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1  General / The Forum / Re: Three things you learned today on: October 29, 2014, 10:06:57
My girlfriends mum keeps going 'tick tock tick tock' when she sees me, which is apparemtly the sound of my girlfriends biological clock ticking. She can fuck right off, Im not even ready for a cat.

I now have a cat and a baby..... Laugh

Goodbye old life...

Is this a recent addition to the household (baby, not the cat)?

Baby 6 weeks ago, cat about 5 years ago, Cats are a gateway drug to babies.
2  General / The Forum / Re: Three things you learned today on: October 28, 2014, 23:32:43
My girlfriends mum keeps going 'tick tock tick tock' when she sees me, which is apparemtly the sound of my girlfriends biological clock ticking. She can fuck right off, Im not even ready for a cat.

I now have a cat and a baby..... Laugh
3  General / The Forum / Re: A question for the remaining Hijackers on: October 22, 2014, 15:20:15
Yup, BS4.

4  General / The Forum / Re: Common Law on: October 22, 2014, 06:26:14
Topical

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/this-is-why-brian-harvey-turned-up-at-10-downing-street-joel-golby-168


5  General / The Forum / Re: Techno and DnB mixes on: October 13, 2014, 15:50:15
Listen to my nearly 18 year old techno mix - recorded onto a tape on Christmas day 1996.

https://soundcloud.com/joetko/joetko-techno-xmas96

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Techno mix recorded Christmas day 1996, 2 technics + a mixer into a TDK tape, old skool.

Tracks/remixes from among others Adam Beyer, Slam, Dave Angel, Lenk, Thomas Krome - starts off electro then goes atomic jam style techno.

I am not doing another one mind.






6  General / The Forum / Re: OFFICE PARTIES - Every Saturday @The Office Canteen, Wells Road FREE on: October 08, 2014, 12:43:43
I like the office, it is smaller than my living room though.
7  General / The Forum / Re: 2x Technics SL1200-MkII + Gemini UMX-5 mixer - 450 on: October 04, 2014, 14:25:23
Sold to Mr Steve Rice - pleasure doing with business with you sir.
8  General / The Forum / Re: chopping peoples heads off - PR boo boo. on: October 04, 2014, 11:28:16
The videos are achieving exactly what ISIS want them to achieve - pulling the West back into the conflict in Iraq, and into the Syrian civil war.

It is some fucked up shit for sure, but our dumb Western asses are doing exactly what they want us to do.

I reckon most the middle East will be flattened in our lifetime.

9  General / The Exchange / Black/slate iPhone 5 16GB O2 - 180 - NOW SOLD on: October 01, 2014, 11:11:02
Nothing to see here
10  General / The Forum / 2x Technics SL1200-MkII + Gemini UMX-5 mixer - NOW SOLD on: October 01, 2014, 09:43:34
I know this should be in exchange, but as the only people in there are Ukranian spambots I am cross posting this in here - we need all the posts we can get.

I am selling my decks and mixer - good condition, home use only, never gigged.

I want 450 for the lot - that's a good price so not really interested in offers. This is a Hijack discount compared to what I have them on gumtree for!

I might split if the prices are right but would prefer to get rid of the whole lot in one go. PM I up about that.

2x Technics SL1200 MkIIs

Fitted with Stanton 500 cartridges. Decks are in excellent working order - pitch control is smooth, no issues with phone/earth leads. Come with lids for both decks and with ninja tune slipmatts as shown. Minor points - the pop up lights on each deck no longer work (3.80 each to replace), and one lid is broken round the hinge (see picture).

1x Gemini UMX-5 mixer  

Gemini UMX-5 scratch mixer - has VCA channel and cross faders (posh), curve controls for fader/channels, hamster switch. Full details on spec here - http://www.planetdj.com/i--UMX-5
Only issue with mixer is the switch for the PHONO3/LINE4 has snapped off - it still works just fine, you can easily switch it with your finger. See pictures below.


























11  General / The Exchange / 2x Technics SL1200-MkII + Gemini UMX-5 scratch mixer - NOW SOLD on: October 01, 2014, 09:41:00
I am selling my decks and mixer - good condition, home use only, never gigged.

I want 450 for the lot - that's a good price so not really interested in offers. This is a Hijack discount compared to what I have them on gumtree for!

I might split if the prices are right but would prefer to get rid of the whole lot in one go. PM I up about that.

2x Technics SL1200 MkIIs

Fitted with Stanton 500 cartridges. Decks are in excellent working order - pitch control is smooth, no issues with phone/earth leads. Come with lids for both decks and with ninja tune slipmatts as shown. Minor points - the pop up lights on each deck no longer work (3.80 each to replace), and one lid is broken round the hinge (see picture).

1x Gemini UMX-5 mixer  

Gemini UMX-5 scratch mixer - has VCA channel and cross faders (posh), curve controls for fader/channels, hamster switch. Full details on spec here - http://www.planetdj.com/i--UMX-5
Only issue with mixer is the switch for the PHONO3/LINE4 has snapped off - it still works just fine, you can easily switch it with your finger. See pictures below.






















12  General / The Forum / Re: New UK House, Garage + Bass night starting in Bath.. Get involved on: September 12, 2014, 12:44:08
I think according to the 'downfall of hijack' graphs posted last year, by this time Hijack should be posting on me and not the other way around.

A quick look at the stats shows August was the lowest ever for new topics (72) and new posts (346)

The twitching corpse refuses to die, but the downward trend is still intact.

13  General / The Forum / Re: Paul Ross - lol on: September 04, 2014, 15:24:10

That's a great URL
14  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol to Brixton - Bike Ride on: September 02, 2014, 23:48:42




Is that dude wearing cut off jeans?

140 miles in denim? Fuuuuuck.

That is fucking mental.
15  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol to Brixton - Bike Ride on: September 02, 2014, 11:42:00
Fair play!  Massive achievement, chapeau!
16  General / The Forum / Re: Dont buy anything from Hijacker known as 'eh?' on: August 14, 2014, 08:45:20
Navaho said he would buy some shoes off me but then changed his mind about how big his feet were  Smashed

This actually happened.
17  General / The Forum / Re: God on: July 31, 2014, 17:21:51
God was last active on December 11th 2008.


18  General / The Forum / Re: God on: July 31, 2014, 17:00:14
There has never been proof of supernatural beings.

au contraire....

19  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol to Brixton - Bike Ride on: July 31, 2014, 14:26:45
Fair play, sounds like you got it figured out (apart from the fixed bit, that's just mental)

I made a donation anyway.

Bonne Chance!
20  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol to Brixton - Bike Ride on: July 31, 2014, 11:20:24
140 miles on a fixie in one day, oooof.

Fastest I have managed 100 miles was at 18.2mph average and that was riding in a group and it killed me, I could not have gone another cm, My previous best century was 16.8mph and again I was fucked after. Both those are strava moving time so not including breaks.

I reckon you would do very well to average 16mph for 140 miles (especially fixed) - that's 9hrs pedalling without any breaks at all.

You are gonna want at least a couple of hrs breaks, that is looking like the best part of 12hrs, assuming no punctures, mechanicals etc.

Doable, but I would set off fucking early!
21  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol to Brixton - Bike Ride on: July 23, 2014, 10:38:39
Fair play.....

120 miles on a fixie....that would be some ride with gears.

Best route is probably following this, you don't want to just go down the A4 all the way, it would be horrible - http://www.action.org.uk/action_100_bristol_london

I have no idea what gear you would need to get over all the hills between here and Chippenham but not spin out on the run into London - I am not sure one exists..

Good luck!
22  General / The Forum / Re: Vapers (E-cig users) on: July 21, 2014, 10:33:46
This thread is ridiculous.
23  General / The Forum / Re: The Official Road Riding Thread on: July 16, 2014, 09:57:12
I did a sportive on Sunday with some people I used to work with, should have been 78 miles but we got lost and it ended up being 98.6 miles  Smashed

Fastest I have ever ridden that sort of distance as well, averaged over 18 mph, although there were 3 of us in a group most the way so we were sharing the wind.

I have done more miles already in July than I managed in the whole of June - hope the weather stays nice.
24  General / The Forum / Re: The Jesus Christ at Brasil thread on: July 08, 2014, 21:53:51
25  General / The Forum / Re: Sunday Roast with outside space for kids to play on: July 03, 2014, 19:10:17
The Thunderbolt does a great roast (good veggie / vegan options too) and has an outside bit for kids.

It does an amazing roast, prob best I have had anywhere in Bristol, but it is not going to be running over the Summer.

https://www.facebook.com/juneskitchenthunderbolt

Is the Thunderbolt a good/nice pub then? As that will almost be my local in a few weeks. Looks pretty run down but heard it has good music on.

The Thunderbolt is really a music venue more than a pub, usually on a weekend it is a charge on the door. They do have a pop up restaurant Sunday Roast thing on Sundays though - that is the June's kitchen thing I linked above - it is amazing, but they are having the Summer off. Get stuck in when it comes back though, the Chef used to be at Cafe Maitreya, the food is amazing, and they totally transform the pub for the roasts. In general have good bands on all the time though, plus later on when bands have finished you can usually rock up and get in free. The landlord is sound, it is a cool place.

Not sure where you will be living, but pretty sure the best pub close to you will be the Oxford. Its a proper pub, but also has very good live music and its always free, seen loads of wicked bands in there totally randomly. The landlord is sound as well, its an all round good place to go.

Star and Dove is good too, but a little more wanky, still good for drinks though, the food is a bit too pretentious for me. They have good beers though, and it is generally quite a nice place to kill a few hours.

Paintworks is ok, but is essentially some sort of creche with some beer pumps. The average age on a Saturday is about 8. Its nice in the week, and the Pizzas are ok if a little not for poors..

The Shakespeare used to be my favourite pub, but last time I went in there it was awful. Loads of sweaty men playing poker with 600dB 90s trance on the stereo. I have not been back.

The New Found Out is best avoided.

The pub at the end of my road is The George - they have a meat rafflle, that is all you need to know. I do go in here to watch football sometimes but cosmopolitan it is not.

NB - I drank 4 pints of Thatchers earlier today so all above opinions should be filtered through that nugget of information



26  General / The Forum / Re: Sunday Roast with outside space for kids to play on: July 03, 2014, 10:21:19
The Thunderbolt does a great roast (good veggie / vegan options too) and has an outside bit for kids.

It does an amazing roast, prob best I have had anywhere in Bristol, but it is not going to be running over the Summer.

https://www.facebook.com/juneskitchenthunderbolt
27  General / The Forum / Re: The Official Road Riding Thread on: July 03, 2014, 08:37:58
Strava is cool though

Join the Hijack group:

http://app.strava.com/clubs/hijack-bristol

There are 6 people, even more than on here  Laugh
28  General / The Forum / Re: coffee on: July 02, 2014, 18:14:45
Does that mean the grain is finer?.

Basically yes.You cant use coarse ground coffee in an espresso machine. You can use espresso ground coffee in a cafetiere but it give you the issue you describe

I used to grind my own coffee, you could choose the grind then, but cant be bothered at the moment. Quite a nice little ritual to go through every morning though.

If I didnt have an espresso machine I would use my mocha pot -



Millions time better than a cafitiere and only about 10.

I also have an aeropress which is wicked for camping and for bonus points looks like an Austin power style penis pump



I like coffee.
29  General / The Forum / Re: coffee on: July 02, 2014, 14:28:04
At work I drink this -

It is lush but massively expensive.



At home I drink -

But I put it in Illy tin so nobody knows I am a poor  Bad Teeth


NB - both are for espresso machines
30  General / The Forum / Re: The Official Road Riding Thread on: July 01, 2014, 12:35:46
My total for June 2014 -  333.5mi, 20h 57m, 13,294ft climbing

A bit crap, managed 491 miles last June, but had over a week off with a spannered leg so not too bad.

Managed 625 miles last July, gonna need to seriously up my game to get near that, need to keep the sunshine going!
31  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 27, 2014, 17:50:30
Oh dear....although apparently Ed Sheeran was playing so maybe a blessing in disguise.





PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTYYYYYYYYYY!

32  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 27, 2014, 17:12:18
Any minute now..........




edit - WTF is going in with the girl in the checked shirt bottom right?? Shapeshifting lizard crew!
33  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 27, 2014, 10:00:47
And so it begins.....

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Posted Today, 09:13 AM
Rain was meant to hold off till 11 but been raining now for an hour

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Posted Today, 09:50 AM
Hammering it down now 
34  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 26, 2014, 16:25:05
This light sprinkle just softening people up for the 50 year storm tomorrow.....






Glastonbury and Wimbledon could be a washout as Britain braced for three weeks' rain in one weekend


Wild weather is expected to batter parts of Britain this weekend, with flood warnings issued for Friday and Saturday.

Thunderstorms, hail and lightening are expected across the south of England, turning Glastonbury into a mud-bath and serving up a Wimbledon washout for tennis fans.

Weathermen say heavy downpours are expected to start in the early hours of Friday.

A Met Office spokesman said: "Showers will become heavy and thundery across southwestern parts of England and Wales early on Friday, moving northeast to affect other areas south of The Wash to North Wales during the day.

"Some reduction in activity is expected overnight, before further slow moving heavy and thundery downpours develop during Saturday, easing from the north later.

"The public should be aware that the resulting downpours may lead to localised flooding and potential disruption to transport and outdoor events."

It is only four months since devastating floods hit parts of England. Worst affected were homes along the River Thames and the Somerset levels, where many are still clearing up from the shocking of the winter weather.


35  General / The Forum / Re: The laugh at Liverpool thread on: June 26, 2014, 15:57:01
Luis Suarez to miss nine Premier League matches and three Champions League games.


http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/26/world-cup-luis-suarez-ban-biting-uruguay

For Barcelona....
36  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 26, 2014, 15:43:08
I am reliably informed it is chucking it down  Two Thumbs

Live misery feed here - https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=glastonbury%20rain&src=typd
37  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 24, 2014, 15:58:58


The Met Office are warning that Glastonbury Festival could be hit by thundery showers this weekend.

The original sunny forecast has gradually worsened over the last few days with many predicting 2014 will be a mudbath.

Now the Met Office have come up with an even grimmer forecast for the weekend with unsettled weather dominating.

Wednesday should be relatively fine as tens of thousands arrive at the Festival site in Pilton to pitch their tents.

However as we progress towards the end of the week and into the weekend the risk of showers, some of them heavy, increases.

Met Office Deputy Chief Meteorologist Bob Wilderspin said: "Thursday night into Friday morning could see some heavy downpours for Somerset and there is the potential for slow moving thundery showers to affect Glastonbury Festival both Saturday and Sunday."

This dude knows.....'quite torrential'

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/6UyDT98lSTw" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/v/6UyDT98lSTw</a>
38  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 24, 2014, 13:23:28
I would only ever go Glastonbury if I had a camper van and showers.

Dont worry about showers........

On Friday, the weather is expected to take a turn for the worse, with temperatures dipping to a maximum of 18C with some persistent rain falling for most of the day until late evening. Saturday looks very similar and even cooler, with showers for most of the day, and more rain is expected on Sunday.

 Tomato Slayer!
39  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 24, 2014, 11:49:41
I'd like to think it will be pleasingly sprinkled upon to counter the heat.

I like to think it will be a proper deluge on the Friday turning the whole site into a swamp.

If I had the money to go to Glastonbury I'd probably go to Tuscany for a week

Classic middle aged Hijack  Laughing
40  General / The Forum / Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 24, 2014, 10:55:24
This has to be done, but I don't even know why any more....



Looking good this year, it is definitely going to rain - http://www.yr.no/place/United_Kingdom/England/Glastonbury~2648559/long.html



41  General / The Forum / Re: The Official Road Riding Thread on: June 23, 2014, 11:19:35
Anyone put some good miles in this weekend?

I managed Bristol to Exeter and it was amazing. Saw a deer, a donkey, rabbits, alpacas and lots of other animals. Roads were really good as well until we reached Honition and then it was like cycling on a pneumatic drill.

I saw that ride on strava, fair play that was a good effort!

I had a weekend off as had visitors Sad

My leg is still not quite right but have still managed ~250 miles over last couple of weeks, loving the sunshine.

I now have a pretty text book comedy cyclists tan....



42  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone going to Glastonbury who wants to play some tunes in a small tent? on: June 20, 2014, 13:00:18
every time i see this thread i'm reminded of that one where someone told someone else they couldn't even run a tent

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to run a tent  Slayer
43  General / The Forum / Re: Totterdown music festival on: June 16, 2014, 14:50:22
I was here on Saturday, was excellent fun  Two Thumbs
44  General / The Forum / Re: The Official Road Riding Thread on: June 05, 2014, 21:07:35
Anyone see this site for creating profiles of your rides from Strava?

Very cool. Here is my most exciting one....



45  General / The Forum / Re: The Official Road Riding Thread on: June 04, 2014, 17:07:21
I am injured, leg is fooked, cant cycle at mo  Embarrassed

Last decent hilly ride I did was - http://app.strava.com/activities/142728777

Up Burrington and Cheddar Gorge, both long climbs rather than too steep so not too harrowing, I am not good when it gets too steep (eg Deer leap, ugh)

Hopefully back at it next week.

46  General / The Forum / Re: Lunch ideas on: June 03, 2014, 12:28:09
I am ignoring the healthy bit....

+

Alternatively.....

+

Both cost about 75p, take about 2 min to cook, and are proper nice (and spicy as fook).
47  General / The Forum / 24hrs without a single post....... on: June 02, 2014, 15:50:44
Inspired me to update the charts.....

48  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: May 31, 2014, 10:52:00
Classic Wold  Laugh

49  General / The Forum / Re: Eating out in Bath on: May 30, 2014, 15:01:34
My girlfriend is the vegan; she likes to keep me on my toes and make my life difficult by having morals and stuff. 

I didn't realise that only vegans could have morals.  Bad Teeth

It's about all they can have.
50  General / The Forum / Re: Eating out in Bath on: May 28, 2014, 21:12:27

Nepalese might be ok, this place is pretty good and not too dear - http://www.yakyetiyak.co.uk/


It is some years back, but I found that Nepalese place to be one of the worst meals I have ever had.. utter bobbins.

Perhaps an Indian place might give more options for all?

I have been twice,  last time was last Summer, was pretty good both times but maybe I got lucky/was so drunk I thought it was good. TripAdvisor seems to think it's ok anyway. To be honest it was pretty much the only thing I could think my of that would be vegan friendly.  Surely most Indian dishes are riddled with ghee? Thai has fish sauce in everything even if they say they don't. Middle Eastern maybe? Hummus, falafel etc must be safe. I am glad I don't know any vegans....

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