Oscillators and filters can make  a significant difference as well as the way envelopes interact. I have more synths than you can shake a stick at ,if you need a hand with anything give me a shout as I'm only around the corner.

I learned nothing from that 

Gary is such an oddball. It is just as well he stopped performing on tracks, otherwise FSOL would have been terrible. 

Shame nobody could locate a proper copy of the CD to photograph it for the cover shot.

I started a thread the other day, the one about the weird book cover. I would have expected it to get about 70-80 views, but it is now on 1400+.

Such a good thread I just can't stop clicking back. 

Every time's a charm.

The balsamic vinegar pizza has a fairly high click count too. Bots be looking for piggies and pizza it seems.

I started a thread the other day, the one about the weird book cover. I would have expected it to get about 70-80 views, but it is now on 1400+. This is presumably through automated systems clicking on it, probably due to the synopsis of the book that I posted in the thread with key words that bots are looking for.

No real point to this, just an observation. 

How has this thread had 763 views in one day? Bots all over the place maaaan.

There shouldn't be any reason for the error, but the Tal stuff is free, so maybe not as well developed? Maybe just try another synth.

http://www.amazon.com/Pig-Story-Provoke-Thinking/dp/1451279671/ref=la_B00J8GSK9U_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1409881866&sr=1-2

A future pig, adopted by a loving family, can communicate through brain-wave actuation via a gadget called b-prompter. Her education of a pet’s place in human society brings her from self-awareness to cannibalism of pig eating pork. Her master’s experience of overseas female enslavement opens her mind to the existence of cruelty and unfairness among humans. Her aspiration to follow her Mistress’ career as an architect is discouraged by virtue of her being a pig. After a wonderful mating with one of her age, motherhood accentuates her alienation, being one of a kind among humans. She has a vision of traveling with the family girl to Animal Kingdom, a realm well before human world dominance. Meeting a dog and a cat, the two girls are shown how the law of the jungle works. They travel on to Pig-land, where her parents and kid sister live. Here the role of human and pig is reversed, but the human herd in the jungle is better tolerated, as her companion becomes a pet in turn. Back into reality, her motherhood is truncated by her two babies taken away for adoption while she is asleep. She becomes a donut, empty at the core. Her search for answer and pain-sharing leads her through several abductee mother societies, Society Against Cruelty to Animals, a biologist, and finally a professor who explains why cruelty to animals can be justified on meat taste. She is drawn to become a martyr by blowing up the slaughterhouse and to bring critical attention to senseless human cruelty on animals, simulating Guy Fawkes attempting to blow up Parliament in London. She has a discourse with God on compassion, tolerance, and patience, after which she finds forgiveness.

Doesn't sound right. Try doing a real-time bounce and see if there is anything audible going on. Check for automation that may have been engaged somewhere too.

I wouldn't have either, But the mail mentions him snorting drugs off his face and my hilarious joke wouldn't have worked with your article.  

Theres makes for a more amusing read.

I could have posted the Mail one, but didn't want to give them any more traffic.

Their description of computers is straight out of the 60s too.

http://www.amazon.com/Shall-Never-Forget-Coloring-Book/dp/1935266977

http://www.amazon.com/We-Shall-Never-Forget-Terrorist/dp/1619530260/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_y

http://www.amazon.com/Tea-Party-Coloring-Book-8-5x11/dp/193526656X/ref=pd_sim_b_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=1Y3D7ZM43HSFGB627359

http://www.amazon.com/Libertarian-Party-Coloring-Activity-Book/dp/1619530945/ref=pd_sim_b_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=1H0DWTZJDMSXCXNVG8DA



 

so this leak is a fake?

This morning it seems that it is likely the accounts were compromised by username and password brute force rather than a back door break in.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-29039294
 

 

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/sep/01/paul-ross-bbc-drug-use-mephedrone

Presenter Paul Ross is taking a break from the airwaves after admitting to drug use and a lengthy affair with another man.

I wonder if it will increase or decrease the price of this?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Canvas-Print-Paul-Ross/dp/B001N6W8U0

A more informative infographic would be the relative amount of deaths over time compared to all funds raised. This would actually have some meaning, rather than the pointless one above.

 

Roger Deadman. 

I saw a post on FB last night equating this with some sort of religious matter. Nothing can be taken at face value anymore; it's all a conspiracy. 

And then there are those who wont do it because all charities are evil and they spend all their money on CEO salaries.

Just have a shower instead.

I've still no idea what it is in aid of.

Motor Neurone Disease research. $80m raised so far.

 

Just have a shower instead.

I've still no idea what it is in aid of.

Golden Shower challenge FTW.

Hoozami challenge

 

Ice Bukkake Challenge is the next level.

Recursion.

Golden Shower challenge FTW.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/pFIOTEyMT18" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/pFIOTEyMT18</a>

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/aug/12/iphone-trick-facebook-messenger-chat

Does this work? My OS is too old to be affected by this debacle.

Also:

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/aug/19/facebook-messenger-downloaded-android

What can a company feasibly do with 500 million people's contacts etc (if they really were data mining it)? I would guess nothing.

I think people are being a bit naive tbh. People have this hippy idea that Facebook is their bit of software they get to use for free. And it's not actually owned by a huge company that makes it's business seeling information on it's users. If you use FB you are the product, not the customer.

It is true that you are the product, but there is also the typical mindset that if it is a large company it is evil, that is pervasive in the modern world.

To me the big problem in the world is not the big companies doing nothing with your data, save for selling you an advert, it is these guys:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28739324

who will happily rinse out your bank account etc for fun or to prove a point that they are l33t.

http://www.omaha.com/money/busted-myths-about-facebook-s-messenger-app/article_8e78ad08-24cf-11e4-9b28-0017a43b2370.html

What happened in the end Teletraan1?

She was found and killed.

You mean... I'm not young any more?

If you were dangerwanking in '96, then I suspect not. 

You're asking the wrong age range I think. Get thee to a forum populated with young uns. 

Check out Slime Recordings stuff, some of that might suit you.

Bump as I had forgotten about this spat.

the apple tree seems like a friendly sort of place

Is that the one down near Asda; about the size of someone's front room?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28754858

Would I buy an XBlock for Tomb Raider 2? No chance.  

Edit: But Uncharted 4 might make me get a PS4.

Maybe they experiment on people who are "not from round yerr boyyyy"

That takes place in the basement - human centipede style.

not spotted your birthday thread yet?

Not yet, been working 20-hour days and haven't had a chance to browse the forum.

never had a birthday thread   

Happy Birthday. Whenever it is. 

Anyone actually had a drink in The Masonic though? Looks like a bit of a hole.

My colleague Dave has had the odd pint in there. If he likes it, then it isn't the place for me. He is usually found in The Black Cat on West Street.

Plus how bright are those lights at night (indoors)? Dazzling.

 

You need to speak to them at their level, so get pissed first 

I blame Hooner; his move to Oz has turned him into a racist. 

And now it's all gone. 

Talentless qunt. 

Is it an Upfest piece?

Also:

Martin says he believes passionately in immigration control but feels he is being penalised by following the law.
 
"I absolutely agree we can't have open borders and I am passionate about that," he said.

I'm not sure what his problem is then; he doesn't think immigration should be easy, so surely he should applaud the Border Agency for making it hard for his wife to enter the country: "Well done them, they're doing a great job".

 

[60-year-old]

Now the 60-year-old splits his time between Hungary, where Tetiana, 36, is currently having to live, and Whitchurch.

Good work.

I have no problem with Hoozami, but he made a prize idiot of himself in various threads on here. All our fault though, clearly.

Another bump.

Bump. One of the best.

Get back to work.