Yeah, it's a taste of things to come. Winter's lonnnng &
Summer's short, any real sunshine gets me excited!

 

all about footie in the park and maybe the first barbeque of the summer today!!

I am there and if my dribbling rantings scare/annoy/make you laugh then help me out with another one of those cider thingys!!   

BIG weekend with a quality finish, well up for twister

listening now. well good. 

anyone got any spaces at current workplaces/know of any jobs goin?

My God Joe, what's your record time for staying in a job??

Arsenal were feckin sick last night. Senderos played an amazing game, not a foot wrong. Arsenal back to their best!!

An best of all, I was there!!

S.mear T.est D.isorder part 2 : The results are in... AID'S!... cumming to a city near you!!!!!!!!!!!

 

its been changed S.mear T.est D.isorder part 2: FRED-WEST-TEK coming to patio near u!

 

Sounding crisp. 

I am doing a Friday at Thekla on July 21st. Gonna be drum n bass... Just a question as to any plans Jungle FX, Peguin Dance, Signal, Phixation etc (a whole new generation of dnb promoters!) may have for this date. I'm planning a very big name so just dont want us to clash. I would just ring round you all but I'm so out of touch with the promoting scene now I dont even have a lot of your numbers!

Nice one.

Ed
Timecode

We (Penguin Dance) aren't doing anything then.   

the penguin mistook the north pole for love pole

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Albert Lovepole.........when are you gonna leave your bed??

Amazing!! Don't fuck with a penguin (dance) 

I'm now playin a phatty ragga jungle selection from 11-12ish, well up for it!   

SICK, didnt know u played that 

jack of a few trades me 

Got back a while ago an had a good time. My set went down quite welli think, Big up Bristol juglesoc for havin me down! 

Had too much  time for bed.............

I'm now playin a phatty ragga jungle selection from 11-12ish, well up for it!   

DJ Demented Fight

hmmmmmm......

The next penguin dance is ragga jungle plus hip hop dnb and breakcore.  Thought you may want to know 

plug plug plug plug

seen, plug away my friend. btw do you know sam, i think shes called, she works in my mums office! she goes out with spree?
your night looks sick btw, if you were payin attention you willhave noticed that i previously dissed you for booking parasite before me!

Alright Wataka. Yeah I do go out with sami, your mum is her boss!! She was telling me you came to Penguin Dance and I had a feeling I'd kind of know you/know of you!! Parasite is gonna rinse it!! Thanks for your support! I'll definately meet you out soon.

The next penguin dance is ragga jungle plus hip hop dnb and breakcore.  Thought you may want to know 

plug plug plug plug

Right I'm off to the gym then i'm getting mine done. Please don't close the comp before then 

Total Science- New 12 with gridlock rmx of squash on it, has a wicked bouncy tune on the other side.

is this out yet Baz? Absolutely  remix by Gridlok, love it to bits.

Managed to grab a promo (ooh i love beeing able to shop for records while everyone else is workin!!)

Go to Laos!!!!

I did Thailand - Cambodia - Vietnam - Laos over about 3 months, Laos was the most "real" by far - the locals were absolutely lovely!!!!!

Temples of Ankor were a highlight Tho, that place is amazing!!!!

Had an opportunity to blow up a Cow with a Bazooka in Phnom Phen... I passed.

Go to Laos!! I've been to thailand twice and not made it there either time but every traveller will tell you its amazing! I'm definately goin this summer and i can't wait!
When you're in Thailand you need to go to the north and go trekking for sure but make sure you go to the islands because they are amazing!! Definately go to Phi Phi and spend some money to help rebuild after the Tsunami cos its such a cool Island with lots of wicked people (and quite a few self-rightious yanks who bang on about how much they've helped all the time). Plus Ko phangan for full moon (has to be done) and some wicked, pretty deserted places in the north of the island. AVOID samui it is rubbish!!

Have a good time and maybe we will cross paths at some point!!

[Out of this world (Dkay rmx)]

Theres loads of stuff at the moment but on a liquid tip:


Calibre EP on Signature (again not sure when its out)
Breakage-Blue Mountain (Critical 021)
Equinox-The Phantoms Senses (Subtle Audio 002)

On a bit more of a lively liquid tip:
Jenna G EP on Bingo (not sure who the producers are or when its out but has in love on it)
Cyantific and Logistics- Flashback (Hospital)
Hospitalised EP- VA (Hospital) absolutely amazing, every track is wicked!!
Total Science- New 12 with gridlock rmx of squash on it, has a wicked bouncy tune on the other side.
London Electricity-Remember the future/Out of this world (Dkay rmx) all about this one!

Thats the best of the current liquid (imo) but theres so much more if you like it darkside.......

You penguins reaching signal?

Think the ram is. I'm havin a detox week after the last couple weeks of madness!! Plus me an the lady havin a quiet night in 

"An eye for an eye Robinson!" 

Harold has turned to the darkside!! He's been preying to Satan!   

i dont like the new begining, whos the new girl in the intro too....

That girl is Cartier. Daughter of Alex (the guy who just married susan and then died)!! Has a new name, Amanda I think.

I feel wrong! I'm starting to question that little penguin at the end of my bed! 
  Wot happened this weekend? I can remember something to do with carasel and some play do and some fucking wierd people in my house.....


Everyone here at penguin HQ looks like this but it was a wicked night and big up to those who made it down!

Gotta bump this because its TONIGHT!!   

Tomorrow people!! 

Wicked stuff! Just got from the Tube and it was rockin all night! Big up anyone that came down, roll on friday...............

Glad you guys enjoyed the show! 

12-1 I think! C ya down there boss!!

This week folks is the warm up for tonight's jaunt at the Tube with London Electricity (see other post).

As per Usual we have Some top tunage from the icy Penguin HQ, with myself and the Ram providing 2 hours of drum and bass and maybe a touch of ragga jungle too! Along with the usual banter we will doing a couple of giveaways but you have to tune in to find out!!   

You can contact us on msn: penguindance@hotmail.co.uk

So log on, enjoy and give us some banter!!   

I'm so excited I think I just made a mess.......

Last one was too heavy and 7am...

We are getting Spinback for friday.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_meth


It is "Yaba" (Thai for "crazy medicine") that shit is baaaaaad! the come down is supposed to be horrendous!

Its by far the worst comedown I've ever had! Made me go crazy and so angry/anxious/turn into an absolute cnut, even though I was in Oz having the time of my life, living by the beach with nothing to do except enjoy myself! 

Such a good high, but also the lowest I've ever been.

I smoked loads of crystal meth when I went to Oz a couple years ago. I stayed with my cousin and him and his mates used to all do the usual drugs but started smokin meth a lot when I started going out ravin with them. When I came back a few months later, quite a few had obvious addictions and one was using smack to come down in the evening!!
.
It is an amazing drug and makes you really charged up bit with euphoric feelings as well but is horribly addictive. The first time I smoked it, my next thought was "I want another one"

It is horrible stuff because its so easy to get addicted and I'm really, really glad I can't find it in Bristol.

YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS.....

Don't worry I've got some in my ragga jungle collection somewhere....

Big ups on this, well good lil read and well informative (had Penguindance in it  ) and is blatently the best brizzle free mag 

Look forward to issue 2!

Tonight people - Come support the cause 

I love cooking!

Dunno what my fave/signature dish is but i'm making a roast later (if my housemates clean up) and this week i have been mostly cooking mince (spag bol is sooo easy and also very tasty)

Those signs....

Phil mycrackin with semen

my peeweeizsad

 

To the top 

Oh yeah if u wanna interact with us at Penguin HQ then add penguindance@hotmail.co.uk to ur msn   

On in 10 for anyone up for some antarctic action!

LMFAO

 

I don't know bout anyone else but I was gutted last night...I payed £11 to see these guys and was very disappointed!

They are all very talented musicians and started off really well with housey beats and the occasional foray into breaks but they never really got going properly.
It was like they stopped halfway through their set because they built it up for ages and just started to do a bit of faster stuff and a bit of dnb and then just stopped. The crowd were absolutely loving it and they simply stopped and walked off stage, no encore, nothing.

Maybe I was expecting too much but with all the good press i just couldn't miss them! I should have gone to see Doc Scott and Break!

Oh and whoever told me the crowd would be mostly over 30 was very right 

I thought they were absolutley awsome and 500 other people seemed to agree.

They played for an hour and a half - you cant play that kind of music for any longer than that without knackering yourself out completely... They did as much as they could and then  DJd til 3am. They loved it and said the crowd was the best they'd played to in ages and are very keen to come back to Thekla soon.

Overall i thought it was wicked - the only complaint would be that it was too busy, but that aint no bad thing as the atmosphere was great.

And it wasnt an over 30s crowd - not that that would be a bad thing - but was a very mixed crowd. Lots of people that go to gigs, clubbers, and all sorts of other people. Was a wicked crowd imo.

Id rather be around people like that than a bunch of c*nts at a chaved out drum n bass night that fo sho.

The Bays rocked it, spree, i can only assume you missed the point a bit.

Peace
Harry

Ok maybe I wasn't actually very disappointed because I enjoyed what they did but as I said before, it just kinda stopped. I'm impressed that you booked them because it was different to the normal Rukus nights that I have been to. I can safely say I didn't miss the point at all because the point was the show is never the same twice but from all the reviews, quotes and from their website I expected more!!

The crowd comment was a joke because someone said to me it would be an older crowd, which it was, I wasn't complaining! As for the chavvy comment, well I don't need to say anything, GCD did it for me.
Safe
Spree

I don't know bout anyone else but I was gutted last night...I payed £11 to see these guys and was very disappointed!

They are all very talented musicians and started off really well with housey beats and the occasional foray into breaks but they never really got going properly.
It was like they stopped halfway through their set because they built it up for ages and just started to do a bit of faster stuff and a bit of dnb and then just stopped. The crowd were absolutely loving it and they simply stopped and walked off stage, no encore, nothing.

Maybe I was expecting too much but with all the good press i just couldn't miss them! I should have gone to see Doc Scott and Break!

Oh and whoever told me the crowd would be mostly over 30 was very right  

Yuck 

I'd be up for playin a darkside dnb set if theres not too many djs already?

It would be deep an rollin and then absolutely tearout amens 

But if not i'll probably be there anyway!

Some dodgy cunt tried to sell me a mountain bike last night when i was walking back home by the croft. I didn't even look at it because it was across the road and I thought he was gonna try to rob me but it did look like it was grey.

The guy said he needed electricity money and said I could have it for £6. Needless to say I kept walking.

He was a black guy about 30 and about 6 foot tall with a london accent and I think he was wearing a suit but I was pretty pissed.

Hope some of this information is helpful if it was your bike.

Maybe cremey or maybe not.

No idea really mate i'll see how it goes innit, but the main man Friction is tomorrow so.....

Anyway some afternoon entertainment for anyone thats bored/ wants to hear some good tunes/ doesn't wanna watch shit afternoon tv will be provided for sure.

And definately watch out for Beefy!

Friction on 3 decks-gotta be done!!

(hey punksi i got it right this time )