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51  General / The Forum / Re: I has an Imac for sale... on: March 05, 2012, 22:06:44
Why is Hijack suddenly obsessed with hair removal Huh
52  General / The Forum / Re: Happy Birthday Dan Powdermonkey! on: March 02, 2012, 11:31:46
Happy birthday Dan! Kiss
53  General / The Forum / Re: Medical advice - what just happened? on: March 02, 2012, 11:09:01
Is it better yet?
54  General / The Forum / Re: What's making you happy right now? on: March 02, 2012, 11:06:04
Sunshine and good books Smiley
55  General / The Forum / Re: What's on tomorrow night... on: March 02, 2012, 11:05:34
Ed Rush at Basement45 Cheesy
http://www.headfirstbristol.co.uk/#6121
56  General / The Forum / Re: What are you reading at the minute?!?! on: March 01, 2012, 12:13:45
Dear Hijack
I've got an 11 week holiday coming up Tomato Slayer! Gunna need to fill up my kindle with some goodies before I go - recommend me some books please?
Not so much into factual/biographies etc and don't really like sci-fi stuff. Also no hippy/philosophical meaning of life bullshit. Otherwise anything goes.
Thanks Kiss
57  General / The Forum / Re: New Members: All about you - post here! on: March 01, 2012, 11:31:10
hi my name is ethan i live in st pauls and i think i have a verrucca?Huh


NSFW

http://p.twimg.com/AjhNO5oCAAAfiKz.jpg:large


 Laugh
58  General / The Forum / Re: What's making you happy right now? on: February 29, 2012, 17:51:11
(Hopefully) having just won against cancer  Grin


Well done! Cheesy
59  General / The Forum / Re: Body Language on: February 28, 2012, 22:02:34
Quote
The Catapult doesn't work for women, even flat-chested ones

Lulz.
60  General / The Forum / Re: Return of the Friday 5..... on: February 24, 2012, 19:10:59
1. Working a night shift tonight Sad
2. And not getting paid Angry
3. Had 4 inches cut off my hair this week Cheesy
4. New gold jeans Grin
5. 1 month and 1 day to go til I'm of to Madagascar Slayer Slayer Slayer
61  General / The Forum / Re: What's making you happy right now? on: February 23, 2012, 19:07:29
Garlic on toast. Mmmmmm.
62  General / The Forum / Re: Greyness vs Baldness on: February 23, 2012, 18:53:20
I prefer grey to bald I reckon. Unfortunately my boyfriend is definitely destined to be a boiled egg Sad
63  General / The Forum / Re: Occupy Vagina on: February 22, 2012, 15:16:46
My girlfriend had a transvaginal ultrasound whist pregnant. I definetly didn't make any vibro jokes whilst stood next to her, for sure.

Maybe you should of done. Lighten the atmos.  Bad Teeth

When one of my mates was doing a vaginal examination on a pregnant lady her husband turned to him and said "You're the only man I've ever let finger my wife" bahahahaha fucking awkward! Doh!
64  General / The Forum / Re: It feels like I have a splinter in the tip of my finger on: February 21, 2012, 14:03:46
Don't you share a house with Dr Kitty?



Yay Grin

Al I'm home this evening, show me your finger. It's probably syphilis Kiss
65  General / The Forum / Re: The all-new SFW "Wanna post something but can't find a thread" thread. on: February 19, 2012, 22:42:23

Not sure why but that really made me giggle! Cheesy
66  General / The Forum / Bristol bus driver attacking cyclist with his bus! on: February 17, 2012, 11:52:22
A bus driver in Bristol has been jailed for "using his bus as a weapon" to knock over a cyclist - broke the guys leg, wrist and thumb. Absolutely savage, what a cunt!

Video of it here - http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2012/feb/17/bus-driver-cyclist-attack-video
67  General / The Forum / Re: Do we have a Thursday animal? on: February 17, 2012, 09:34:20
or a baby pigmy chameleon



I'm going to Madagascar soon, can't wait to see some badass wildlife Grin
68  General / The Forum / Re: Ben Goldacre explains how the NHS is being privatised on: February 10, 2012, 20:13:04
Wes is right.
Lot's of people carry the MRSA bug on their skin, this doesn't mean they infected, it just lives on them. These people are the source of infection for others who are susceptible.
All patients being admitted to private hospitals will be screened for MRSA before they arrive. If they are carrying the bacteria they will have a treatment to get rid of it before they are allowed into the hospital.
Lots of people who have planned admissions to NHS hospitals (e.g. for a knee operation) will have the same process done.
People who come into hospital through A&E are also screened for MRSA, but because it is an emergency they have to be admitted anyway, you can't send someone who's having a heart attack home and tell them to come back when their MRSA is gone.
The reason that private hospitals don't have MRSA is because they don't deal with emergency patients.
69  General / The Forum / Re: I thought having a mole removed would be a pretty simple procedure...(NSFL) on: February 10, 2012, 09:22:44
With all due respect, compared to what surgeons have to do elsewhere on the body, that procedure looks pretty textbook.

 Script Man up.
70  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: February 05, 2012, 11:21:40
Cherry Wang Tomato Slayer!
71  General / The Forum / Madagascar on: January 10, 2012, 19:29:44
Anyone been?
Going for 11 weeks from end of march to start of june, very excited!
Will be working in the north for 8 weeks so looking for good weekend activities around there, then stuff to do further south in my three weeks off.
Definitely up for some national park type stuff, keen to see lemurs and other crazy wildlife and generally take in the amazing landscapes...

So, go hijack, recommend I some things to do/places to go/stuff to see please! Kiss
72  General / The Forum / Re: Top 5 Christmas Films! on: December 20, 2011, 12:28:07
Nightmare before Christmas
Wallis & Grommit
Blues Brothers
Wizard of Oz
Any shite Arnie comedy
73  General / The Forum / Re: I'm going to read Hijack from start to finish on: December 17, 2011, 19:19:27
Turns out Wold was fish tank emptying ghost the whole time

 Laughing
74  General / The Forum / Re: gloucester road is going (more) wrong.... on: December 16, 2011, 17:56:28
Hijack is a pile of shit though..save for a handful of people it's full of cunts

I think most of the people on here seem alright, even you Steve. Heart

I'm fucking lovely.

I'm definitely a cunt Cheesy
75  General / The Forum / Re: Friday morning puzzle for you all - it's a fish-tery!! on: December 16, 2011, 12:51:18
That is pretty weird Huh
76  General / The Forum / Re: Return of the Friday 5..... on: December 16, 2011, 12:49:31
1. This week I finished my final medical exams after five years of studying Grin Grin Grin
2. Holidays start today Cheesy
3. It's nearly christmas and the first one in aaages that I won't have to spend cramming for january exams Tomato Slayer!
4. Got a bottle of hendricks gin on the go
5. Excited about the possibility of snow
77  General / The Forum / Re: THE SKY IS DOING A WEEWEE on: December 13, 2011, 08:46:40
Eeeks the wind just blew my bedroom window open, scared the bejeezus out of me Cry
78  General / The Forum / Re: Thread of the Year...2011 on: December 12, 2011, 18:50:03
Speaking of mentally unhinged internet heroes, I liked the thread where Wes attacked the evil Sita bin man with a brick:

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/sita/


Oh yes Love
79  General / The Forum / Re: Massage.... on: December 11, 2011, 20:13:15
What's a BMus with Honours? Not a degree right? A degree is massaging hands?

Bachelors degree in music  Two Thumbs

Ah yes, he makes awesome bleepy electronic music as well as massages.

Presumably not at the same time

Probably wouldn't be massively relaxing...
80  General / The Forum / Re: Massage.... on: December 10, 2011, 22:43:56
What's a BMus with Honours? Not a degree right? A degree is massaging hands?

Bachelors degree in music  Two Thumbs

Ah yes, he makes awesome bleepy electronic music as well as massages.
81  General / The Forum / Re: TONIGHT | MILLION WAY | live techno | house | electro | booty @ Mr Wolfs | 3 on: December 10, 2011, 20:02:21
Poooo wish I could come! Have a very merry time Cheesy
82  General / The Forum / Re: Massage.... on: December 10, 2011, 11:24:20
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Luke-Norland-Bristol-Massage/189420497757082 Smiley
83  General / The Forum / Re: Dear Hijack on: December 09, 2011, 23:20:07
 Cheesy
84  General / The Forum / Re: Southampton on: December 09, 2011, 11:56:36
Plus if your place of work is miles away from the station at the other end then you could be knackered.

This is very true, the hospital is nowhere near the train station Doh!
85  General / The Forum / Re: Southampton on: December 09, 2011, 11:50:19
Get a job in Bristol?

I wish I could Cry
86  General / The Forum / Re: Southampton on: December 08, 2011, 17:55:05
If you do end up commuting to Salisbury from Bristol, I would recommend moving SOTR. If you are doing 90 mins to Salisbury, the potential extra 20 minutes getting across Bristol could be the difference between normal-ish life and insanity (that's assuming you live somewhere in the north of the city now - my point might be useless!).

That's good to know, thanks. Think I would probably cycle from G. Rd to the station & get the train, driving would send me mentals I reckon.
Southampton sounds shit, I'm glad I asked!
87  General / The Forum / Re: Southampton on: December 08, 2011, 14:59:19
Will be coming back to Bristol as much as possible cause my man & cats are here, so Bournemouth is probably too far for me.
Not really fussed about night life - can come back to Bristol for that and also will be working my arse off and probably doing a fair few night shifts.
Commuting from Bristol to Salisbury seems to be the most tempting option at the moment...
So really this thread should've been called "Salisbury" then?!!?

Maybe, I kind of got the gist of what Salisbury is like though, don't know anything about Southampton so thought I'd ask just in case people said it was amazorz.
88  General / The Forum / Re: Southampton on: December 08, 2011, 14:57:51
Commuting from Bristol to Salisbury seems to be the most tempting option at the moment...

Shouldn't be too bad, I didn't realise that Salisbury was your place of work...

Not sure if it is yet... will be somewhere around the south coast, I've got to decide where I want to be based (although I might end up getting sent somewhere else anyway).
89  General / The Forum / Re: Southampton on: December 08, 2011, 14:17:18
Will be coming back to Bristol as much as possible cause my man & cats are here, so Bournemouth is probably too far for me.
Not really fussed about night life - can come back to Bristol for that and also will be working my arse off and probably doing a fair few night shifts.
Commuting from Bristol to Salisbury seems to be the most tempting option at the moment...
90  General / The Forum / Re: Southampton on: December 08, 2011, 13:39:51
Useful advice, thanks Two Thumbs
91  General / The Forum / Re: Southampton on: December 08, 2011, 13:06:36
Got to move to somewhere in that area for work next year. Debating the relative merits of being in Salisbury which is probably pretty dull but only an hour away from Bristol on the train, or being in Southampton which would probably be more fun but half an hour further away...
92  General / The Forum / Southampton on: December 08, 2011, 12:05:24
Anyone come from/lived in Southampton? What's it like?
93  General / The Forum / Re: Dating help on: December 05, 2011, 14:34:31
I found a little nugget of poo in the shower in my old flat. Saw it and thought to myself "that looks like a poo nugget, but it can't possibly be, who would poo in the shower?" so I picked it up to see what it was Puke Puke Puke Puke
Dirty horrible student house Tut Tut
94  General / The Forum / Re: Christmas isn't christmas unless... on: December 04, 2011, 19:14:27
Christmas isn't christmas unless night wold buys you an enourmous christmas tree with flashy lights and tinsel and shit Love
Nice one Al Kiss
95  General / The Forum / Re: Bed sharing algorythm on: December 02, 2011, 11:36:05
I am tiny but refuse to give up any of my half of the bed, you fault for being too tall/fat imo...
96  General / The Forum / Re: @hooner on: November 29, 2011, 23:50:59
Disabloled
97  General / The Forum / Re: So my people are going on strike next weds on: November 29, 2011, 18:09:58
Nobody wants to "drag" everybody's pensions down, but there is no way that the current system is sustainable. People need to start taking responsibility for themselves, and start making their own separate provisions for their retirement, rather than expecting the governmenit to do it for them.

Yes, private sector pensions are shite, but you don't see us striking, do you? No, we just supplement it with our own cash instead.

Yep, but one of the attractions for me to a state sector job is the fact that although the annual salary is less, you do get a decent pension!

I'd be surprised if public sector salaries are still lower than private sector...


Depends on the job surely. Doctors can earn a ton more in private practice for example...
98  General / The Forum / Re: New Members: All about you - post here! on: November 29, 2011, 15:46:05
Right, i'm off to finish 1984.

 OMG Death Star!!!11
99  General / The Forum / Re: Shocking video on: November 28, 2011, 20:34:14
She's been arrested for racially aggravted public disorder Two Thumbs
Edit: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-15923875
100  General / The Forum / Re: Dubstep Awards (NSFW) on: November 28, 2011, 18:42:15
She looks just like someone I know Lips Sealed
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