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1  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: July 17, 2013, 23:29:59
Lucy Snowball!!!!!!
2  General / The Forum / Re: Brit walks into a bar... on: July 17, 2013, 23:29:28
Let me know if your material dries up.

I got loads on a level starting at "off-key" and ending at the downright macabre.
3  General / The Forum / Re: Britney Spears, aged 31 years old on: June 30, 2013, 17:01:20
Preemo coke and Stoli on drip has its downfalls.

No one beats the clock.

Also, check the jowel development and shiny skin. The trailer trash is strong in this one...
4  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: June 30, 2013, 16:53:24
Fuck 18k
5  General / The Forum / Re: Recent restaurant recommendations on: June 27, 2013, 01:35:11
CASA MEXICANA - Zetland Road

I used to work here, and know plenty of people who still do including one of the chefs. I'd strongly recomend never eating here. The quality of the ingredients is abysmal, the cleaniness of the kitchen is questionable at best, and the food is greasy inauthentic tat.

 Script overpriced shite



 Script x2
Same goes for Cowshed, so save yourself the estimated 50/head.

If you like pan-Asain food, check Bauhinia in Clifton Village.


Sorry, not having that.  The quality of the meat and veg in the butchers they own next door is top notch, so unless they're sneaking off to Tesco to stock their kitchen then I seriously doubt that the ingredients are shit.

They also have an open kitchen so can't see that being disgusting.

I was linking it to being overpriced rather than the OP. I have no idea where they get their meat from, but it's not wagyu, and it's nigh-on wagyu prices.
6  General / The Forum / Re: letters of complaint on: June 26, 2013, 12:17:13
I cant find the long winded complaint letter thread I wanted.

Is that real?
Can't believe the quality of the reply.
7  General / The Forum / Re: Recent restaurant recommendations on: June 26, 2013, 12:12:19
CASA MEXICANA - Zetland Road

I used to work here, and know plenty of people who still do including one of the chefs. I'd strongly recomend never eating here. The quality of the ingredients is abysmal, the cleaniness of the kitchen is questionable at best, and the food is greasy inauthentic tat.

 Script overpriced shite



 Script x2
Same goes for Cowshed, so save yourself the estimated 50/head.

If you like pan-Asain food, check Bauhinia in Clifton Village.
8  General / The Forum / Re: Good deed for the day on: June 21, 2013, 14:42:20
I think I'm about 35quid down on a life time of dropping and finding money.


Looks like Bill Price has 15 quid of it
Pimp
I put it to good use, it all went on panty remover.

chloroform or cologne?
Rum
9  General / The Forum / Re: Good deed for the day on: June 20, 2013, 18:18:01
I think I'm about 35quid down on a life time of dropping and finding money.


Looks like Bill Price has 15 quid of it
Pimp
I put it to good use, it all went on panty remover.
10  General / The Forum / Re: Someone never.. on: June 20, 2013, 15:18:33
My favourite line was when he was trying to defend his affair to Carmella, "Hey, I had her tested for AIDS!"

 Laugh Laugh
11  General / The Forum / Re: Good deed for the day on: June 20, 2013, 15:14:35
I found 10 on the floor in a Tesco petrol station about a month ago. Kept it.
About a week later, I found 5 on the floor by College Green. Kept it.

On my 12th birthday I found a fat calf skin wallet on the bus, brimming with notes. Gave it to bus driver. FML.
12  General / The Forum / Re: Weed on: June 19, 2013, 11:57:32
Story on the BBC today about missing Vietnamese teenagers in the UK being kidnapped & exploited for the cannabis trade.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22903511
What? As if what I said wasn't fucking gospel?!
13  General / The Forum / Beekeeping on: June 18, 2013, 19:46:37
Talk to me.

I'm thinking of doing it. Heard the bees are dying out or something, couldn't care less to be honest, just realised that honey is really, really expensive and want to grow some and sell it to Tesco or whoever.

What's the beef with the law and that? I know it's getting quite popular on rooftops in NYC.

Obviously I'll have to protect them against bears and that but I don't want the po-po turning up and taking my shit away...

All advice welcome.

Thanks in advance.
14  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend Me A Disturbing Movie... on: June 09, 2013, 20:07:33
Everyone going on about Shame, is that the Fassbender/Mulligan film?

Take out the shots of his dick and that film wouldn't even get mentioned.

He's just a bloke that likes a wank, massively overrated.
15  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend Me A Disturbing Movie... on: June 08, 2013, 17:18:40
Z with two noughts or Bad Boy Bubby.
16  General / The Forum / Re: Weed on: June 01, 2013, 03:29:50
I second what Steve says, I've been in houses up in Bradley Stoke that have been fitted out from top to bottom, even the loft and these poor Vietnamese fuckers were sleeping under the stairs doing shift work on a strict diet of cup ramen and coke.
17  General / The Forum / Re: Happy Easter Bill Price NSFW on: May 30, 2013, 11:57:22
Mmm mmmnn! Such a pretty young thang.
18  General / The Forum / Re: Hack Attack on: May 28, 2013, 17:54:02
I really can't be bothered to read all the above, can someone summarise?

Did they cut that guys head off or not?
19  General / The Forum / Re: A quick heads up on: May 27, 2013, 22:49:43
I had this come through as well. Shame really, could do with the loot. Sad
20  General / The Forum / Re: Geo Guessr on: May 25, 2013, 00:17:40
It seems, when in doubt, guess Botswana and you're usually right!
21  General / The Forum / Re: Geo Guessr on: May 24, 2013, 13:12:55
I got 12002 on third try. Lucked out with one that was clearly coastal Britain.
22  General / The Forum / Re: Hack Attack on: May 23, 2013, 15:58:18
Oh Jesus Christ, this isn't another 9/11 Chemtrails L33t government/media cover-up, is it?
23  General / The Forum / Re: Hack Attack on: May 23, 2013, 13:52:35
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22631274

5th photo in.

Fuck me that shit is real.
When I saw that on the news I thought he was wearing red rubber workman gloves. Next level loono.
24  General / The Forum / Re: Facebook statuses from the retards from school who are on your facebook on: May 22, 2013, 23:26:00
"Just been reading about the dolphin slaughter in Japan, what a bunch of slitty eye vertical challenge pricks we should off nuked the lot in the war!!"  Smashed  Doh!
I ate dolphin once. Better than Whale but not worth the price.
25  General / The Forum / Re: Which 3 books/films have influenced you the most? on: May 16, 2013, 18:52:16
Mad Max 2
Back to the Future 2
Short Circuit
That's a fucking list, right there.
26  General / The Forum / Re: man united LOL on: May 10, 2013, 18:35:48
Worst. Analogy. Ever.
27  General / The Forum / Re: Red Cliff - john woo on: May 08, 2013, 22:17:51
Not really, no.
28  General / The Forum / Re: Happy Easter Bill Price NSFW on: May 08, 2013, 15:28:35
This is immense.
29  General / The Forum / Re: Which 3 books/films have influenced you the most? on: May 08, 2013, 15:27:36
Pulp Fiction
Any book on employment law
The Bible
30  General / The Forum / Re: Favourite places to spend a hot, sunny day in Bristol? on: May 08, 2013, 15:24:35
If you're with a girl and looking to get fresh, it's Brandon Hill all the way.

Also, a trip up Cabot Tower is guaranteed panty remover.
31  General / The Forum / Re: man united LOL on: May 08, 2013, 15:22:50
so no rooney scholes or giggs or fergie next season...

united were lucky (and had rvp) this season. If any other team had actually played properly they would have been fucked.
The standard in the prem this season has been terrible.


That's not true. Man U have been immense.
They were closing in most league points in a season and most wins in a season. Media perception is that others have underperformed, when in reality Man U were beasts pretty much the game after they lost to Everton.
32  General / The Forum / Re: man united LOL on: May 08, 2013, 15:20:11
Who is going to be next then?

Moyes? Mourinho? Benitez?............Beckham? As a neutral I'd love Mourinho to get the job!

Moyes or Jurgen Klopp.   Two Thumbs

I think they'll go with stability, which rules Mourinho out.

Solskjaer is a decent long shot, he knows the club inside out and has been successful with Molde.

Thing is, I can see it being a poisoned chalice for whoever goes there especially if they aren't perceived to be a 'big name' manager.

I can't see the Glazers giving Moyes etc a 50-80m warchest to go and strengthen the squad next season or beyond.

It's the end of an era, but I wouldn't be surprised if within 3 seasons they'll be scrapping at the Arsenal/Spurs/Everton level while other vie for the Premiership.

33  General / The Forum / Re: proper tension in a movie on: May 02, 2013, 21:47:29
That opening scene in Inglorious Basterds would take some beating for tension
Final scene of The Good, The Bad & The Ugly.
34  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: April 29, 2013, 14:23:32
Anyone who doesn't think this is going to be the greatest game ever is a fucking moron.


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0dofacvjRkc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/0dofacvjRkc</a>
35  General / The Forum / Re: What are you reading at the minute?!?! on: April 29, 2013, 14:21:31
Bounce by Matthew Syed.

Wish I read it when I was still in school. This book has the power to change lives.
36  General / The Forum / Re: Things The In ternet Is Destroying. GO! on: April 25, 2013, 13:57:41
The taboo of anal sex.
37  General / The Forum / Re: I'm so bored I could... on: April 25, 2013, 13:54:54
Look for something interesting on Hijack?
38  General / The Forum / Re: Bye bye NHS. on: April 25, 2013, 13:54:24
This is no good.
I'm in definite need of shoulder surgery and within a decade will probably need a new left knee.

The very fact that I have now admitted this, will probably invalidate any insurance I may have in the future.
39  General / The Forum / Re: Bar Billiards Bristol? on: April 24, 2013, 23:55:57
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billiards
40  General / The Forum / Re: Catch a paedo on: April 23, 2013, 23:53:27

has shit load of hand tattoos and thus can't be part of the filth.


I've seen plenty of police with tats, and even sleeves etc. (although this is clearly a journalist.)

None on their necks or hands though. Won't get in with any there.
Thanks. I couldn't be bothered to go back and forth...
41  General / The Forum / Re: The Croft - Closing on: April 23, 2013, 23:50:45
Another nail in the coffin...
42  General / The Forum / Re: Catch a paedo on: April 22, 2013, 23:27:01
Challenge Anneka.
After a quick google that jumpsuit is not nearly as hot as my boyhood brain remembers.
I've had too many dreams shattered to even bring myself to look...I prefer my rose-tinted memories of impeccable Aryan genes, skin-tight jumpsuit with a subtle 1.5 inches of cleavage.
43  General / The Forum / Re: Catch a paedo on: April 22, 2013, 19:25:21
This is just a UK version of Datelines 'To Catch a Predator'

Exactly the same, cept in the US version they have a full sting operation with an underage girl played by a actor and do it over 3 day periods....
Sounds like a sexual predator version of Challenge Anneka.
44  General / The Forum / Re: Bar Billiards Bristol? on: April 22, 2013, 15:46:27
True billiards used to be available at the Alma Tavern on Alma Road, Clifton. Do a decent burger in there as well.
45  General / The Forum / Catch a paedo on: April 22, 2013, 15:44:07
Not sure if this is real. If not, the silver fox deserves an Academy award for his facial expressions as the realisation sets in.

Still, he's a bit of a knob for not challenging them earlier, the reporter has shit load of hand tattoos and thus can't be part of the filth. Interesting to know what happened to him after this. (Probably got a job at the BBC, **badoom tish**)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/qxc19ABYjZ8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/qxc19ABYjZ8</a>
46  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack Celebrity Pedo Poll 2013 on: April 19, 2013, 17:07:47
15 year olds fucking each other is not a big deal.

Grown men abusing their positions in children's entertainment to fuck 15 year olds is a massive fucking deal
It's not a massive fucking deal at all. At 15 I knew if I was in a situation where I was going to be fucked or not. No one is talking about rape here, meaning Rolf's bagging a young one and she's star-fucking.

Sinatra, Jagger, Tommy Lee and Axl Rose have all blatantly banged some under-age poon tang in their time, but they're not up against the wall by the paedo police.

The real question of this enquiry should be, was jimmy acting alone and were there other parties who were complicit in his actions.
47  General / The Forum / Re: Boston Marathon Explosions on: April 19, 2013, 17:01:24
Alexander Litvinenko, Boris Berezovsky, Russian-Jewish mafia, and Putin. 
One big dot for these. They're all made up of ex-KGB.

Litvinenko & Berezovsky both spied for us and got away with a fair amount of old Soviet money. Putin, probably via the mafia had them taken care of.

What our government receives for them being assassinated on our soil remains to be seen. Probably cheaper gas.
48  General / The Forum / Re: Boston Marathon Explosions on: April 19, 2013, 14:42:40
I bothers me that in the year 2013 people still need faith and religion. I literally do not understand how once scientific theory is explained, you could still choose to believe in a bloke in the sky.
49  General / The Forum / Re: Hijacks estimated value is.... on: April 19, 2013, 12:57:02
I can feel we're about two replies away from some kind of horrific Gif...
50  General / The Forum / Re: The rise and fall of Hijack (in pictures) on: April 19, 2013, 12:23:35
Banning Zammo was a bad move.

Also, looking at some old posts made by friends, there seemed to be a lot more threads on actual nights (there probably were more events then) but page 2 or 3 were reviews and evaluations of said nights with moody and artistic pictures where the photographer has left the exposure on for a million year and bounced the flash of a wall or something. Cunts seemed to lap that up.
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