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1  General / The Forum / Re: Fun times in America on: June 27, 2013, 09:30:35
FUCKED WITH A PENCIL
2  General / The Forum / Re: Lunch Beat - lunch time rave - would this work in Bristol? on: May 15, 2013, 16:44:51
Possibly the most middle class idea I've heard in a while. It would be white as fuck.
3  General / The Forum / Re: Which 3 books/films have influenced you the most? on: May 09, 2013, 09:02:04


4  General / The Forum / Re: Wearing a hat when you don't normally where one on: May 01, 2013, 16:55:10
When they were showing the ashes on a giant screen in queens square I think in 2005 the hot fosters girls were giving away straw hats that were very handy, which I wore many a time as that summer was a scorcher!

And you looked a right cock, too.
5  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol man banned for driving "under influence of drum and bass" on: April 04, 2013, 15:12:45
I wonder if he was det-ained
6  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack Celebrity Pedo Poll 2013 on: March 27, 2013, 16:04:05
7  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone else feeling a bit ill? on: March 19, 2013, 11:58:49
Yeah, speaking as a parent

This makes everyone sit up and take notice, each and every time. What would most of the parenting world do without it..
Get to bed you're grounded.

I hate you, you're not the boss of me.
8  General / The Forum / Re: Orena Roller on: March 19, 2013, 11:58:12
How very strange
9  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone else feeling a bit ill? on: March 19, 2013, 10:06:44
Yeah, speaking as a parent

This makes everyone sit up and take notice, each and every time. What would most of the parenting world do without it..
10  General / The Forum / Re: Orena Roller on: March 19, 2013, 10:05:25
Wasn't it Arena Roller? Saturday nights up there were the one in mid 90s..
11  General / The Forum / Re: Club Drug Service on: March 13, 2013, 12:00:07
Got any Garys mate?
12  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol Anarchist Bookfair needs you on: March 06, 2013, 15:59:40
What's the difference between tug-of-war and an anarchist tug-of-war?

13  General / The Forum / Re: Heavy traffic Stokes Croft/Cheltenham road on: March 06, 2013, 15:57:28
Probably some vagrant crawling across the road again..
14  General / The Forum / Re: BS4 Crew on: February 15, 2013, 10:11:50
I've seen some rough looking dudes around there as well.

15  General / The Forum / Re: Does anyone do Bikram Yoga? on: February 08, 2013, 10:04:38
I'm thinking of entering a 10k road race

I'm thinking a martial art with a bit of gym, after all.


Thought about running at all?
16  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend me some Clay pigeon shooting on: January 23, 2013, 11:27:38
I can recommend Brace's.

http://www.bracesofbristol.com/coaching.asp

We got taught by an ex-olympian shooter and some real top of their game guys. It's not just a token bit of land amongst loads of other activities either, proper farmland. Wide variety of shooting types and a token few shots from the hip at the end.

Isn't very far at all if you're in South. Pop into the shop in Knowle to chat about it, nice blokes.

17  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack Celebrity death Pool 2013 on: January 04, 2013, 11:12:37
Jim Davidson
18  General / The Forum / Re: That funny noise by the.. on: November 30, 2012, 10:04:33
Used to hear this every morning.. I'd always assumed it was to scare bird life off or something, or those damn teenagers. They put one in a block of shops by me ages ago to stop kids hanging around the front, no idea if it worked.
19  General / The Forum / Re: What do you put in your jacket potato? on: November 20, 2012, 12:59:20
20  General / The Forum / Re: Late Opening Barber on: November 05, 2012, 10:22:52
I will grudgingly pay up to a tenner if I have to

Are there even barbers that work for that kind of money?
21  General / The Forum / Re: Hipster Peep Show on: November 02, 2012, 10:36:31
Are hipsters ex Emo's?

In Bristol they are.
22  General / The Forum / Re: Trick or Treater's given cocaine.... on: November 02, 2012, 10:11:04
It sure doe's
23  General / The Forum / Re: Shop Dutty film on: October 29, 2012, 12:48:42
I'd quite like to know what the denizens of East Street thought of all this...

Yeah I clocked East Street featured in that too.

24  General / The Forum / Re: To the idiot... on: October 23, 2012, 14:58:33
Whereabouts on the Wells Road?

I was just in line with the green bulding by Farrows, adjacent to the little green bit up from the Bush. I was probably going about as fast as could be as it is the bottom of the hill.

Wonder how many people have been injured along this stretch by people / bikes / cars emerging from those side roads? Or the opposite.. Used to see at least one ambulance there per month I'd say.
25  General / The Forum / Re: talk to people who met King Tubby on: October 23, 2012, 09:30:50
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/4QPdn84DuGc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/4QPdn84DuGc</a>
26  General / The Forum / Re: Developments around Temple Meads on: October 18, 2012, 15:49:38
27  General / The Forum / Re: Developments around Temple Meads on: October 18, 2012, 14:16:33
The following uses are allowed:

- farming of food crops,
- allotment gardens,
- community orchard,
- farming of fuel crops for sustainable energy generation,
- composting of surplus/waste organic materials, but only those generated on the
site.

Only in Bristol..

Sly move by the council. Use the eco-crusty labour for free by telling them it is 'sustainable' and 'organic'. Excellent use of the middle class keywords.
28  General / The Forum / Re: Advice please on: October 18, 2012, 14:15:18
29  General / The Forum / Re: LOL - Paving bricks for sale on Ebay. on: October 11, 2012, 09:52:24
Her style of writing is similar to this guy's presenting style:

30  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Ticket Day on: October 08, 2012, 09:04:32
Why buy a ticket when you can work it??

31  General / The Forum / Re: Crudely Cut Records... New Split Prophets & Unwelcome Relatives! on: October 04, 2012, 09:05:33
WALLOP.

Walloped with some crusty and his fucking diablo in front of the stage. What a cock.
32  General / The Forum / Re: Which songs have "got you" the first listen... on: September 28, 2012, 15:03:49
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ootnLu8jaek" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/ootnLu8jaek</a>
33  General / The Forum / Re: The Maths teacher and the 15 year old... on: September 27, 2012, 14:24:24
The real question here is: How thin must a mans dick be to warrant pulling 15 year old girls?

Yes, when men pull under-age girls, it is solely to do with the diameter of their penis.

Cheer up love.
34  General / The Forum / Re: Your fave techy DnB labels? on: September 24, 2012, 10:08:15
Bad Taste
35  General / The Forum / Re: Brisfest goes to Ashton Court-lineup on page 2 on: September 24, 2012, 09:32:43
How busy was it yesterday, is that why the queues weren't so bad?
36  General / The Forum / Re: Channel 4 Drugs Live: Live taking of MDMA on: September 21, 2012, 12:31:47
This is hardly going to be anything worth watching, in fact if you're anything like me after a few years of caining it just seeing someone in passing gurning makes me  Puke

'The doors of perception' it ain't..
37  General / The Forum / Re: What was going on near Temple Meads today? on: September 17, 2012, 09:07:51
.. Something for the BBC, I'd imagine.
38  General / The Forum / Re: RUN TINGZ SESSIONS "BRISTOL" - THE AUTUMN SHOWDOWN - 20/10/12 - BLUE MOUNTAIN on: September 13, 2012, 14:56:31
Pretty sure you've spelt 'Beavis' wrong there, unless there is some imposter called 'Bevis'.
39  General / The Forum / Re: City college on: September 13, 2012, 09:40:27

I went to COB (college green). Best decision I ever made. I fucking hated school (although I did very well there) and without going I wouldn't of met 95% of the people I know today. I went on my own not knowing anyone who would be there. I had the best 2 years and also walked away with Distinction in my BTEC which would have got me into any of the universities I wanted to go to, but chose to get a job and know work in design (which is what I studied).

Actually scarily similar to me. Sixth form was basically the same building as school but moved a few miles up the road. Took one look at it and knew I'd have to go to CoB. Had a blast, learnt some stuff..

It wasn't for A Levels mind you, so no idea how good they are at the more 'academic' stuff. All about the BTEC with no exams that's worth 3 A Levels anyway.
40  General / The Forum / Re: Hillsborough Files Released on: September 12, 2012, 16:14:10
How long would it have taken to establish the facts had it been 96 coppers who died..
41  General / The Forum / Re: Dont panic London have upset a few people on: September 12, 2012, 09:12:38
42  General / The Forum / Re: The best bullrunning video I've ever seen on: September 05, 2012, 12:31:02
Bloke at 1.46 like 'woah, no trouble mate'  Laugh
43  General / The Forum / Re: Facebook statuses from the retards from school who are on your facebook on: August 14, 2012, 10:02:33
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That's the only Somali welcome in Great Britain....#sendtheresthome well done little Mo

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Unfortunately all the do gooders in power before now have fucked us. Enoch Powell wasn't far wrong. And whilst were on the subject, shut that fuckin tunnel too.

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Cant beleive my eldest daughter...shes just come home and said Mum...Dad....stop my pocket money with immediate effect....give my ipad,ipod and iphone to charity....strip my bedroom of everything...right me out of your will and i want you to disown me........well....that wasnt her exact words....she said Hi..This is my new boyfriend....Mohamed.
44  General / The Forum / Re: Room available in Montpelier on: August 01, 2012, 12:33:04
Maybe you should get a job so you're not at home chatting to your mates during weekdays but out doing something constructive instead.

Thank you, mein Führer. Arbeit mach frei.
45  General / The Forum / Re: Channel 4 Rave - 6 hours of ad free broadcasting on: August 01, 2012, 12:31:09
fuck this shitty little few hours sponsored by some Cola GSK chief.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal_Justice_and_Public_Order_Act_1994
46  General / The Forum / Re: Room available in Montpelier on: August 01, 2012, 11:56:22
I work from home as a hypnotherapist so the house is strictly no smoking (and weed free), and wouldn't probably suit someone who works from home as I have clients during the day and require a degree of quiet.

I lived underneath some Mother Earth type before who did something requiring absolute silence in the daytimes. Even quietly chatting with a mate was too much and led to many complaints. Right fucking nightmare.
47  General / The Forum / Re: Realistically, how much money do I need to survive at Boomtown!? on: August 01, 2012, 11:52:37
What the hell is wrong with you people, a grand at a festival? Even 100 a day is insane.

Your comedowns must be out of this world, you mugs.

 Laugh
48  General / The Forum / Re: Freshers Season & Brisfest 2012 on: July 25, 2012, 09:15:28
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/IGBXhDZXTqY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/IGBXhDZXTqY</a>
49  General / The Forum / Re: The 'Unpopular Opinions' Thread. Destined to go [NSFW] at some point... on: July 25, 2012, 09:13:33
When I see/hear some people in the street I can't help but think eugenics wouldn't be such a bad idea.

If someone managed to get/run in front of my car in an idiotic manner I'd not flinch if I broke their legs.

I would probably also do the same manually in any road rage incident.

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Stokes Croft is a festering shithole
50  General / The Forum / Re: Nuts on: July 18, 2012, 09:27:34
yours is a forum full of bottom feeders and a handful of drug buddies.  You shouldn't complain though, hanging out with life's losers makes you feel morally superior and boosts your rock bottom self esteem.

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