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351  General / The Forum / Re: RIP Rick Mayall on: June 09, 2014, 20:14:05
 Sad very sad news.
352  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: June 06, 2014, 11:41:01
Quite surprised you are all allowing yourselves to be trolled by wold

Trolled by Wold©
WOLD!
Always believe you've been trolled
You've got the power to know
He's indestructible
Always believe in, that you are
WOLD.

indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible...

I just want to go to Swindon!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1J0bi6D4e4   
353  General / The Forum / Re: Magnets in Bristol anyone? on: June 04, 2014, 12:37:22
Possibly The Guild or some other traditional toy shop. Anywhere that sells souvenirs ie fridge magnets. 
354  General / The Forum / Re: 24hrs without a single post....... on: June 02, 2014, 16:04:29
Look at Mochizuki's two recent posts though, one has about 60 views, the other concerning fund raising has about 900. Must be the wording resulting in spambots looking for hot topic buzz words adding to the views.
355  General / The Forum / Re: Eating out in Bath on: May 30, 2014, 16:43:31
Bamboo Sushi on St James's Parade? 

A sushi place sounds like a vegan's nightmare.
356  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: May 30, 2014, 15:44:21
The new Zammo. Expect posts about nights with pre-op trannies soon.
357  General / The Forum / Re: Spurious correlations on: May 28, 2014, 14:05:14
It is clear that cheese and sleep are not good bedfellows.
358  General / The Forum / Spurious correlations on: May 28, 2014, 13:25:08
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27537142
359  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: May 28, 2014, 11:01:38
I think it was motion security (enough said)

 Cry

I don't think there is an emoticon that truly captures the horror of that.
360  General / The Forum / Re: This is a good quiz/web app to see which parties align to your views. on: May 22, 2014, 15:08:26

Everybody.
361  General / The Forum / Re: This is a good quiz/web app to see which parties align to your views. on: May 22, 2014, 12:47:06
UKIP. 75%

LOL You're a fascist!  Tomato Bad Teeth

I'm prejudiced against ALL races.
362  General / The Forum / Re: Squash Appreciation Thread on: May 22, 2014, 10:18:49
I grew up on Vimto and have purchased a bottle recently. But I generally drink water.
363  General / The Forum / Re: This is a good quiz/web app to see which parties align to your views. on: May 21, 2014, 15:37:03
UKIP. 75%
Lib Dem. 69%
Con. 67%
Lab. 63%
Plaid. 60%
SN. 60%

Excellent. No reason to vote for any of them then as I don't favour any of them in a statistically significant way.
364  General / The Forum / UKIP supporters or just rubbish? on: May 20, 2014, 11:14:48

365  General / The Forum / Re: "I particularly liked the fact that... on: May 20, 2014, 11:14:14
Do people actually go in that place? I thought they just opened and closed and that was it.

A work colleague does, so I looked it up.
366  General / The Forum / Re: "I particularly liked the fact that... on: May 19, 2014, 17:19:31
Bah.

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:00bMY69bnOQJ:www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/23/23780/Russell_Arms/Lawrence_Hill+&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

How about that?

They have a meat raffle too.
367  General / The Forum / "I particularly liked the fact that... on: May 19, 2014, 14:09:18
... one of the tanks on the engine was painted to look like a can of Natch"

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:00bMY69bnOQJ:www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/23/23780/Russell_Arms/Lawrence_Hill+&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

No pictures though.
368  General / The Forum / Re: Trap Music on: May 14, 2014, 12:22:59
I've heard a small amount of trap and it was principally bleeps and not for me.
369  General / The Forum / Re: RIP H.R. Giger on: May 13, 2014, 12:15:09
I love his style and obviously Alien is a classic piece of work. He had an obsession with coitus though.  Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_Salad_Surgery This is worth owning for the cover alone (vinyl that is, with the split cover).

http://www.discogs.com/Emerson-Lake-Palmer-Brain-Salad-Surgery/release/1080334
370  General / The Forum / Re: You'll get lost in this. on: May 09, 2014, 19:20:26
18 has a pumpkin.
371  General / The Forum / Re: You'll get lost in this. on: May 09, 2014, 19:18:28
I like it. Variation 6, 14 and 15 are my faves so far.
372  General / The Forum / Re: Buying vinyl in Bristol on: May 08, 2014, 15:44:43


Stuart Hall DJing in Court.

He's dropping the joker....

Sparks - 'I like girls' b2b The Commodores - 'Young girls are my weakness'
373  General / The Forum / Re: Buying vinyl in Bristol on: May 07, 2014, 12:07:54


Stuart Hall DJing in Court.
374  General / The Forum / If you're going to get busted... on: May 01, 2014, 16:18:15
might as well throw a punch and deck the qunt, rather than throwing just an egg.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27242557
375  General / The Forum / Re: Vocalist on The PL on: April 30, 2014, 09:14:15
This is him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Anderson

376  General / The Forum / Re: Vocalist on The PL on: April 30, 2014, 09:06:34
JB/JB Love

http://www.discogs.com/Type-JB-The-PL/release/1839223

He is a good kid (now man) who had a pretty good knowledge of early 90s hip hop when I met him about 6/7 years ago.
377  General / The Forum / Re: RIP DJ E Z Rock on: April 28, 2014, 15:39:17
Didn't realise Teddy Riley produced 'It takes two'.
378  General / The Forum / Re: dating question... on: April 28, 2014, 09:56:59
Get one of them to fill out a love declaration form

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/03/10/government-form-allows-japanese-romantics-to-officially-declare-their-love/
379  General / The Forum / Re: Buying vinyl in Bristol on: April 25, 2014, 14:58:57
 Two Thumbs

380  General / The Forum / Re: WANTED: small generator on: April 25, 2014, 14:02:55
That's where i get all my cordless drills from. Where else would you find them?

In squats.

?

If you wait long enough, one will exit his bottom.
381  General / The Forum / Re: Buying vinyl in Bristol on: April 25, 2014, 14:02:15
'Head' now stock a fair amount of vinyl, but can't say they will have Platinum Breaks.

Possibly Fopp.

I've been on vinyl purchasing runs recently, but mostly second hand.
382  General / The Forum / Re: WANTED: small generator on: April 25, 2014, 12:14:30
That's where i get all my cordless drills from. Where else would you find them?

In squats.
383  General / The Forum / #mynypd on: April 24, 2014, 11:37:10
Fail.  Laugh

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nypd-twitter-campaign-mynypd-backfires-article-1.1765159
384  General / The Forum / Re: Lazy eyes on: April 24, 2014, 11:36:26
Truly freaky.
385  General / The Forum / Lazy eyes on: April 24, 2014, 09:46:00
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/digital-eyes-show-emotions-article-1.1764767

386  General / The Forum / Re: need some photography help (bristol locations) on: April 22, 2014, 11:20:04
Cattle Market Road bridge and various arches behind Temple Meads.
387  General / The Forum / Re: letter of complaint on: April 16, 2014, 12:23:26
You need to up your game. I have dealt with a 6 page complaint this week; your two paragraphs don't come close.  Bad Teeth
388  General / The Forum / Re: FREE HOUSE! on: April 11, 2014, 16:04:16
You dont mention how much this costs?

Free pounds to you.
389  General / The Forum / Re: Where to buy serato control vinyl in Bristol? on: April 11, 2014, 15:33:29
See if this guy will split his sale.

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-exchange/serato-sl3-new-timecode-vinyl-(easton)/
390  General / The Forum / Re: The Toasters at The Stag and Hounds on: April 08, 2014, 12:08:49
Pioneers of ska my arse........

 Laugh

Quote
The Toasters were one of the first American bands in the third wave of ska

Not exactly pioneering.  Wink
391  General / The Forum / Re: FREE WORKING Samsung R60+ Laptop inc 128GB SSD on: April 07, 2014, 15:34:45
Oh and you must have 'real vibes'. If you haven't got 'real vibes' then i'm afraid this laptop is not for you.


Only this guy can buy it then

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/profile/?u=1844
392  General / The Forum / Re: anyone reaching Secret Garden Party this year? on: April 07, 2014, 15:31:48
 Tongue

393  General / The Forum / Re: anyone reaching Secret Garden Party this year? on: April 07, 2014, 13:19:15
fuck it off and go to shambala...
Shambala has just become Bristol in a field.

Bristol meaning Werburghs? Bedmo? Clifton?
394  General / The Forum / Re: One for the atheists/agnostics on: April 07, 2014, 10:20:44
Church is fun it leads people to these kinds of outcomes

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2014/mar/17/woman-allegedly-claims-devil-told-her-stab-husband/?partner=popular
395  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: April 07, 2014, 09:15:23
The first one is very good, nice, slowly unravelling story, proper shit yourself stuff every so often, nice puzzles. The latter two look nice, but aren't much to write home about, just mostly run and gun.
396  General / The Forum / Re: One for the atheists/agnostics on: April 04, 2014, 14:52:15
If logic and reason are waiting for them at home then that's what they will probably absorb.

I prefer Cubase.
BOOM!  Pimp

A colleague was just talking about some DNA program on TV he was watching with his wife. Apparently they were trying to ascertain if somebody had obtained Napoleons penis. I said ďSo he reckoned he had Napoleons boner part
He didnít even twig the pun. Iím wasted in this place.


Not tonight Josephine.
397  General / The Forum / Re: One for the atheists/agnostics on: April 04, 2014, 14:05:35
If logic and reason are waiting for them at home then that's what they will probably absorb.

I prefer Cubase.
398  General / The Forum / Re: One for the atheists/agnostics on: April 04, 2014, 10:53:21
Don't know why, but this topic reminded me of this Partridge bit.

Quote
It's 10pm, this is "Norfolk Nights" with Alan Partridge.

How would you like to be disposed of when you're dead? We're taking e-mails on that tonight, starting with Mike who's 24. He wants to be buried in a large satin-lined coffin with a couple of Page Three stunners. They're alive, he says Ö I'm not reading this.

One here from Susan from Spixworth. She'd like her ashes to be scattered in a meadow. That's the kind of thing we want.
Sorry.

We're also taking emails on the big question. What happens after we die?
Frederick emails to say he has four children. He has a new baby boy, Joshua, and his daughter has just started school. He thinks that after death there is nothing.

OK. Two questions. How are we going to eat and what floor's the restaurant on? The answer is "The Chinese Way" and Level 42.
399  General / The Forum / Re: I'm looking for work to start as of 20th of April.. Can anyone help me out? on: April 02, 2014, 13:08:52
Get yourself signed up with an agency; they're all bastards but can at least keep money rolling in whilst you look for a job you want.

Try Office Angels, Robert Half, Reed and I'm sure there are others.
400  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: April 02, 2014, 11:35:52
Leroy Bangs.  Pimp
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