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101  Food for your Ears / The Desk / Re: Soft Synth Settings Change on bounce. on: September 10, 2014, 18:25:44
Oscillators and filters can make  a significant difference as well as the way envelopes interact. I have more synths than you can shake a stick at ,if you need a hand with anything give me a shout as I'm only around the corner.
102  General / The Forum / Re: FSOL Interview on: September 10, 2014, 14:45:30
I learned nothing from that  Bad Teeth Laugh

Gary is such an oddball. It is just as well he stopped performing on tracks, otherwise FSOL would have been terrible. 
103  General / The Forum / Re: FSOL Interview on: September 10, 2014, 14:40:10
Shame nobody could locate a proper copy of the CD to photograph it for the cover shot.
104  General / The Forum / Re: Bots/Crawlers on: September 10, 2014, 14:39:11
I started a thread the other day, the one about the weird book cover. I would have expected it to get about 70-80 views, but it is now on 1400+.
Such a good thread I just can't stop clicking back.  Bad Teeth

Every time's a charm.
105  General / The Forum / Re: Bots/Crawlers on: September 10, 2014, 09:56:38
The balsamic vinegar pizza has a fairly high click count too. Bots be looking for piggies and pizza it seems.
106  General / The Forum / Bots/Crawlers on: September 10, 2014, 08:47:46
I started a thread the other day, the one about the weird book cover. I would have expected it to get about 70-80 views, but it is now on 1400+. This is presumably through automated systems clicking on it, probably due to the synopsis of the book that I posted in the thread with key words that bots are looking for.

No real point to this, just an observation.  Bad Teeth
107  General / The Forum / Re: Best book cover ever? on: September 09, 2014, 13:02:17
How has this thread had 763 views in one day? Bots all over the place maaaan.
108  Food for your Ears / The Desk / Re: Soft Synth Settings Change on bounce. on: September 08, 2014, 15:16:55
There shouldn't be any reason for the error, but the Tal stuff is free, so maybe not as well developed? Maybe just try another synth.
109  General / The Forum / Best book cover ever? on: September 08, 2014, 13:59:12
http://www.amazon.com/Pig-Story-Provoke-Thinking/dp/1451279671/ref=la_B00J8GSK9U_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1409881866&sr=1-2

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A future pig, adopted by a loving family, can communicate through brain-wave actuation via a gadget called b-prompter. Her education of a petís place in human society brings her from self-awareness to cannibalism of pig eating pork. Her masterís experience of overseas female enslavement opens her mind to the existence of cruelty and unfairness among humans. Her aspiration to follow her Mistressí career as an architect is discouraged by virtue of her being a pig. After a wonderful mating with one of her age, motherhood accentuates her alienation, being one of a kind among humans. She has a vision of traveling with the family girl to Animal Kingdom, a realm well before human world dominance. Meeting a dog and a cat, the two girls are shown how the law of the jungle works. They travel on to Pig-land, where her parents and kid sister live. Here the role of human and pig is reversed, but the human herd in the jungle is better tolerated, as her companion becomes a pet in turn. Back into reality, her motherhood is truncated by her two babies taken away for adoption while she is asleep. She becomes a donut, empty at the core. Her search for answer and pain-sharing leads her through several abductee mother societies, Society Against Cruelty to Animals, a biologist, and finally a professor who explains why cruelty to animals can be justified on meat taste. She is drawn to become a martyr by blowing up the slaughterhouse and to bring critical attention to senseless human cruelty on animals, simulating Guy Fawkes attempting to blow up Parliament in London. She has a discourse with God on compassion, tolerance, and patience, after which she finds forgiveness.


110  Food for your Ears / The Desk / Re: Soft Synth Settings Change on bounce. on: September 05, 2014, 10:44:33
Doesn't sound right. Try doing a real-time bounce and see if there is anything audible going on. Check for automation that may have been engaged somewhere too.
111  General / The Forum / Re: Paul Ross - lol on: September 04, 2014, 18:38:58
I wouldn't have either, But the mail mentions him snorting drugs off his face and my hilarious joke wouldn't have worked with your article.  Undecided

Theres makes for a more amusing read. Smiley
112  General / The Forum / Re: Paul Ross - lol on: September 04, 2014, 15:42:28
I could have posted the Mail one, but didn't want to give them any more traffic.
113  General / The Forum / Re: The Fappening on: September 04, 2014, 11:43:19
Their description of computers is straight out of the 60s too.
114  General / The Forum / Colouring Books on: September 04, 2014, 08:56:03
http://www.amazon.com/Shall-Never-Forget-Coloring-Book/dp/1935266977

http://www.amazon.com/We-Shall-Never-Forget-Terrorist/dp/1619530260/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_y

http://www.amazon.com/Tea-Party-Coloring-Book-8-5x11/dp/193526656X/ref=pd_sim_b_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=1Y3D7ZM43HSFGB627359

http://www.amazon.com/Libertarian-Party-Coloring-Activity-Book/dp/1619530945/ref=pd_sim_b_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=1H0DWTZJDMSXCXNVG8DA



 Oh my! That's so funny, but EEEEEEEEEEEK!
115  General / The Forum / Re: The Fappening on: September 03, 2014, 08:54:28
so this leak is a fake?

This morning it seems that it is likely the accounts were compromised by username and password brute force rather than a back door break in.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-29039294
 
116  General / The Forum / Paul Ross - lol on: September 02, 2014, 09:02:58
 Laughing

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/sep/01/paul-ross-bbc-drug-use-mephedrone

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Presenter Paul Ross is taking a break from the airwaves after admitting to drug use and a lengthy affair with another man.

I wonder if it will increase or decrease the price of this?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Canvas-Print-Paul-Ross/dp/B001N6W8U0

117  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 28, 2014, 12:58:34
A more informative infographic would be the relative amount of deaths over time compared to all funds raised. This would actually have some meaning, rather than the pointless one above.
118  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 27, 2014, 19:26:49


 Slayer
119  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: August 27, 2014, 16:44:33
Roger Deadman.  Shocked
120  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 27, 2014, 11:22:18
I saw a post on FB last night equating this with some sort of religious matter. Nothing can be taken at face value anymore; it's all a conspiracy.  Cry

And then there are those who wont do it because all charities are evil and they spend all their money on CEO salaries.
121  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 26, 2014, 18:27:35
Just have a shower instead.

I've still no idea what it is in aid of.


Motor Neurone Disease research. $80m raised so far.


 Two Thumbs
122  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 26, 2014, 16:35:44
Just have a shower instead.

I've still no idea what it is in aid of.
123  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 26, 2014, 14:54:56
Golden Shower challenge FTW.

Hoozami challenge

 Laugh

Ice Bukkake Challenge is the next level.
124  General / The Forum / Re: The 'Google this' thread... on: August 26, 2014, 12:37:39
Recursion.
125  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 26, 2014, 12:34:20
Golden Shower challenge FTW.
126  General / The Forum / Re: zip wire anyone? on: August 19, 2014, 15:00:16
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/pFIOTEyMT18" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/pFIOTEyMT18</a>
127  General / The Forum / Re: facebook messenger app on: August 19, 2014, 12:38:27
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/aug/12/iphone-trick-facebook-messenger-chat

Does this work? My OS is too old to be affected by this debacle.

Also:

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/aug/19/facebook-messenger-downloaded-android

What can a company feasibly do with 500 million people's contacts etc (if they really were data mining it)? I would guess nothing.
128  General / The Forum / Re: facebook messenger app on: August 18, 2014, 16:15:15
I think people are being a bit naive tbh. People have this hippy idea that Facebook is their bit of software they get to use for free. And it's not actually owned by a huge company that makes it's business seeling information on it's users. If you use FB you are the product, not the customer.

It is true that you are the product, but there is also the typical mindset that if it is a large company it is evil, that is pervasive in the modern world.

To me the big problem in the world is not the big companies doing nothing with your data, save for selling you an advert, it is these guys:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28739324

who will happily rinse out your bank account etc for fun or to prove a point that they are l33t.
129  General / The Forum / Re: facebook messenger app on: August 18, 2014, 11:07:39
http://www.omaha.com/money/busted-myths-about-facebook-s-messenger-app/article_8e78ad08-24cf-11e4-9b28-0017a43b2370.html

130  General / The Forum / Re: . on: August 14, 2014, 12:31:47
What happened in the end Teletraan1?

She was found and killed.
131  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend me some breaks/breakbeat garage/bassy 4/4 stuff on: August 14, 2014, 12:31:08
You mean... I'm not young any more? Sad

If you were dangerwanking in '96, then I suspect not.  Bad Teeth
132  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend me some breaks/breakbeat garage/bassy 4/4 stuff on: August 14, 2014, 11:42:05
You're asking the wrong age range I think. Get thee to a forum populated with young uns.  Wink

Check out Slime Recordings stuff, some of that might suit you.
133  General / The Forum / Re: . on: August 13, 2014, 14:50:52
Bump as I had forgotten about this spat.
134  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing art on North St... on: August 13, 2014, 09:33:53
the apple tree seems like a friendly sort of place

Is that the one down near Asda; about the size of someone's front room?
135  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: August 12, 2014, 16:20:40
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28754858

Would I buy an XBlock for Tomb Raider 2? No chance.  Doh!

Edit: But Uncharted 4 might make me get a PS4.
136  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing art on North St... on: August 12, 2014, 15:39:32
Maybe they experiment on people who are "not from round yerr boyyyy"

That takes place in the basement - human centipede style.
137  General / The Forum / Re: The Hijack Revival Thread! on: August 11, 2014, 15:24:54
not spotted your birthday thread yet?

Not yet, been working 20-hour days and haven't had a chance to browse the forum.

never had a birthday thread  Angry  Sad

Happy Birthday. Whenever it is.  Kiss
138  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing art on North St... on: August 11, 2014, 15:23:23
Anyone actually had a drink in The Masonic though? Looks like a bit of a hole.

My colleague Dave has had the odd pint in there. If he likes it, then it isn't the place for me. He is usually found in The Black Cat on West Street.

Plus how bright are those lights at night (indoors)? Dazzling.
139  General / The Forum / Re: Finally! on: August 07, 2014, 14:11:33
 Laugh
140  General / The Forum / Re: Finally! on: August 07, 2014, 12:03:23
You need to speak to them at their level, so get pissed first  Bad Teeth
141  General / The Forum / Re: Finally! on: August 07, 2014, 11:00:17
I blame Hooner; his move to Oz has turned him into a racist.  Bad Teeth
142  General / The Forum / Re: Finally! on: August 07, 2014, 08:59:12
And now it's all gone.  Cry
143  General / The Forum / Re: James Corden on: August 07, 2014, 08:56:37
Talentless qunt.  Cry
144  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing art on North St... on: August 06, 2014, 11:21:56
Is it an Upfest piece?
145  General / The Forum / Re: Is this someone here on: July 31, 2014, 12:12:11
Also:

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Martin says he believes passionately in immigration control but feels he is being penalised by following the law.
 
"I absolutely agree we can't have open borders and I am passionate about that," he said.


I'm not sure what his problem is then; he doesn't think immigration should be easy, so surely he should applaud the Border Agency for making it hard for his wife to enter the country: "Well done them, they're doing a great job".

 Bad Teeth
146  General / The Forum / Re: Is this someone here on: July 31, 2014, 11:42:38
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Now the 60-year-old splits his time between Hungary, where Tetiana, 36, is currently having to live, and Whitchurch.


Good work.
147  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend I a tattoo artist/designer on: July 30, 2014, 13:24:43
I have no problem with Hoozami, but he made a prize idiot of himself in various threads on here. All our fault though, clearly.
148  General / The Forum / Re: Please help... on: July 30, 2014, 13:13:23
Another bump.
149  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend I a tattoo artist/designer on: July 30, 2014, 12:59:03
Bump. One of the best.
150  General / The Forum / Re: Happy "Bump Your Favourite Hijack Threads" Day! on: July 30, 2014, 12:36:48
Get back to work.  I'M SO ANGRY!

 Bad Teeth
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