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351  General / The Forum / Re: Post some of your favourite lyrics on: October 24, 2013, 07:51:01
"I'm sick of you" - Necro
352  General / The Forum / Re: A small collection of rants on: October 23, 2013, 15:58:43
Furthermore, if you're going to head out as a family on Gloucester Road on a Saturday, and then mummy and little Tarquin-Farquhart are going to just sit around in a cafe whilst daddy gets the shopping in, maybe mummy and little Tarquin could consider staying the fuck at home such that the rest of us have enough room to move during the single 6 hour period when we're not at work and the shops are open.

Do you think Noodlé abides by this now he is sprogged up?
353  General / The Forum / Re: Brit walks into a bar... now with a second video! on: October 17, 2013, 15:40:43
whereas a lot of others are ranty in nature..


Ah, the Chris Rock method. Just say someone's name, then rant about them for a bit. Not really funny.

I much prefer the Richard Pryor school of storytelling jokes.
354  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: October 17, 2013, 09:14:16
Barry Cheese

http://democracy.brent.gov.uk/mgUserInfo.aspx?UID=613
355  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: October 16, 2013, 15:21:41
Perry Rigler
356  General / The Forum / Re: What do you want for Christmas? on: October 15, 2013, 14:04:58
For Christmas to end.
357  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: October 14, 2013, 11:07:39
Compared to the last GTA thread which ran for many pages.

I'm not fussed about getting GTA yet, will probably look into it after I've done with The Last of Us, which is a pretty good game. Nice visuals, a few puzzles, engaging story, not too much survival horror, but enough.
358  General / The Forum / Re: Brit walks into a bar... now with a second video! on: October 11, 2013, 15:27:43
Did a top show last night, and following that have been asked back to do a feature set at another venue. That means doing 15/20 instead of 8 mins.

So technically a rewind.  Pimp

Bo.
359  General / The Forum / Re: where is everybody? on: October 10, 2013, 15:20:31
Too many multiple personalities

Not enough. The Wold days were a busy period.

360  General / The Forum / Re: where is everybody? on: October 10, 2013, 12:20:10
Those crazy mums.
361  General / The Forum / Re: DJ Classes for babies - for Hijack the next generation on: October 10, 2013, 10:54:02
I once showed a niece how to scratch, but she didn't seem that bothered.
362  General / The Forum / Re: where is everybody? on: October 10, 2013, 08:55:46
Threads about how this place is dying seem to bring out the lurkers.  Laugh
363  General / The Forum / Chopper has died on: October 09, 2013, 13:28:13
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/mark-brandon-chopper-read-dies-at-age-58-from-liver-cancer-in-melbourne-20131009-2v8b9.html
364  General / The Forum / Misleading title on: October 08, 2013, 09:19:29
www.cookingwithpoo.com

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17560468
365  General / The Forum / Deaf rave on: October 07, 2013, 10:26:19
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-23815103

Turn up the bass!
366  General / The Forum / Re: Danny Rampling on: October 04, 2013, 14:05:33
 Laugh
367  General / The Forum / Re: World-Class MCs needed for Bedmo Hip-Hop Collective: Notorious BS3 on: October 01, 2013, 20:33:35
A Tribe Called Knowle West
368  Food for your Ears / The Desk / Re: Headphones on: October 01, 2013, 11:46:23
I can't vouch for them myself, but the review is positive. I have HD25s, but they aren't cheap and I don't think they are very comfortable, so I just use them for the occasional reference.
369  Food for your Ears / The Desk / Re: Headphones on: October 01, 2013, 11:03:27
Open back for better quality, closed back if you don't want to disturb others. AKG and Sennheiser are generally the names to look for, maybe something big enough to go over the ear rather than on it if you are going to be spending long periods listening to music.

http://www.whathifi.com/review/sennheiser-hd-202 Cheap and well recieved.

http://www.whathifi.com/review/sennheiser-px100-ii More expensive, slightly worse review!
370  General / The Forum / Re: The Kenyan mall massacre - completely fake? on: September 30, 2013, 15:20:36
Badger Cull is a false flag.

To distract you from the X Factor.
To popularise Brian May.

His marriage to Angie Watts secured his enduring popularity.
371  General / The Forum / Re: The Kenyan mall massacre - completely fake? on: September 30, 2013, 14:01:07
I don't think the twin towers landed on the moon either

The moon crashed into one of the twin towers



372  General / The Forum / Re: Brisfest on: September 30, 2013, 12:56:39
Poppy was last active in June.

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/profile/?u=3598
373  General / The Forum / Re: The Kenyan mall massacre - completely fake? on: September 30, 2013, 12:43:23
Badger Cull is a false flag.

To distract you from the X Factor.
374  General / The Forum / Re: The Kenyan mall massacre - completely fake? on: September 30, 2013, 09:26:48
http://alternative-news-network.net/nairobi-hoax-blood-drizzler-moles-detected/

The world is full of idiots.
375  General / The Forum / Re: bill bailey tickets for sale for tonight on: September 27, 2013, 10:32:55


I'm off to see Kerri Chandler though.  Tongue
Will the rest of Atomic Kitten be there?

This joke is lost on me.  Huh
376  General / The Forum / Re: bill bailey tickets for sale for tonight on: September 27, 2013, 09:59:50
A work colleague went on Wednseday and said he was good.

I'm off to see Kerri Chandler though.  Tongue
377  General / The Forum / Re: POLL: Shall I buy GTA V and an Xbox 360 or wait for PC release? on: September 26, 2013, 13:09:18
Most of the improvements are so marginal it doesn't justify the expense of getting a PC to do it though  Tongue Bad Teeth  Wink
378  General / The Forum / Re: POLL: Shall I buy GTA V and an Xbox 360 or wait for PC release? on: September 26, 2013, 08:33:04
So long, see you next year.
379  General / The Forum / Re: POLL: Shall I buy GTA V and an Xbox 360 or wait for PC release? on: September 25, 2013, 18:55:53
Don't install disk 2 apparently.

Or use the garages for the time being.

According to recent news that is.
380  General / The Forum / Re: Brisfest on: September 25, 2013, 14:22:59
Also: I miss Venue magazine  Cry

Don't you mean you miss how it used to be 6 years ago, before it turned into utter tosswipe.

How it used to be 13 years ago.  LIGHTAH!

It took a turn for the worst around the beginning of the millenium, when it tried to be Bristol's Time Out and the usefulness dropped considerably.
381  General / The Forum / Re: No more Leopard print mumble trousers at Chessington. on: September 25, 2013, 12:42:24
now imagine a tiger ... with filthy dreadlock dripping in beeswax sticking out of it's mouth

What a lovely thought. Especially if it was Newton Faulkner.
382  General / The Forum / Re: POLL: Shall I buy GTA V and an Xbox 360 or wait for PC release? on: September 25, 2013, 12:03:52
Sounds positive.  Smiley

It does look like RDR in parts which was quite playable and had a good plot.
383  General / The Forum / Re: No more Leopard print mumble trousers at Chessington. on: September 25, 2013, 12:01:08
You're right, it might lead to ketamine poisoning for the tiger.
384  General / The Forum / Re: Brisfest on: September 25, 2013, 11:59:16
I've no idea. I only saw one of my friends mention it, but didn't see a single bit of promotion for it this year. I thought it wasn't going ahead as there is usually a lot of talk about it here and fundraising etc for it over the year.
385  General / The Forum / Re: No more Leopard print mumble trousers at Chessington. on: September 25, 2013, 11:55:50
yeah. a smelly dreadlocked hippie wearing a skanky zebra onezie with no shoes is upsetting the tigers. that are locked up in a dingey cage. 5 miles west of Croydon.

despicable.

Can the hippie be put into the same cage as the tigers?
386  General / The Forum / Re: Brisfest on: September 25, 2013, 10:15:35
there was hardly anyone there

I didn't see any promo for it this year. I expect it was on FB, but I don't recall any threads about here until this one a couple of days before the weekend.
387  General / The Forum / Re: POLL: Shall I buy GTA V and an Xbox 360 or wait for PC release? on: September 25, 2013, 08:21:29
GTA 4 was boring IMO.


 Script

I'm in no rush to get GTA 5, although I don't think it will be anything like as dour as GTA 4 and its lacklustre 'hero'. I've not seen much about it, but it seems that some elements of Red Dead Redemption have been incorporated and there is a much larger wilderness to explore. I hope it has the humour that Vice City had and none of the boring girlfriend shit that 4 had. 

Next on my horizon is 'The last of us', which looks like a good mixture of action and plot.
388  General / The Forum / Re: FAO Mr Jones on: September 24, 2013, 16:09:46
I opened this in work you fucking cunt knuckle  I'M SO ANGRY!

 Huh

He works with musilms only and they are offended by dogs.  Bad Teeth
389  General / The Forum / Re: Middle class thread is middle class on: September 19, 2013, 14:56:08
http://www.yelp.co.uk/biz/bath-furniture-mill-bath If this place is still open (call them I guess) they have sofas that can be delivered in a short time scale as what you see is what you buy, as opposed to three months wait for one to be made to order.

Otherwise Leekes for aspirational furniture.

http://www.leekes.co.uk/search?q=*&parentCategoryRef=cornergroups&bklist=icat,2,cornergroups

I bought my old sofa from leekes year back.. great quality, but for a bargain.. second hand.

But you are lower-upper class.  Bad Teeth
390  General / The Forum / Re: Oren Ambarchi with Joe Talia|Eyvind Kang and Jessika Kenney @ Arnolfini 15/10/13 on: September 19, 2013, 13:25:19
I see he has had a few releases on Touch; a fine label for the avant garde  Wink
391  General / The Forum / Re: Oren Ambarchi with Joe Talia|Eyvind Kang and Jessika Kenney @ Arnolfini 15/10/13 on: September 19, 2013, 13:22:45
Sounds interesting, will have a look at his work.  Two Thumbs
392  General / The Forum / Re: Middle class thread is middle class on: September 19, 2013, 13:21:26
http://www.yelp.co.uk/biz/bath-furniture-mill-bath If this place is still open (call them I guess) they have sofas that can be delivered in a short time scale as what you see is what you buy, as opposed to three months wait for one to be made to order.

Otherwise Leekes for aspirational furniture.

http://www.leekes.co.uk/search?q=*&parentCategoryRef=cornergroups&bklist=icat,2,cornergroups
393  General / The Forum / Re: ****NEW LIMITED EDITION VIKOI PRINTS**** on: September 17, 2013, 14:43:38
Welcome back. How is the little one? Missing oz yet?
394  General / The Forum / Re: I can't believe there isn't a courtroom/niqab thread here yet! on: September 17, 2013, 14:02:33
On a similar religious freedom matter.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-orthodox-jewish-chickenkilling-ritual-draws-criticism-protests-20130911,0,6030072,full.story
395  General / The Forum / Re: Another shooting in the land of the free on: September 17, 2013, 12:51:18
Which causes? Poor police marksmanship or crazies with guns?
396  General / The Forum / Re: Another shooting in the land of the free on: September 17, 2013, 12:09:43

Anyway, http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/09/16/review-under-way-after-bystanders-hit-during-police-involved-shooting-outside-port-authority/ even professionals with gun training trying to stop a suspected shooter ended up missing and hitting innocents, it's not exactly a great solution

At least it was only two people this time

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/26/nyregion/bystanders-shooting-wounds-caused-by-the-police.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
397  General / The Forum / Re: Another shooting in the land of the free on: September 17, 2013, 09:53:42
I blame GTA5.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24066068

Quote
What was not so well known was that many of the shocking stories found in the tabloid press were in fact planted there by publicist Max Clifford - whom DMA had hired to promote the title.


It cant be a coincidence that this event has happened just before the release of GTA 5.

Is Miley Cyrus on the soundtrack?
398  General / The Forum / Re: what's you're favourite best of? on: September 17, 2013, 09:52:01
Ilaiyaraaja - Solla Solla
399  General / The Forum / Re: Another shooting in the land of the free on: September 17, 2013, 08:35:07
if it ever happened.

All an elaborate hoax to distract you from Miley Cyrus.
400  General / The Forum / Re: I can't believe it's not Justin Bieber on: September 16, 2013, 14:51:44
35? He's had a hard life (wanking).
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