Oh and you must have 'real vibes'. If you haven't got 'real vibes' then i'm afraid this laptop is not for you.

Only this guy can buy it then

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/profile/?u=1844

 

fuck it off and go to shambala...

Shambala has just become Bristol in a field.

Bristol meaning Werburghs? Bedmo? Clifton?

Church is fun it leads people to these kinds of outcomes

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2014/mar/17/woman-allegedly-claims-devil-told-her-stab-husband/?partner=popular

The first one is very good, nice, slowly unravelling story, proper shit yourself stuff every so often, nice puzzles. The latter two look nice, but aren't much to write home about, just mostly run and gun.

If logic and reason are waiting for them at home then that's what they will probably absorb.

I prefer Cubase.

BOOM!  

A colleague was just talking about some DNA program on TV he was watching with his wife. Apparently they were trying to ascertain if somebody had obtained Napoleons penis. I said “So he reckoned he had Napoleons boner part?”
He didn’t even twig the pun. I’m wasted in this place.

Not tonight Josephine.

If logic and reason are waiting for them at home then that's what they will probably absorb.

I prefer Cubase.

Don't know why, but this topic reminded me of this Partridge bit.

It's 10pm, this is "Norfolk Nights" with Alan Partridge.

How would you like to be disposed of when you're dead? We're taking e-mails on that tonight, starting with Mike who's 24. He wants to be buried in a large satin-lined coffin with a couple of Page Three stunners. They're alive, he says … I'm not reading this.

One here from Susan from Spixworth. She'd like her ashes to be scattered in a meadow. That's the kind of thing we want.
Sorry.

We're also taking emails on the big question. What happens after we die?
Frederick emails to say he has four children. He has a new baby boy, Joshua, and his daughter has just started school. He thinks that after death there is nothing.

OK. Two questions. How are we going to eat and what floor's the restaurant on? The answer is "The Chinese Way" and Level 42.

Get yourself signed up with an agency; they're all bastards but can at least keep money rolling in whilst you look for a job you want.

Try Office Angels, Robert Half, Reed and I'm sure there are others.

Leroy Bangs. 

I have a spud gun and I'm not afraid to use it.

Protect yourself, discretely

http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html

Bumping this classic thread (thanks Snoo, I was thinking about this the other day)

It seems that the robot/small furry animal/annoying magician was the way to get less than masculine characters into these programmes (and Star Wars).

Completely to blame for the rise in homosexuality I reckon. 7 Zark 7, Snarf. Blates gay propaghanda. 

Propagaynda.



The O stands for 'omo. 

I never realised that Battle of the Planets was edited to death for the UK, hence the cuts to 7-Zark-7 to explain what happened.

It was deemed too violent for UK kids I believe? So they cut parts out and gave us a camp robot instead..

Starfleet is a classic, Dai X rules. 

Some years back I managed to get the complete series on VHS. I spent a day watching it on a comedown and it was very dark indeed. 

Yep. I wonder how much better it is un-cut?

Starfleet is not light hearted. It is all very dark and serious, except for the yellow robot thing. It seems that the robot/small furry animal/annoying magician was the way to get less than masculine characters into these programmes (and Star Wars).

Original series, obvs 

I've got the entire works of 'Battle Of The Planets' for him to get through and then we'll move on to Starfleet. Having kids is ace.

I never realised that Battle of the Planets was edited to death for the UK, hence the cuts to 7-Zark-7 to explain what happened.

Starfleet is a classic, Dai X rules. 

I was watching some Terrahawks on YouTube a while back; that is my favourite Gerry Anderson production, although I do dig Captain Scarlet. 

I never bought into Thundercats, although the toys were decent.

I watched some Thundercats the other day and in one of the first episodes, all the sound effects in the first Tenchu game on PS1 are the same as that used in Tygra's fight.  

My 3 y/o boy demanded to watch Thundercats at breakfast this morning. I had a Mumm-Ra shirt on that my Bro got Me and he wanted to know what it was all about.

Original series or the recent one? It is more watchable than He-Man, which is, frankly, terrible.

I watched Mysterious Cities of Gold the other month; that is very good and the last episode has native girls dancing with their tits out (live action), which I don't recall from my youth.  

Only 59 

 

#13 Regretamine (at the library)

luckily that wasn't me

#13 plus #7 for you then.

#13 Regretamine (at the library)

I never bought into Thundercats, although the toys were decent.

I watched some Thundercats the other day and in one of the first episodes, all the sound effects in the first Tenchu game on PS1 are the same as that used in Tygra's fight. 

I had a Zoid, it was disappointing. M.A.S.K took over from He-Man and Transformers for me, but Action Force beat that fairly shortly after. The M.A.S.K toys are quite clever, but the size of the figures was disappointing. I still never got the Chevy with the flames and 6 wheels 

http://www.albertpenello.com/mask/hurricane.html

I spotted they had R.A.T.S. Not a toy I had, but I recall the advertising.

#4 Does anyone have DJ Derek's number?

Their Facebook page seems to be missing, google search sees it, but clicking on it just takes me to my home page. The unofficial, automatically generated one says:

<!-- Please do not remove or change this AfD message until the issue is settled -->

<!-- For administrator use only: --> <!-- End of AfD message, feel free to edit beyond this point -->

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chemical-Records/106119216086377?ref=br_tf

But their twitter feed had postings on 26 March and the cached Chemical FB page shows postings 20 hours ago.

After the last one, this happened:

http://www.insidermedia.com/insider/south-west/97409-chemical-records-sold-pre-pack-deal

I don't know if the administrators would have just wound it down.

Action Force. 

Still got all mine at my parent's house. Had a few of those original ones too, but my collection is the GI Joe equivalent.

And Rambo toys. 

Playing the 'pick one item from each page' game used to keep us quiet for hours as a kid. And laughing at the cringeworthy gold jewellery.

I bet the Transformer section is immense and made up most of my Xmas list that year.

Many of the items are much the same as these days.

The toys section is A-Team, He Man, Tonka, Return of the Jedi and the original Action Force. Transformers could possibly have been in the 83/84 ones.

edit: The 1986 one has Transformers. 

I'll look at this later. I don't think I had been exposed to Argos in 1985; my first encounter with them would have been after 1986, when I moved to Weston.

Speak to a financial adviser.

A wall will only deflect a tiny amount of sound, bass is omnidirectional and like all energy it will seek the path of least resistence. The wall might reflect some of the HF energy back, like when you walk down the road at Carnival and you can hear the high hats bouncing off the walls, but the bass comes from everywhere.

Nah if they were fresh it makes sense. The amount of brothers from Ghana or Nigeria who beg America is a joke. Ang tite those at Rex on Saturday.

you don't make any sense.
"big up my Affs"
bamo wace.

 

Still have no idea what bamo wace is.

Top result in google leads to this thread.

The Amazing Ty?

Amazingly boring. I bought 'Upwards' as it sounded really well produced, which it is, but it is a shame Ty is on it, as it makes it not worth listening to.

I've been with my girlfriend for over four years and still can't remember what colour her eyes are.   

I just had to look in the mirror to see what colour my own eyes were 

Bloodshot.

I've been with my girlfriend for over four years and still can't remember what colour her eyes are.   

They're brown.



 

blue + blue = 99% chance of green?

I was going to say blue is a recessive gene, but:

The once-held view that blue eye color is a simple recessive trait has been shown to be incorrect

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_color

I usually notice, but I am observant of small details like that. For the record, my brother, father and me have green/olive eyes, mother has blue/grey.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sennheiser-Precision-Isolating-Ear-canal-Phones/dp/B001EZYMF4

The only problem I had with these is that the cable transmits noise when walking. Good sound and isolation from traffic noise though.

Motion has a sign at the door that includes the line 'No Attitudes' which means all attendees must refrain from being happy or sad; the only acceptable position to take is indefference as this cannot be classed as an attitude.

Security there are millitant, the venue is mediocre, even free events are not enough to draw me there; I would only go to see a big name. Last event I went to was Kerri Chandler and that was a massive let down.

I don't fall into the classification of 'big people', but I'm sure I'll still enjoy it. 

It is very well done with lots of little easter eggs. The PS3 version has a few glitches, but nothing that bad.

South park: stick of truth.

 Play it.

I'm loving it. The Underpants Gnomes battle is one of the most ludicrous things ever in gaming. Canada is a nice touch too.

dont buy rage it is very dull

It looked quite like Borderlands, which was also dull. I'm not a fan of Bethesda's games really.

I'd also recommend Metro Last Light. Atmospheric awesomeness.

I was playing this recently, but it is just another bland (story that is) FPS I think. Pretty much just a corridor shooter in gameplay.

probably not the right thread..

But I had an unexpected phone call from Hooner yesterday afternoon for me (morning for him)

Oz / USA hook up.. which was nice. 

Sex talk all night long.

Well I'm pretty sure you're gonna get loads of attendees from the 5 aging ex ravers who still post here.

Good work getting Brian Cox back on the keys after D-Ream though...

Wrong one, it is the ageing actor.

I'm enjoying South Park. Not exactly the hardest game in the world, but the visuals are spot on and the comedy is there. Some odd glitches when changing screens and the odd load screen, but it is a nicely put together package.

King's Square

It's King Square. And in case anyone was wondering why King Square isn't apostrophised yet Queen's Square is, well, the answer is it isn't - it's called Queen Square. Not Queen's Square.

Much like Tesco has no s at the end,

 

Who wouldn't be?