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251  General / The Forum / Re: An unusually nice bloke... on: May 15, 2009, 00:32:37
and i accept that my post makes no sense to anyone

 Script

on your point of boiling pans of water - if you heat a pan up on the hob then put a drop of water in the drop doesnt evapourate but remains as a drop hoving on a bed of steam unable to boil, but pour in maw water and it goes crazy and all dissipates - perhaps we could all learn something from this.
252  General / The Forum / Re: Post the last text message you received on: May 14, 2009, 23:57:18
Quote
Shed Seven are touring in December

 Shocked
253  General / The Forum / Re: Look at yu now. on: May 14, 2009, 23:33:44
 Laugh he sounds like he should be really fat
254  General / The Forum / Re: An unusually nice bloke... on: May 14, 2009, 21:29:30
lol, read the thread,

it'll be a cold day in hell when i read the whole thread before launching off on one.  Pimp

edit: oh fuck maybe thats whats gonna happen in 2012  Eek
255  General / The Forum / Re: Britain's Meanest Boss on: May 14, 2009, 21:26:28
he payed a member of staff 87p an hour to work for his travel company.

 Laughing

Putting aside 85% of the worlds population - What sort of idiot goes to work for 87p an hour?

the same kind of idiot who'll be offering to undercut already low payed workers if this bill goes through:)

if the minimum wage was allowed to be flexible during times like this then less poeple would be being made unemployed. Believe it or not there is an argument against having a minimum wage.


n.b i have not read the full thread or possess any substantial knowledge of what im on about  Pimp
256  General / The Forum / Re: An unusually nice bloke... on: May 14, 2009, 20:59:31
I really hope we 'get in tune with nature and ourselves', I really do.

why?

So we stop fucking up peoples lives and the planet we live on?

If your already doing that why wait untill 2012? why don't you do that now?
257  General / The Forum / Re: Britain's Meanest Boss on: May 14, 2009, 20:47:57
he payed a member of staff 87p an hour to work for his travel company.

 Laughing

Putting aside 85% of the worlds population - What sort of idiot goes to work for 87p an hour?
258  General / The Forum / Re: probably the best pizza in bristol on: May 14, 2009, 20:46:28
The pizza in there really is lushalicious - cheers Dave  Wink

I think that puts most people off is the price. If they doubled the price and made the place look a lot shabbier it would be a lot more popular  Undecided
259  General / The Forum / Re: An unusually nice bloke... on: May 14, 2009, 20:38:43
I really hope we 'get in tune with nature and ourselves', I really do.

why?
260  General / The Forum / Re: An unusually nice bloke... on: May 14, 2009, 18:05:49
Nice to know that not everybody with money is a wanker  Smiley

by that logic you must be loaded

edit:  Bad Teeth
261  General / The Forum / Re: BNP flyer with my post this morning... on: May 14, 2009, 16:32:15
BUT you can't opt out of election material.


lemmie know your address and i'll leave you off my next mailing round  Two Thumbs
262  General / The Forum / Re: BNP flyer with my post this morning... on: May 14, 2009, 15:03:57
I feel sorry for racists because:
When they face the test they have made for themselves/
they will cry, die and wonder why and/
realise that it was all a lie/
and it is too late to do anything about it *sigh*./

2PAC?
263  General / The Forum / Re: BNP flyer with my post this morning... on: May 14, 2009, 12:56:08
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'I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend your right to say it' etc

 Script

 Puke  Doh! So it's alright for Muslim extremeists to preach vile hate speaches upon members of our society? Of course it isn't.You CANNOT just say what you want. There's Libel laws the Offences Against the Person Act, Section 5 public order controls etc etc etc The BNP should be disbanded as an organisation abhorrent to the values of our society.
264  General / The Forum / Re: BNP flyer with my post this morning... on: May 13, 2009, 18:54:39
[Edit: Where's those white supremecists who occasionally run on various forums with their stupid BS? They'd love this thread.

we're over here  Two Thumbs

Eurgh, I actually spent about 15 minutes reading some of that garbage. I just don't understand how people can think like that?  Undecided I'M SO ANGRY!

i've been a regular on there for a while and it truly unbelievable. actually there is supprisingly little spam / trolling from people trying to distrupt it. People there have a free reign and from what I can gauge they really believe that stuff. There really isnt anyone who voics any other oppinion. its just different levels of incomprehensable obnoixsiousness.

the bristol section is uber  Smashed  Undecided
265  General / The Forum / Re: BNP flyer with my post this morning... on: May 13, 2009, 18:03:17
[Edit: Where's those white supremecists who occasionally run on various forums with their stupid BS? They'd love this thread.

we're over here  Two Thumbs
266  General / The Forum / Re: Females with horny voices. on: May 12, 2009, 21:06:51
The lead singer from Placebo had a sexy voice. Can't remember her name tho
267  General / The Forum / Re: THE DEPOT - Info. needed for course work on: May 12, 2009, 21:02:48
Fair enough. Bummer Sad

anytime  Wink

edit:
post in this thread and I will credit you in my piece
  Cheesy
268  General / The Forum / Re: THE DEPOT - Info. needed for course work on: May 12, 2009, 20:58:09
I assume they havnt taught you about research yet

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/the-depot/msg924523/?topicseen#msg924523

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/depot-obviously-coming-back!/msg738649/?topicseen#msg738649

http://www.dontstayin.com/uk/bristol/chat/k-2683333
269  General / The Forum / Re: Females with horny voices. on: May 12, 2009, 20:45:29
Any female not from Bristol.
270  General / The Forum / Re: Why has no-one addressed this elephant in the room (forum)? on: May 12, 2009, 18:29:37
 Cheesy hello everyone.

did you all have a nice day?
271  General / The Forum / Anyone in St Werburghs got a bike pomp i could borrow this afternoon? on: May 10, 2009, 15:18:56
for the schrader valve type



 thanks Grin
272  General / The Forum / Re: CAR BOOT SALES on: May 09, 2009, 20:39:46
thanks : )

fancy getting up at 6am to come to the boot sale at cheddar tomorrow with me and degrey tori?

are you asking me out?   Cheesy
273  General / The Forum / Re: Night Wold feat. YOU Decide!!!!!!!! on: May 09, 2009, 20:30:19
You could try just typing something meaningful to get people to read your posts rather than just typing total shit and making it stand out with stupid fonts to gain attention.

i think we both know this is never going to..................................................happen
274  General / The Forum / Night Wold feat. YOU Decide!!!!!!!! on: May 09, 2009, 17:30:48
Suggestions warnly recieved please...
275  General / The Forum / Re: CAR BOOT SALES on: May 09, 2009, 17:22:35
your moving writing is really annoying you know....my hungover eyes don't have the ability to coordinate trying to click on the links! Bad Teeth

soz. just try and ride it out. today is the last day of it.                                                                        Evil
276  General / The Forum / Re: FAO Anyone living in St Werburghs. on: May 09, 2009, 17:19:16
We're having a very short notice event tonight in Mina Park from dusk.

 Laugh
277  General / The Forum / Re: telly programs what are good at the moment on: May 09, 2009, 16:23:11
flight of the conchords on bbc4 is amazing! reminded me a lot of trailer park boys  Heart

What the hell? Other than both programmes coming from Commonwealth countries, I see no similarities. Flight of the Conchords is a series of vaguely amusing songs wrapped loosely around a bland but slightly quirky storyline whereas Trailer Park Boys is a mockumentary about criminal activities in a trailer park with no songs in it, other than J-Roc's rap career. Oh and Trailer Park Boys is funny.

^   Script Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh
278  General / The Forum / Re: Spice Gold on: May 09, 2009, 15:23:02
Although saying that, I still think you can get busted if your selling / buying something under the premise that it is an illegal substance. i.e. If your busted whilst selling / buying something that you believe to be an illegal substance, you'll be charged accordingly whether or not it is that actual substance.

reminds me of that bit in trainspotting where begbie is like "how the fook can it be armed robbery with a plastic fooking gun!"  Laughing
279  General / The Forum / Re: CAR BOOT SALES on: May 09, 2009, 15:05:12

try one of these  Two Thumbs
http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/wheres-a-good-car-boot-sale/msg839342/?topicseen#msg839342

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/local-car-boot-sales/msg769866/?topicseen#msg769866

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/carboot-sales-in-bristol/msg695847/?topicseen#msg695847

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/wheres-there-a-good-car-boot/msg620393/?topicseen#msg620393

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/help-car-boot-sales/msg551163/?topicseen#msg551163

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/car-boot-sales-in-bristol-this-wend/msg352730/?topicseen#msg352730

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/the-reason-i-go-car-booting/msg99231/?topicseen#msg99231
280  General / The Forum / Re: So I found a bike thats blatently been nicked...how do I go about returning it? on: May 09, 2009, 15:03:38
the side scrolling thing scrolls to slow, any way of speeding it up (or removing it?!)

on the other forums im doing this on they have a mechanism of controlling the speed. but it doesn't work here. Don't worry tho today is the last day of Night Wold feat Marquee  LIGHTAH!
281  General / The Forum / Re: So I found a bike thats blatently been nicked...how do I go about returning it? on: May 09, 2009, 14:10:21
Diamond Back. Found it in Montpellier.

its nothing special but looks like a nice bike for scooting round town on.

282  General / The Forum / Re: monitor [WANTED] on: May 09, 2009, 13:22:54
I've got a 15" TFT. 2 problems with it tho

It doesn't have a power unit for it,
when i borrowed a pwer unit for it once the screen worked but it was mega dark, not sure if it was because i used the wrong power unit or if the screen is actually fooked.

anyway im in St Werburghs and you can have it for free if you or anyone else wants it.
283  General / The Forum / So I found a bike thats blatently been nicked...how do I go about returning it? on: May 09, 2009, 06:10:55
Hi Team,

On my way back home at about 5am I found a bike. Its a commuter bike that looks battered but actually has new wheels, slick tyres, chain and extra gaurd derailer. And one break seems responsive the other ones fucked. Other than an innertube thats burst and round around the rear mech it looks like a well kept good commuter bike thats been nicked. No obvious post code stamped in it or ownership details. Blatently been nicked and used by a slag for a bit untill it gave up.

How do I go about finding the owner?
284  General / The Forum / Re: More useless landlord/agents - advice please on: May 08, 2009, 20:17:46
Send them a bill fopr the six months license..ask them to pay within seven days...if they don't tell them you'll take them to small claims court

threatning people with court action seldom gets a good ........................................................................ reception.
285  General / The Forum / Re: Sikh Police request Bulletproof Turbans on: May 08, 2009, 19:24:50
I didn't know we had sikh police

if the pandemic kicks off then 70% of the population could become ............................................................................sikh.
286  General / The Forum / Re: More useless landlord/agents - advice please on: May 08, 2009, 18:50:03
houses are for loosers.........................................................marquee ftw  Slayer
287  General / The Forum / Re: Spice Gold on: May 08, 2009, 18:46:32
I'm off the "legal highs". They're a terrible side-effect of prohibition.
^ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  Laughing
288  General / The Forum / Re: Spice Gold on: May 08, 2009, 15:07:22
289  General / The Forum / Re: Much as I love all living creatures... on: May 08, 2009, 14:44:01
let me know when you stop the marquee shit so I can take you off ignore.

It'll be Sunday when I will only be using bulleted lists and posting in the first half hour of the hour.
290  General / The Forum / Re: Much as I love all living creatures... on: May 08, 2009, 14:37:24
Reminds me of an old joke...

How do you make a dog drink?

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Put it in a liquidiser
i've always liked your posts Gecko...                                                      funny...                                              intensly  relevant...                                           never offensive...                                             however you crossed a line...                                              if you have a coat may i suggest you get it now...                                              if you don't have one...                                              one will be provided for you...                                              that...                                              is...                                              ...                                              ...                                              all
291  General / The Forum / Re: EXCRUCIATING CHEST PAINS on: May 07, 2009, 15:57:56
why do you believe the people of hijack over them?

because 90% of the spacktards on here are working in the call centres manning said phone lines as we speak
292  General / The Forum / Re: EXCRUCIATING CHEST PAINS on: May 07, 2009, 15:52:45
Go to hospital mate. thats what it's there for.
293  General / The Forum / Re: If you cant spell: on: May 07, 2009, 15:47:11
This                                                                               thread                                                                               needs                                                                               maw...                                                                               ...                                                                               ... marquee                                                                                LIGHTAH!
294  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack to the rescue on: May 07, 2009, 12:54:02
BAN HIM FOR THIS NONSENSE IT HURTS ONE'S EYES

CAPS I'M SO ANGRY!
295  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack to the rescue on: May 07, 2009, 12:49:10
donkey sanctuary ftw  Slayer
296  General / The Forum / Re: How to survive Pig flu! on: May 07, 2009, 00:37:38
How many of you slaying the governemtn are registered to vote?

And how many of you voted for this government?

the 'government' is not to blame. the people are.
297  General / The Forum / Re: Rats on: May 06, 2009, 23:23:11
i use to keep rats
they're great pets
they need a very big cage though

IS THIS A TANKA OR SOME OTHER FORM OF WAKA / HAIKU DERIVITIVE?
298  General / The Forum / Re: Crazy Rally Car Crash! on: May 06, 2009, 17:14:05
DAILY MAIL?

REALLY T0PH0ID?.......REALLY?  Undecided
299  General / The Forum / Re: How to survive Pig flu! on: May 06, 2009, 14:54:38
anything and everything can be changed and improved.

EVERYTHING IT WOULD SEEM EXCEPT THE QUALITY OF YOUR POSTS.
300  General / The Forum / Re: Alien vs Predator? F*ck that. on: May 06, 2009, 14:40:42
"Pride & Predator' wins for the name alone.

Jurassic Park

edit: WHOOPS, JURASSIC PARK
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