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101  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing art on North St... on: August 06, 2014, 11:21:56
Is it an Upfest piece?
102  General / The Forum / Re: Is this someone here on: July 31, 2014, 12:12:11
Also:

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Martin says he believes passionately in immigration control but feels he is being penalised by following the law.
 
"I absolutely agree we can't have open borders and I am passionate about that," he said.


I'm not sure what his problem is then; he doesn't think immigration should be easy, so surely he should applaud the Border Agency for making it hard for his wife to enter the country: "Well done them, they're doing a great job".

 Bad Teeth
103  General / The Forum / Re: Is this someone here on: July 31, 2014, 11:42:38
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Now the 60-year-old splits his time between Hungary, where Tetiana, 36, is currently having to live, and Whitchurch.


Good work.
104  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend I a tattoo artist/designer on: July 30, 2014, 13:24:43
I have no problem with Hoozami, but he made a prize idiot of himself in various threads on here. All our fault though, clearly.
105  General / The Forum / Re: Please help... on: July 30, 2014, 13:13:23
Another bump.
106  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend I a tattoo artist/designer on: July 30, 2014, 12:59:03
Bump. One of the best.
107  General / The Forum / Re: Happy "Bump Your Favourite Hijack Threads" Day! on: July 30, 2014, 12:36:48
Get back to work.  I'M SO ANGRY!

 Bad Teeth
108  General / The Forum / Re: First world problems on: July 30, 2014, 10:59:18
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28560042

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Stephen Scott tweeted: "Bad move. Poor taste."

Suzanne Carbone added: "Really? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles jump out of fiery NY tower in poster for film released Sep 11."

Ross O'Donovan said: "How did this slip by the marketing team?"

109  General / The Forum / Failed Kickstarter on: July 30, 2014, 10:13:20
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1667171623/magnetic-hats



3 backers  Cry

110  General / The Forum / Re: http://i.imgur.com/XZ47fXH.gif on: July 25, 2014, 13:25:30
Blocked though for me (at work). Onto the phone I go.
111  General / The Forum / New political move - vote for me because ... I'm a sap? on: July 25, 2014, 13:24:50
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28459474

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"I am not going to be able to compete with that and I don't intend to. I want to offer something different.

"I am not from central casting. You can find people who are more square-jawed, more chiselled. Look less like Wallace.

"You could probably even find people who look better eating a bacon sandwich.

"If you want the politician from central casting, it's just not me, it's the other guy."

Err, ok. I wouldn't vote for Labour because they allowed the chinless wonder to be the leader; if that isn't a damning indictment on the party, I don't know what is. His brother was clearly the better choice, but for some reason didn't get the job.

I wouldn't vote for any of the others either, just to be clear.
112  General / The Forum / Statue thing on: July 25, 2014, 11:45:52
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-28462553

I recall seeing a similar looking statue on the odd little old building opposite St Mary Redcliffe church. I tried to take a picture, but was too far away for it to be visible.

https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=st+mary+redcliffe&ll=51.448792,-2.588761&spn=0.000027,0.013797&safe=active&hq=st+mary+redcliffe&t=m&z=16&layer=c&cbll=51.448904,-2.588416&panoid=j-wws8XqAfhsika42kDilg&cbp=12,22.28,,0,-3.18

113  General / The Forum / Re: First world problems on: July 25, 2014, 11:12:15
Mate on FB.

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"Argh why oh why did I think changing my kitchen spray was a good idea....... Sometimes change is not good. I for some reason picked up Dettol 'APPLE' scented anti bac spray......Now I know my kitchen is clean - but it stinks of waking up in tent after propping up the Brothers Bar at Glastonbury - my head cannot cope."

FWP

It is a travesty. He needs to throw it away and get back to lemon scent. Everyone knows lemon cleans better than apple.
114  General / The Forum / First world problems on: July 25, 2014, 09:44:28
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28471433

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"I cannot begin to tell you how devastated and disgusted I am," wrote Chloe Marie Smith-Moring on the company's Facebook page.

"Thank you for ruining my husband's birthday and making a pregnant woman cry."

The reason why:

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Secret Cinema, has cancelled the opening night of a special screening in east London of film Back To The Future.
115  General / The Forum / Re: Japanese Dancehall on: July 25, 2014, 09:40:16
I can't believe you have only just found out about this! They do it better than the Jamaicans. I think there is a thread on here with comments from Mr Rice about it, but I recall seeing years ago, before the internet, but where I can't recall.
116  General / The Forum / The Speakmans on: July 18, 2014, 15:50:23
I haven't seen these guys but saw a brief advert for them the other day. Wiki currently says

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The couple regularly appear on ITV's This Morning hosting a segment about anxiety issues and phobias.
 
In early 2014, it was announced that the couple would host their own daytime television show called The Speakmans.[1][2] The show aired for 20 episodes, beginning on 14 July 2014.[3]
 
The Speakmans are regular columnists in 'Love It Magazine'. Although it really looks like Nik wears some form of comedy wig it's actually just very odd regular hair.

I can't see that lasting for long, so I've quoted for posterity.

This isn't the worst picture I found of them

117  General / The Forum / Re: Getting engaged - Now with added :D on: July 18, 2014, 12:06:18
 Cheesy
118  General / The Forum / Re: Djs wanted for Firebreak Sessions on: July 16, 2014, 13:20:02
I can't compete with Mishima's write up, but I play hip-hop, soul, funk, disco and a bit of house

http://www.mixcrate.com/richieroyale

and weird soundtracks too!
Can you bring less than 100 people?  Bad Teeth

Oh yeah, easily done.
119  General / The Forum / Re: Djs wanted for Firebreak Sessions on: July 16, 2014, 12:30:24
I can't compete with Mishima's write up, but I play hip-hop, soul, funk, disco and a bit of house

http://www.mixcrate.com/richieroyale

and weird soundtracks too!
120  General / The Forum / Re: They Work For You on: July 16, 2014, 10:11:11
The man has too much time on his hands.
121  General / The Forum / Re: They Work For You on: July 16, 2014, 09:03:52
Actually, my mistake, I was thinking of 'What do they know?'. The same statement applies though.

Here is an example of one man's mission

https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/user/stuart_hardwicke_carruthers

 
122  General / The Forum / Re: They Work For You on: July 15, 2014, 12:22:30
So my suspicions have been confirmed... My MP, Jeremy Hunt, is indeed a cunt.

Find me one who isn't.
123  General / The Forum / Re: They Work For You on: July 15, 2014, 12:22:11
I am familiar with it due to having to deal with serial litigants who abuse the website with pointless requests in their private battles with authority.
124  General / The Forum / Re: Can Hijack count to 10 with music videos? on: July 12, 2014, 18:00:10

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/aU4pyiB-kq0" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/v/aU4pyiB-kq0</a>


125  General / The Forum / Re: Day of the flying ants is upon us? on: July 11, 2014, 18:16:02
Saw loads today at Sainsbury's by The Black Castle.
126  General / The Forum / Re: Apple/Imac Repair in Bristol??? on: July 11, 2014, 16:09:24
It might be that the fan needs a clean out, but iMacs are not exactly easy to open up and you have to be careful about static discharge when vacuuming out the dust. It might be resolved by sticking the vacuum nozel up to the fan slots. 

https://discussions.apple.com/message/12769319

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+I suggest shutting down and vacuuming out the bottom grill work and small intake port under the stand on a regular bases. Dust build up will vary depending on the environment, if a small amount of dust is noticed after a couple of months then perhaps a quarterly vacuuming is in order.+

+My Intel iMac will be 5 years this next January and I have faithfully vacuumed out the air intakes every few months sense the day it was new. After 3 years of running, in Jan of 09 I opened her up to upgrade the Hard Drive and there was almost no dust build up on the fan blades or anywhere inside of the iMac.+

+Caution: do not disturb the dust with the iMac on (fans running) or blow with compressed air, that will do nothing except to blow what little dust is collected on the air intakes deeper into the iMac.+

Dennis

Tantra are only dubious as they are the kind to install bootleg software, but otherwise they may be fine for work. I'd do a bit of research on them to see wht the net says.

You could have a look at ifixit for your iMac model and see if you dare open up the machine yourself, but I suspect it is a horribly cramped space inside and has too many fiddly bits or requirements for special screwdrivers.

Flash will often make the fans rev up, because it is a horrendous piece of software and a CPU hog.

There are apps and widgets that can show internal temperatures if you think heat is the issue.
127  General / The Forum / Re: God on: July 11, 2014, 13:04:59
It's time to put the fairy stories to bed.

Indeed. Religion leads to war. Even those who are of the same religion wind up killing each other over spilts in interpretation.
128  General / The Forum / Re: Apple/Imac Repair in Bristol??? on: July 11, 2014, 13:03:14


What is the problem?
It's an overpriced fashion accesssory  Bad Teeth

 Tongue

Never. It is a computer with an OS that works and doesn't require constant maintenance.

Overpriced hardware though, which is why every Mac I have, has been bought several years after release, second hand. I doubt a PC of the same vintage would be as expensive though, but then it would running Windows  Cry
129  General / The Forum / Re: Apple/Imac Repair in Bristol??? on: July 11, 2014, 12:51:28
Other than Western Computers by Temple Meads and an Apple shop, Tantra are the only other company I can think of. They have a dubious reputation, but probably will be able to fix your problem.

I've never had to get any of my Macs fixed though.

What is the problem?
130  General / The Forum / Re: God on: July 11, 2014, 12:48:25
Didn't he used to post here?

He did. I know his sister.
131  General / The Forum / Re: God on: July 11, 2014, 12:04:02
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/07/09/holy-eggplant-what-do-you-do-with-a-blessed-vegetable/

That proves he exists. Even if it doesn't spell god and it is unlikely if there was a god that he would choose an eggplant to pass on his message.

All depictions of god are strikingly similar to humans; angry, jealous, caring, vengeful. God(s) exist because humans think they are special, when in reality they're just another animal that has barely moved on in thousands of years. I think there must be something in the brain wiring that causes even very intelligent people to believe in a god, even when there is zero proof of existence. I suspect that it is the same thing that leads to other superstitions.

http://psychclassics.yorku.ca/Skinner/Pigeon/ what causes the pigeon's belief is probably the same that started off human's belief in a power. For instance: no rain for months; do a dance, kill an animal and it rains. Superstition tells them it was the dance and the slaughter that caused it to rain, not the change of season or wind etc, so they do it again in the next drought and so on.
132  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone got a Wii and or Wii fit they don't want? on: July 10, 2014, 10:03:16
Wiis are about 30 in Crack Converters. Don't know about Wii Fit though.
133  General / The Forum / Re: Where did people end up after carnival? on: July 07, 2014, 15:57:33
I've never seen any agro either, but I don't tend to stay too late. I expect most of the trouble is later in the day, much like going to town at night: pissed up twats who think they are something special looking for a fight.
134  General / The Forum / Re: Where did people end up after carnival? on: July 07, 2014, 10:40:08
Home.

I left about 5pm though.
135  General / The Forum / Re: I'm back :) With a baby in tow! on: July 07, 2014, 10:37:37
Congratulations dude.
136  General / The Forum / Re: Simple Pleasures on: July 03, 2014, 11:16:42
Murdering prostitutes.
137  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack Celebrity Pedo Poll 2013 on: June 30, 2014, 17:48:55
Can you tell what it is yet.. yes its Prison Rolf.,





Rape-a-roo.


I cant release my mash up "Tie my two little boys down" now.. Sad

Jake the Peg is more appropriate anyway.

"I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um"

138  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack Celebrity Pedo Poll 2013 on: June 30, 2014, 16:13:59
Can you tell what it is yet.. yes its Prison Rolf.,





Rape-a-roo.
139  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 27, 2014, 18:37:37




Penny for the Guy.
140  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 27, 2014, 17:14:38
Any minute now..........




edit - WTF is going in with the girl in the checked shirt bottom right?? Shapeshifting lizard crew!

De-cloaking Predator.
141  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 27, 2014, 11:23:59


Babesiosis:  Sexually transmitted disease.

Tranmitting teh sexays.

Apropos of nothing - my school was called Sexey's  Smiley

Which is why you use the term 'apropos of nothing'  Wink
142  General / The Forum / Re: Speeder bikes coming soon on: June 25, 2014, 08:44:30
It's a brave new world.  Cool
143  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 24, 2014, 11:57:44
One day all that dancing and trudging around will open up a sink hole below and suck in the festival. Much like an arsehole imploding on itself.  Bad Teeth
144  General / The Forum / Speeder bikes coming soon on: June 24, 2014, 09:16:30
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140623-the-real-life-hoverbike
145  General / The Forum / Re: SUMMER SOLSTICE - FREE MEGA RAVE - SAT JUNE 21ST - MOTION. BRISTOL on: June 20, 2014, 10:16:51


What exactly was the point of this picture? After spending their morning making sure everyone was safe after an electrical fire they come back and find some wanker has slung a poster on the car. Or were you to chicken shit to have left it there so just ducked in the for the photo then fucked off in case they caught you and told your mother what you were doing thus risking your summer internship with Deloitte's which your father - whom you so desperately seek approval from - got for you and thus fulfilled his obligation to show the slightest interest in your life, other than of course when he goes to Pret at lunchtime and remembers back to that first holiday when you went on the ferry and he tried to make lunch but you wouldn't eat it because he didn't peel the cucumber or cut the cheese to thick or some equally trivial reason that to a spoilt 7 year old was reason enough to harbour a grudge for 15 years and build a wall so thick no amount of garbage could get through it. That's why you need to do all this. That's why you need to be as big, as loud, as brash as you can. Not for your own benefit. But just to make the your father hear you through that wall YOU built. Well guess what. He CAN hear you. He's been listening all this time. And it wasn't that he ignored you. It's that despite your feeling of being let down and misunderstood and marginalised, putting all that to one side, you know what it is? Oh now you want to know??

It's because you weren't saying anything. And no amount of FREE MEGA RAVES or 'real vibes will ever make up for that.

edit: Humour me, you still eat sandwiches with the cucumber on don't you? And you don't know why? am I right?

Wow you are like totally the next Frankie Boyle  Roll Eyes

Frankie Boyle isn't funny though.
146  General / The Forum / Re: New Members: All about you - post here! on: June 20, 2014, 09:08:43
Welcome to the forum. If you like Acid House, Placid is the man around Bristol

http://www.residentadvisor.net/dj/placid

For UK Garage, Ben Daley is Bristol biggest fan I think

www.mixcloud.com/tag/ben-daley/
147  General / The Forum / Re: The Hijack Dream Log on: June 18, 2014, 09:05:30
I dreamt I was going into Love Save the Day with two other mates and a German security guard wanted a 6 deposit to ensure we each had enough money to spend in there. You could put this 6 on a credit card but it incurred a 1.50 fee. We talked about how it was nonsense then he let some other group of people in, one of whom had a glass vase.

We fucked it off then went to a beach hut by a park and flew kites with notes slagging off Love Saves The Day.

Much like yor real life then.
148  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: June 17, 2014, 09:18:28

Tomb Raider was a very satisfying game.
Very pretty.


The colour pallete was all a bit muted though; a bit too much wood and rock. Whilst Uncharted clearly has its roots in the original Tomb Raider series, it is now a hard act to follow, graphically; plus the characters are more memorable in that series. Compared to the original TR game though, the reboot is far, far better. At least she runs forwards in a straight line these days.
149  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: June 17, 2014, 08:41:19
The first one is very good, nice, slowly unravelling story, proper shit yourself stuff every so often, nice puzzles. The latter two look nice, but aren't much to write home about, just mostly run and gun.

The PC controls are GASH, horribly unresponsive.

Ruined it for me

That is what consoles are for  Bad Teeth  Wink

I have just finished playing the rebooted Tomb Raider. It is alright, paced well, not entirely shooting based, but it isn't incredible by a long shot. A handful of puzzles, but they're not too puzzling.
150  General / The Forum / Re: POLL: Who the hell washes raw chicken?! on: June 17, 2014, 08:38:48
Do you wash your hands after you've touched your meat?
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