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51  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone on here good with fixing music gear? on: September 16, 2014, 09:05:07
Seems there is no internal fuse:

https://serato.com/forum/discussion/481941

They are usually easily accessible if they have one via a small cover.
52  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone on here good with fixing music gear? on: September 15, 2014, 16:40:32
I expect you have done this, but have you checked the plug fuse and the internal one, as well as making sure the power cable is well socketed? I know these are simple things, but just checking you've consider them.
53  General / The Forum / Re: Studio Engineers on: September 15, 2014, 11:55:48
I've been mixing music for 15 years now and there is still room for improvement, but most people have been happy with the work I have done for them.

I don't really do recording much these days, because it can be quite labour intensive, but give me a shout on the mixing if you want; on here or FB.

This is my last EP, all mixed by me - https://soundcloud.com/slimetime/sets/vausz-maru-so-ep-slm098 not mastered by me though.

I can do mastering, but it is a real art to get a high quality master that can compete on the same levels as the pros.
54  General / The Forum / Re: Traktor/Traktor scratch users on: September 15, 2014, 11:21:47
It seems Serato's Scratch is the more popular product. I'd go for the mixer you are happy with, but if you can get a mixer that works neatly with Traktor, that will be better for you I'm sure. I don't know what Traktor requires to run though, does it not come with an interface/protection?
55  General / The Forum / Re: Studio Engineers on: September 15, 2014, 11:17:31
Depends what you're after. I have some experience, but if you're talking about micing up a live band, then I'm not the man for that task.
56  General / The Forum / You're terminated. on: September 15, 2014, 10:13:34
My work colleague got this email today:

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Termination #17771349648

Morning,

We regret to inform you that your employment with Semmco Ltd is being terminated. Your termination is the result of the following violations of company policy:
- AVK 89 26.01.2010
- AVK 76 26.01.2010
- AVK 98 26.01.2010

You were issued written warnings on 25.08.2014. As stated in your final warning, you needed to take steps to correct your behavior by 15.09.2014. Your failure to do so has resulted in your termination. To appeal this termination, you must return written notification of your intention to appeal to Soraya Schroepfer in Semmco Ltd no later than 05:00PM on 17.09.2014.

Sincerely,
Rosalyn Elmer
+07427 01 53 08

It doesn't look like a phishing email, it looks fairly genuine, except the fact it is a touch informal to dismiss someone so casually by email. The company exists in the UK too. Very odd.
57  General / The Forum / Re: FSOL Interview on: September 11, 2014, 09:52:51
I should point out, that whilst I may come across negative about that, I am a massive FSOL fan. I own this after all:

http://s71.beta.photobucket.com/user/richieroyale/library/Cascade%20Promo

Plus a 90% complete discography.
58  Food for your Ears / The Desk / Re: Soft Synth Settings Change on bounce. on: September 10, 2014, 18:25:44
Oscillators and filters can make  a significant difference as well as the way envelopes interact. I have more synths than you can shake a stick at ,if you need a hand with anything give me a shout as I'm only around the corner.
59  General / The Forum / Re: FSOL Interview on: September 10, 2014, 14:45:30
I learned nothing from that  Bad Teeth Laugh

Gary is such an oddball. It is just as well he stopped performing on tracks, otherwise FSOL would have been terrible. 
60  General / The Forum / Re: FSOL Interview on: September 10, 2014, 14:40:10
Shame nobody could locate a proper copy of the CD to photograph it for the cover shot.
61  General / The Forum / Re: Bots/Crawlers on: September 10, 2014, 14:39:11
I started a thread the other day, the one about the weird book cover. I would have expected it to get about 70-80 views, but it is now on 1400+.
Such a good thread I just can't stop clicking back.  Bad Teeth

Every time's a charm.
62  General / The Forum / Re: Bots/Crawlers on: September 10, 2014, 09:56:38
The balsamic vinegar pizza has a fairly high click count too. Bots be looking for piggies and pizza it seems.
63  General / The Forum / Bots/Crawlers on: September 10, 2014, 08:47:46
I started a thread the other day, the one about the weird book cover. I would have expected it to get about 70-80 views, but it is now on 1400+. This is presumably through automated systems clicking on it, probably due to the synopsis of the book that I posted in the thread with key words that bots are looking for.

No real point to this, just an observation.  Bad Teeth
64  General / The Forum / Re: Best book cover ever? on: September 09, 2014, 13:02:17
How has this thread had 763 views in one day? Bots all over the place maaaan.
65  Food for your Ears / The Desk / Re: Soft Synth Settings Change on bounce. on: September 08, 2014, 15:16:55
There shouldn't be any reason for the error, but the Tal stuff is free, so maybe not as well developed? Maybe just try another synth.
66  General / The Forum / Best book cover ever? on: September 08, 2014, 13:59:12
http://www.amazon.com/Pig-Story-Provoke-Thinking/dp/1451279671/ref=la_B00J8GSK9U_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1409881866&sr=1-2

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A future pig, adopted by a loving family, can communicate through brain-wave actuation via a gadget called b-prompter. Her education of a petís place in human society brings her from self-awareness to cannibalism of pig eating pork. Her masterís experience of overseas female enslavement opens her mind to the existence of cruelty and unfairness among humans. Her aspiration to follow her Mistressí career as an architect is discouraged by virtue of her being a pig. After a wonderful mating with one of her age, motherhood accentuates her alienation, being one of a kind among humans. She has a vision of traveling with the family girl to Animal Kingdom, a realm well before human world dominance. Meeting a dog and a cat, the two girls are shown how the law of the jungle works. They travel on to Pig-land, where her parents and kid sister live. Here the role of human and pig is reversed, but the human herd in the jungle is better tolerated, as her companion becomes a pet in turn. Back into reality, her motherhood is truncated by her two babies taken away for adoption while she is asleep. She becomes a donut, empty at the core. Her search for answer and pain-sharing leads her through several abductee mother societies, Society Against Cruelty to Animals, a biologist, and finally a professor who explains why cruelty to animals can be justified on meat taste. She is drawn to become a martyr by blowing up the slaughterhouse and to bring critical attention to senseless human cruelty on animals, simulating Guy Fawkes attempting to blow up Parliament in London. She has a discourse with God on compassion, tolerance, and patience, after which she finds forgiveness.


67  Food for your Ears / The Desk / Re: Soft Synth Settings Change on bounce. on: September 05, 2014, 10:44:33
Doesn't sound right. Try doing a real-time bounce and see if there is anything audible going on. Check for automation that may have been engaged somewhere too.
68  General / The Forum / Re: Paul Ross - lol on: September 04, 2014, 18:38:58
I wouldn't have either, But the mail mentions him snorting drugs off his face and my hilarious joke wouldn't have worked with your article.  Undecided

Theres makes for a more amusing read. Smiley
69  General / The Forum / Re: Paul Ross - lol on: September 04, 2014, 15:42:28
I could have posted the Mail one, but didn't want to give them any more traffic.
70  General / The Forum / Re: The Fappening on: September 04, 2014, 11:43:19
Their description of computers is straight out of the 60s too.
71  General / The Forum / Colouring Books on: September 04, 2014, 08:56:03
http://www.amazon.com/Shall-Never-Forget-Coloring-Book/dp/1935266977

http://www.amazon.com/We-Shall-Never-Forget-Terrorist/dp/1619530260/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_y

http://www.amazon.com/Tea-Party-Coloring-Book-8-5x11/dp/193526656X/ref=pd_sim_b_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=1Y3D7ZM43HSFGB627359

http://www.amazon.com/Libertarian-Party-Coloring-Activity-Book/dp/1619530945/ref=pd_sim_b_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=1H0DWTZJDMSXCXNVG8DA



 Oh my! That's so funny, but EEEEEEEEEEEK!
72  General / The Forum / Re: The Fappening on: September 03, 2014, 08:54:28
so this leak is a fake?

This morning it seems that it is likely the accounts were compromised by username and password brute force rather than a back door break in.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-29039294
 
73  General / The Forum / Paul Ross - lol on: September 02, 2014, 09:02:58
 Laughing

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/sep/01/paul-ross-bbc-drug-use-mephedrone

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Presenter Paul Ross is taking a break from the airwaves after admitting to drug use and a lengthy affair with another man.

I wonder if it will increase or decrease the price of this?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Canvas-Print-Paul-Ross/dp/B001N6W8U0

74  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 28, 2014, 12:58:34
A more informative infographic would be the relative amount of deaths over time compared to all funds raised. This would actually have some meaning, rather than the pointless one above.
75  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 27, 2014, 19:26:49


 Slayer
76  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: August 27, 2014, 16:44:33
Roger Deadman.  Shocked
77  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 27, 2014, 11:22:18
I saw a post on FB last night equating this with some sort of religious matter. Nothing can be taken at face value anymore; it's all a conspiracy.  Cry

And then there are those who wont do it because all charities are evil and they spend all their money on CEO salaries.
78  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 26, 2014, 18:27:35
Just have a shower instead.

I've still no idea what it is in aid of.


Motor Neurone Disease research. $80m raised so far.


 Two Thumbs
79  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 26, 2014, 16:35:44
Just have a shower instead.

I've still no idea what it is in aid of.
80  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 26, 2014, 14:54:56
Golden Shower challenge FTW.

Hoozami challenge

 Laugh

Ice Bukkake Challenge is the next level.
81  General / The Forum / Re: The 'Google this' thread... on: August 26, 2014, 12:37:39
Recursion.
82  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 26, 2014, 12:34:20
Golden Shower challenge FTW.
83  General / The Forum / Re: zip wire anyone? on: August 19, 2014, 15:00:16
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/pFIOTEyMT18" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/pFIOTEyMT18</a>
84  General / The Forum / Re: facebook messenger app on: August 19, 2014, 12:38:27
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/aug/12/iphone-trick-facebook-messenger-chat

Does this work? My OS is too old to be affected by this debacle.

Also:

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/aug/19/facebook-messenger-downloaded-android

What can a company feasibly do with 500 million people's contacts etc (if they really were data mining it)? I would guess nothing.
85  General / The Forum / Re: facebook messenger app on: August 18, 2014, 16:15:15
I think people are being a bit naive tbh. People have this hippy idea that Facebook is their bit of software they get to use for free. And it's not actually owned by a huge company that makes it's business seeling information on it's users. If you use FB you are the product, not the customer.

It is true that you are the product, but there is also the typical mindset that if it is a large company it is evil, that is pervasive in the modern world.

To me the big problem in the world is not the big companies doing nothing with your data, save for selling you an advert, it is these guys:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28739324

who will happily rinse out your bank account etc for fun or to prove a point that they are l33t.
86  General / The Forum / Re: facebook messenger app on: August 18, 2014, 11:07:39
http://www.omaha.com/money/busted-myths-about-facebook-s-messenger-app/article_8e78ad08-24cf-11e4-9b28-0017a43b2370.html

87  General / The Forum / Re: . on: August 14, 2014, 12:31:47
What happened in the end Teletraan1?

She was found and killed.
88  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend me some breaks/breakbeat garage/bassy 4/4 stuff on: August 14, 2014, 12:31:08
You mean... I'm not young any more? Sad

If you were dangerwanking in '96, then I suspect not.  Bad Teeth
89  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend me some breaks/breakbeat garage/bassy 4/4 stuff on: August 14, 2014, 11:42:05
You're asking the wrong age range I think. Get thee to a forum populated with young uns.  Wink

Check out Slime Recordings stuff, some of that might suit you.
90  General / The Forum / Re: . on: August 13, 2014, 14:50:52
Bump as I had forgotten about this spat.
91  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing art on North St... on: August 13, 2014, 09:33:53
the apple tree seems like a friendly sort of place

Is that the one down near Asda; about the size of someone's front room?
92  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: August 12, 2014, 16:20:40
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28754858

Would I buy an XBlock for Tomb Raider 2? No chance.  Doh!

Edit: But Uncharted 4 might make me get a PS4.
93  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing art on North St... on: August 12, 2014, 15:39:32
Maybe they experiment on people who are "not from round yerr boyyyy"

That takes place in the basement - human centipede style.
94  General / The Forum / Re: The Hijack Revival Thread! on: August 11, 2014, 15:24:54
not spotted your birthday thread yet?

Not yet, been working 20-hour days and haven't had a chance to browse the forum.

never had a birthday thread  Angry  Sad

Happy Birthday. Whenever it is.  Kiss
95  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing art on North St... on: August 11, 2014, 15:23:23
Anyone actually had a drink in The Masonic though? Looks like a bit of a hole.

My colleague Dave has had the odd pint in there. If he likes it, then it isn't the place for me. He is usually found in The Black Cat on West Street.

Plus how bright are those lights at night (indoors)? Dazzling.
96  General / The Forum / Re: Finally! on: August 07, 2014, 14:11:33
 Laugh
97  General / The Forum / Re: Finally! on: August 07, 2014, 12:03:23
You need to speak to them at their level, so get pissed first  Bad Teeth
98  General / The Forum / Re: Finally! on: August 07, 2014, 11:00:17
I blame Hooner; his move to Oz has turned him into a racist.  Bad Teeth
99  General / The Forum / Re: Finally! on: August 07, 2014, 08:59:12
And now it's all gone.  Cry
100  General / The Forum / Re: James Corden on: August 07, 2014, 08:56:37
Talentless qunt.  Cry
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