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1  General / The Forum / Re: Congratulations to our very own 198football on: Yesterday at 22:45:39
Snow easy feat.

It's all i've got. I've accepted i'll never be Knife of the Realm.
2  General / The Forum / Congratulations to are very own 198football on: October 12, 2019, 22:23:09
You are Hijack's current google statistics user  Grin




<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/SQbr4ISrjII" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/v/SQbr4ISrjII</a>



 Smiley
3  General / The Forum / Re: Boris Johnson now effectively runs The Met on: October 04, 2019, 16:26:43
Now he runs the country lol.
4  General / The Forum / Nicola Townsend, Vernslade, Bath. What a bitch. on: October 02, 2019, 18:30:36
This bitch is crazy, How'd she get off with 2 years? barely 1 on lock down.  I'M SO ANGRY!

 I'M SO ANGRY!

A woman has been jailed for the manslaughter of her elderly father after she threw a remote control at his head.

Nicola Townsend, 50, threw the remote at Terence Townsend, 78, in a rage because she was frustrated and angry with him.

It hit his head, causing a gash, and when he went into the kitchen to tend to his wounds she pushed him over - breaking several of his ribs.




Quote
Judge Blair commented on the defendant's age and at her having no previous convictions.

"And you've received a public naming and shaming on account of this trial you crazy bitch" Judge Blair said.
5  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread on: June 26, 2019, 09:21:03
Could go one of two ways

 Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*
6  General / The Forum / Re: Exciting words from our Dear Leader on: June 26, 2019, 09:20:20
Is there an inbuilt calendar?


Doesn't look like it  Sad. Maybe we can have a whip around  Huh

https://support.theticketfairy.com/hc/en-us/search?utf8=✓&query=calender&commit=Search

 Smiley
7  General / The Forum / Re: RewIInd - A 10 Year Anniversary Tribute to Neil Kymatik on: March 15, 2019, 00:23:21
I might try and come back for this. I met him once. Nice chap. But I knew him from here. Sort of.

 Heart
8  General / The Forum / Re: The new Ricky Gervais thingy on Netflix on: March 15, 2019, 00:19:39
Is it the perfect antidote for someone who's grieving?

In so far that anything will, then perhaps. And not just grieving. It certainly made me think that being nice and making people happy is important even if I feel down and shitty. I'm actually quite blown away by this show.
9  General / The Forum / Re: The new Ricky Gervais thingy on Netflix on: March 13, 2019, 10:09:42
I have to say I am quite enjoying it. He plays a miserable bastard really well.
10  General / The Forum / Re: We have a government on: February 20, 2019, 11:46:18
But Theresa May as Home Secretary? Fuck off.

 Laugh
11  General / The Forum / Re: Vegans on: February 18, 2019, 19:58:06
A Bristol customer who applied for a bank loan was told by a member of staff "all vegans should be punched in the face".

The woman, who did not want to be named, had approached the bank for a loan to pay for a 400 nutritional diploma.

Her application was rejected.

 Laugh
12  General / The Forum / Re: LOLby city.. on: January 30, 2019, 11:54:03
Oooh - a loll!
13  General / The Forum / Oooh - a roll! on: January 30, 2019, 11:52:47
14  General / The Forum / Re: would you do me a favour hijack on: January 23, 2019, 12:45:06
done.  Grin
15  General / The Forum / Re: F*cking hell *also featuring Massive Hijack BELM* on: January 16, 2019, 12:17:48
You lot are a bunch of idiots. To suggest that a legit company are a bunch of backward racists because they have a listing (one of twelve thousand) for a product with a picture of a black cavewoman is beyond stupid. Apart from the fact that all 'cavemen' were most likely black as was the history of our race, Its made by an italian company, so black models were probably a rarity, and like someones already said, what black guy is gonna wear an afro?

Having grown up myself in a mix of cultures, Ive probably known more black and asian families in my time than you have probably seen on tv, why dont you welsh monkeys put your heads back up your own asses (you might see your shit more clearly) and leave the company out of it.

Oh no! I said Monkeys, and Welsh! I must be racist right?

F*ckin Idiots.


 LIGHTAH!
16  General / The Forum / Re: Asymmetrical jeans on: January 16, 2019, 09:53:33
17  General / The Forum / Re: So I met Hooner and Skippy this week on: January 16, 2019, 09:48:12


 Bad Teeth
18  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone feeling this GRIME bizness? on: January 10, 2019, 18:03:16
Watch out for some big tings to happen very soon on the Bristol Grime Circuit.

 OMG Death Star!!!11

A "violent and controlling" grime artist falsely imprisoned and raped four women, a court has heard.

Andy Anokye, 31, known as Solo 45, is accused of violently treating, bullying and sexually abusing his victims over a two-year period.

On the first day of his trial at Bristol Crown Court, he was described as a narcissist "who derives satisfaction and sexual pleasure from inflicting pain and suffering".

19  General / The Forum / Re: The rise and fall of Hijack (in pictures) on: January 09, 2019, 16:36:45
I ran the numbers, can anyone comment on the apparent rising trend of users online?

20  General / The Forum / Re: So it seems the rumours are true; Lakota really is shutting down... on: January 09, 2019, 10:44:43

Hopefully Clockwork is going to be as good as everyone hopes as we're going to be completedly fucked for big venues otherwise.

 LIGHTAH!
21  General / The Forum / Re: Happy Christmas on: December 28, 2018, 12:37:51
Merry Chistmas to you too

22  General / The Forum / Re: Happy Christmas on: December 28, 2018, 12:35:31

Optimistic to think it'll need bumping.  Undecided
23  General / The Forum / Re: Happy Christmas on: December 25, 2018, 00:04:48
Repost  Tut Tut

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/happy-christmas-104023/msg1304566/?topicseen#msg1304566

Happy Christmas  LIGHTAH!
24  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack Room 101 on: November 10, 2018, 16:01:24
1 Cucumbers

What's wrong with cucumbers?
25  General / The Forum / Re: TIMECODE is shit on: September 08, 2018, 16:49:43
Frankly, don't really know why i'm bothering to reply to this...

same
26  General / The Forum / Re: How do you wipe your Bum??? on: July 11, 2018, 15:12:16
This one is worth going through.  Smiley
27  General / The Forum / Re: Another student idiot! on: July 11, 2018, 09:48:37
A great example of the diverse views this board had.  Roll Eyes

A full apology at the Remembrance Sunday ceremony would be a good start at showing how "deeply ashamed" he is.
Fucking cunt.

I don't see anything wrong with it to be honest.
28  General / The Forum / Re: "Family friendly" venue hire along Gloucester rd ? on: July 11, 2018, 09:45:29
This is a good one as well.
29  General / The Forum / Re: Engerland Engerland Engerland!!!!!111111oneone on: July 11, 2018, 09:33:39
30  General / The Forum / Re: Gary Lineker shat himself in a World Cup match at Italia 90 on: July 11, 2018, 09:32:11
 Puke
31  General / The Forum / Re: Key cutters? glos rd/town centre? on: June 25, 2018, 16:00:18
10 year anniversary of this classic thread  LIGHTAH!

YNWA

 Heart
32  General / The Forum / Mayor of Godalming is jailed for nine years for sex with 13-year-old girl on: June 18, 2018, 23:42:53



Simon Thornton was jailed for nine years on Monday after a judge heard how he used the thirteen-year-old girl as a sex object.

The court also heard that 46-year-old Thornton, Mayor of Godalming in Surrey between 2006 and 2009, told police who arrested him: 'You know I am the Mayor?'


Whatever would Jack Philips say?
33  General / The Forum / Re: How to embed your Soundcloud player in Hijack on: June 13, 2018, 08:48:03
Please can we get rid of this sticky and replace it with LOLby City.
34  General / The Forum / Re: LOLby city.. on: June 12, 2018, 22:15:15
denuclolearization
35  General / The Forum / OFFICIAL: 2018 World Cup Thread on: June 12, 2018, 20:05:46
I have to say Korea's Yang Jiwoon is killing it at the moment. A style I can only describe as cerebral. Surely one to watch.

What are your thoughts for the coming year in ceramics and pottery?

36  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol record label internships? on: June 12, 2018, 19:56:22
Might be worth keeping an eye on this if you're just thinking about Bristol. http://www.bristolmusicfoundation.com/

Check the link lol.
37  General / The Forum / Re: LOLby city.. on: June 03, 2018, 11:42:10
Donlold Trump

Replolst.

Donlold Trump
38  General / The Forum / Re: GDPR + Hijack = Death of Hijack? on: May 31, 2018, 20:35:14
I'm hooked on data requests. I could do with a list of all the privacy/GDPR email addresses for businesses.

It'll be interesting to see if I can get off 192.com.
39  General / The Forum / GDPR + Hijack = Death of Hijack? on: May 20, 2018, 16:42:08
Is Hijack covered by GDPR? I imagine it is as it's owned by a limited company.

Could users get all their posts deleted? Will the T&Cs change? So many potential questions.

Considering the very real and serious implications of it I wonder why the owner (Rit?) would even bother continuing it?

Or at least I can imagine a very serious purge. One day - soon - I can imagine it going totally offline.

It'd be interesting to know anyone's thoughts.
40  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol Tiler Recommendations on: May 02, 2018, 14:11:19

Bonnie...Tiler

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/fsgWUq0fdKk" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/v/fsgWUq0fdKk</a>
41  General / The Forum / Was Dynamite MC MC'ing in a toilet? Who told him he could do it like that? on: May 02, 2018, 11:56:46
At 13 seconds and then repeatedly throughout video

https://youtu.be/tI8bbh7c-l8?t=13s

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/tI8bbh7c-l8" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/v/tI8bbh7c-l8</a>
42  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol Tiler Recommendations on: April 02, 2018, 19:02:29
Bonnie.
43  General / The Forum / Big Break on: March 07, 2018, 21:13:35
Full episodes online. Classic.  Smiley

Dat opening gag  Doh!

4.33s

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This should suit Hong Kong! a yellow ball

 Doh!

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/ZgVxJvijBEk" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/v/ZgVxJvijBEk</a>
44  General / The Forum / Re: Here's a vauge as f description of a band i'm trying to find. on: March 07, 2018, 11:10:10
It was Kosheen.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/McjmZUyhwkE" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/v/McjmZUyhwkE</a>

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/HHIjuyNdMvg" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/v/HHIjuyNdMvg</a>

Quite a funny thread on them: http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/kosheen-lol/

wobble monger

I LIKE THE TING TINGS AND I AM NOT THE LEAST BIT ASHAMED
I STOLE THEIR ALBUM OFF THE INTERNET THE OTHER DAY AND I THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE GOOD
THANKYOU

This is gold.

Kosheen were originally touted as a live drum & bass band - two of the members were producers of nondescript techstep set-filler before starting Kosheen as a way of making money out of fuckwits. Their single 'Hide U' was a crossover hit and also caned by Grooverider around the time he got a show on Radio 1 and stopped championing interesting music. It's without merit but remains by far the best thing they've ever done. They played their first gig at Ashton Court festival during which they displayed their true colours as a band who would play literally any style of music as long as their agent thought it might get signed up to appear on an advert. Their singer is one of those unpleasantly driven self-styled hippies who seem to be drawn from all corners of the globe to Bristol and the West Country. She is renowned in Bristol for turning up at free jam sessions and taking them over with her poweful yet charmless foghorn of a voice. They were personally responsible for killing Bambi's mother and all the little rabbits in Watership Down. They name their albums after endangered native populations in order to sell more records to people with confused consciences and no taste in music. They borrow elements from seemingly random styles of music (eg. "heavy" guitars, trancey acid lines, soppy breakbeats) in the most knuckleheaded and obvious way possible, using them to window dress the terrifying creative vacuum at the heart of their work. They were big around the time we started Choke and provided a suitable, if somewhat arbitrary, target for our ire at the way fashionable musical forms and other cultural signifiers are co-opted as Pavlovian buying triggers for dehumanised lifestyle whores.
45  General / The Forum / Here's a vauge as f description of a band i'm trying to find. on: March 07, 2018, 10:17:57
I was looking up Massive Attack  Pimp, and then browsed Tricky, Portishead etc..., well, just Tricky and Portishead actually.

And then I seemed to remember another band in a similar vein, possibly from Bristol or Wales and not Catatonia who had at least one reasonably successful tune back in around 2006.

I am sure they played at Attic Bar fairly soon after it re-opened in around 2006-2007. I think I remember walking past it thinking it would be good to have gone.

It might have been a band that could operate with a DJ set-set-up. Possibly with a female singer.

Any ideas?
46  General / The Forum / Re: Would anyone like the honour of hosting this funky ass mix? on: March 05, 2018, 19:17:12
Anyone got a copy?

This?

https://www.mixcloud.com/fftt/powercut-funk-mix-0105/
47  General / The Forum / Re: 10 years on - roll call! on: February 28, 2018, 21:55:08
got married

I have warm memories...of the thread   Smiley Glad it worked out for you.

Who'd you end up getting to play?

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/wedding-bands-ideas/
48  General / The Forum / Re: The Bristol Pound on: February 14, 2018, 12:01:10
Bitcoin itself won't survive imo

lol.
49  General / The Forum / Re: Im in business! on: February 11, 2018, 22:34:49
 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

I'm in business

What business?

I sell power steering

How's business?

I've cornered the market.

 Grin Grin Grin
50  General / The Forum / Re: Being upside down / out at sea on: February 11, 2018, 22:14:57
mmmmph, it's more of an estuary. But it's pretty cool so i suppose we can let it slide. Although I don;t want no one coming out with stories about how they got fingered while listening to Prince and going 'sea' fishing off Portishead.

 Doh!
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