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1  General / The Forum / I've already mourned. This is like a fkn zombie horror on: September 12, 2018, 21:50:29
[deity]Rit, [/deity]

Get a shovel, dig the hole and chop the head off.


2  General / The Forum / Re: Would anyone like the honour of hosting this funky ass mix? on: June 08, 2018, 08:36:37
 Two Thumbs
3  General / The Forum / Re: Would anyone like the honour of hosting this funky ass mix? on: March 05, 2018, 19:46:23
N00b error.
 Doh!

Its in his sig.

(Which I have turned off)


Still have to rip it myself, no d/l link
4  General / The Forum / Re: Would anyone like the honour of hosting this funky ass mix? on: March 05, 2018, 15:55:28
I finally got round to recording a mix and encoding it and all that.It on an uptempo funk/breaks kinda vibe. Heres the tracklisting...

DJ Format - Here Comes the Fuzz
Ronnie Keaton - Going Down for the Last Time
Foreign Legion - Feel the Music
The Meters - Funky Miracle
Boca 45 - Fonky Feet
Paul Nice - Sardines Break
Poets of Rhythm & Lyrics Born - I Changed My Mind
Rob Life - Swings & Roundabouts
Mr Scruff - Spandex Man
Quantic Soul Orchestra - Super 8 Part 1
RJD2 - Good Times Roll Part 2
Quantic f/ Aspects - Primate Boogaloo (Quantic Mix)
Aretha Franklin - Rocksteady
Breakestra - You Need a Dance
Beastie Boys - Ch-Check it Out
DJ Format - Her Comes the Fuzz (Psycho Pab Remix)
Western Roots - Percussionistics
Breakestra - Getcha Soul Together Part 2
Bobby Byrd - I Know You Got Soul
DJ Format f/ Abdominal - As the Drum Pounds
Major Force - The Re-return of the Original Artform (Cut Chemist Remix)

If anyone would like a copy pm me and I'll sort out sending one over messenger or something. Even better if anyone would like to host it for a bit that would be well appreciated  Two Thumbs

Anyone got a copy?
5  General / The Forum / Re: 10 years on - roll call! on: March 01, 2018, 22:42:33

2 kids (3&5)
Barely even go out for dinner let alone clubbing.

Still listen to a few 'jackers mixes.

Can't bring myself to delete the bookmark for this place.

6  General / The Forum / Re: CBD on: December 04, 2017, 17:43:55
interesting.

I have chronic pain and the only thing that touches it are rather heavy handed prescription meds.

Been recommended it but have wondered about its efficacy.
7  General / The Forum / Re: Nobody posts here anymore on: October 10, 2017, 19:00:41
Facebook is dead. Long live Hijack!

 Script
 Two Thumbs
:like:
8  General / The Forum / Re: State Of The Union on: August 03, 2017, 08:54:41
He has to support the will of the people.

A lot of people were mislead during the referendum (£350M red bus being the classic)
Saying that a lot of voters still blame non UK nationals for all their problems but the next group on their hate list are rich toff tories.

If Corbyn goes against Brexshit those voters that hate the tories will default back to the dislike of non UK Nationals and the tories would then roll out the murdoch propaganda wagon to whip people up into a nationalist fervour again.

So he could have fought for another referendum causing Labour popularity to take a hit but instead he's pulled the punch and is watching the tories writhe around like a slug in salt. The short term effects of this are very uncomfortable (DUP) and I'm personally worried about the scale of damage the tories can do before the next election. But labour stand a good chance of ousting them. If they oppose brexit directly that lowers the odds.

Battle/War etc etc

(i have a small hope brexit will fizzle out and somehow become a non event)

9  General / The Forum / Re: Nobody posts here anymore on: February 05, 2017, 23:56:37
Hi there.
How's life?
10  General / The Forum / Watching things rot on: January 13, 2017, 19:40:28
11  General / The Forum / Re: Look on the bright side...rd is now spa on: November 25, 2016, 22:38:02
12  General / The Forum / Re: 2016 on: November 09, 2016, 22:55:47
Rit pulls the plug on Hijack?
13  General / The Forum / Re: Nobody posts here anymore on: May 19, 2016, 19:38:50
14  General / The Forum / Obama out on: May 02, 2016, 08:19:54
https://www.facebook.com/NowThisNews/videos/1053004234789700/
15  General / The Forum / Re: Terrorists are sprouting up everywhere on: March 24, 2016, 14:34:37
They're even running for office in the States.
16  General / The Forum / Re: Practical jokes on: February 28, 2016, 14:37:08
Few good uns that I have neither the time nor inclination to write, but in brief:

Old mate of mine had a mrs that would incessantly nag him to do her in the dirty pipe... and he really wasn't a fan, for weeks he would come to the pub and tell the boys about his girlfriends desperation to have her poo pushed in.

Eventually, we got to the point that we devised a plan where he'd slip a rolo yogurt under the bed early afternoon, then that evening, when the inevitable botty bashing nag cropped up, pretend to gave in, dip the tip, whip out, into the rolo yogurt, and ensue with the "Uggggggghhhhhhhhh, that's RANK" type vibe...

None of us saw the lad for almost a week, unattainable by phone, NO ONE  had seen him... he rocks up in the local, stoney faced, unshaven yadda yadda - turns out he pulled the rolo yogurt out, all had gone swimmingly, and she ran to the bathroom. Content in the knowledge he'd never be forced to bum again, he slept like he never had before.

The next day, he awakes to find literally half the flat missing, including all of his young ladies clothes. In a panic, he chucked his joggers on, and ran outside, sans his keys, to turn around and see the door slam...

and "shitbox" written on the front of his house in 4 foot tall letters.

It changed the young man.

lol

I don't get it?
17  General / The Forum / Re: DnB mix that needs it's tracks identifying on: February 17, 2016, 20:11:13
Nice one.

 Two Thumbs

You're welcome

I was ill yesterday and this little bit of detective work was the closest I got to productivity all day.

Soundhound + Google + Persistence = Smiley

I drifted from any sort of regular chosen music for years. Then I got the urge and looked at the mess of 300gb of music I have accumulated and picked a load of stuff at random. I've been rinsing that mix for 2 months solid (at least)
the section with the Bjoink remix is proper  Love

Helps me code.
 NERD ALERT!
18  General / The Forum / Re: DnB mix that needs it's tracks identifying on: February 16, 2016, 18:40:06
Nice one.

 Two Thumbs
19  General / The Forum / DnB mix that needs it's tracks identifying on: February 15, 2016, 22:08:39
https://soundcloud.com/zat0ichi-1/bestofliquidlove

I cannot find where I got this from originally and the mp3 file has no info embedded.

20  General / The Forum / Re: I'm steaming pidgeon shit off the window on: January 10, 2016, 17:19:58
Tried to replace fittings on a toilet seat.
Failed
Bought new one.

21  General / The Forum / Re: 397-223 on: January 08, 2016, 15:01:06
I gave up flash and .swf's for my new years resolution. Any chance you could post an html5 or siverlight?

Silverlight?
THats getting dropped by chrome soon
22  General / The Forum / Re: Have we ever had a dedicated 'I've seen the new Star Wars' thread? SPOILERS AHOY on: January 07, 2016, 18:50:39

Kylo ren
23  General / The Forum / Re: the laugh at chelsea thread on: December 17, 2015, 15:51:41
so much so it made me log in here
24  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: December 01, 2015, 21:31:17
Recently played Dying Light - Dying shite. Not horrendous, just very little of interest or to recommend.

yeah

Quote
Currently playing Assassin's Creed 4, which is much like 3 and not really that good either. Sailing around is not very interesting.
Once your ship is maxxed out its boring.
I enjoyed getting that far

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I also have the new Transformers Devastation game, which is styled on the G1 era and is a button masher, but looks great.
I really want to like this. I;m old enough to appreciate the aesthetic but too old for the game play.
Have only given it a couple of 20minute romps so it might grow on me.




FALLOUT4:spurt:
base building and exploration (apparently there's a main story)

and just cause 3



25  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack Is The new Mumsnet on: September 28, 2015, 20:21:20
Did someone say mumsnet?

Those wales adventures look wicked. Massive underground bouncy net, mega zip lines.
26  General / The Forum / Re: Big hoo har at the bottom of whiteladies on Tuesday on: September 19, 2015, 22:27:04
Armed escort for that peado ring that got busted
27  General / The Forum / Big hoo har at the bottom of whiteladies on Tuesday on: September 16, 2015, 21:34:37
What was that all about then?

Can find anything on the news.
28  General / The Forum / Re: My wee just smelled of meat on: July 25, 2015, 11:33:25
[/hijack]
29  General / The Forum / Re: Digital Services on: July 17, 2015, 10:35:17
I was expecting proctology spam
30  General / The Forum / Re: Moving to Bristol, any suggestions?? Help! on: July 14, 2015, 18:50:54
+1


Block party nailed it.
31  General / The Forum / Re: Pinot Grigio on: July 11, 2015, 12:22:23
bumping this classic thread.

(just missed 11:22:33)
32  General / The Forum / Re: what food do you enjoy peeling most? on: July 07, 2015, 21:14:22
I love peeling Beetroot Smiley

Good peel texture and colour.
Loses points due to the shape.
33  General / The Forum / Re: what food do you enjoy peeling most? on: July 02, 2015, 22:05:49

not sure I want them to fuck so far away that I pay the 250% markup.
34  General / The Forum / Re: **now filming a one man show ** ....Brit walks into a bar... on: July 02, 2015, 19:54:04
you'll have to change your show's name now
" A colonial invader marches into a pub"

The irish chapter / sequel is called "The State of Yer Man" Smiley

 Pimp
35  General / The Forum / Re: **now filming a one man show ** ....Brit walks into a bar... on: July 02, 2015, 18:49:49
you'll have to change your show's name now
" A colonial invader marches into a pub"
36  General / The Forum / Re: what food do you enjoy peeling most? on: July 02, 2015, 18:48:27
shallots can fuck off
37  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend me a on: June 24, 2015, 09:24:58
Garlic crusher thread gets 3000 hits
Actual music thread gets 140
38  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend me a on: June 23, 2015, 20:20:29
Yes I know knives do garlic but crushers are good for avoiding garlicky fingers
39  General / The Forum / Recommend me a on: June 23, 2015, 13:48:10
Garlic Crusher.

40  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 17, 2015, 18:41:08
I like photos of festival goers wearing plastic bags
41  General / The Forum / Re: That Windows 10 icon that just appeared on: June 03, 2015, 18:21:43
Its a free 1 year subscription.
If after a year you dont pay I'm sure you'll lose access to a whole chunk of functionality.

i dont think that's right? you've got 1 year in which you can take the free update to win10. i dont think there's any definitive confirmation of pricing yet, but this says it's definitely not a subscription:
http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/new-product/windows/windows-10-release-date-price-features-uk-3496959/
I'm always willing to be proven wrong
42  General / The Forum / Re: That Windows 10 icon that just appeared on: June 03, 2015, 13:51:13
i am intrigued as to what will happen if i click it on my non-genuine version of win7.  Undecided
I'm not sure they'd actually care too much. Personal opinion but they are giving away a free operating system because they want everyone who uses Windows to be on a level playing field. They want you off of Windows 7 as much as teh legawls.
Its a free 1 year subscription.
Theres a whole app based ecology that will spring up around it.
If after a year you dont pay I'm sure you'll lose access to a whole chunk of functionality. This is all server based so cannot be hacked fully.



Personally I only really care about DirectX12.
43  General / The Forum / Re: Let's have a bit of B B King, shall we? on: May 15, 2015, 12:53:19

not nice
44  General / The Forum / Re: Well come on then... on: May 09, 2015, 14:09:54
I hope there's something left to save in the next 5 years.

45  General / The Forum / Re: People on Hijack with loads of posts whom you've never heard of ? on: April 29, 2015, 18:41:22
77
46  General / The Forum / Re: People on Hijack with loads of posts whom you've never heard of ? on: April 29, 2015, 12:43:38
http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/profile/?u=1
47  General / The Forum / Re: Completly fucked Samsung S2 on: April 28, 2015, 21:51:21
For Sale - Samsung S2
Price - Reasonable Offers
Description - THis is the first time I've used gumtree...


Saying that S2s are pennies these days (champion phones in they're day) so I'm not sure scammers  will bite
48  General / The Forum / Re: Get the fuck out of my house... on: April 27, 2015, 11:12:19
How did he do that?

Oh right they're in on it.

I watched a thing about that American magician guy from the 80's/90's and how he disappeared the space shuttle.
The audience was in on it.

Ever since then I get no joy from magicians although slight of hand is impressive.

There's that UK headologist that manipulates people and makes it sort of like a magicians show. He was entertaining for a while but he disappeared up his own arse and is annoying to watch.

Harrison ford is looking old and doddery which makes me sad.
49  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: April 18, 2015, 09:34:40

 Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love

Will the game look that good?I'm not sure but it will be a darn sight better than the PS2 ones, and i enjoyed them both a lot.

Pretty much. That's pre rendered stuff so its not quite being done in real time (think of the opening boat scene in witcher2)

Its fucked though.

No single player campaign although they are talking about missions which I guess means no real connecting story other than star wars lore.
NO SPACE BATTLES!
NO DEATH STAR!

unless its included in over priced DLC.

EA and DICE have made a very nice game and they are going to make people pay dearly for it.


You'd need a pretty serious rig to make it look that good I reckon!

GTA V on PC is currently blowing my mind in the graphics department though  Smiley

That's running on PS4.

Yeah GTA V is very pretty. It also helps the actual game is top notch.
50  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: April 18, 2015, 08:15:20

 Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love

Will the game look that good?I'm not sure but it will be a darn sight better than the PS2 ones, and i enjoyed them both a lot.

Pretty much. That's pre rendered stuff so its not quite being done in real time (think of the opening boat scene in witcher2)

Its fucked though.

No single player campaign although they are talking about missions which I guess means no real connecting story other than star wars lore.
NO SPACE BATTLES!
NO DEATH STAR!

unless its included in over priced DLC.

EA and DICE have made a very nice game and they are going to make people pay dearly for it.
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