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3301  General / The Forum / Re: ceiling cat x 10000000 on: May 07, 2007, 17:18:24
3302  General / The Forum / Re: ChaosPacks? on: May 06, 2007, 19:40:30
I notice someone called ChaosPacks has been visiting my Stumble Upon profile...its everywhere.....like some sort of virus  Puke
3303  General / The Forum / Re: Big ganga bust on Glos Rd on: May 05, 2007, 17:56:17


apparently they got busted after staff at B&Q got suspicious after a couple of guys with 'Live 4 Dope' t-shirts were seen buying large amounts of sand and pre-crushed glass  Bad Teeth
3304  General / The Forum / Re: Venemous Spiders On The Increase In Uk on: May 04, 2007, 23:17:47

there are clusters like this everywhere in my garden.
if you blow on them they shatter in slow motion.
(i tried to video it but my new phone is fiddly atm)

looks like a job for chuck
3305  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol graffiti artist injured in fall from building... - MERGED on: May 04, 2007, 23:07:21
randomly found these on the net...randomly.

3306  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol graffiti artist injured in fall from building... - MERGED on: May 04, 2007, 20:10:01
apparently its haunted which is why the police are too scared to go in there and no developer will go near it.

jokes aside get well soon  LIGHTAH!
3307  General / The Forum / Re: Did you Vote? on: May 04, 2007, 19:50:31
well i know ill get shot down for this but

i believe it doesnt matter what party is in because its the money that runs the country and that persuades each party that gets into their decisions by the heads of big business's and fore most banks

so i stay off the electrol roll because for the fact its rubbish just to tell where you live! you should be able to provide some other information like national insurance n.o. date of birth etc etc blah blah and not have to be on that!
funny isnt it how banks use the electrol roll to pass through credit checks i had it recently for a pre pay virgin pay as you like mobile and had it from a bank i was already with for an account and both turned me down because i wasnt on the electrol roll so i am finding out ways i can live to get the same things and get around it as i believe its the banks and the heads of big business that run europe/state/china/india etc and not the governments in at the time they come and go but banks stay and so do big business's

before big business and banks you had just royal leaders etc

so i prefer to stay off the electrol roll and i dont vote because it doesnt matter what party gets in!! really they all make the same mistakes and all come and go and all talk the same old talk and walk the same walk they just present it in a different fashion

tah  Two Thumbs

yeah I kind of agree with you..but replace big business with shape shifting insect eating Humanoid Reptilian Illuminati Scum...id rather die than support some one eyed lizard.
3308  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol graffiti artist injured in fall from building... - MERGED on: May 03, 2007, 20:49:45
Chief Superintendent John Long of Avon and Somerset police said: "Police will continue to work with its partners to rid the city of the graffiti which can have a detrimental effect on communities and affect the quality of life of local residents."


aaaaaaah that would be why Stokes Croft is such a shit hole...its the graffiti...and there was me thinking it was the scagheadz, shit all over the streets, crackheadz, abandon buildings, chronic pollution, traffic, discarded chicken bones, begging bastards, 24/7 screech of sirens, whore houses, gobshites blasting bangra/crap dance hall at 3am, shouting drunken scum on the weekends...and weekdays and the wonderfull Oasis of serenity that is Turbo Island........yeah Mr Chief Superintendent John Long you stupid asshole its the graffiti.

Anyone who knows who is responsible for graffiti incidents should call Crimestoppers on 0800 555111  Bad Teeth
3309  General / The Forum / Re: Post a pic of a fellow Hijacker in a less than desirable state! on: May 03, 2007, 18:44:31
3310  General / The Forum / Re: What ringtone are you rockin'? on: May 03, 2007, 18:39:52
In Complete Darkness - Slipmatt Remix

Ha!!  Shocked I always thought they were called Shitmat...never seen it written down anywhere   Laugh Laugh
3311  General / The Forum / Re: If you are wondering why the chaos packs thread wont end on: May 03, 2007, 18:27:34
According to  Godwin's Law  that Chaos Pack thread should now be over. In case some of you arent as intelligent as me  Godwin's Law  says that:

"As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one. And that once such a comparison is made, the thread is finished and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_Law
3312  General / The Forum / Re: If you are wondering why the chaos packs thread wont end on: May 03, 2007, 18:17:17
Its because people keep posting "god, I wish this would end" in it
why not take your frustrations out here  Two Thumbs

Great thats all we need...another Chaos Pack thread...when will it end?  Bad Teeth
3313  General / The Forum / Re: Prince Harry in Iraqi terrorist target shocker on: May 02, 2007, 19:25:04
It would be very interesting for history if prince harry was killed in Iraq.

id rather he be king
3314  General / The Forum / Re: Pendulum? what was their big hit? on: May 02, 2007, 19:21:00
omg did ne1 catch Pendulum at Ashton Court last year or whenever it was??   they sucked soooo bad
3315  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol graffiti artist injured in fall from building... on: May 02, 2007, 19:14:53
did he fall or was he pushed?   BRRRAAAAP  get well soon though.....
3316  General / The Forum / Re: Oversleeping for work......best excuses on: May 02, 2007, 19:12:41
I have said that i got pulled over by the cops and it went along the line of:

"Hi I've been pulled over...I'm gonna be a bit late"
"Are you aright?"
"yeah Fine...I gotta go though...see you in a bit"

then I called up a bit later and said they are not letting me drive away and I will be a while. I ended up going in hours late and just lied and lied for the rest of the day about it.

Another good one is go in an hour late and say..."shit I forgot about the clocks changing" and your boss is like "they didnt??!!!" and you'd be like "exactly..."  Huh
3317  General / The Forum / Re: 24 Season Six on: May 02, 2007, 01:46:07
I cant believe it took 17 episodes to get good...but wow its gone insane   NERD ALERT!
3318  General / The Forum / Re: Help!! The Orange Staff Bus to Aztec West (215?) on: May 02, 2007, 00:10:27
Didnt know where else to turn....Does anyone know where to catch the free Orange staff bus to  the Aztech West/ RAC Building locations? im starting off in Stokes Croft/ City Centre gotta get it tomorrow thx  Roll Eyes

Just down the road from turbo island and before the Junction you'll find a big step in front of a dark blue door. 

There are usually a few people sitting on it waiting for the bus as well. 

 Two Thumbs

3319  General / The Forum / Help!! The Orange Staff Bus to Aztec West (215?) on: May 01, 2007, 23:30:30
Didnt know where else to turn....Does anyone know where to catch the free Orange staff bus to  the Aztech West/ RAC Building locations? im starting off in Stokes Croft/ City Centre gotta get it tomorrow thx  Roll Eyes
3320  General / The Forum / Re: Has anyone got any spare change? on: April 30, 2007, 12:59:36
Robo-scag lady on Stokes Crtoft is the one that gets me, Seiously she should become a chugge, she has no problems asking everyone in the world for money,,,,,she even asked me for money as i was telling her i didnt have any Huh!!!???
3321  General / The Forum / Re: Bruk @ Take Five Cafe - Sat 28th April on: April 29, 2007, 19:19:41
What a random party loved it,, is it a regular thing??? i hope so...great fun...it was like being in an episode of skins... someone played a tune which i really wanna get. it was a reggae type thing that went:

"I see the rain come down when the sun is shinig..." any ideas what tune it was??
3322  General / The Forum / Has anyone got any spare change? on: April 29, 2007, 17:51:34
if so give it to these guys http://www.weloveashtoncourtfestival.com  also new South Park  Laughing
3323  General / The Forum / Re: Newquay... where's the best places to go? on: April 29, 2007, 17:11:27
The Lewinnick Lodge - you must find this place!!!     Its a good 15-20 min walk out of town, over a gold course then along a cliff, so you dont get as many townie types there. Nice bunch of people seem to be there. There is a pub and a big James Bond Villan house and thats it......beautiful views.

3324  General / The Forum / Re: hotwheels myspace on: April 28, 2007, 19:29:18
Did this guy MC at Ark Bar Last Weekend? sounds familiar
3325  General / The Forum / Re: Death of decent FM radio in Bristol? on: April 28, 2007, 16:36:07
I don't get this thread?? Is Passion being replaced by Original FM?

mind you Original FM does have Manfred Roxon doing their news. cant wait.

3326  General / The Forum / Re: Crusty's took it too far... on: April 24, 2007, 00:51:24
I wonder what squatjuice has to say about all this  Huh Huh
3327  General / The Forum / Re: This puzzled me somewhat. on: April 24, 2007, 00:24:53
holding the on button of a car stereo in place if your to cheap to get a new one
3328  General / The Forum / Re: Reno 911 Miami on: April 24, 2007, 00:21:47
im feelin that.. just got into it over the last couple days its so funny   Laugh film should be awesome-o
3329  General / The Forum / Re: Crusty's took it too far... on: April 23, 2007, 21:43:39
hahahaha fucking hippy's.  Roll Eyes

are cursties actually the same as hippies? theres a fine line i know. At least a hippie chooses that way of life...it seems to me that crusties just dont know any better,,,
3330  General / The Forum / Re: boris yeltsin dead on: April 23, 2007, 19:13:41

so how many famous Boris' are there left?

1. Boris Becker
2. Boris Greshenko (from Goldeneye...)

any more?

boris johnson

Boris Karloff  BRRRAAAAP

3331  General / The Forum / Re: boris yeltsin dead on: April 23, 2007, 17:42:27
how long before some greasy student  is wearing a print screen Boris Yeltsin t-shirt.

EDIT: can anyone sort me out with print screen Boris Yeltsin T-shirt?
3332  General / The Forum / Re: The Hijack Dream Log on: April 22, 2007, 01:02:27
ok this wins hands down!

i was recently in hospital and i had this dream that i was flying about around the place i fell from that gave me the injuries i was in there recovering from which are/were quite bad so i had this dream!
i was flying about the place around and around it then i flew up and was looking down upon it then the next thing i knew in the dream i was in a place what to me looked like i was floating about an isle in a supermarket but looking back at it the people were taller than the shelves calling me back down and also pulling me down saying it was against the rules to be flying about in here!
now i told this dream to 1 person who was interested in dreams and was shocked not only that i was in hospital in the first place but of the dream now a week after i was discharged and 2 days after that was rushed back in with a bit of a scare in observation in the observation ward
hmmm and i found out whilst back in there a dr told me that i had been resuscitated in a+e when i came in the first time and that it was quite serious at one point!! wow i started to shake and panic as the dream i had i told someone of it so i had a witness that i never knew i was resuscitated!!

 Eek Eek Eek Eek Eek Eek Eek Eek since i have changed my life completely dont drink dont smoke at all and joining the sports center!!

life is definitely a strange thing and that freaked me right the f*ck out!

how freaky is that sh1T!  Eek Eek

I believe thats what dream experts term a 'nut wobbler'   whats the story with the fall if you dont mind me asking Huh
3333  General / The Forum / Re: Don't buy a phone from "Phones 4U!" :-( on: April 21, 2007, 19:29:19
i used to work for the cunts. that sheet that they fill in with you is designed by psychiatrists to put the idea of buying a phone into your head!! FACT

Why would you be filling in a form in Phones 4 U if you weren't thinking about buying a phone?

I went in there a couple months ago to ask about the N95 which wasnt even out then...they sat me down and got me to fill in one of those forms...and strted talking about some other phone

Maybe we should organise a flash mob of phones 4u...get everyone down after gene8tor tomorrow...all munted..  Puke
3334  General / The Forum / Re: A word about handshakes on: April 21, 2007, 19:26:23
My favorite is to retract my middle finger going into the shake and tickling their palm  Two Thumbs

shhhhhhhh...do you want to get us all killed or summit?   thats the masons hand shake     BRRRAAAAP
3335  General / The Forum / Re: The Hijack Dream Log on: April 21, 2007, 15:03:39
I had a nightmare last night....i was working at a checkout in Tescos and serving on the express 5 items or less counter...for some reason i let someone come with a full trolley..and because the conveyor belt was so short all the food went to the other by the bags before i could scan it.......

...i tried to explain to the woman that if she passed me the stuff it would be easier...but she kept putting the stuff on the conveyor belt which dragged it back to her before i could scan it...then she started loading the trolley and i was trying to explain i hadnt scanned it....all i remember that she had bought were spring onions and baking potatoes.

I took the potatoes and tried to weigh them...but there was a problem....i didnt know if all you did was put the potatoes on the scales and it would automatically weigh them and add it to the receipt and total or if you had to push a button top reset the scales then push a button to add it to the total.

Then i tried to find guy who was paying....and a queue was building and people were complaining...this was the point total dread and fear entered the scene...then my old managers from WHSMith turned up (I worked for them about 10 years ago!!) and they were to busy to help me......then my phone wake up alarm went off and i woke up....

what the hell was that about?

3336  General / The Forum / Re: Don't buy a phone from "Phones 4U!" :-( on: April 21, 2007, 14:45:59
I think phones4U is designed for people who love watching ITV and think Iraq is where you put your CD's - seriously
3337  General / The Forum / Re: alternatives for msn messenger... on: April 21, 2007, 00:57:26
i got gaim (its goona be renamed pidgin in a month), its a bit basic but works a treat and uses only small system resources, and its open source and free!!

Gaim is compatible with AIM , Yahoo, ICQ, MSN Messenger, Gadu-Gadu, IRC etc... dunno if it works on a mac tho.

you can log in to multiple accounts on multiple IM networks simultaneously. This means that you can be chatting with friends on AOL Instant Messenger, talking to a friend on Yahoo Messenger, and sitting in an IRC channel all at the same time.

3338  General / The Forum / Re: banksy's pulp fiction piece painted over by cleaners on: April 20, 2007, 22:24:54
so what do art museums do? hire art students to do the cleaning?

EDIT: actually i bet they do  Bad Teeth
3339  General / The Forum / Re: A word about handshakes on: April 20, 2007, 22:07:28
How is it that a person ends up with either a bone-crushing strongman finger-squeeze or a pansy limp-wristed stroke of the palm? 9 out of 10 people manage a sensible, middle-of-the-road handshake that gives no cause for alarm, but it still amazes me how many people veer to extremes.

How does this come about?
Are you a vice-gripper or a limp-wrister?
If so, are you only aware of this because other people have told you so, or was it a conscious decision?
If it was a conscious decision, what the hell were you thinking when you decided on this lifestyle choice?


my uncle taught me a neat trick, if you go for a firm grip around their knuckles rather than all the way in you can get the bone crushing effect even if they are stronger especially if you wriggle your hand a bit...it wriggles their knuckles!!.......beware tho' if you aim for just in front of their knuckles.....you shake their fingers and have greater leverage over the whole arm ....making the other person feel effeminate and weak....thus you win the handshake......
3340  General / The Forum / Re: Death Clock... how long have you got left? on: April 20, 2007, 00:07:10
 Sunday, December 21, 2064   couldn't see where you entered how much wong you consume
3341  General / The Forum / Re: Does anyone listen to Passsion FM? on: April 19, 2007, 23:52:20
its just come back on Two Thumbs

yeeeeah   !!!!! passion i missed you  Slayer Slayer Slayer Slayer Slayer Slayer

EDIT: nope its gone again...anyone up for doing a night to get Pasion a new mixer?
3342  General / The Forum / Re: Gunman kills 31 at University in Virginia on: April 19, 2007, 23:31:43
170 people died in a single bomb in Baghdad yesterday and its already forgotten about and off the BBC front page...but the media love this little cho fucker. I hate to say it but it almost as if the papers are glad its happened they way there going on about it.
3343  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend me some hiphop on: April 19, 2007, 22:58:27
Jedi Mind Tricks - Legacy of Blood...sick rhymes and ill beats...  Smashed
3344  General / The Forum / Re: Does anyone listen to Passsion FM? on: April 19, 2007, 22:54:15
is anyone having problems with their connection regularly timing out tonight? -or is it just me?

yeah...im i being a complete n00b or has passion gone off air??? 1m on 106.20fm and getting nothing??? although the station is transmitting as my radio picks it up on RDS?Huh
3345  General / The Forum / Re: VERY IMPORTANT TO ALL MUSIC LOVERS on: April 19, 2007, 01:50:41
is it 2Pac or Biggy??? I always get them mixed up  Bad Teeth
3346  General / The Forum / Re: Cooking beatbox on: April 18, 2007, 23:52:26
This 17 year old French guy is pretty good too.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick      that last bit is off a saian super crew tune...i thought a couple guys did it...holy cow...  Slayer
3347  General / The Forum / Re: Car Tagging *unts... on: April 18, 2007, 23:42:05
fuckbags  Angry
3348  General / The Forum / Re: For those who enjoy tv themes (80's cartoons) on: April 18, 2007, 23:34:29
He man seems a bit more camp than i remember....
3349  General / The Forum / Re: Places that print sheet music/notation on: April 18, 2007, 21:19:07
not entirely sure what you mean cant you just email it to someone that does have a printer? what format is your notation in? GuitarPro? Pdf?

 otherwise I have got sheet music printed at the music store at the bottom of park street opposite college green. the one with the guitars in the window dunno the name. most other music shops seem to stock music books but thats about it.  these guys have a printer. it cost about a couple quid for a 8 page score ...... dunno if this helps.
3350  General / The Forum / Re: When did that new Banksy piece appear? on: April 18, 2007, 16:36:57
BBCs picture of the day for today ....i love the way they represent skins in the pic...


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