No re-entry for anyone.
Not loving it so far...  Undecided

lul wut
181  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone got a Dahon folding bike? Any good? on: June 03, 2011, 15:45:57
lul wut
182  General / The Forum / Re: FAO sluts on: June 03, 2011, 15:37:25
 Kiss Love Cool Wink
183  General / The Forum / Re: FAO sluts on: June 03, 2011, 15:20:18

PMz pleaze  Wink
184  General / The Forum / Re: FAO sluts on: June 03, 2011, 14:49:28

Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*
185  General / The Forum / Re: FAO sluts on: June 03, 2011, 13:22:24
what's so funny?  Huh

ur a slut  Cheesy
186  General / The Forum / Re: we the people festival afterparties on: June 03, 2011, 10:03:21
if i ever find myself in dojos i know i have failed
187  General / The Forum / Re: How do you wipe your Bum??? on: June 01, 2011, 20:23:42
smack her up innit
188  General / The Forum / Re: How do you wipe your Bum??? on: June 01, 2011, 20:09:32
obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.

bet teh ladies love you
I'll have you know I'm an exceptional lover.
No foreplay at all?
Yeah some. But not with all the girls.
You can't tell me if you pull some girl in a club/work night out etc that you dive down there no questions asked?


do you count giving them teh sparko as foreplay?
189  General / The Forum / Re: It should be against the rules.... on: June 01, 2011, 20:07:49
Not as hard as getting out of a car park.

There's a difference between a one off event and being a serial child molester.

Sometimes it seems like you actually believe that I'm a nonce.  Smashed
Two Thumbs
190  General / The Forum / Re: How do you wipe your Bum??? on: June 01, 2011, 20:02:18
obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.

bet teh ladies love you
I'll have you know I'm an exceptional lover.

No foreplay at all?

yeah hes a real man, he just thumbs his limp dick into her dry fanny and hopes that friction will do summit
191  General / The Forum / Re: We are people = No Ultramagnetic Mc's, no refund and a slap in the face. on: June 01, 2011, 19:59:11
lul wut
192  General / The Forum / Re: How do you wipe your Bum??? on: June 01, 2011, 19:55:03
vids of stfu  Two Thumbs
193  General / The Forum / Re: How do you wipe your Bum??? on: June 01, 2011, 19:46:27
obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
Before then, they have clothes on. Usually.

bet teh ladies love you
194  General / The Forum / Re: How do you wipe your Bum??? on: June 01, 2011, 19:38:17
obviously "balls deep" is better, but what about before then?
195  General / The Forum / Re: How do you wipe your Bum??? on: June 01, 2011, 19:18:10
^^^^^ Undecided ^^^^^
196  General / The Forum / Re: How do you wipe your Bum??? on: June 01, 2011, 19:10:29
Noodle, do you lick the pussy?

I bet he doesn't unless he puts a johnny on his tongue.
Please tell me you guys are at least a little selective with your tongue lashings??

Undecided nah mate, whoever whenever wherever
197  General / The Forum / Re: FAO sluts on: June 01, 2011, 18:10:27
lulz innit
198  General / The Forum / Re: It should be against the rules.... on: June 01, 2011, 17:44:22
lul wut
199  General / The Forum / Re: How do you wipe your Bum??? on: June 01, 2011, 12:50:38
Noodle, do you lick the pussy?
200  General / The Forum / Re: whats your fine? on: June 01, 2011, 12:36:15
420.10  Undecided
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