Which is the drowsiest anti-histamine?  I'm after something that can knock me out after a messy night out when there ain't valium around...

Get a prescription for a big pot of Piriton - couple of those will see you right.

There are a couple of stronger ones (whose names escape me), but your Doc wont give you those unless you've got pretty severe eczema.

i used to suffer pretty bad and used a homeopathic remedy of sea salt it was bought in most of those weird little shops but cant remember what it was called

Ah yes, complimentary medicine.

If it really worked it would just be called "medicine".

you can order it on the internet, but you have to take out a mothly subscription

oooooofff

If you don't want to work extra time go and work for the f'in civil service.

The dial code is 0117 not 01179! Grrr

However Whitchurch is 01275 despite being in Bristol.

And Kingswood is 0117 despite being S. Glos.

I know a medical student who books himself a bed in hospital before he goes out for a heavy night so the next morning he can wander in a stick himself on a drip for a few hours, thereby avoiding a hangover.

Urban legend

Club called "Maria" in the outskirts of Berlin - had an awesome night when I went there. They absolutely fucking rinsed the techno from doors opening to kicking out time. Good system too.

I was trying to work out why you'd hit their email system after lifting a shadowed password file and rainbow tabling it, unless you;re draining bandwidth whilst trying to get root 

Methinks you're being jingo-tastic mind ... 

I think he's wanting to use rainbow tables to try and brute force a mailbox on that machine.

I doubt any of the mailbox accounts would have shell access anyway so I don't really see the point.

Oh god if you want to start a campaign against the intrusion of unsolicited artwork in the public space, just vandalise some fucking billboards. Once you've single handedly slain the advertising industry, then you can see about destroying lovely pieces of artwork that cheer people up on a daily basis YOU UTTER UTTER FUCKING TWATS.

And ripping off Charlie Brooker? I mean really

Peacocks
C&A
BHS
Clinton Cards
Arena (maybe they went a while ago?)

to me those shops all seem stuck in the late eighties / early nineties. i wonder how they can compete and why they still exist.

C&A haven't existed in the UK for yeeeeeeears

Nice work

Whats your bank account number and sort code?

you can give those numbers out to anyone cus the bank has to authorise any money that is withdrawn using those numbers....so no risk.

Yeah, Jeremy Clarkson thought that too

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7174760.stm

Whats your bank account number and sort code?

It's ok to hate the Welsh, because Wales isn't a proper country  

(i didn't word my post very well though....it was 3am. but my point still stands that where i work is definatly NOT worried about it)

So when the global recession bites hard, you're not worried that luxury items are the very first thing people will cut back on?

Apple?

Seems like a nice pub; I wonder if they do food.

Can anyone recommend a Torrent client for OS x?

Transmission innit

those little white strips you see in roads right before speed cameras for example are speed sensors, and they calculate the average time it takes you to cross each one from the first to the last before deciding what speed you were going. i don't think 2 is enough to get an accurate idea.

That's so wrong it's almost funny!

Gatsos use Doppler Radar to work out your speed. The white lines are just there as an extra visual layer of proof.

The only sensors actually in the road are the ones laid into the cut marks in front of traffic lights. They're coils in the ground that work on the principle of inductance - the large metal object passing over the top alters the induction in the coil, signalling the presence of a car. Traffic enforcement cameras use two sets, one either side of the white stop line.

Only speed system that averages your speed are the SPECS systems on motorways - a series of ANPR cameras average out your speed as you move between them. Nasty.

Do they deliver? And I mean that in the literal sense....

They deliver in every sense! Not sure what the number is, but they definitely do deliveries.

Everyone thinks that their own curry house is the best...


... well i'm here to tell you that you're all wrong, Capital Tandoori on West Street is the best. All you haters better recognise!

Right, me and my chums are off to the fair city of Berlin on the 21st and we'll be there for a week. I'd like to know where we should be looking for a decent night out raving.

Pretty much after some decent techno - in a cool club, friendly people etc. Also, a decent after club (i've heard the name "Panorama" mentioned...)

Google is notoriously for this kind of search; plus personal recommendations rule in these situations.

What was number 3?

My neck is several sizes smaller, this is true

My friend asked him if he wanted to come for a drink with us and he replied ' I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't take drugs, I just make music and FUCK'

Oh wow he's like my exact opposite or something.

I'll sign it the second cyclists admit they don't own the road.
Speed up and stick to the gutter! This especially applies to women and the wankers that ride those shitty fold up things with a wheel diameter of two pence coin.

That's odd, i've just agreed with something you've said

woop woop. I need some new headphones! My sony's have given up the ghost

Harshness

My Macbook is one of my most treasured possessions. I think i'd go postal if someone stole it.

Do you think you could try and be a little more vague?

Yar, I got them to do mine. I think all the branches do it. You look like a bit of a melon standing in the middle of the shop getting your photo taken, but it is worth it.

You're best off going to Jessops and getting them to take one for you.

The rules on passport photos are really strict now, and you take a big risk of them being rejected if you do it yourself. Jessops have special cameras for taking passport photos, with all the lines on the viewfinder to make sure it's all lined up correctly and shizznit.

Plus, they reckon if they fuck it up they'll do them again for free.

Quad cores and a gig of ram eh?

hahaha the mentally ill aren't they hilarious?

100% roflcopter 100%

you whole internet forum of stupid cunts

Oi, Mary Whitehouse, wind your fucking neck in.

they got some WELSH geezer to sing it

Um, Wales is part of Britain?

Yeah, but God Save The Queen is the English national anthem - it's got nowt to do with Wales.

Pregnant women are fine, but good god they get annoying after a while. We've got a woman at work who seems to have been pregnant for years.

Just fuck off and have your baby already!

Not being used to leaping to the defence of BCC, I find what i'm about to type sticks slightly in my throat:

How, exactly, do you propose they avoid this in future? It was cancelled due to bad weather - not something that could be helped, and all things considered, £25k is not exactly going to break the bank. I would have expected a much higher figure.

And so a flower show isn't your cup of tea? Well, so fucking what. It's not mine either - but I have no doubt the increase in trade & commerce that it brings into Bristol as a result of being held here makes the cost worthwhile.

Total non issue, imo.

i thought you "hate fucking students".

whats wrong with fucking students? 

Most of them have AIDS.

True story.

In all honesty, it sounds like you've listed a collection of prank names that would appear on a supply teacher's register.

I couldn't disagree more Morris....liking house, techno, electro and dubstep is not a diverse taste imo! (NB I know that YOUR tastes are diverse mate but there are many people who's tastes i view are not).

Just because someone doesn't have 500gigs worth of recordings of a South African slapping his bellend against sea shells you assume they only like the musical genres generally discussed on this forum?

I think Paintworks has the potential for a really wicked night, I am yet to go and check it out, anyone been or anyone work there?

Why are you promoting it if you've never been there?

You gonna be selling them on the 8th mate?

You're all wrong.

Bouhinia in Clifton Village is where its at. Pork dumplings to start. ROCK.

I had a dream tother night that I somehow (wish i could remember that bit!) managed to gain access to all the major record labels' bank details...I syphoned (sp?) off all the funds into grass roots music organisations, charities and youth centres around the world and left all the majors bankrupt.

I went to prison but I still felt a smug sense of self-satisfaction!

Is this an attempt at self-paraody?

I'd have to take Vista off and stick on a copy of XP but apart from that they seem decent.

Why?

- Not sure where? nice lookin rack

Mate, thats the Jah Tubby's system - those guys are fucking legends!

fiction

Is this one for sale?

..think that ketamine, valium, ghb and those similar are really, really cool to do

What the fuck? You've just mentioned three completely different substances, you berk.

That's like saying "... think that cheese, mushrooms, lobsters and all that other similar food is really really good to eat"

Lets cut to the chase; you just mean drugs that you personally find objectionable.

Would you be happy seeing your other half doing what you're doing? If not, don't do it.

music peeps should know better than to pander to Mr Billy "I steal others work" Gates   I was wanderin round Tesco with a mate the otherday and he was asking about a PC package on deal there in relation to a time based media course he wants to do and my last words was yeah it's OK but you probably don't want that Vista gashness and dunno if Final cut Pro will work on anything non Mac without reducing you to tears and a random walks past saying "Yeah blahd Windows is jokes innit!"  Seems my Easton mans know the score at least

Hahaha - what a load of utter bollocks.

(FYI I use a macbook pro at home, and a windows pc at work).

Anyone know of any local artists that would be up for doing a private commission?

Would be a fairly small piece - straight onto a wall.

If you reckon you could do it or know someone that could - hook me up!

Cheers