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101  General / The Forum / Re: Speeder bikes coming soon on: June 25, 2014, 08:44:30
It's a brave new world.  Cool
102  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury Schadenfreude Thread 2014 on: June 24, 2014, 11:57:44
One day all that dancing and trudging around will open up a sink hole below and suck in the festival. Much like an arsehole imploding on itself.  Bad Teeth
103  General / The Forum / Speeder bikes coming soon on: June 24, 2014, 09:16:30
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140623-the-real-life-hoverbike
104  General / The Forum / Re: SUMMER SOLSTICE - FREE MEGA RAVE - SAT JUNE 21ST - MOTION. BRISTOL on: June 20, 2014, 10:16:51


What exactly was the point of this picture? After spending their morning making sure everyone was safe after an electrical fire they come back and find some wanker has slung a poster on the car. Or were you to chicken shit to have left it there so just ducked in the for the photo then fucked off in case they caught you and told your mother what you were doing thus risking your summer internship with Deloitte's which your father - whom you so desperately seek approval from - got for you and thus fulfilled his obligation to show the slightest interest in your life, other than of course when he goes to Pret at lunchtime and remembers back to that first holiday when you went on the ferry and he tried to make lunch but you wouldn't eat it because he didn't peel the cucumber or cut the cheese to thick or some equally trivial reason that to a spoilt 7 year old was reason enough to harbour a grudge for 15 years and build a wall so thick no amount of garbage could get through it. That's why you need to do all this. That's why you need to be as big, as loud, as brash as you can. Not for your own benefit. But just to make the your father hear you through that wall YOU built. Well guess what. He CAN hear you. He's been listening all this time. And it wasn't that he ignored you. It's that despite your feeling of being let down and misunderstood and marginalised, putting all that to one side, you know what it is? Oh now you want to know??

It's because you weren't saying anything. And no amount of FREE MEGA RAVES or 'real vibes will ever make up for that.

edit: Humour me, you still eat sandwiches with the cucumber on don't you? And you don't know why? am I right?

Wow you are like totally the next Frankie Boyle  Roll Eyes

Frankie Boyle isn't funny though.
105  General / The Forum / Re: New Members: All about you - post here! on: June 20, 2014, 09:08:43
Welcome to the forum. If you like Acid House, Placid is the man around Bristol

http://www.residentadvisor.net/dj/placid

For UK Garage, Ben Daley is Bristol biggest fan I think

www.mixcloud.com/tag/ben-daley/
106  General / The Forum / Re: The Hijack Dream Log on: June 18, 2014, 09:05:30
I dreamt I was going into Love Save the Day with two other mates and a German security guard wanted a 6 deposit to ensure we each had enough money to spend in there. You could put this 6 on a credit card but it incurred a 1.50 fee. We talked about how it was nonsense then he let some other group of people in, one of whom had a glass vase.

We fucked it off then went to a beach hut by a park and flew kites with notes slagging off Love Saves The Day.

Much like yor real life then.
107  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: June 17, 2014, 09:18:28

Tomb Raider was a very satisfying game.
Very pretty.


The colour pallete was all a bit muted though; a bit too much wood and rock. Whilst Uncharted clearly has its roots in the original Tomb Raider series, it is now a hard act to follow, graphically; plus the characters are more memorable in that series. Compared to the original TR game though, the reboot is far, far better. At least she runs forwards in a straight line these days.
108  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: June 17, 2014, 08:41:19
The first one is very good, nice, slowly unravelling story, proper shit yourself stuff every so often, nice puzzles. The latter two look nice, but aren't much to write home about, just mostly run and gun.

The PC controls are GASH, horribly unresponsive.

Ruined it for me

That is what consoles are for  Bad Teeth  Wink

I have just finished playing the rebooted Tomb Raider. It is alright, paced well, not entirely shooting based, but it isn't incredible by a long shot. A handful of puzzles, but they're not too puzzling.
109  General / The Forum / Re: POLL: Who the hell washes raw chicken?! on: June 17, 2014, 08:38:48
Do you wash your hands after you've touched your meat?
110  General / The Forum / Re: A couple of deaths on: June 16, 2014, 16:23:07
Jimmy Scott was a guy whose voice never broke...i have an album he cut for Ray Charles...his condition has a name which i recall as being a bit unkind..at any rate he was a lovely singer


I honestly thought he was a woman when I first heard him.

Seems he had this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kallmann_syndrome

111  General / The Forum / Re: Lol at Spain thread on: June 16, 2014, 12:01:35
I've got Switzerland........fail.

I have Ecuador.  Cry
112  General / The Forum / A couple of deaths on: June 16, 2014, 12:00:40
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27856554

Jimmy Scott who had a haunting voice has gone. Most notable for his track on the Twin Peaks movie.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8g_xpqjHKU

and Casey Kasem:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27859559

Dj and most notably Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

113  General / The Forum / Re: Linear actuators and stone floor trap doors on: June 13, 2014, 13:11:39
Are you planning on doing a Fritzel?

Done a fritzel and they've grown up a bit now.

Moved on to Martyrs territory then. (Which is a shit film BTW, so dull)
Yeah Martyrs, starts out like a standard horror film but then has a women being very realistically beaten
repeatedly
for a bit too much screen time.

Then the money shot at the end.

I wasn't bored by the film (the two actresses start out quite hot) but the beating made me reach for the off button.



The beating part was long and boring and the skin removal not graphic in anyway. Hellraiser is more visceral than that and has parallels in the concept.
114  General / The Forum / Re: Linear actuators and stone floor trap doors on: June 13, 2014, 11:05:29
Are you planning on doing a Fritzel?

Done a fritzel and they've grown up a bit now.

Moved on to Martyrs territory then. (Which is a shit film BTW, so dull)
115  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: June 13, 2014, 09:06:16
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-27827545

Quote
Xbox One owners are complaining that a new TV advert is switching their consoles on without their permission.

The ad - featuring Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul - has the actor say "Xbox On" near its start.

The instruction appears to trigger the machine's Kinect voice/motion sensor, activating the console.

The advert is lame anyway and I'm still not sure why anyone would want an XBlox  Bad Teeth
116  General / The Forum / Re: Passport wankers on: June 13, 2014, 08:49:08
I lost my wallet a while ago. When I went to the bank to get some money over the counter at the bank I used a passport that had expired a few months before. Initially the bank clerk said she couldn't take it as it had expired. I was like 'well i'm not going anywhere' and she was like 'fair enough' or something and then gave me my money.

No real point to that story.

I was in Sainsburys on Cheltenham Road t'other day and the self checkout robot fucked up. I had to do the old-fashioned signature instead of PIN. I told the lady I couldn't remember my signature and then signed. She turned over my card and it was completely different. Not even similar. I laughed and said 'it's completely different'. She laughed and said 'don't worry'. I left with my shopping.

No real point to that story either.

Can we make this a new thread - pointless anecdotes.
117  General / The Forum / Re: Passport wankers on: June 12, 2014, 09:20:34
Twunts.
118  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: June 11, 2014, 15:38:39
Star wars battle front. :OMGspurt:


I'm looking forward to this.

I still haven't bothered with GTA V yet, so may wait until it is released on the PS4 before buying it and a PS4. 
119  General / The Forum / Rugs on: June 10, 2014, 14:12:16
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-27777201

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Heroin with a street value of about 5m was found woven into handmade rugs from Pakistan which had arrived at Manchester Airport.
120  General / The Forum / Re: RIP Rik Mayall on: June 10, 2014, 11:21:29
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMLfYuew5B4
121  General / The Forum / Re: RIP Rick Mayall on: June 09, 2014, 20:14:05
 Sad very sad news.
122  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: June 06, 2014, 11:41:01
Quite surprised you are all allowing yourselves to be trolled by wold

Trolled by Wold
WOLD!
Always believe you've been trolled
You've got the power to know
He's indestructible
Always believe in, that you are
WOLD.

indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible, indestructible...

I just want to go to Swindon!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1J0bi6D4e4   
123  General / The Forum / Re: Magnets in Bristol anyone? on: June 04, 2014, 12:37:22
Possibly The Guild or some other traditional toy shop. Anywhere that sells souvenirs ie fridge magnets. 
124  General / The Forum / Re: 24hrs without a single post....... on: June 02, 2014, 16:04:29
Look at Mochizuki's two recent posts though, one has about 60 views, the other concerning fund raising has about 900. Must be the wording resulting in spambots looking for hot topic buzz words adding to the views.
125  General / The Forum / Re: Eating out in Bath on: May 30, 2014, 16:43:31
Bamboo Sushi on St James's Parade? 

A sushi place sounds like a vegan's nightmare.
126  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: May 30, 2014, 15:44:21
The new Zammo. Expect posts about nights with pre-op trannies soon.
127  General / The Forum / Re: Spurious correlations on: May 28, 2014, 14:05:14
It is clear that cheese and sleep are not good bedfellows.
128  General / The Forum / Spurious correlations on: May 28, 2014, 13:25:08
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27537142
129  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: May 28, 2014, 11:01:38
I think it was motion security (enough said)

 Cry

I don't think there is an emoticon that truly captures the horror of that.
130  General / The Forum / Re: This is a good quiz/web app to see which parties align to your views. on: May 22, 2014, 15:08:26

Everybody.
131  General / The Forum / Re: This is a good quiz/web app to see which parties align to your views. on: May 22, 2014, 12:47:06
UKIP. 75%

LOL You're a fascist!  Tomato Bad Teeth

I'm prejudiced against ALL races.
132  General / The Forum / Re: Squash Appreciation Thread on: May 22, 2014, 10:18:49
I grew up on Vimto and have purchased a bottle recently. But I generally drink water.
133  General / The Forum / Re: This is a good quiz/web app to see which parties align to your views. on: May 21, 2014, 15:37:03
UKIP. 75%
Lib Dem. 69%
Con. 67%
Lab. 63%
Plaid. 60%
SN. 60%

Excellent. No reason to vote for any of them then as I don't favour any of them in a statistically significant way.
134  General / The Forum / UKIP supporters or just rubbish? on: May 20, 2014, 11:14:48

135  General / The Forum / Re: "I particularly liked the fact that... on: May 20, 2014, 11:14:14
Do people actually go in that place? I thought they just opened and closed and that was it.

A work colleague does, so I looked it up.
136  General / The Forum / Re: "I particularly liked the fact that... on: May 19, 2014, 17:19:31
Bah.

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:00bMY69bnOQJ:www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/23/23780/Russell_Arms/Lawrence_Hill+&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

How about that?

They have a meat raffle too.
137  General / The Forum / "I particularly liked the fact that... on: May 19, 2014, 14:09:18
... one of the tanks on the engine was painted to look like a can of Natch"

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:00bMY69bnOQJ:www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/23/23780/Russell_Arms/Lawrence_Hill+&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

No pictures though.
138  General / The Forum / Re: Trap Music on: May 14, 2014, 12:22:59
I've heard a small amount of trap and it was principally bleeps and not for me.
139  General / The Forum / Re: RIP H.R. Giger on: May 13, 2014, 12:15:09
I love his style and obviously Alien is a classic piece of work. He had an obsession with coitus though.  Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_Salad_Surgery This is worth owning for the cover alone (vinyl that is, with the split cover).

http://www.discogs.com/Emerson-Lake-Palmer-Brain-Salad-Surgery/release/1080334
140  General / The Forum / Re: You'll get lost in this. on: May 09, 2014, 19:20:26
18 has a pumpkin.
141  General / The Forum / Re: You'll get lost in this. on: May 09, 2014, 19:18:28
I like it. Variation 6, 14 and 15 are my faves so far.
142  General / The Forum / Re: Buying vinyl in Bristol on: May 08, 2014, 15:44:43


Stuart Hall DJing in Court.

He's dropping the joker....

Sparks - 'I like girls' b2b The Commodores - 'Young girls are my weakness'
143  General / The Forum / Re: Buying vinyl in Bristol on: May 07, 2014, 12:07:54


Stuart Hall DJing in Court.
144  General / The Forum / If you're going to get busted... on: May 01, 2014, 16:18:15
might as well throw a punch and deck the qunt, rather than throwing just an egg.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27242557
145  General / The Forum / Re: Vocalist on The PL on: April 30, 2014, 09:14:15
This is him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Anderson

146  General / The Forum / Re: Vocalist on The PL on: April 30, 2014, 09:06:34
JB/JB Love

http://www.discogs.com/Type-JB-The-PL/release/1839223

He is a good kid (now man) who had a pretty good knowledge of early 90s hip hop when I met him about 6/7 years ago.
147  General / The Forum / Re: RIP DJ E Z Rock on: April 28, 2014, 15:39:17
Didn't realise Teddy Riley produced 'It takes two'.
148  General / The Forum / Re: dating question... on: April 28, 2014, 09:56:59
Get one of them to fill out a love declaration form

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/03/10/government-form-allows-japanese-romantics-to-officially-declare-their-love/
149  General / The Forum / Re: Buying vinyl in Bristol on: April 25, 2014, 14:58:57
 Two Thumbs

150  General / The Forum / Re: WANTED: small generator on: April 25, 2014, 14:02:55
That's where i get all my cordless drills from. Where else would you find them?

In squats.

?

If you wait long enough, one will exit his bottom.
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