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1301  General / The Forum / Re: heavy rain and thunder for the Gladers... on: July 16, 2009, 14:36:46
 Eek Cry
1302  General / The Forum / Re: GLADE 2009 ROLL CALL on: July 16, 2009, 12:04:22
 Slayer Slayer Slayer
1303  General / The Forum / Re: GLADE 2009 ROLL CALL on: July 15, 2009, 14:50:17
I've just spent all morning gluing rainbow feathers to my raincoat Love so I sort of hope it rains a little bit...but only a little bit...
1304  General / The Forum / Re: Has anyone ever used Sea Bands for travel sickness? on: July 09, 2009, 14:13:59
IMO they're ok if you only get mild travel sickness, don't work for me, stugeron is the only way.
1305  General / The Forum / Re: Cheap supermarket deals on beer? on: July 08, 2009, 16:37:50
Lioncrest! Slayer
1306  General / The Forum / Re: so fellow jackers, i is fuckin off on: July 08, 2009, 15:08:09
Take a torch! Came in really handy Two Thumbs
1307  General / The Forum / Re: TV licence on: July 07, 2009, 14:38:30
FUCK YOU YOU COMPLETE IDIOT. That vitriolic bullshit is absolutely ridiculous.

You are a tard.

 Laughing
Yes Ed.
1308  General / The Forum / Re: TV licence on: July 07, 2009, 13:45:43
We have had people come to our house twice in the last year to ask why we haven't got a licence. We haven't got a telly so it's not a problem, bit annoying that they won't believe us and leave us alone though.
1309  General / The Forum / Re: so fellow jackers, i is fuckin off on: July 07, 2009, 13:43:28
Oh & if you're there at the right time of year, Ko Lipe in the Tarutao national park in Thailand is very lovely indeed.
1310  General / The Forum / Re: so fellow jackers, i is fuckin off on: July 07, 2009, 11:13:46
Lucky you, have an amazing time!
My tip for Laos is to check out the beautiful waterfalls at Luang Prabang Love and avoid Vang Vieng like the plague Puke
1311  General / The Forum / Re: GLADE 2009 ROLL CALL on: July 06, 2009, 10:13:39
 Tomato Slayer!
...if anyone can give me a lift there on the thursday I will be eternally grateful Love
1312  General / The Forum / Re: Somebody sell me a phone, please! on: July 01, 2009, 15:38:30
Posh or budget? My chap is selling a brand new blackberry storm.
1313  General / The Forum / Re: Looking for good bands from Bristol........ Any recomendations on: June 29, 2009, 12:30:48
http://www.myspace.com/cedarrose Two Thumbs
the recording on myspaz doesn't really do them justice, they've got to be seen live (they're playing this friday with Nuala at Mr Wolfs).
1314  General / The Forum / Re: unfortunate names... on: June 26, 2009, 16:32:32
I had a teacher at primary school called Trixie Dix Cheesy
1315  General / The Forum / Re: I got run over yesterday... ........ ! GIRLFRIEND EMERGENCY STOP! on: June 15, 2009, 19:45:09
grated her lady vunarable

 Eek
1316  General / The Forum / Re: I got run over yesterday... on: June 09, 2009, 12:31:58
He was parked facing me on the left side of the road, behind a big van. He couldn't see round it. Still, he should have gotten someone to help him out if he couldn't see.
On the plus side he dropped a hundred quid round for me to buy a new bike with this morning Cheesy
1317  General / The Forum / Re: I got run over yesterday... on: June 09, 2009, 11:22:32
I really think as a cyclist & a driver more care needs to be take with both parties. Cyclist think they can squeeze through any small gap and have a tendancy of shooting out on to roads & jumping red lights. They need to take much more care as they're much more vulnerable.

That's true, but accidents can happen even when neither party is doing anything wrong. I was cycling past scoopaway & this guy was pulling out of a parking space & couldn't see me coming (it's not that he wasn't looking). Even careful cyclists are vulnerable.
1318  General / The Forum / Re: I got run over yesterday... on: June 09, 2009, 10:37:47
were you running a red light?
Roll Eyes No I was not.
But yeah, I'm fine ta, just a litte bruise on my knee, I'm sure I'll survive.
1319  General / The Forum / I got run over yesterday... on: June 09, 2009, 10:27:39
I was cycling down G. road yesterday & got knocked off my bike Oh my! That's so funny, but EEEEEEEEEEEK!
Luckily I wasn't hurt, but my bike is buggered Cry
There's no way the driver or me could have prevented it, made me realise how easy it could be to get squished (or flatten someone) even when you've got your wits about you & are being safe. So please strap your helmets on cyclists cause it could have happened to anyone!
1320  General / The Forum / Re: THC casuses your brain to digest itself... on: June 08, 2009, 13:00:48
doesnt weed have an anti psychotic present in it as well? but the higher levels of THC makes the weed "less" anti psychotic  Huh

mi cyan rememba

I think cannabinoids are antipsychotic but there's barely any of them in the strong stuff.
1321  General / The Forum / Re: Last minute fancy dres help please! on: June 03, 2009, 22:17:09
Harry did a robot costume once & it was actually amazing. Cardboard box covered in tinfoil with  arm holes, mini speaker drivers for boobs and a plug hanging out the back for a tail. And a motorbike helmet covered in tin foil. Slayer
Shame it was a cowboys & indians themed party Doh!
1322  General / The Forum / Re: Hhhhhheeeeeellllllppppp on: June 03, 2009, 22:14:58
..is it Digs on the triangle by any chance?

That lot are ultimate tight cunts, they took money out of our deposits for lightbulbs, and eighty quid for a "deep clean" (someone pushing a hoover round after you've moved in). I'M SO ANGRY!
1323  General / The Forum / Re: Last minute fancy dres help please! on: June 03, 2009, 22:02:51
A beeeeeeee!
1324  General / The Forum / Re: what tune did you have to play today? on: May 21, 2009, 18:29:48
Little Dragon - After The Rain stuck in my head all morning arrrrrrrrrrh!
1325  General / The Forum / Re: Decent Indian Takeaway/Delivery on: May 19, 2009, 20:41:19
Kathmandu is high quality but a bit , Indian Fast Food FTW Tomato Slayer!
1326  General / The Forum / Re: Students! When are your exams running this month? on: May 12, 2009, 16:25:18
My last exam in June 8th, most people will probably finish before that. Official end of term for UoB is 19th but nearly all studenty types will have cleared off long before that.
1327  General / The Forum / Re: June 19th - Stephan Bodzin 5hr Live Set @ Lightbox London on: May 03, 2009, 12:13:43
sounds good, what/where's the lightbox?
1328  General / The Forum / Re: if you're interested... on: April 23, 2009, 19:07:43
ps this is mr codlife on me gf's pooter
!
1329  General / The Forum / Re: if you're interested... on: April 23, 2009, 19:06:42
Definitely on this, but when I go to put an event on the 26th June, it comes back with enter a valid date  Huh

I'll have a look for you chief, are you using the pop-up calendar to select the date?

1330  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone else see the dog fight at St Andrews park today? on: April 18, 2009, 18:35:48
There were some yoots with a stack in the park today pumping out shite DnB Tut Tut
1331  General / The Forum / Re: Did you know? On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day on: April 15, 2009, 20:41:53
"A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household."
 Oh my! That's so funny, but EEEEEEEEEEEK!
1332  General / The Forum / Re: Projection and Light set ups for the black swan on: April 15, 2009, 14:27:39
Last time I went to the Black Swan the lasers looked very nice, but were set up to shine directly at eye-level for ages, very bad for your poor eyes please can promotors stop doing this!
/rant Two Thumbs
1333  General / The Forum / Re: 8/9 May - reccomendation needed on: April 15, 2009, 11:00:46
Not that much up yet but worth a look: www.headfirstmusic.co.uk Kiss
1334  General / The Forum / Re: Banksy fuckage. on: April 06, 2009, 17:31:44
What has overpaid Londoners wasting their paycheques got to do with Stokes Croft anyway Huh
1335  General / The Forum / Re: Banksy fuckage. on: April 06, 2009, 15:21:10
 I'M SO ANGRY! + Laughing
1336  General / The Forum / Re: Are there any day events coming up in bristol on: April 03, 2009, 10:54:54
BMX jam at motion on the 11th - www.headfirstmusic.co.uk
1337  General / The Forum / Re: Fancy looking after my dogs for a couple of days? on: April 02, 2009, 21:42:32
The one on the left looks just like my lovely dog who just died Cry
Do they like cats?
1338  General / The Forum / Re: scientists in bid to make a star on: April 02, 2009, 21:40:53
Breastmilk has antibodies in it so I guess the virus can get into it too.
1339  General / The Forum / Re: yay lets give things away on hijack! on: April 02, 2009, 11:56:35
I have a TV, electric radiator & garden hoe up for grabs.
1340  General / The Forum / Re: talk to strangers on: March 31, 2009, 15:36:48
Stranger: hi
You: are you a robot?
Stranger: no
Stranger: human being
You: do you think I'm a robot?
Stranger: no
Stranger: are you robot
Stranger: ?
You: probably not.


I think that's pretty conclusive proof NERD ALERT!
1341  General / The Forum / Re: whats on 9th april on: March 31, 2009, 15:23:02
http://www.headfirstmusic.co.uk  Kiss
1342  General / The Forum / Re: Uber Fail on: March 25, 2009, 18:57:46
 Laughing
1343  General / The Forum / Re: Survival of the Freakiest! Amazing animal hybrid pics... on: March 25, 2009, 18:37:07
I want a cat-cow Love
1344  General / The Forum / Re: Wednesday joke....... on: February 25, 2009, 17:29:03
Who are the nicest people in the hospital?












The ultrasound nurses Wink
Pinched that off synapse...
1345  General / The Forum / Re: Tell me an interesting fact about yourself on: February 20, 2009, 19:09:55
The reason they increased the smear age to 25 is because doing the test in women below that age didn't show any statistical benefit in preventing cervical cancer/catching it early, and because doing a smear test can be associated with complications in giving birth later in life, so they decided that since there was no benefit there was no point in risking harm. IMO they should tell women the risk & let themselves decide, apparently we're too stupid for that...

Doug Naylor is my stepbrother's uncle, he's got a wooden leg Pimp
Also, I am only 4'11 (6'7?! Eek)
1346  General / The Forum / Re: sneaker freaks and trainer lovers on: February 19, 2009, 19:22:34
dissertation on trainers

you have got to be fekkin joking...  
Script...
1347  General / The Forum / Re: Ross Noble on: February 19, 2009, 13:06:24
Saw him last time he came to Bristol & it was Tomato Slayer!
1348  General / The Forum / Re: 13 year old dad on: February 14, 2009, 20:06:30
Surely you need to have reached puberty to be able to reproduce. 4 foot tall & voice still to break? Perhaps he should consider an DNA test?  Smashed

gotta agree with this, its probably her dads or someone abusing her and she's using the kid as cover. bet he just fingered her so thinks he's the father kids are fuckin stupid!
Boys are fertile waaaay younger than girls, even when they still look prepubescent. Apparently it's an evolutionary thing so that they can sneakily spread their seed (Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*) while they're young but not be percieved as a threat by older dominant males.
1349  General / The Forum / Re: Any good places to buy a new bed? on: February 12, 2009, 20:55:45
dungarees in Bedmo had some good price cuts on memory foam mattresses when we went in, was a month or so ago though. Go try loads out & in the shop then get one cheapside on ebay Two Thumbs
1350  General / The Forum / Re: Serious question on: February 11, 2009, 20:23:37


 Laughing Oh my! That's so funny, but EEEEEEEEEEEK!
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