Mate's piggies have just been turned into these:



Mmmmm piglets.

Edit: I feel mean, have some tigerpiglets.

Too many fannies on this board, I would've been pissed off too. You're well within your rights to give him hell.

Most of Hijack would've gave him a hand job then run off to hide in the bushes.

I want you at my picnic too McGray

Can't remember if I ever did a Hijack picnic when that thread was about, can I have Noodle & Wes G please?

Yes provided we can get involved in a nice spit roast....

Ok but not sure about all that fruit, definitely no bananas allowed

Can't remember if I ever did a Hijack picnic when that thread was about, can I have Noodle & Wes G please?

Omg that is a conspiracy! They've given William far too much hair...

 

What the smeg are you on about

If you're havin' shop problems then right in you come
I got 99 varieties of currant bun

I got the poi patrol on the side of the road
Foes that wanna make sure my door’s are closed
Hippy critics they say I’m a capitalist show
I'm fuckin jewish stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with groceries from this road
You'd be celebrating the minute those shops were closed
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my baked bean shelf
Here’s three words for you: “every little helps”
I got beef from wales yo, if i don't stay, it goes
They don't sell this shit in The Best you know
The rioters tried to confuse your black ass
But don’t listen to them, them dudes is mad, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the ingredients that Tesco has
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a riot ain't one
Hit me

 
That was nice, let's just leave it there shall we? Mods please lock this thread...

Have you bought a Banksy poster yet?

ERECTED

 

Do shut up

Needs moar seahorses.

1984 will be able to tell you about this (whether or not he'll actually be willing to say anything sensible is another matter though...)

Hooray for rain on the garden, boo for slugs everywhere and my cats bringing frogs into the house

Bah.

he hasn't encountered anyone saying they voted no

Oh Hai ...  

Knew I shouldn't have flipped that coin for you...

Green's dining room

its also worth posting on Gumtree

http://www.gumtree.com/bristol
Good luck

Dear Mr TKO,

I am wondering, and thought you might know.... Who is a free bus service for, exactly?

Thanks

Dan

Heehee

poo...shitcore

Get a room on Picton Street

If I can find my voting slip I will vote YES.

The result will be a massive NO.

Do you reckon? Can't see most people being bothered enough to turn up to vote no...

VOTE SEAHORSE.

 

[Dr]

saw mr nutt in manchester and he is a very important mind indeed.plus i totally got his autograph like some crazed spice girls fan.

Dr Nutt, mmkay.

That's Prof Nutt to you

[PUBLIC MEETING]

Just been sent this flyer, thought it would interest teh 'jack:

PUBLIC MEETING

‘War on drugs’ or time for peace?


Professor David Nutt
Former government advisor on drugs
   What has the ‘war on drugs’ achieved, and at what cost to individuals and society?
   
A mother’s experience
   An account of the impact of drugs in one Bristol family

Danny Kushlick
Founder of ‘Transform Drugs Policy Foundation’ 
   What would happen if we called a truce? What can we learn from other countries?

When?   Friday 13 May 2011

      6.30 pm   tea and coffee available
      7.00 pm   talks and questions, ending 9.00 pm

Where?   Cotham School Dance Studio, BS6 6DT
      Cotham Lawn Road, off St Michael’s Hill.

Cost?   FREE donations to cover expenses welcome

Organised by the  Bristol Justice Network
Campaigning for reform of the criminal justice system
For further information e-mail: bristoljusticenetwork@gmail.com

Look in skips

Mmm yes set times please!
When are you announcing your secret venue?

Dear Hijack,

Got 6 spare french bean plants, would anyone like them?

I'd be up for some, could I take 3 of them? That way another hijacker can share the wealth

PMd

Dear Hijack,

Got 6 spare french bean plants, would anyone like them?

Ok then, who you do recognise off here...

http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk/LocalPages/NewsDetails.aspx?nsid=23252&t=4&lid=0#nsu2060&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

"If you are one of the people pictured here, my message to you is come forward now and give yourselves up. It is only a matter of time before we catch up with you."

  @ the photos of the backs of peoples' heads!

Beeeeeeeer!

 

Is this still occurring??

Hard to tell, the live stream is of a balding man with a beard

This whole affair is utterly retarded.

  lets go on about how retarded it is talk about seahorses for another ten pages?

Won't somebody think of the seahorses?

Poor seahorses

 
Is this thread still retarded? Can't be arsed to read it any more but those seahorse jizzes are cool.

It's not jizz, theys be baby horses of the sea!

Being jizzed out of their mum's quim!

Actually, it's their dad's 

No way, that just blew my mind.

 
Is this thread still retarded? Can't be arsed to read it any more but those seahorse jizzes are cool.

It's not jizz, theys be baby horses of the sea!

Being jizzed out of their mum's quim!

I don't believe in charities per se anywho

Why not

My cat is confused about everything

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/apr/27/charlie-brooker-wedding-go-home

1.25pm Balcony Kiss

Your chance to witness the one image certain to dominate every newspaper's front page tomorrow. Unless Prince Harry goes mad and has a shit on the steps of the cathedral and then does a backflip and kicks a girl in the face.

 

 
Is this thread still retarded? Can't be arsed to read it any more but those seahorse jizzes are cool.

The last time I signed up to a charity was after someone knocked on my door and caught me in a good mood. A couple of years later  I was smoking a fag outside Native and chatted to the bloke next me briefly, he told me his name and I recognised it from a friend request I had had a few months previous from someone I didn't know, he explained how I had previously met him and I got a little scared when it transpired it was the man who had knocked on my door over two years ago to asking me to give money to deaf children.

Stalkertastic
Love the startled looks I get from chuggers if I answer the door in my tiger suit

I recently had to fill in a sort of update form to say that I hadn't comitted any criminal offences since I last had a CRB done (about 3 years ago), it was a very short quick form unlike the bastard long CRB form so do this if you can!

Aaaaaaah garden! So excited, tomatoes are massive already and have started flowering, strawberries are well on their way, even the puny pathetic fig tree looks like it might give us some fruit this year

I wish this thread would fuck off and die.

 

They tried to make me shop at tescos and I said nooo, nooo, noo.