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101  General / The Forum / Re: Don't joke about hitting cyclists in Bristol on: January 08, 2015, 15:11:00
He should be sacked for being late to work  Bad Teeth
102  General / The Forum / Re: Tesco to close 43 stores despite better Christmas sales on: January 08, 2015, 10:17:04
Say yes to Tesco.
103  General / The Forum / Re: Catholic Church come up with lamest idea ever on: December 29, 2014, 18:34:46

I'm not sure how stupid this is actually. Of course, it would have no impact here at all as no one would give a shit but Mexico is a very religious country as a very superstitious one. You can always repent your crimes in catholicism and still get to heaven but if you get excommunicated, there is no escape from hell. Being a criminal does not make you any less religious, as with the Italian Mafia.  If I was a Mexican drug dealer, I wouldn't give a shit but I'm not and the people that are are more than likely very religious and might just pay attention.

Not stopped them murdering a couple of priests recently

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-30609404



104  General / The Forum / Fanny Pinchers on: December 29, 2014, 16:14:07
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004K75EPA/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1/192-3637518-5879422?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_r=01XG061VQQ9APJJD45F5&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_p=1944687702&pf_rd_i=B000BNENMM

I did lol
105  General / The Forum / Re: The New Year's Eve thread on: December 29, 2014, 12:58:57
DJing a friend's party; should be alright.  Smiley
106  General / The Forum / Re: Top 5 Christmas Films! on: December 25, 2014, 23:45:31
Edward Scissorhands. 😊
107  General / The Forum / Re: tune id on: December 24, 2014, 20:09:25
Had a listen but I don't recognise it, sorry.

Merry Xmas!  Smiley
108  General / The Forum / Re: tune id on: December 23, 2014, 15:04:01
PS still not an ultimate warrior  Cry

C'mon dude, even I'm an Ultimate Warrior, and I bet you've never see my username before  Tomato Bad Teeth

5 years between posts; good work. I note your penultimate post was about your status.  Smiley
109  General / The Forum / Re: tune id on: December 22, 2014, 10:56:08
 Two Thumbs I'll have a listen later.
110  General / The Forum / Re: tune id on: December 21, 2014, 18:27:04
I hear no synth at 1:13:53, just a piano which is at a low sample rate and then just past 1:15 there is a completely different sound, so I have no idea which sound it is you are referring to and I don't know what tune it might be from.
111  General / The Forum / Re: The interview on: December 18, 2014, 11:59:29
 Laugh
112  General / The Forum / Re: The interview on: December 18, 2014, 10:34:10
Seth Rogan isn't funny though, so this decision pleases me.
113  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: December 16, 2014, 15:53:03
Instructive:

Mark Hiscock
114  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: December 16, 2014, 13:54:47
Mr Delorean Mandelkorn Pimp

From the future.
115  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: December 12, 2014, 15:13:20
https://www.coldwellbanker.com/agents/Gail-Ord-06820

 Grin
116  General / The Forum / Re: Question about vodka sodas on: December 12, 2014, 11:15:20

http://www.myhealthblog.org/2008/10/26/beer-hops-and-estrogen-feminizing-mankind-instead-of-making-them-macho/  Wink
117  General / The Forum / Re: classic flash games from yesteryear on: December 11, 2014, 10:38:21
The link name appears to be a user here offering crushing machines in Ghana.

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/profile/?u=38049
118  General / The Forum / Re: monthly sock club on: December 11, 2014, 10:37:30
I am the only person who has voted in the poll. 2 is clearly the best anwer.  Bad Teeth
119  General / The Forum / Re: monthly sock club on: December 08, 2014, 15:33:51
Somebody bought me 6 month subscription couple Christmas ago. I liked it!

Are you a frequent loser of socks? This seems to be one of their main pitches.

And  Bad Teeth to my stupid people comment, I'm not really as cold a b'stard as I seem.  Smiley
120  General / The Forum / Re: monthly sock club on: December 08, 2014, 13:04:09
Isn't spam supposed to link to the site it is spamming for?

Anyway; I actually came across a sock club website the other day. Seems like a stupid idea for stupid people, but there are plenty of them, so it will probably be a roaring success.
121  General / The Forum / Re: Fireworks on the Suspension Bridge on: December 08, 2014, 11:26:53
Missed it and not bothered.

More concerned that I didn't drag myself out to see MOP last night.
122  General / The Forum / Re: snoop on the decks. on: December 04, 2014, 10:50:04
http://www.substance.tv/magazine/music/snoop-dogg-as-dj-snoopadelic/128/

Not sure he'll be playing this kind of set.

123  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: December 01, 2014, 12:29:32
Far Cry 4 Far Cry 3.5

You're not wrong there.

got if for 'free'

More of the same only with Honey Badgers and elephants girocopters and hindi

I just started it and it is much like FC3. But Blood Dragon was the true 3.5, so this is more like 3.5.1  Wink
124  General / The Forum / Re: Does Thompson falls, Montana exist? on: November 27, 2014, 12:34:33

I found this also, but had lost the will to post it  Bad Teeth
125  General / The Forum / Re: Does Thompson falls, Montana exist? on: November 27, 2014, 10:00:50
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictitious_entry
126  General / The Forum / Re: Does Thompson falls, Montana exist? on: November 27, 2014, 10:00:16
Is it one of those places inserted onto a map to snare those who copy maps and sell them as their own?
127  General / The Forum / Re: Citizen card in timbuk2 on: November 26, 2014, 13:21:51
Rings a bell. If the door staff know what it is, then I guess it should be fine. If that fails, take your mother with you.
128  General / The Forum / Re: Citizen card in timbuk2 on: November 26, 2014, 12:47:11
More to the point, what is a citizen card?
129  General / The Forum / Re: Christmas parties on: November 26, 2014, 12:45:42
this is the email my Wife received for her Work party, I should add that they have 1 hour for this:

"1 – Each person brings in a contribution to a shared meal. It would probably cost about £5 per person. There are microwaves in the kitchen, but this would basically be a cold buffet. Someone would need to co-ordinate who brings what.
2 – Order pizzas. Not sure where the nearest supplier is. Maybe we could ask for turkey and stuffing pizzas, alongside some vegetarian ones.
3 – We could book a table at the Wessex Flyer, a pub nearby. Recent reviews are not encouraging http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186220-d5431216-Reviews-Brewers_Fayre_Wessex_Flyer_Bristol-Bristol_England.html 
4 – We could book a table at Frankie & Benny’s. Menu attached. Two courses for £16.95, three courses for £19.95. Vegetarian main course is risotto, because rice (even Arborio rice) is cheap. Recent reviews are mixed http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186220-d731143-Reviews-Frankie_Benny_s_New_York_Italian_Restaurant_Bar_Bristol-Bristol_England.html
5 – We could book at table at Parkview’s canteen (it thinks it’s a restaurant, but it’s delusional).
Menu attached. You can have a main course for a fiver, two courses for £6.99 or three courses for £7.99. Other people from PSC will be there.
6 – Your suggestion."

My suggestion is that maybe they just don't bother


Everyone should bring Snickers salad and a bottle of gin each.
130  General / The Forum / Re: Calling all landlords/pub managers on: November 26, 2014, 09:52:14
PM Evs. You can hook him up directly to a barrel.
131  General / The Forum / Re: Stokes croft is the new Mainstream on: November 25, 2014, 10:32:56

i go out less than i used to nowadays


Welcome to your late 20s/early 30s  Wink
132  General / The Forum / Re: Boring thread alert! on: November 21, 2014, 16:33:09
arf arf
133  General / The Forum / Re: Boring thread alert! on: November 21, 2014, 11:00:41
For riding to work I use my Stan Smiths. They're from 1999 and the older version, but I swear by Stan's for general street wear. I've not had any luck recently getting a new velcro pair as the current run are lace up only. I've owned about 6 pairs in the last 15 years and I get good mileage out of them all, walking and cycling.

They're not skate shoes, but I think they'll last a fair while.
134  General / The Forum / Re: P..p..p..pick up a penguin on: November 20, 2014, 15:38:43
It is the inclusion of the term 'mate' I don't understand, as though it was supposedly copulation for reproductive reasons, not just straight up f-cking for the jollies.

135  General / The Forum / Re: Tune ID on: November 19, 2014, 16:20:39

Whoah oh a oh oh a oh oh oh oh ooohhh
Whoah ah ah oh ah oh ha



Can you feel the force?
136  General / The Forum / Re: Christmas parties on: November 18, 2014, 17:12:19
We're going to weston super mare pier.

FUCK

MY

LIFE

 Laughing
137  General / The Forum / Re: Christmas parties on: November 18, 2014, 13:41:26
I opt out of mine and meet them after the meal for drinks. I have no desire to pay for crappy food, but I won't be a total Grinch and avoid the socialising part.
138  General / The Forum / P..p..p..pick up a penguin on: November 18, 2014, 10:20:22
and r-a-p-e it.

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins

139  General / The Forum / Re: At a loss in life? Have a proverb to help you through on: November 14, 2014, 11:00:56
The best one:

Quote
1197.  One who quotes a proverb should explain it because proverbs are baffling [obscure].
140  General / The Forum / Re: At a loss in life? Have a proverb to help you through on: November 14, 2014, 11:00:00
Quote
1011. One can not eat crab in secret.

true dat  LIGHTAH!


What about:

Quote
1143.  Does one eat the shell of a crab in secret?
141  General / The Forum / Re: At a loss in life? Have a proverb to help you through on: November 14, 2014, 10:58:33
Quote
1122.  No matter how dark it is, a woman does not put on her husband's garment.

 I'M SO ANGRY!
142  General / The Forum / At a loss in life? Have a proverb to help you through on: November 13, 2014, 16:17:32
http://www.columbia.edu/itc/mealac/pritchett/00fwp/igbo/proverbs/141_146.html

There are quite a few yam based ones:

Quote
If one chases a goat out of the farm, it goes to the yam barn.

143  General / The Forum / Hunky. on: November 13, 2014, 10:39:19
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/cricket/david-syd-lawrence-exclusive-former-4611152
144  General / The Forum / Re: restaurants in clifton on: November 12, 2014, 16:28:57
Go to Racks, they do happy hour from 5 till 7 and one get one free burgers, its amazing! Its also right next to my house Grin

http://www.racks-bristol.co.uk/

Does the owner still wear shorts every day of the year?
145  General / The Forum / Elevator Sound - Music shop at the rear of Idle Hands on: November 12, 2014, 11:37:12
http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-exchange/elevator-sound-shop/

http://elevatorsound.com/

Get down there and buy some gear.
146  General / The Exchange / Re: Elevator Sound Shop on: November 12, 2014, 11:36:05
This should be in the main forum  Smiley
147  General / The Forum / Re: ugg 5815 classic tall on: November 11, 2014, 10:34:25
Someone notify Ewan Hoozami.
148  General / The Forum / Re: Obscure classic quotes from films EVERYONE has seen on: November 01, 2014, 18:22:00

No, Blade Runner.

as sampled by FSOL

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/ROREvp1PRpc" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/v/ROREvp1PRpc</a>

149  General / The Forum / Re: Obscure classic quotes from films EVERYONE has seen on: October 31, 2014, 09:58:37
"It's not my problem."
150  General / The Forum / Re: Three things you learned today on: October 30, 2014, 12:30:04
Congratulations to you and the lady.
At least cats look after themselves. You have to wait 13+ years for that with kids.  Bad Teeth

I've got another one due in Feb,
I was sold that they start look after each other.

eventually

My two nephews are getting there, but still too young to really cut the workload I think.
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