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301  General / The Forum / Re: Friday Piglets. on: May 13, 2011, 13:32:58
Mate's piggies have just been turned into these:



Mmmmm piglets.

Edit: I feel mean, have some tigerpiglets.

302  General / The Forum / Re: sita on: May 13, 2011, 13:30:49
Too many fannies on this board, I would've been pissed off too. You're well within your rights to give him hell.

Most of Hijack would've gave him a hand job then run off to hide in the bushes.

I want you at my picnic too McGray Love
303  General / The Forum / Re: sita on: May 13, 2011, 10:39:51
Can't remember if I ever did a Hijack picnic when that thread was about, can I have Noodle & Wes G please? OMG Death Star!!!11

Yes provided we can get involved in a nice spit roast....





Ok but not sure about all that fruit, definitely no bananas allowed Puke
304  General / The Forum / Re: sita on: May 13, 2011, 10:23:54
Can't remember if I ever did a Hijack picnic when that thread was about, can I have Noodle & Wes G please? OMG Death Star!!!11
305  General / The Forum / Re: Royal wedding disney conspiracy on: May 13, 2011, 08:36:10
Omg that is a conspiracy! They've given William far too much hair...
306  General / The Forum / Re: clolmp on: May 12, 2011, 22:21:33
 Grin
307  General / The Forum / Re: Does anyone have a ruler they are able to bend back on itself so the ends touch? on: May 12, 2011, 16:57:55
What the smeg are you on about Huh
308  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: May 12, 2011, 16:55:44
If you're havin' shop problems then right in you come
I got 99 varieties of currant bun

I got the poi patrol on the side of the road
Foes that wanna make sure my door’s are closed
Hippy critics they say I’m a capitalist show
I'm fuckin jewish stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with groceries from this road
You'd be celebrating the minute those shops were closed
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my baked bean shelf
Here’s three words for you: “every little helps”
I got beef from wales yo, if i don't stay, it goes
They don't sell this shit in The Best you know
The rioters tried to confuse your black ass
But don’t listen to them, them dudes is mad, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the ingredients that Tesco has
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a riot ain't one
Hit me


 Cheesy
That was nice, let's just leave it there shall we? Mods please lock this thread...
309  General / The Forum / Re: GLADE TICKET FOR SALE on: May 12, 2011, 15:00:19
Have you bought a Banksy poster yet? Laugh
310  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: May 11, 2011, 10:21:30
ERECTED

 Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*
311  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: May 10, 2011, 09:56:05
Do shut up Two Thumbs
312  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: May 10, 2011, 08:39:43
313  General / The Forum / Re: TELEPATHIC HEIGHTS on: May 09, 2011, 18:25:36
Needs moar seahorses.
314  General / The Forum / Re: Japanese Course - College of Bristol. on: May 07, 2011, 12:46:02
1984 will be able to tell you about this (whether or not he'll actually be willing to say anything sensible is another matter though...)
315  General / The Forum / Re: Yay! Thunder storm! on: May 07, 2011, 00:04:35
Hooray for rain on the garden, boo for slugs everywhere and my cats bringing frogs into the house Cry
316  General / The Forum / Re: Last-minute AV poll - vote here! on: May 07, 2011, 00:02:27
Bah.
317  General / The Forum / Re: Last-minute AV poll - vote here! on: May 06, 2011, 17:30:28
he hasn't encountered anyone saying they voted no

Oh Hai ...  Smiley

Knew I shouldn't have flipped that coin for you...
318  General / The Forum / Re: Restaurants for carnivores which are also good for the veggies on: May 05, 2011, 20:17:33
Green's dining room Love
319  General / The Forum / Re: Spanish boy and girl looking for somewhere to stay in summer!! >:O on: May 05, 2011, 17:03:17
its also worth posting on Gumtree

http://www.gumtree.com/bristol
Good luck Smiley
320  General / The Forum / Re: FreeBus Volunteers Meeting - May 18th on: May 05, 2011, 15:46:58
Dear Mr TKO,

I am wondering, and thought you might know.... Who is a free bus service for, exactly?

Thanks

Dan

Heehee Laugh
321  General / The Forum / Re: Spanish boy and girl looking for somewhere to stay in summer!! >:O on: May 05, 2011, 13:48:34
poo...shitcore

Get a room on Picton Street Wink
322  General / The Forum / Re: Last-minute AV poll - vote here! on: May 05, 2011, 07:32:18
If I can find my voting slip I will vote YES.

The result will be a massive NO.

Do you reckon? Can't see most people being bothered enough to turn up to vote no...
323  General / The Forum / Re: Last-minute AV poll - vote here! on: May 04, 2011, 21:37:19
VOTE SEAHORSE.



 Cheesy
324  General / The Forum / Re: "War on Drugs" or time for peace? on: May 04, 2011, 11:22:33
saw mr nutt in manchester and he is a very important mind indeed.plus i totally got his autograph like some crazed spice girls fan.

Dr Nutt, mmkay.

That's Prof Nutt to you Wink
325  General / The Forum / "War on Drugs" or time for peace? on: May 04, 2011, 08:54:03
Just been sent this flyer, thought it would interest teh 'jack:

PUBLIC MEETING

‘War on drugs’ or time for peace?


Professor David Nutt
Former government advisor on drugs
   What has the ‘war on drugs’ achieved, and at what cost to individuals and society?
   
A mother’s experience
   An account of the impact of drugs in one Bristol family

Danny Kushlick
Founder of ‘Transform Drugs Policy Foundation’ 
   What would happen if we called a truce? What can we learn from other countries?

When?   Friday 13 May 2011

      6.30 pm   tea and coffee available
      7.00 pm   talks and questions, ending 9.00 pm

Where?   Cotham School Dance Studio, BS6 6DT
      Cotham Lawn Road, off St Michael’s Hill.

Cost?   FREE donations to cover expenses welcome

Organised by the  Bristol Justice Network
Campaigning for reform of the criminal justice system
For further information e-mail: bristoljusticenetwork@gmail.com
326  General / The Forum / Re: helllo fellow hippy hijackers.... on: May 03, 2011, 21:06:49
Look in skips Two Thumbs
327  General / The Forum / Re: Simple Things Festival - Bristol - Sunday 1st May - 400 tickets on the door!!! on: May 01, 2011, 10:20:35
Mmm yes set times please!
When are you announcing your secret venue?
328  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: May 01, 2011, 10:03:26
329  General / The Forum / Re: Gardeners of hijack? on: May 01, 2011, 09:53:52
Dear Hijack,

Got 6 spare french bean plants, would anyone like them?

I'd be up for some, could I take 3 of them? That way another hijacker can share the wealth

PMd Smiley
330  General / The Forum / Re: Gardeners of hijack? on: April 30, 2011, 14:56:44
Dear Hijack,

Got 6 spare french bean plants, would anyone like them?
331  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: April 30, 2011, 10:24:04
Ok then, who you do recognise off here...

http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk/LocalPages/NewsDetails.aspx?nsid=23252&t=4&lid=0#nsu2060&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Quote from: the po po
"If you are one of the people pictured here, my message to you is come forward now and give yourselves up. It is only a matter of time before we catch up with you."

 Laughing @ the photos of the backs of peoples' heads!
332  General / The Forum / Re: Beer Fest - Portcullis - 28th April-2nd May on: April 29, 2011, 19:15:37
Beeeeeeeer! Grin
333  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: April 29, 2011, 19:13:16
334  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: April 29, 2011, 17:50:12
335  General / The Forum / Re: Muff Said + The Sneak Eazies This Sunday @ Mr Wolfs + **FREE GRIP SEAL BAGS** on: April 29, 2011, 17:47:12
 Laugh
336  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: April 29, 2011, 14:10:27
Is this still occurring??

Hard to tell, the live stream is of a balding man with a beard Laugh
337  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: April 29, 2011, 14:06:22
338  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: April 29, 2011, 10:38:26
339  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: April 29, 2011, 10:00:15
This whole affair is utterly retarded.

 Script lets go on about how retarded it is talk about seahorses for another ten pages?
340  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: April 29, 2011, 09:34:30
Won't somebody think of the seahorses?

Poor seahorses Cry
341  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: April 28, 2011, 21:15:59


 Shocked
Is this thread still retarded? Can't be arsed to read it any more but those seahorse jizzes are cool.

It's not jizz, theys be baby horses of the sea!

Being jizzed out of their mum's quim! Love

Actually, it's their dad's  NERD ALERT!

No way, that just blew my mind.
342  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: April 28, 2011, 21:12:04


 Shocked
Is this thread still retarded? Can't be arsed to read it any more but those seahorse jizzes are cool.

It's not jizz, theys be baby horses of the sea!

Being jizzed out of their mum's quim! Love
343  General / The Forum / Re: tis the season.... chuggers ahoy on: April 28, 2011, 21:09:12
I don't believe in charities per se anywho

Why not Huh
344  General / The Forum / Re: Is your cat confused by AV? on: April 28, 2011, 21:04:57
My cat is confused about everything Sad
345  General / The Forum / Re: watch it quick before it gets taken down on: April 28, 2011, 20:58:32

Quote
1.25pm Balcony Kiss

Your chance to witness the one image certain to dominate every newspaper's front page tomorrow. Unless Prince Harry goes mad and has a shit on the steps of the cathedral and then does a backflip and kicks a girl in the face.

 Laughing
346  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: April 28, 2011, 20:45:30


 Shocked
Is this thread still retarded? Can't be arsed to read it any more but those seahorse jizzes are cool.
347  General / The Forum / Re: tis the season.... chuggers ahoy on: April 27, 2011, 16:03:19
The last time I signed up to a charity was after someone knocked on my door and caught me in a good mood. A couple of years later  I was smoking a fag outside Native and chatted to the bloke next me briefly, he told me his name and I recognised it from a friend request I had had a few months previous from someone I didn't know, he explained how I had previously met him and I got a little scared when it transpired it was the man who had knocked on my door over two years ago to asking me to give money to deaf children.

Stalkertastic Tut Tut
Love the startled looks I get from chuggers if I answer the door in my tiger suit Laugh
348  General / The Forum / Re: How does one obtain their own CRB checks? on: April 27, 2011, 15:58:21
I recently had to fill in a sort of update form to say that I hadn't comitted any criminal offences since I last had a CRB done (about 3 years ago), it was a very short quick form unlike the bastard long CRB form so do this if you can!
349  General / The Forum / Re: Gardeners of hijack? on: April 27, 2011, 12:01:59
Aaaaaaah garden! So excited, tomatoes are massive already and have started flowering, strawberries are well on their way, even the puny pathetic fig tree looks like it might give us some fruit this year Tomato Slayer!
350  General / The Forum / Re: 12 Riot vans n glos road... (Cheltenham Rd Riot) on: April 27, 2011, 10:53:25
I wish this thread would fuck off and die.

 Script

They tried to make me shop at tescos and I said nooo, nooo, noo.
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