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1  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend some new TV or Movies... on: September 17, 2010, 14:13:56
The new Louie ck series "Louie" is some damn good watching.
2  General / The Forum / Re: Who shits in a bath?!?!?!? NSFW!!! on: September 14, 2010, 03:52:10
Larner, you didn't have blonde Tamsyn round did you? Rumour has it she's guilty of shitting in peoples baths, someone did one in the bath of that kiddies house party we went to next to the Kwik Fit garage in Stokes Croft a couple of weeks back (different night though). She's got form, she could be your culprit!! 

Such an off key thing to do, last thing you wanna do hungover/coming down after a house party is clean up everyone's shit (rubbish), let alone clean up someone ACTUAL shit  Puke Puke Puke

haha, I know her. there were always rumours that she had shat in a bath, but I didn't know it was this prolific!  Laugh

Yep, heard the same story as well. Laugh

It is well known that tamsyn shits in baths. She normally tries to push it down the plughole though so i doubt this is her work.
3  General / The Forum / This is how you dance dubstep. on: February 07, 2010, 01:13:51
and we're all going to hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lLqqR2pcws
4  General / The Forum / Re: how shit is skins now on: January 29, 2010, 22:28:16
Bring back Misfits!!!!!!
the problem is Misfits made my expectations for sexy teen gone wrong, drug taking dramas far too high, so skins now feels like watching high school musical with a couple of (un)necessary sex scenes
Although.....

 Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands* Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands* Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

ZOMG! Someone give that girl a burger! Make it 10! No wonder she is sitting down   Undecided
She's got the body of a ten year old boy Two Thumbs but that michael jackson nose isn't really doing it for me.
5  General / The Forum / Unintentionally hilarious bnp Video on: November 03, 2009, 12:37:28
Like most things the bnp do this greets me with a mix of both horror and hilarity

http://bnp.org.uk/2009/11/watch-this-video-south-wales-bnp-reveals-the-destruction-of-our-country/

OH GOD THERES BROWN PEOPLE!!!!
6  General / The Forum / Re: "Just like those few moments after one of the best orgasms of your life" on: April 10, 2009, 16:46:27
i've been throwing out whitby waves to everyone i know for months now.
7  General / The Forum / Re: Music you can't believe you've only just found out about... on: April 10, 2009, 15:34:12
I think i first heard about dan deacon from youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/v/_eMb_kh_glw&hl=en&fs=1

haha "we're talking 16 ska bands. We're talking 19 ska bands"

Spiderman of the rings is actually an amazing album and his live show is ridiculously fun.

he needs to come to bristol again.


8  General / The Forum / Re: **MONSTER BASS II** Sat 4th April @ Swan. MUNGO'S / STARKEY / 2562 / HEATWAVE... on: April 06, 2009, 15:36:07
yeah, i was surpised to have no ringing at all the next day. I used some cheapo earplugs for the set from a pharmacy. I sounded to me like it was only the bass that was ridiculously loud, the rest of the sound spectrum was a pretty normal volume. I've been to some nights with piss poor bass and come back with badly ringing ears probly cos they've been pushing the system to its limit to get more bass but just ended up blasting me with the higher frequencies.
9  General / The Forum / Re: **MONSTER BASS II** TONIGHT @ The Swanny. Set times up!! on: April 05, 2009, 13:05:49
damn good night guys. mungos rig was amazin. I may have been responsible for some of the most uncordenated wobling about ever seen but i think that me and evryone viewing it enjoyed it massively

bring on monster bass 3.
10  General / The Forum / Re: DONK-umentary on: February 23, 2009, 02:32:16
I both vomitted and shat several times whilst watching that.
11  General / The Forum / Re: Manchester on: February 14, 2009, 00:07:12
Top notch.

Am off in the morning and i plan to have a damn good time.

there are a few all-u-can-eat-for-a-fiver outfits around the portland streeet area... the trick is not to get anything with batter on it, thats designed to slow down even the most voracious of eating machines... but ur bird might be horrified... instead take her to China Town.. which is off portland street on charlotte street... but make sure you go west (no homo) and not east because thats Canal Street... canal street had appropriately had the 'c' painted over in white... it is a gayers paradise and is charming during the day by the canal almost like amsterdam it is, but in the evening on a weeekend u may well have your retina burnt out by lewd sexual acts in the street.  Smashed

HA! My girlfriends called charlotte, i can make out that i have had the street named after her in an elaborate gesture and save myself money on valentines day present. Should probly avoid that second street on the same night to avoid incrimination.

Cheers for the help.
12  General / The Forum / Re: Manchester on: February 13, 2009, 10:11:08
thats more like the hijack i was expecting wahey
13  General / The Forum / Re: Manchester on: February 13, 2009, 04:16:07
Cheers guys that all sounds great. TBH they all sound like things i wanna go to. I'm tempted to ask if theres any dubstep nights but we're so spoilt for choice round here it seems wierd to go do it somewere else. Definatley would like to see some live bands while there, something crazy and rememberable. Is there anything worth visiting during the day or should i save all my energies for night time. When i think of manchester there aren't really any attractions that come to mind.

And this is my last fm http://www.last.fm/user/schaffino to get an idea of what i like though its a bit screwed up from novelty playlists getting left on for days at a time by mistake.

I'm staying here aswell if that means anything  http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&channel=s&hl=en&q=m15%204qq&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl

Whats this Ģ5 chinese dealio. My girlfriend is half chinese so she'll obviously love it.  Bad Teeth

thanks all. This has been well helpful. No one's even said anythng suggestive, offensive or drug related  Cheesy
14  General / The Forum / Manchester on: February 12, 2009, 12:30:38
Me and the girlfriend are gunna be in manchester all next week. Anyone got advice on good nights out or things to do whilst there?
15  General / The Forum / Re: Pills "no worse than horse riding" on: February 09, 2009, 05:06:06
Friend of mine got hooked on crack last year without anyone noticing

Laugh

As a quote it is laughable.... but wish i had seen the depths of addiction in a good friend of mine.  Hard to see things when they are so close to you that you look beyond them.

Hope your mate gets the help he needs and doesn't make a stupid decision like mine did.

RIP Jordy P  LIGHTAH! Tomato Slayer!
Sorry to hear about your friend. It is sad when people do that to them selfs. Its pretty hard to recover from Crack addiction specially when you have lost everything I mean what are you gonna do?
How the fuck do you become addicted to Crack in the first place? I still dont get it!
I mean most people I know that have taken drugs know that there is road that you donīt want to cross and thats Heroin and Crack!
It really is a poor excause to say "I didnt know how addictive it was or somebody gave it to me and I just took it"

I dont see any other argument for legalisng drucks other than the addict trying to justify the habbit. Not meaning that El Noodle or anyone else here is an addict,not that there is anything wrong with it,but people still take drugs even though they are illegal! Why do they need to be legalised for you to take them? You get pure Gov supplied stuff? Who are we try to kid here!


In my mind, the main reason people start taking those sort of  drugs is as a reaction to something else in there life like depression, abuse, bad breakup etc. Something that affects there decision making. Similarly, another situation i can imagine someone starts taking those sort of drugs would be if there decision making was temporarily already seriously impaired while under the influence of other drugs, be it alcohol, mdma or whatever.

Also something that needs to be remembered, some people are just ridiculously retarded and are gunna do it because they don't look any further into the subject then "will it make me feel good".
16  General / The Forum / Re: RIP John Martyn :( on: January 31, 2009, 01:54:40
i've only just found out from my gf. made me want to cry
17  General / The Forum / Re: Scrump05 Sclist "Darkroom EP" Free MP3 Giveaway!!!!! on: January 12, 2009, 16:37:20
ERECTION!
18  General / The Forum / Re: SHIT THE BED 7!! feat STB TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on: January 11, 2009, 06:14:27
I AM AROUSED!!!!!

Is there gunna be some lasers alongside altern8. Also, altern8 best not be playing same time as plastician, i dont think i could take that.
19  General / The Forum / Re: the first 5 tunes to come on your shuffle on: January 05, 2009, 18:43:37
Hot snakes   -  audit in progress
Rival schools - World invitation
Death cab for cutie - Transatlanticism
Everytime i die - godspeed us to the sea
ebola - painkillers

20  General / The Forum / Re: Rum is Fun? on: January 05, 2009, 18:40:05
Stroh


Comes in 40 60 and 80 percent varieties. That'll put  some hair on your chest,  and possibly serosis in your liver.

http://www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=2442
21  General / The Forum / Re: Earwax removal WTF? on: December 29, 2008, 15:58:30
Cerumol eardrops seem to work the best and with most people you use them for 3 days and the wax just comes out in the shower. Sounds like your to far gone for that anyway  Doh!. Doctors reccommend using olive oil or the otex woud probly be fine aswell, for several days before the syringing to soften up the earwax. I work in a pharmacy and have to mindlessly repeat this to peole several times a day.

Anyway, if i was you i'd think of this as mother natures way of protecting your hearing from teh wobbles.
22  General / The Forum / Re: Wrong Music Takeover Bristol! November 29th! on: November 29, 2008, 15:28:23
chuffed aboot this. see you guys tonight.
23  General / The Forum / Re: Math head this week? on: November 06, 2008, 17:48:51
Only place i could find it on was a google cache of math heads myspace. has this night been cancelled?
24  General / The Forum / Math head this week? on: November 04, 2008, 01:43:36
A little bird told me math head was playin in brizzle this week, but i can't for the life of me find it advertised anywere?
anyone got any clues?
25  General / The Forum / Re: Who mopeds to UWE Frenchay Campus?? on: October 10, 2008, 02:13:40
You could go up to the ring road and just turn left like your going to filton. Thats how i'd do it. But i come from yate so the ring road is my solution to everything.
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