reducing sentances for rappers etc

 

House + Kittens = 

Win!

I just dropped my toast and it landed butter side UP, yesss!

Oh hai, I'm having a lovely year
Sorry to hear other people are going through shit

Facewank
Headfirst
Gmail (although nobody ever emails me )
Online banking cause I iz skint
Hijack

and here are some names of acts that are playing wattsfest this year:

THREE TRAPPED TIGERS
AJ HOLMES AND THE HACKNEY EMPIRE
ALEMBIC
THE CROOKED FIDDLE BAND
MONOLITH
MILLION WAY
MEDICINE CREEK
ROBERT LOGAN TRIO
THE TRIANGULATORS
THE MEOW MEOWS
BIG IN LIGHTS
BEAUMONT
RIDGID LIZARD
SNORKEL
CATS AND CATS AND CATS
THOMAS FORD
POPPY PEREZZ
BAMANA PROJECT & SOUNDSPECIES
HONEYFEET
THE SPECIAL GUESTS
BERT MILLER AND THE ANIMAL FOLK
SCRASE
DIRKLANDISH
PROTEST CRAYON

  I think anticipation of Wattsfest is about the only thing keeping me going through revision from hell...

 

Billie Jean, Sincerely Yours.
Still not sure what this list is for

There is some new shops on Gloucester Road by the girls school selling 2nd hand books and one selling dresses etc... don't know what they are called though

Charlie Boots?

Roni Size is actually the Managing Director of Tesco and once ordered the execution of 300 baby seahorses.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

anyway I'm bored of this, Roni is a hero and should be for a long time after this blows over, I know he will be at the basement project and to all the kids that the basement project has helped... Sometimes when people are splitting up things get heated, tough shit if you don't like it but really both parties should be treated equally, there aren't many of my pals who haven't said it, I know that I just lost the argument because obviously theres the great "don't hit a girl" thing, which is right 99.9% of the time, but like you say we don't know, and really anyone assuming his guilt would be naive beyond the highest degree... And to anyone questioning my motives for defending the underdog in something that, absolutely, I know nothing about...  at least I did something with balls today rather than trying to limp in 87th in the local internet popularity contest (which coincidentally I don't think would even exist without Mr Size being from Bristol in the first place)

Jesus. Must warn all the women I know not to get involved with you, don't want anyone I know being pushed downstairs when you dump them. That sort of behaviour is not ok, whichever way you look at it. And no, I'm not saying that he's guilty, just that he should be punished if he did do it.

The travel was hardly that bad.

was if you stupid. (no map, vague directions, satnav fail and phone gps bug fail = lost in Norfolk = ended up in Gaytown, they pointed me in the correct direction) took me 6 1/2 hours at mach 4.

Got a lift to Bloc in Suffolk from Bristol once, took us 9 fucking hours

Al's internet history is a terrifying thing to behold

Repsycho. Bread Store. Joe's Bakery. Licata's. Roots & Shoots. Scoopaway.

Edit: Why

It is almost like medals won on the sexual dance floor of STDs.

 

They're selling on ebay for £350

The Sneak Eazies reporting in 

Slightly old incorrectly titled Myspazz and now have Trombone and keys instead of tenor sax.

http://www.myspace.com/lessproduct

  etc

There are loads of different routes, I've always found the M42 way quickest though cause you can zoom along the motorway most of the way and don't get stuck on slow A roads.
Have fun you jammy bastards, I'll be spending the weekend revising for an exam on monday

Wattsfest can't bloody wait!

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Faintest-Idea/143293629054369

Yo, I'm originally from Norfolk so do the drive there from Bristol a lot, the best route IMO is M5 -> M42 -> M6 -> A14 ->A605 -> A47
Don't think it's worth missing out the M42 as it usually moves pretty quickly so you probably won't save any time going on A roads instead.
Have a lovely festival, there are some great beaches in Norfolk so you guys should make a trip to Holkham beach in the day time if the weather's nice

Love Bon Iver but can only handle the wailing for a limited time. Last track is fucking weird, cheesey guitars & autotune?

Great thing to do if you're black/asian etc - most donors are white so it's really difficult to find matches for patients who are from an ethnic minority.

27

Tesclol

thought this just happened 

  Was going to ask if Millie & Norm were alright, rubbish guard dogs!!

What's wrong Jasper? Hope you feel better soon
Up and Jurrasic Park

Buuump

They have these in the hospital to show new mums how to breastfeed, I thought they were meant to be hats for the little babies

 

Eurgh he's got a stiffy

Nice one Bill Price, the poor children

Make sure you finish all the amoxicillin, it will prevent infection which would make your tooth ache much much worse. Booze is fine, I reckon avoid anything too sugary cause bacteria love sugar.
Warm salty water is always a good idea, so is clove oil.
Cocodamol is the strongest painkiller you can get without a prescription, take regular ibuprofen as well - this will help the pain and also help any inflammation.
Get well soon

Fuck it, let's do all of the top four.
Any objections?

I object

Awww bless.
Did you vote Safari?

Yes
Fuck you guys, I'm coming as a tiger.

Can someone explain to me why they think its bad to have vitimins/folic acid in food please? 

Too much vitamin A is bad for children and pregnant women. Most vitamins are easy to get rid of if you have too much of them but vit A accumulates in the body. I think marmite is more vitamin B though so not sure what their beef is with that.

Ask Steve Rice

Fuck it, let's do all of the top four.
Any objections?

I object

Show of hands as to who is voting Bread just to fuck off 1984?

Aww, play nicely boys

Anyone know what the Oddbins that's just shut down up near the golden lion is going to be?

08-11/07- Festival booking tbc??

Wattsfest?

How do blind people know when to stop wiping

The other problem with promoters, is their mates.....

 

I co-op

Got the train when we went. If you've got time when you get there head into the local town & hit the pubs, the beer is bloody nice

Flying cats basically.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Iqmba7npY8g" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Iqmba7npY8g</a>

 

well done neo, you can see the matrix.

Have you ever had a heart palpitation? it's not that your heart is beating harder or faster it's just that you are aware of the movement. A slight neurological change in the way you interpret a natural everyday occurrence can have the most extraordinary result and a  marked alteration of your perception of reality.

Not true, it's nearly always because your heart is beating faster or harder. You become aware of it because it has changed.
Know what you mean about becoming acutely aware of your surroundings though, for me it's a similar sensation to deja vu.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/12/09/village-to-close-after-contributing-nothing-to-local-tesco-430/

New calendar feature added

childifier

 

your all fucked now imo.