Why is Hijack suddenly obsessed with hair removal

Happy birthday Dan!

Is it better yet?

Sunshine and good books

Ed Rush at Basement45
http://www.headfirstbristol.co.uk/#6121

Dear Hijack
I've got an 11 week holiday coming up Gunna need to fill up my kindle with some goodies before I go - recommend me some books please?
Not so much into factual/biographies etc and don't really like sci-fi stuff. Also no hippy/philosophical meaning of life bullshit. Otherwise anything goes.
Thanks

hi my name is ethan i live in st pauls and i think i have a verrucca?


NSFW

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(Hopefully) having just won against cancer 

Well done!

The Catapult doesn't work for women, even flat-chested ones

Lulz.

1. Working a night shift tonight
2. And not getting paid
3. Had 4 inches cut off my hair this week
4. New gold jeans
5. 1 month and 1 day to go til I'm of to Madagascar

Garlic on toast. Mmmmmm.

I prefer grey to bald I reckon. Unfortunately my boyfriend is definitely destined to be a boiled egg

My girlfriend had a transvaginal ultrasound whist pregnant. I definetly didn't make any vibro jokes whilst stood next to her, for sure.

Maybe you should of done. Lighten the atmos. 

When one of my mates was doing a vaginal examination on a pregnant lady her husband turned to him and said "You're the only man I've ever let finger my wife" bahahahaha fucking awkward!

Don't you share a house with Dr Kitty?

Yay

Al I'm home this evening, show me your finger. It's probably syphilis

http://davidmitchellisakoala.tumblr.com/

Not sure why but that really made me giggle!

A bus driver in Bristol has been jailed for "using his bus as a weapon" to knock over a cyclist - broke the guys leg, wrist and thumb. Absolutely savage, what a cunt!

Video of it here - http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2012/feb/17/bus-driver-cyclist-attack-video

or a baby pigmy chameleon

I'm going to Madagascar soon, can't wait to see some badass wildlife

Wes is right.
Lot's of people carry the MRSA bug on their skin, this doesn't mean they infected, it just lives on them. These people are the source of infection for others who are susceptible.
All patients being admitted to private hospitals will be screened for MRSA before they arrive. If they are carrying the bacteria they will have a treatment to get rid of it before they are allowed into the hospital.
Lots of people who have planned admissions to NHS hospitals (e.g. for a knee operation) will have the same process done.
People who come into hospital through A&E are also screened for MRSA, but because it is an emergency they have to be admitted anyway, you can't send someone who's having a heart attack home and tell them to come back when their MRSA is gone.
The reason that private hospitals don't have MRSA is because they don't deal with emergency patients.

With all due respect, compared to what surgeons have to do elsewhere on the body, that procedure looks pretty textbook.

  Man up.

Cherry Wang

Anyone been?
Going for 11 weeks from end of march to start of june, very excited!
Will be working in the north for 8 weeks so looking for good weekend activities around there, then stuff to do further south in my three weeks off.
Definitely up for some national park type stuff, keen to see lemurs and other crazy wildlife and generally take in the amazing landscapes...

So, go hijack, recommend I some things to do/places to go/stuff to see please!

Nightmare before Christmas
Wallis & Grommit
Blues Brothers
Wizard of Oz
Any shite Arnie comedy

Turns out Wold was fish tank emptying ghost the whole time

 

Hijack is a pile of shit though..save for a handful of people it's full of cunts

I think most of the people on here seem alright, even you Steve.

I'm fucking lovely.

I'm definitely a cunt

That is pretty weird

1. This week I finished my final medical exams after five years of studying
2. Holidays start today
3. It's nearly christmas and the first one in aaages that I won't have to spend cramming for january exams
4. Got a bottle of hendricks gin on the go
5. Excited about the possibility of snow

Eeeks the wind just blew my bedroom window open, scared the bejeezus out of me

Speaking of mentally unhinged internet heroes, I liked the thread where Wes attacked the evil Sita bin man with a brick:

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/sita/

Oh yes

What's a BMus with Honours? Not a degree right? A degree is massaging hands?

Bachelors degree in music 

Ah yes, he makes awesome bleepy electronic music as well as massages.

Presumably not at the same time

Probably wouldn't be massively relaxing...

What's a BMus with Honours? Not a degree right? A degree is massaging hands?

Bachelors degree in music 

Ah yes, he makes awesome bleepy electronic music as well as massages.

Poooo wish I could come! Have a very merry time

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Luke-Norland-Bristol-Massage/189420497757082

 

Plus if your place of work is miles away from the station at the other end then you could be knackered.

This is very true, the hospital is nowhere near the train station

Get a job in Bristol?

I wish I could

If you do end up commuting to Salisbury from Bristol, I would recommend moving SOTR. If you are doing 90 mins to Salisbury, the potential extra 20 minutes getting across Bristol could be the difference between normal-ish life and insanity (that's assuming you live somewhere in the north of the city now - my point might be useless!).

That's good to know, thanks. Think I would probably cycle from G. Rd to the station & get the train, driving would send me mentals I reckon.
Southampton sounds shit, I'm glad I asked!

Will be coming back to Bristol as much as possible cause my man & cats are here, so Bournemouth is probably too far for me.
Not really fussed about night life - can come back to Bristol for that and also will be working my arse off and probably doing a fair few night shifts.
Commuting from Bristol to Salisbury seems to be the most tempting option at the moment...

So really this thread should've been called "Salisbury" then?!!?

Maybe, I kind of got the gist of what Salisbury is like though, don't know anything about Southampton so thought I'd ask just in case people said it was amazorz.

Commuting from Bristol to Salisbury seems to be the most tempting option at the moment...

Shouldn't be too bad, I didn't realise that Salisbury was your place of work...

Not sure if it is yet... will be somewhere around the south coast, I've got to decide where I want to be based (although I might end up getting sent somewhere else anyway).

Will be coming back to Bristol as much as possible cause my man & cats are here, so Bournemouth is probably too far for me.
Not really fussed about night life - can come back to Bristol for that and also will be working my arse off and probably doing a fair few night shifts.
Commuting from Bristol to Salisbury seems to be the most tempting option at the moment...

Useful advice, thanks

Got to move to somewhere in that area for work next year. Debating the relative merits of being in Salisbury which is probably pretty dull but only an hour away from Bristol on the train, or being in Southampton which would probably be more fun but half an hour further away...

Anyone come from/lived in Southampton? What's it like?

I found a little nugget of poo in the shower in my old flat. Saw it and thought to myself "that looks like a poo nugget, but it can't possibly be, who would poo in the shower?" so I picked it up to see what it was
Dirty horrible student house

Christmas isn't christmas unless night wold buys you an enourmous christmas tree with flashy lights and tinsel and shit
Nice one Al

I am tiny but refuse to give up any of my half of the bed, you fault for being too tall/fat imo...

Disabloled

Nobody wants to "drag" everybody's pensions down, but there is no way that the current system is sustainable. People need to start taking responsibility for themselves, and start making their own separate provisions for their retirement, rather than expecting the governmenit to do it for them.

Yes, private sector pensions are shite, but you don't see us striking, do you? No, we just supplement it with our own cash instead.

Yep, but one of the attractions for me to a state sector job is the fact that although the annual salary is less, you do get a decent pension!

I'd be surprised if public sector salaries are still lower than private sector...

Depends on the job surely. Doctors can earn a ton more in private practice for example...

Right, i'm off to finish 1984.

 

She's been arrested for racially aggravted public disorder
Edit: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-15923875

She looks just like someone I know