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351  General / The Forum / Coke and 'America the Beautiful' - A country of immigrants is upset because... on: February 12, 2014, 17:18:06
it is in multiple languages! The outrage.  Roll Eyes

http://www.businessinsider.com/coke-super-bowl-america-the-beautiful-ad-2014-2
352  General / The Forum / Re: Legendary BBC 6 Music DJ Don Letts and son DJ Jet Letts on: February 06, 2014, 14:04:24
Don't let Steve Rice near him  Bad Teeth

fucking Don Letts...poser

do you mean that steve? i don't know much/anything about him.

i used to know him back when punk first happened...he worked in a shop called Acme Attractions selling old clothes to punks....he's not my cup of tea at all and it's generally accepted that he's a chancer...he lived near me in Forest Hill....obviously i'm jealous that he gets asked to do this kind of thing and i don't ,even though some might say i'm better qualified..having gone to blues dances week in week out in the early seventies  when he was at home with his mum.....but i don't let it cloud my judgement Slayer Slayer..... Laugh Laugh



353  General / The Forum / Re: The rare art of cheese making in DR Congo on: February 05, 2014, 19:15:59
looks pretty light in comparison to the real thing - colour on any i've had in holland is orange like the edges of that one - but all the way through, keeping the good stuff for themselves i expect Wink

Vintage gouda I have bought here is only that dark at the very edge, so I guess the longer it is left, the drier and more concentrated in flavour it becomes.
354  General / The Forum / Re: The rare art of cheese making in DR Congo on: February 05, 2014, 16:23:55
http://www.internationalcheese.co.uk/products/vintage-gouda

Only one choice of vintage though. They have 5 other types of gouda.

But they have a 162 other types of cheese.  Pimp

Must stop looking at their selection.
355  General / The Forum / Re: The rare art of cheese making in DR Congo on: February 05, 2014, 14:11:11
I'm sure their range is vastly better than what is available in supermarkets here, but I guess it could easily be ordered on line.
356  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack at the moment - summed up in one pic on: February 05, 2014, 12:57:52
Nice. I wish my employer wasn't so beer-and-cheese-ist. I could fancy a cracker

Racist. Bad Teeth
357  General / The Forum / Re: The rare art of cheese making in DR Congo on: February 05, 2014, 12:57:24
 I'M SO ANGRY!
358  General / The Forum / Re: The rare art of cheese making in DR Congo on: February 05, 2014, 12:19:54
I've been picking up a differnet cheese each time I visit Sainsbury's recently.

sigged  Pimp

I hope you corrected the typo.
359  General / The Forum / Re: The rare art of cheese making in DR Congo on: February 05, 2014, 10:22:22
I've been picking up a different cheese each time I visit Sainsbury's recently. Their vintage gouda is tasty as is their manchego, but they both need to be eaten on their own really as they are a bit mild for a sandwich.
360  General / The Forum / Re: The rare art of cheese making in DR Congo on: February 04, 2014, 16:12:13
 Slayer

I had some Lancashire cheese (courtesy of Sainsbury's) last night, nice and creamy with a bit of a tang to it.
361  General / The Forum / Re: Film on: February 04, 2014, 10:06:18
Goodfellas crossed with Wall Street


Sounds horrendous  Bad Teeth
362  General / The Forum / Re: Irreplaceable elastoplast gauze stolen on: January 31, 2014, 16:33:31
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25985579

Praise the lord, the blood soaked fabric has been found. Let us pray and give rejoicing that the blood spattered clothing of the late pope can once again be worshipped by the reverent death cult.  Smashed
363  General / The Forum / Re: Ignore on: January 31, 2014, 15:57:42
Nice sticky.

Not sure about the snake though.
364  General / The Forum / Re: Would you rather... on: January 31, 2014, 15:51:32
Probably less likely to get AIDS in Italy.
365  General / The Forum / Re: Coffee Lovers ALERT on: January 31, 2014, 15:50:26
http://www.bristol-culture.com/2013/03/26/didnt-you-do-well/ ?
366  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 14:07:50
I can sell you some shoe mirrors for 100 each.

367  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 13:47:24
Send over the weird sex costume

I'M SO ANGRY!

These costumes are to enable you to become a perfect living doll and not for sexual encounters or pleasure. I shall withdraw my offer, pervert.



 Tomato Bad Teeth
368  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 13:03:16
That will be 5000.

Great, I take cards or paypal, but for that I will tell eeeevryone about your brilliant product. Mainly by spamming.

Give me another 5k and I'll tell you how.

I'll give you 10,000 right away!  Slayer and another 5000 for being so nice.
369  General / The Forum / Re: Scarlett Johansson shirt on: January 31, 2014, 13:00:49
Bumping this classic thread
370  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 12:57:11
That will be 5000.
371  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 12:07:44
I'm slowly moving into making human doll outfits.
372  General / The Forum / Re: despised media figure rides twitter haters like a $1000 hooker on: January 31, 2014, 11:32:58
I dont' know any of his music

Yeah you do


he was quite funny on HIGNFY

I'm familiar with three lines of 'Beautiful' and that is it. Well when I saw three lines, I mean that bit where he repeats the words "you're beautiful"


I recall him being a good sport on Buzzcocks.
373  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 11:31:06
Here is a good money making scheme.

374  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 31, 2014, 09:59:57
Where is my 5000?  I'M SO ANGRY!
375  General / The Forum / Re: despised media figure rides twitter haters like a $1000 hooker on: January 31, 2014, 09:59:24
Fairplay to him. I dont' know any of his music, so I'm not sure what all the hate is about.
376  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 30, 2014, 16:59:33
Just send me the 5000 then.
377  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea for a micro business on: January 30, 2014, 16:29:45
I can help you with your business. Just send me 5000 and I shall provide you with details on how you can make 5000 per week.  Two Thumbs
378  General / The Forum / Re: Should I splice an inline mic/remote onto my headphones? on: January 29, 2014, 17:01:31
There are a variety of tips here

http://hackaday.com/2009/05/24/soldering-headphone-wire/

Mostly involving burning and sanding, although the molten solder bath sounds a bit more refined. I'd still not want to fuck up a pair of decent headphones to add a mic though.
379  General / The Forum / Re: Should I splice an inline mic/remote onto my headphones? on: January 29, 2014, 15:43:09
Headphone cable is weird.

 Script It is often plastic coated IIRC, so requires a bit of work to get it to a position where it can be soldered.
380  General / The Forum / Re: Film on: January 29, 2014, 11:43:56
watch the Raid. Its the Citizen Kane of people being kicked in the face

 Slayer

In a similar vein, Dredd 3D is the equivalent but with guns.  Silly but fun and the only movie I've watched that was enhanced by 3D. 

I have heard that Dredd and The Raid are very similar, but it is a coincidence. I thought Dredd was alright, it will be good if they keep it going and expand into the rest of the 2000AD universe.
381  General / The Forum / Re: Any film makers/ film geeks here? on: January 28, 2014, 16:39:35
A bit more info here

http://vashivisuals.com/splitting-focus-de-palmas-blow/
382  General / The Forum / Re: Any film makers/ film geeks here? on: January 28, 2014, 16:38:27
My guess was going to be split-focus which seems to be the name of the device required.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_focus#Split-focus_diopter
383  General / The Forum / Re: Is Mexico quietly having a revolution? on: January 28, 2014, 11:34:19
Quietly? Not really. The country has had countless brutal murders over the last 10 years and some parts of the country are run by the drug cartels whilst others are taking it upon themselves to police their streets.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-10681249

http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/28/3897185/mexico-vigilantes-agree-to-join.html

But that article relates to the idea that a handful of countries are ones to watch, they are known as the Mint countries due to them being made up of Mexico, Indonesia, Nigeria and Turkey

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25548060
384  General / The Forum / Irreplaceable elastoplast gauze stolen on: January 27, 2014, 15:30:37
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25911872

 Smashed

Relics reallly do sum up death cults.
385  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack, I turn to thee in desperation... on: January 27, 2014, 13:25:54
My wife is from Winnipeg, Canada, and that country seems so open and pleasant and polite.

Apart from all the murders, I'm sure it is lovely.

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/Manitobas-homicide-rate-highest-among-provinces-236553311.html

they look after their young well too

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/little-boy-left-cold-crying-outside-locked-daycare-83526437.html

(I'm clearly taking the piss here, but it is easy to view one place as better than another until you experience the bad side of things)
386  General / The Forum / Re: Film on: January 24, 2014, 12:57:04

and best of all A Town Called Panic


 Slayer
387  General / The Forum / Re: Malaysia's curious approach to the printing of pictures of... on: January 24, 2014, 11:03:30
That would probably be acceptable, just no pig faces. Although it is noted elsewhere that there is no law governing this, it is just the Malay distributor is touchy about it, even though it is ludicrous.
388  General / The Forum / Ever wonder what a cat wedding would look like? on: January 24, 2014, 10:01:44
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/8059876/Walter-Potters-Museum-of-Curiosities-bizarre-Victorian-collection-of-stuffed-animals-goes-on-show-again.html



389  General / The Forum / Malaysia's curious approach to the printing of pictures of... on: January 24, 2014, 09:58:24
...pigs

http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/pig-faces-blacked-out-in-malaysian-edition-of-new-york-times
390  General / The Forum / Re: Places in the surrounding area to practise driving for the first time? on: January 24, 2014, 09:46:12
I've never driven a car, I'm not sure there is much point in Bristol

If you do shift work or are bank staff in an organisation like the NHS then it's almost essential as the bus service is so appalling.

I cycle: it takes me 8 minutes to get to work and I live just under 2 miles away from it.
391  General / The Forum / Re: Places in the surrounding area to practise driving for the first time? on: January 23, 2014, 15:12:35
Find an industrial/office estate which has car parks that you can drive around in. But you should at least be insured as the police wont be happy if they arrive to find you in it uninsured.

I've never driven a car, I'm not sure there is much point in Bristol, but just be confident with it.  Two Thumbs

Not over confident mind  Bad Teeth
392  General / The Forum / Re: Looking to volunteer at music project or radio station on: January 23, 2014, 10:22:45
Wasn't Roni Size involved in a youth music project also? Unless he pushed it down the stairs.

Maybe it disappeared up its own arsehole?
393  General / The Forum / Spiders make idols to worship on: January 23, 2014, 10:21:45
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2014/01/more-decoy-spiders-philippines/

Or something like that. Interesting nonetheless.


All hail the might spider god.
394  General / The Forum / Re: Looking to volunteer at music project or radio station on: January 23, 2014, 09:36:28
I also thought Knowle West Media Centre had a music section, but couldn't see it on their website.

http://kwmc.org.uk/
395  General / The Forum / Re: Looking to volunteer at music project or radio station on: January 22, 2014, 15:38:15
http://www.colstonhall.org/bristol-plays-music/the-remix-academy/
396  General / The Forum / Re: swimming trunk vendors - parkstreet/triangle on: January 22, 2014, 12:35:42
What is wrong with nudity?

It leaves nothing to the imagination.

It does if you don't look.
397  General / The Forum / Re: swimming trunk vendors - parkstreet/triangle on: January 22, 2014, 12:06:27
What is wrong with nudity?
398  General / The Forum / Re: Pencil sharpeners? on: January 21, 2014, 11:31:50

He didn't use a moral compass, either.

</burn>

Jonathan Meades has a dim view of him:

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Tony Blair needs his head seeing to. I think Blair needs shooting, actually. One hopes that with the Olympics some of the security around him will have to go off and he and Cherie can end up as the Ceausescus of Connaught Square.
399  General / The Forum / Tired of waiting for your baby to be born? on: January 21, 2014, 10:09:24
Get a 3D model of your unborn fetus now

http://www.fastcodesign.com/3024940/design-crime/it-is-now-possible-to-3-d-print-your-unborn-fetus

 Smashed

I can't tell if this is genuine.
400  General / The Forum / Re: Pencil sharpeners? on: January 20, 2014, 19:13:06
What happened to them all? I swear there were loads about 17-23 years ago?

Those Tory bastards banned the pencil. No need for sharpeners now.

Actually Tony Blair tried to make the civil service an all digital environment,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_the_e-Envoy

but it wasn't feasible where I work, because our old guys couldn't cope with it. It then turns out that:

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she did not exchange emails or text messages with Mr Blair, because he did not have a mobile phone while he was prime minister, and did not use a computer.

 Roll Eyes
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