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1  General / The Forum / Re: Love Letters to Richard Dawkins (NSFW) on: January 26, 2015, 17:02:29


Aint religious folk kind? Such lovely sentiments.
2  General / The Forum / Re: skin care on: January 22, 2015, 11:29:03
The question is though...will it vape?

The bot or the products?
3  General / The Forum / Re: Wold Hall on: January 21, 2015, 13:14:02
 Slayer
4  General / The Forum / Re: skin care on: January 19, 2015, 20:46:24

They contain rare herbs and plants that are hand picked in the rainforests of Central America.

http://www.ehow.com/info_8430969_poisonous-plants-rain-forest.html
5  General / The Forum / Re: Stop The Cyborgs. on: January 16, 2015, 10:45:24
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-30831128

Seems to have failed and been discontinued already.

Quote
Google is ending sales of its Google Glass eyewear.

The company insists it is still committed to launching the smart glasses as a consumer product, but will stop producing Glass in its present form.

Instead it will focus on "future versions of Glass" with work carried out by a different division to before.

The Explorer programme, which gave software developers the chance to buy Glass for $1,500 (£990) will close.

The programme was launched in the United States in 2013. It was then opened up to anyone and was launched in the UK last summer.

It had been expected that it would be followed reasonably quickly by a full consumer launch.

From next week, the search firm will stop taking orders for the product but it says it will continue to support companies that are using Glass.
6  General / The Forum / Re: Pagan Ceremonies / Practitioners local? on: January 14, 2015, 16:10:51
It's all made up, so just make up your own ceremony. Dunk the baby in cider whilst wearing black face and dancing around with bells on.

can you bring less that 100 people?

100 people or less are welcome.
7  General / The Forum / Re: Pagan Ceremonies / Practitioners local? on: January 13, 2015, 16:55:22
It's all made up, so just make up your own ceremony. Dunk the baby in cider whilst wearing black face and dancing around with bells on.
8  General / The Forum / Re: Fried chicken on: January 13, 2015, 16:52:58
It might take a few goes to get the spicing right. I always feel like I'm putting sh-t loads in, but it should take a fair amount. I often do pan fried chicken breast with the same spice ingredients (spices that is) and you only need a dash of each that way. I would say go heaviest with the pepper and paprika and lightest with the salt. The others are for taste and kick, so go as heavy as you want. Garlic powder is fairly potent, so you don't need much and ginger isn't everyone's bag.
9  General / The Forum / Re: Fried chicken on: January 13, 2015, 16:43:11
I forgot to mention chilli powder in the spices. Two Thumbs
10  General / The Forum / Re: Fried chicken on: January 13, 2015, 12:39:47
I make mine with flour, egg and spiced bread crumbs.

I make the breadcrumbs with a coarse cheese grater and add paprika, garlic powder, salt, pepper and ginger powder. Some recipes say add celery powder too, but you can stick whatever spices you like in it, but make sure you go heavy handed with them as they tend to disappear in potentcy with the bread crumbs.

Some say to soak the chicken over night in buttermilk, but I've not tried that still.

Roll chicken in the flour, then the beaten egg, then the bread crumbs. I do mine in the oven these days, so put a small amount of oil (I use olive oil) into a baking tray, lay the chicken pieces on it, cook at 180, turning once after about 15 minutes and wait until they are golden brown. I use breast only, so if you are using leg/wings, you may need to cook a little longer.

I sometimes add a dash of worcester sauce to the egg, or even a bit of chilli sauce for an extra kick.
11  General / The Forum / Re: Don't joke about hitting cyclists in Bristol on: January 13, 2015, 10:14:08

Opt for the induced coma.
12  General / The Forum / Re: Don't joke about hitting cyclists in Bristol on: January 12, 2015, 10:21:15
ban 1984  Angry

Ban him from life.
13  General / The Forum / Re: Don't joke about hitting cyclists in Bristol on: January 08, 2015, 15:11:00
He should be sacked for being late to work  Bad Teeth
14  General / The Forum / Re: Tesco to close 43 stores despite better Christmas sales on: January 08, 2015, 10:17:04
Say yes to Tesco.
15  General / The Forum / Re: Catholic Church come up with lamest idea ever on: December 29, 2014, 18:34:46

I'm not sure how stupid this is actually. Of course, it would have no impact here at all as no one would give a shit but Mexico is a very religious country as a very superstitious one. You can always repent your crimes in catholicism and still get to heaven but if you get excommunicated, there is no escape from hell. Being a criminal does not make you any less religious, as with the Italian Mafia.  If I was a Mexican drug dealer, I wouldn't give a shit but I'm not and the people that are are more than likely very religious and might just pay attention.

Not stopped them murdering a couple of priests recently

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-30609404



16  General / The Forum / Fanny Pinchers on: December 29, 2014, 16:14:07
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004K75EPA/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1/192-3637518-5879422?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_r=01XG061VQQ9APJJD45F5&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_p=1944687702&pf_rd_i=B000BNENMM

I did lol
17  General / The Forum / Re: The New Year's Eve thread on: December 29, 2014, 12:58:57
DJing a friend's party; should be alright.  Smiley
18  General / The Forum / Re: Top 5 Christmas Films! on: December 25, 2014, 23:45:31
Edward Scissorhands. 😊
19  General / The Forum / Re: tune id on: December 24, 2014, 20:09:25
Had a listen but I don't recognise it, sorry.

Merry Xmas!  Smiley
20  General / The Forum / Re: tune id on: December 23, 2014, 15:04:01
PS still not an ultimate warrior  Cry

C'mon dude, even I'm an Ultimate Warrior, and I bet you've never see my username before  Tomato Bad Teeth

5 years between posts; good work. I note your penultimate post was about your status.  Smiley
21  General / The Forum / Re: tune id on: December 22, 2014, 10:56:08
 Two Thumbs I'll have a listen later.
22  General / The Forum / Re: tune id on: December 21, 2014, 18:27:04
I hear no synth at 1:13:53, just a piano which is at a low sample rate and then just past 1:15 there is a completely different sound, so I have no idea which sound it is you are referring to and I don't know what tune it might be from.
23  General / The Forum / Re: The interview on: December 18, 2014, 11:59:29
 Laugh
24  General / The Forum / Re: The interview on: December 18, 2014, 10:34:10
Seth Rogan isn't funny though, so this decision pleases me.
25  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: December 16, 2014, 15:53:03
Instructive:

Mark Hiscock
26  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: December 16, 2014, 13:54:47
Mr Delorean Mandelkorn Pimp

From the future.
27  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: December 12, 2014, 15:13:20
https://www.coldwellbanker.com/agents/Gail-Ord-06820

 Grin
28  General / The Forum / Re: Question about vodka sodas on: December 12, 2014, 11:15:20

http://www.myhealthblog.org/2008/10/26/beer-hops-and-estrogen-feminizing-mankind-instead-of-making-them-macho/  Wink
29  General / The Forum / Re: classic flash games from yesteryear on: December 11, 2014, 10:38:21
The link name appears to be a user here offering crushing machines in Ghana.

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/profile/?u=38049
30  General / The Forum / Re: monthly sock club on: December 11, 2014, 10:37:30
I am the only person who has voted in the poll. 2 is clearly the best anwer.  Bad Teeth
31  General / The Forum / Re: monthly sock club on: December 08, 2014, 15:33:51
Somebody bought me 6 month subscription couple Christmas ago. I liked it!

Are you a frequent loser of socks? This seems to be one of their main pitches.

And  Bad Teeth to my stupid people comment, I'm not really as cold a b'stard as I seem.  Smiley
32  General / The Forum / Re: monthly sock club on: December 08, 2014, 13:04:09
Isn't spam supposed to link to the site it is spamming for?

Anyway; I actually came across a sock club website the other day. Seems like a stupid idea for stupid people, but there are plenty of them, so it will probably be a roaring success.
33  General / The Forum / Re: Fireworks on the Suspension Bridge on: December 08, 2014, 11:26:53
Missed it and not bothered.

More concerned that I didn't drag myself out to see MOP last night.
34  General / The Forum / Re: snoop on the decks. on: December 04, 2014, 10:50:04
http://www.substance.tv/magazine/music/snoop-dogg-as-dj-snoopadelic/128/

Not sure he'll be playing this kind of set.

35  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: December 01, 2014, 12:29:32
Far Cry 4 Far Cry 3.5

You're not wrong there.

got if for 'free'

More of the same only with Honey Badgers and elephants girocopters and hindi

I just started it and it is much like FC3. But Blood Dragon was the true 3.5, so this is more like 3.5.1  Wink
36  General / The Forum / Re: Does Thompson falls, Montana exist? on: November 27, 2014, 12:34:33

I found this also, but had lost the will to post it  Bad Teeth
37  General / The Forum / Re: Does Thompson falls, Montana exist? on: November 27, 2014, 10:00:50
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictitious_entry
38  General / The Forum / Re: Does Thompson falls, Montana exist? on: November 27, 2014, 10:00:16
Is it one of those places inserted onto a map to snare those who copy maps and sell them as their own?
39  General / The Forum / Re: Citizen card in timbuk2 on: November 26, 2014, 13:21:51
Rings a bell. If the door staff know what it is, then I guess it should be fine. If that fails, take your mother with you.
40  General / The Forum / Re: Citizen card in timbuk2 on: November 26, 2014, 12:47:11
More to the point, what is a citizen card?
41  General / The Forum / Re: Christmas parties on: November 26, 2014, 12:45:42
this is the email my Wife received for her Work party, I should add that they have 1 hour for this:

"1 – Each person brings in a contribution to a shared meal. It would probably cost about £5 per person. There are microwaves in the kitchen, but this would basically be a cold buffet. Someone would need to co-ordinate who brings what.
2 – Order pizzas. Not sure where the nearest supplier is. Maybe we could ask for turkey and stuffing pizzas, alongside some vegetarian ones.
3 – We could book a table at the Wessex Flyer, a pub nearby. Recent reviews are not encouraging http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186220-d5431216-Reviews-Brewers_Fayre_Wessex_Flyer_Bristol-Bristol_England.html 
4 – We could book a table at Frankie & Benny’s. Menu attached. Two courses for £16.95, three courses for £19.95. Vegetarian main course is risotto, because rice (even Arborio rice) is cheap. Recent reviews are mixed http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186220-d731143-Reviews-Frankie_Benny_s_New_York_Italian_Restaurant_Bar_Bristol-Bristol_England.html
5 – We could book at table at Parkview’s canteen (it thinks it’s a restaurant, but it’s delusional).
Menu attached. You can have a main course for a fiver, two courses for £6.99 or three courses for £7.99. Other people from PSC will be there.
6 – Your suggestion."

My suggestion is that maybe they just don't bother


Everyone should bring Snickers salad and a bottle of gin each.
42  General / The Forum / Re: Calling all landlords/pub managers on: November 26, 2014, 09:52:14
PM Evs. You can hook him up directly to a barrel.
43  General / The Forum / Re: Stokes croft is the new Mainstream on: November 25, 2014, 10:32:56

i go out less than i used to nowadays


Welcome to your late 20s/early 30s  Wink
44  General / The Forum / Re: Boring thread alert! on: November 21, 2014, 16:33:09
arf arf
45  General / The Forum / Re: Boring thread alert! on: November 21, 2014, 11:00:41
For riding to work I use my Stan Smiths. They're from 1999 and the older version, but I swear by Stan's for general street wear. I've not had any luck recently getting a new velcro pair as the current run are lace up only. I've owned about 6 pairs in the last 15 years and I get good mileage out of them all, walking and cycling.

They're not skate shoes, but I think they'll last a fair while.
46  General / The Forum / Re: P..p..p..pick up a penguin on: November 20, 2014, 15:38:43
It is the inclusion of the term 'mate' I don't understand, as though it was supposedly copulation for reproductive reasons, not just straight up f-cking for the jollies.

47  General / The Forum / Re: Tune ID on: November 19, 2014, 16:20:39

Whoah oh a oh oh a oh oh oh oh ooohhh
Whoah ah ah oh ah oh ha



Can you feel the force?
48  General / The Forum / Re: Christmas parties on: November 18, 2014, 17:12:19
We're going to weston super mare pier.

FUCK

MY

LIFE

 Laughing
49  General / The Forum / Re: Christmas parties on: November 18, 2014, 13:41:26
I opt out of mine and meet them after the meal for drinks. I have no desire to pay for crappy food, but I won't be a total Grinch and avoid the socialising part.
50  General / The Forum / P..p..p..pick up a penguin on: November 18, 2014, 10:20:22
and r-a-p-e it.

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins

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