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351  General / The Forum / Re: Can Hijack count to 10 with music videos? on: July 12, 2014, 18:00:10

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/aU4pyiB-kq0" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/v/aU4pyiB-kq0</a>

352  General / The Forum / Re: Day of the flying ants is upon us? on: July 11, 2014, 18:16:02
Saw loads today at Sainsbury's by The Black Castle.
353  General / The Forum / Re: Apple/Imac Repair in Bristol??? on: July 11, 2014, 16:09:24
It might be that the fan needs a clean out, but iMacs are not exactly easy to open up and you have to be careful about static discharge when vacuuming out the dust. It might be resolved by sticking the vacuum nozel up to the fan slots. 


+I suggest shutting down and vacuuming out the bottom grill work and small intake port under the stand on a regular bases. Dust build up will vary depending on the environment, if a small amount of dust is noticed after a couple of months then perhaps a quarterly vacuuming is in order.+

+My Intel iMac will be 5 years this next January and I have faithfully vacuumed out the air intakes every few months sense the day it was new. After 3 years of running, in Jan of 09 I opened her up to upgrade the Hard Drive and there was almost no dust build up on the fan blades or anywhere inside of the iMac.+

+Caution: do not disturb the dust with the iMac on (fans running) or blow with compressed air, that will do nothing except to blow what little dust is collected on the air intakes deeper into the iMac.+


Tantra are only dubious as they are the kind to install bootleg software, but otherwise they may be fine for work. I'd do a bit of research on them to see wht the net says.

You could have a look at ifixit for your iMac model and see if you dare open up the machine yourself, but I suspect it is a horribly cramped space inside and has too many fiddly bits or requirements for special screwdrivers.

Flash will often make the fans rev up, because it is a horrendous piece of software and a CPU hog.

There are apps and widgets that can show internal temperatures if you think heat is the issue.
354  General / The Forum / Re: God on: July 11, 2014, 13:04:59
It's time to put the fairy stories to bed.

Indeed. Religion leads to war. Even those who are of the same religion wind up killing each other over spilts in interpretation.
355  General / The Forum / Re: Apple/Imac Repair in Bristol??? on: July 11, 2014, 13:03:14

What is the problem?
It's an overpriced fashion accesssory  Bad Teeth


Never. It is a computer with an OS that works and doesn't require constant maintenance.

Overpriced hardware though, which is why every Mac I have, has been bought several years after release, second hand. I doubt a PC of the same vintage would be as expensive though, but then it would running Windows  Cry
356  General / The Forum / Re: Apple/Imac Repair in Bristol??? on: July 11, 2014, 12:51:28
Other than Western Computers by Temple Meads and an Apple shop, Tantra are the only other company I can think of. They have a dubious reputation, but probably will be able to fix your problem.

I've never had to get any of my Macs fixed though.

What is the problem?
357  General / The Forum / Re: God on: July 11, 2014, 12:48:25
Didn't he used to post here?

He did. I know his sister.
358  General / The Forum / Re: God on: July 11, 2014, 12:04:02

That proves he exists. Even if it doesn't spell god and it is unlikely if there was a god that he would choose an eggplant to pass on his message.

All depictions of god are strikingly similar to humans; angry, jealous, caring, vengeful. God(s) exist because humans think they are special, when in reality they're just another animal that has barely moved on in thousands of years. I think there must be something in the brain wiring that causes even very intelligent people to believe in a god, even when there is zero proof of existence. I suspect that it is the same thing that leads to other superstitions.

http://psychclassics.yorku.ca/Skinner/Pigeon/ what causes the pigeon's belief is probably the same that started off human's belief in a power. For instance: no rain for months; do a dance, kill an animal and it rains. Superstition tells them it was the dance and the slaughter that caused it to rain, not the change of season or wind etc, so they do it again in the next drought and so on.
359  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone got a Wii and or Wii fit they don't want? on: July 10, 2014, 10:03:16
Wiis are about 30 in Crack Converters. Don't know about Wii Fit though.
360  General / The Forum / Re: Where did people end up after carnival? on: July 07, 2014, 15:57:33
I've never seen any agro either, but I don't tend to stay too late. I expect most of the trouble is later in the day, much like going to town at night: pissed up twats who think they are something special looking for a fight.
361  General / The Forum / Re: Where did people end up after carnival? on: July 07, 2014, 10:40:08

I left about 5pm though.
362  General / The Forum / Re: I'm back :) With a baby in tow! on: July 07, 2014, 10:37:37
Congratulations dude.
363  General / The Forum / Re: Simple Pleasures on: July 03, 2014, 11:16:42
Murdering prostitutes.
364  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack Celebrity Pedo Poll 2013 on: June 30, 2014, 17:48:55
Can you tell what it is yet.. yes its Prison Rolf.,


I cant release my mash up "Tie my two little boys down" now.. Sad

Jake the Peg is more appropriate anyway.

"I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um"

365  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack Celebrity Pedo Poll 2013 on: June 30, 2014, 16:13:59
Can you tell what it is yet.. yes its Prison Rolf.,

366  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 27, 2014, 18:37:37

Penny for the Guy.
367  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 27, 2014, 17:14:38
Any minute now..........

edit - WTF is going in with the girl in the checked shirt bottom right?? Shapeshifting lizard crew!

De-cloaking Predator.
368  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 27, 2014, 11:23:59

Babesiosis:  Sexually transmitted disease.

Tranmitting teh sexays.

Apropos of nothing - my school was called Sexey's  Smiley

Which is why you use the term 'apropos of nothing'  Wink
369  General / The Forum / Re: Speeder bikes coming soon on: June 25, 2014, 08:44:30
It's a brave new world.  Cool
370  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 24, 2014, 11:57:44
One day all that dancing and trudging around will open up a sink hole below and suck in the festival. Much like an arsehole imploding on itself.  Bad Teeth
371  General / The Forum / Speeder bikes coming soon on: June 24, 2014, 09:16:30
372  General / The Forum / Re: SUMMER SOLSTICE - FREE MEGA RAVE - SAT JUNE 21ST - MOTION. BRISTOL on: June 20, 2014, 10:16:51

What exactly was the point of this picture? After spending their morning making sure everyone was safe after an electrical fire they come back and find some wanker has slung a poster on the car. Or were you to chicken shit to have left it there so just ducked in the for the photo then fucked off in case they caught you and told your mother what you were doing thus risking your summer internship with Deloitte's which your father - whom you so desperately seek approval from - got for you and thus fulfilled his obligation to show the slightest interest in your life, other than of course when he goes to Pret at lunchtime and remembers back to that first holiday when you went on the ferry and he tried to make lunch but you wouldn't eat it because he didn't peel the cucumber or cut the cheese to thick or some equally trivial reason that to a spoilt 7 year old was reason enough to harbour a grudge for 15 years and build a wall so thick no amount of garbage could get through it. That's why you need to do all this. That's why you need to be as big, as loud, as brash as you can. Not for your own benefit. But just to make the your father hear you through that wall YOU built. Well guess what. He CAN hear you. He's been listening all this time. And it wasn't that he ignored you. It's that despite your feeling of being let down and misunderstood and marginalised, putting all that to one side, you know what it is? Oh now you want to know??

It's because you weren't saying anything. And no amount of FREE MEGA RAVES or 'real vibes will ever make up for that.

edit: Humour me, you still eat sandwiches with the cucumber on don't you? And you don't know why? am I right?

Wow you are like totally the next Frankie Boyle  Roll Eyes

Frankie Boyle isn't funny though.
373  General / The Forum / Re: New Members: All about you - post here! on: June 20, 2014, 09:08:43
Welcome to the forum. If you like Acid House, Placid is the man around Bristol


For UK Garage, Ben Daley is Bristol biggest fan I think

374  General / The Forum / Re: The Hijack Dream Log on: June 18, 2014, 09:05:30
I dreamt I was going into Love Save the Day with two other mates and a German security guard wanted a 6 deposit to ensure we each had enough money to spend in there. You could put this 6 on a credit card but it incurred a 1.50 fee. We talked about how it was nonsense then he let some other group of people in, one of whom had a glass vase.

We fucked it off then went to a beach hut by a park and flew kites with notes slagging off Love Saves The Day.

Much like yor real life then.
375  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: June 17, 2014, 09:18:28

Tomb Raider was a very satisfying game.
Very pretty.

The colour pallete was all a bit muted though; a bit too much wood and rock. Whilst Uncharted clearly has its roots in the original Tomb Raider series, it is now a hard act to follow, graphically; plus the characters are more memorable in that series. Compared to the original TR game though, the reboot is far, far better. At least she runs forwards in a straight line these days.
376  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: June 17, 2014, 08:41:19
The first one is very good, nice, slowly unravelling story, proper shit yourself stuff every so often, nice puzzles. The latter two look nice, but aren't much to write home about, just mostly run and gun.

The PC controls are GASH, horribly unresponsive.

Ruined it for me

That is what consoles are for  Bad Teeth  Wink

I have just finished playing the rebooted Tomb Raider. It is alright, paced well, not entirely shooting based, but it isn't incredible by a long shot. A handful of puzzles, but they're not too puzzling.
377  General / The Forum / Re: POLL: Who the hell washes raw chicken?! on: June 17, 2014, 08:38:48
Do you wash your hands after you've touched your meat?
378  General / The Forum / Re: A couple of deaths on: June 16, 2014, 16:23:07
Jimmy Scott was a guy whose voice never broke...i have an album he cut for Ray Charles...his condition has a name which i recall as being a bit unkind..at any rate he was a lovely singer

I honestly thought he was a woman when I first heard him.

Seems he had this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kallmann_syndrome

379  General / The Forum / Re: Lol at Spain thread on: June 16, 2014, 12:01:35
I've got Switzerland........fail.

I have Ecuador.  Cry
380  General / The Forum / A couple of deaths on: June 16, 2014, 12:00:40

Jimmy Scott who had a haunting voice has gone. Most notable for his track on the Twin Peaks movie.


and Casey Kasem:


Dj and most notably Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

381  General / The Forum / Re: Linear actuators and stone floor trap doors on: June 13, 2014, 13:11:39
Are you planning on doing a Fritzel?

Done a fritzel and they've grown up a bit now.

Moved on to Martyrs territory then. (Which is a shit film BTW, so dull)
Yeah Martyrs, starts out like a standard horror film but then has a women being very realistically beaten
for a bit too much screen time.

Then the money shot at the end.

I wasn't bored by the film (the two actresses start out quite hot) but the beating made me reach for the off button.

The beating part was long and boring and the skin removal not graphic in anyway. Hellraiser is more visceral than that and has parallels in the concept.
382  General / The Forum / Re: Linear actuators and stone floor trap doors on: June 13, 2014, 11:05:29
Are you planning on doing a Fritzel?

Done a fritzel and they've grown up a bit now.

Moved on to Martyrs territory then. (Which is a shit film BTW, so dull)
383  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: June 13, 2014, 09:06:16

Xbox One owners are complaining that a new TV advert is switching their consoles on without their permission.

The ad - featuring Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul - has the actor say "Xbox On" near its start.

The instruction appears to trigger the machine's Kinect voice/motion sensor, activating the console.

The advert is lame anyway and I'm still not sure why anyone would want an XBlox  Bad Teeth
384  General / The Forum / Re: Passport wankers on: June 13, 2014, 08:49:08
I lost my wallet a while ago. When I went to the bank to get some money over the counter at the bank I used a passport that had expired a few months before. Initially the bank clerk said she couldn't take it as it had expired. I was like 'well i'm not going anywhere' and she was like 'fair enough' or something and then gave me my money.

No real point to that story.

I was in Sainsburys on Cheltenham Road t'other day and the self checkout robot fucked up. I had to do the old-fashioned signature instead of PIN. I told the lady I couldn't remember my signature and then signed. She turned over my card and it was completely different. Not even similar. I laughed and said 'it's completely different'. She laughed and said 'don't worry'. I left with my shopping.

No real point to that story either.

Can we make this a new thread - pointless anecdotes.
385  General / The Forum / Re: Passport wankers on: June 12, 2014, 09:20:34
386  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: June 11, 2014, 15:38:39
Star wars battle front. :OMGspurt:

I'm looking forward to this.

I still haven't bothered with GTA V yet, so may wait until it is released on the PS4 before buying it and a PS4. 
387  General / The Forum / Rugs on: June 10, 2014, 14:12:16

Heroin with a street value of about 5m was found woven into handmade rugs from Pakistan which had arrived at Manchester Airport.
388  General / The Forum / Re: RIP Rik Mayall on: June 10, 2014, 11:21:29
389  General / The Forum / Re: RIP Rick Mayall on: June 09, 2014, 20:14:05
 Sad very sad news.
390  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: June 06, 2014, 11:41:01
Quite surprised you are all allowing yourselves to be trolled by wold

Trolled by Wold
Always believe you've been trolled
You've got the power to know
He's indestructible
Always believe in, that you are

indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible...

I just want to go to Swindon!

391  General / The Forum / Re: Magnets in Bristol anyone? on: June 04, 2014, 12:37:22
Possibly The Guild or some other traditional toy shop. Anywhere that sells souvenirs ie fridge magnets. 
392  General / The Forum / Re: 24hrs without a single post....... on: June 02, 2014, 16:04:29
Look at Mochizuki's two recent posts though, one has about 60 views, the other concerning fund raising has about 900. Must be the wording resulting in spambots looking for hot topic buzz words adding to the views.
393  General / The Forum / Re: Eating out in Bath on: May 30, 2014, 16:43:31
Bamboo Sushi on St James's Parade? 

A sushi place sounds like a vegan's nightmare.
394  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: May 30, 2014, 15:44:21
The new Zammo. Expect posts about nights with pre-op trannies soon.
395  General / The Forum / Re: Spurious correlations on: May 28, 2014, 14:05:14
It is clear that cheese and sleep are not good bedfellows.
396  General / The Forum / Spurious correlations on: May 28, 2014, 13:25:08
397  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: May 28, 2014, 11:01:38
I think it was motion security (enough said)


I don't think there is an emoticon that truly captures the horror of that.
398  General / The Forum / Re: This is a good quiz/web app to see which parties align to your views. on: May 22, 2014, 15:08:26

399  General / The Forum / Re: This is a good quiz/web app to see which parties align to your views. on: May 22, 2014, 12:47:06
UKIP. 75%

LOL You're a fascist!  Tomato Bad Teeth

I'm prejudiced against ALL races.
400  General / The Forum / Re: Squash Appreciation Thread on: May 22, 2014, 10:18:49
I grew up on Vimto and have purchased a bottle recently. But I generally drink water.
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