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351  General / The Forum / Re: The rare art of cheese making in DR Congo on: February 05, 2014, 14:11:11
I'm sure their range is vastly better than what is available in supermarkets here, but I guess it could easily be ordered on line.
352  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack at the moment - summed up in one pic on: February 05, 2014, 12:57:52
Nice. I wish my employer wasn't so beer-and-cheese-ist. I could fancy a cracker

Racist. Bad Teeth
353  General / The Forum / Re: The rare art of cheese making in DR Congo on: February 05, 2014, 12:57:24
 I'M SO ANGRY!
354  General / The Forum / Re: The rare art of cheese making in DR Congo on: February 05, 2014, 12:19:54
I've been picking up a differnet cheese each time I visit Sainsbury's recently.

sigged  Pimp

I hope you corrected the typo.
355  General / The Forum / Re: The rare art of cheese making in DR Congo on: February 05, 2014, 10:22:22
I've been picking up a different cheese each time I visit Sainsbury's recently. Their vintage gouda is tasty as is their manchego, but they both need to be eaten on their own really as they are a bit mild for a sandwich.
356  General / The Forum / Re: The rare art of cheese making in DR Congo on: February 04, 2014, 16:12:13
 Slayer

I had some Lancashire cheese (courtesy of Sainsbury's) last night, nice and creamy with a bit of a tang to it.
357  General / The Forum / Re: Film on: February 04, 2014, 10:06:18
Goodfellas crossed with Wall Street


Sounds horrendous  Bad Teeth
358  General / The Forum / Re: Irreplaceable elastoplast gauze stolen on: January 31, 2014, 16:33:31
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25985579

Praise the lord, the blood soaked fabric has been found. Let us pray and give rejoicing that the blood spattered clothing of the late pope can once again be worshipped by the reverent death cult.  Smashed
359  General / The Forum / Re: Ignore on: January 31, 2014, 15:57:42
Nice sticky.

Not sure about the snake though.
360  General / The Forum / Re: Would you rather... on: January 31, 2014, 15:51:32
Probably less likely to get AIDS in Italy.
361  General / The Forum / Re: Coffee Lovers ALERT on: January 31, 2014, 15:50:26
http://www.bristol-culture.com/2013/03/26/didnt-you-do-well/ ?
362  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 14:07:50
I can sell you some shoe mirrors for 100 each.

363  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 13:47:24
Send over the weird sex costume

I'M SO ANGRY!

These costumes are to enable you to become a perfect living doll and not for sexual encounters or pleasure. I shall withdraw my offer, pervert.



 Tomato Bad Teeth
364  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 13:03:16
That will be 5000.

Great, I take cards or paypal, but for that I will tell eeeevryone about your brilliant product. Mainly by spamming.

Give me another 5k and I'll tell you how.

I'll give you 10,000 right away!  Slayer and another 5000 for being so nice.
365  General / The Forum / Re: Scarlett Johansson shirt on: January 31, 2014, 13:00:49
Bumping this classic thread
366  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 12:57:11
That will be 5000.
367  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 12:07:44
I'm slowly moving into making human doll outfits.
368  General / The Forum / Re: despised media figure rides twitter haters like a $1000 hooker on: January 31, 2014, 11:32:58
I dont' know any of his music

Yeah you do


he was quite funny on HIGNFY

I'm familiar with three lines of 'Beautiful' and that is it. Well when I saw three lines, I mean that bit where he repeats the words "you're beautiful"


I recall him being a good sport on Buzzcocks.
369  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 11:31:06
Here is a good money making scheme.

370  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 09:59:57
Where is my 5000?  I'M SO ANGRY!
371  General / The Forum / Re: despised media figure rides twitter haters like a $1000 hooker on: January 31, 2014, 09:59:24
Fairplay to him. I dont' know any of his music, so I'm not sure what all the hate is about.
372  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 30, 2014, 16:59:33
Just send me the 5000 then.
373  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 30, 2014, 16:29:45
I can help you with your business. Just send me 5000 and I shall provide you with details on how you can make 5000 per week.  Two Thumbs
374  General / The Forum / Re: Should I splice an inline mic/remote onto my headphones? on: January 29, 2014, 17:01:31
There are a variety of tips here

http://hackaday.com/2009/05/24/soldering-headphone-wire/

Mostly involving burning and sanding, although the molten solder bath sounds a bit more refined. I'd still not want to fuck up a pair of decent headphones to add a mic though.
375  General / The Forum / Re: Should I splice an inline mic/remote onto my headphones? on: January 29, 2014, 15:43:09
Headphone cable is weird.

 Script It is often plastic coated IIRC, so requires a bit of work to get it to a position where it can be soldered.
376  General / The Forum / Re: Film on: January 29, 2014, 11:43:56
watch the Raid. Its the Citizen Kane of people being kicked in the face

 Slayer

In a similar vein, Dredd 3D is the equivalent but with guns.  Silly but fun and the only movie I've watched that was enhanced by 3D. 

I have heard that Dredd and The Raid are very similar, but it is a coincidence. I thought Dredd was alright, it will be good if they keep it going and expand into the rest of the 2000AD universe.
377  General / The Forum / Re: Any film makers/ film geeks here? on: January 28, 2014, 16:39:35
A bit more info here

http://vashivisuals.com/splitting-focus-de-palmas-blow/
378  General / The Forum / Re: Any film makers/ film geeks here? on: January 28, 2014, 16:38:27
My guess was going to be split-focus which seems to be the name of the device required.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_focus#Split-focus_diopter
379  General / The Forum / Re: Is Mexico quietly having a revolution? on: January 28, 2014, 11:34:19
Quietly? Not really. The country has had countless brutal murders over the last 10 years and some parts of the country are run by the drug cartels whilst others are taking it upon themselves to police their streets.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-10681249

http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/28/3897185/mexico-vigilantes-agree-to-join.html

But that article relates to the idea that a handful of countries are ones to watch, they are known as the Mint countries due to them being made up of Mexico, Indonesia, Nigeria and Turkey

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25548060
380  General / The Forum / Irreplaceable elastoplast gauze stolen on: January 27, 2014, 15:30:37
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25911872

 Smashed

Relics reallly do sum up death cults.
381  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack, I turn to thee in desperation... on: January 27, 2014, 13:25:54
My wife is from Winnipeg, Canada, and that country seems so open and pleasant and polite.

Apart from all the murders, I'm sure it is lovely.

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/Manitobas-homicide-rate-highest-among-provinces-236553311.html

they look after their young well too

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/little-boy-left-cold-crying-outside-locked-daycare-83526437.html

(I'm clearly taking the piss here, but it is easy to view one place as better than another until you experience the bad side of things)
382  General / The Forum / Re: Film on: January 24, 2014, 12:57:04

and best of all A Town Called Panic


 Slayer
383  General / The Forum / Re: Malaysia's curious approach to the printing of pictures of... on: January 24, 2014, 11:03:30
That would probably be acceptable, just no pig faces. Although it is noted elsewhere that there is no law governing this, it is just the Malay distributor is touchy about it, even though it is ludicrous.
384  General / The Forum / Ever wonder what a cat wedding would look like? on: January 24, 2014, 10:01:44
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/8059876/Walter-Potters-Museum-of-Curiosities-bizarre-Victorian-collection-of-stuffed-animals-goes-on-show-again.html



385  General / The Forum / Malaysia's curious approach to the printing of pictures of... on: January 24, 2014, 09:58:24
...pigs

http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/pig-faces-blacked-out-in-malaysian-edition-of-new-york-times
386  General / The Forum / Re: Places in the surrounding area to practise driving for the first time? on: January 24, 2014, 09:46:12
I've never driven a car, I'm not sure there is much point in Bristol

If you do shift work or are bank staff in an organisation like the NHS then it's almost essential as the bus service is so appalling.

I cycle: it takes me 8 minutes to get to work and I live just under 2 miles away from it.
387  General / The Forum / Re: Places in the surrounding area to practise driving for the first time? on: January 23, 2014, 15:12:35
Find an industrial/office estate which has car parks that you can drive around in. But you should at least be insured as the police wont be happy if they arrive to find you in it uninsured.

I've never driven a car, I'm not sure there is much point in Bristol, but just be confident with it.  Two Thumbs

Not over confident mind  Bad Teeth
388  General / The Forum / Re: Looking to volunteer at music project or radio station on: January 23, 2014, 10:22:45
Wasn't Roni Size involved in a youth music project also? Unless he pushed it down the stairs.

Maybe it disappeared up its own arsehole?
389  General / The Forum / Spiders make idols to worship on: January 23, 2014, 10:21:45
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2014/01/more-decoy-spiders-philippines/

Or something like that. Interesting nonetheless.


All hail the might spider god.
390  General / The Forum / Re: Looking to volunteer at music project or radio station on: January 23, 2014, 09:36:28
I also thought Knowle West Media Centre had a music section, but couldn't see it on their website.

http://kwmc.org.uk/
391  General / The Forum / Re: Looking to volunteer at music project or radio station on: January 22, 2014, 15:38:15
http://www.colstonhall.org/bristol-plays-music/the-remix-academy/
392  General / The Forum / Re: swimming trunk vendors - parkstreet/triangle on: January 22, 2014, 12:35:42
What is wrong with nudity?

It leaves nothing to the imagination.

It does if you don't look.
393  General / The Forum / Re: swimming trunk vendors - parkstreet/triangle on: January 22, 2014, 12:06:27
What is wrong with nudity?
394  General / The Forum / Re: Pencil sharpeners? on: January 21, 2014, 11:31:50

He didn't use a moral compass, either.

</burn>

Jonathan Meades has a dim view of him:

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Tony Blair needs his head seeing to. I think Blair needs shooting, actually. One hopes that with the Olympics some of the security around him will have to go off and he and Cherie can end up as the Ceausescus of Connaught Square.
395  General / The Forum / Tired of waiting for your baby to be born? on: January 21, 2014, 10:09:24
Get a 3D model of your unborn fetus now

http://www.fastcodesign.com/3024940/design-crime/it-is-now-possible-to-3-d-print-your-unborn-fetus

 Smashed

I can't tell if this is genuine.
396  General / The Forum / Re: Pencil sharpeners? on: January 20, 2014, 19:13:06
What happened to them all? I swear there were loads about 17-23 years ago?

Those Tory bastards banned the pencil. No need for sharpeners now.

Actually Tony Blair tried to make the civil service an all digital environment,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_the_e-Envoy

but it wasn't feasible where I work, because our old guys couldn't cope with it. It then turns out that:

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she did not exchange emails or text messages with Mr Blair, because he did not have a mobile phone while he was prime minister, and did not use a computer.

 Roll Eyes
397  General / The Forum / The United States government has been secretly run by a "shadow government"... on: January 20, 2014, 15:19:57
... of space aliens since 1945.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/01/13/iranian-news-agency-says-the-u-s-is-secretly-run-by-nazi-space-aliens-really/

 Two Thumbs Laughing

398  General / The Forum / Re: Pencil sharpeners? on: January 20, 2014, 15:18:48
Check your drawer.
399  General / The Forum / Re: Watch producers make a tune in ten minutes on: January 17, 2014, 19:14:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWlqBH9nrU

Watch Wes and friends cook up a piece in 6 minutes of rehearsal and then play it proper. They don't write the tune, but Wes teaches them what to do, a quick run through and then into it.  Pimp

edit: 14 minutes in for the bit I'm referring to.
400  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol Arena on: January 17, 2014, 13:39:49
Do you think it might happen this time? I guess if it is started now, when the economy is on a small increase, then it has a chance of being completed. They had better sort out the infrastructure that serves it though, although evening events wont suffer as badly from the traffic.
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