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1  General / The Forum / Re: So, turns out my girlfriend sees toast on: February 01, 2018, 18:42:51
I forgot about parody threads.
2  General / The Forum / Re: So, turns out my girlfriend sees ghosts on: February 01, 2018, 18:42:33
A thread with Jon Ethics in it!  Slayer
3  General / The Forum / Re: Work problem - where does I stand? on: January 31, 2018, 15:30:28
Forgot about El Noodle and all the paedo jibes  I am laughing, but I am also sad

How did all of that start again?

A good question. I can't recall.
4  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone else got a smartwatch? (NSFW) on: January 30, 2018, 22:17:34
 Tomato Slayer! Tomato Slayer!
5  General / The Forum / Re: Work problem - where does I stand? on: January 24, 2018, 12:39:41
You'd have to get up pretty early to kick me in the nuts Dan.

This was a genuine lol when I re-read this.  Laughing
6  General / The Forum / Re: Twin Peaks: The return on: January 22, 2018, 17:09:29
I should watch this. The second series all went a bit pear shaped, but I love the film.
7  General / The Forum / Good news for music venues on: January 19, 2018, 15:12:18
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42745611

Quote
Developers will now have to address noise issues if they opt to build homes near a long-established venue.
8  General / The Forum / Re: Mistabishi busted playing mixed cd's shocker!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! on: January 18, 2018, 14:28:23
Makes you wonder how he ever got where he did TBH

Wasn't he formerly a stockbroker or something like that. But how he got signed and maintained a career, I've no idea.
9  General / The Forum / Re: Mistabishi busted playing mixed cd's shocker!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! on: January 17, 2018, 15:06:57
Jesus, he's not mincing his words there is he?

He's clearly a total bellend (to put it mildly).
10  General / The Forum / Re: Milol on: January 16, 2018, 17:56:32
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NHS forced to offer cervical smear test to men
 
11  General / The Forum / Re: Mistabishi busted playing mixed cd's shocker!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! on: January 15, 2018, 17:26:45
his wiki was wonderfully vandalised the other day too

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mistabishi

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mistabishi&diff=820132043&oldid=820131184
12  General / The Forum / Re: Mistabishi busted playing mixed cd's shocker!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! on: January 15, 2018, 17:24:06
http://mixmag.net/read/drum-n-bass-producer-mistabishi-has-been-found-making-racist-comments-news

 I'M SO ANGRY!
13  General / The Forum / Re: Things I remember from back when Hijack was good... on: January 12, 2018, 12:11:46
Just popped by, think it's been about four years... so what's been going on?

 Smiley Welcome back.
14  General / The Forum / Re: Parasite live ... in Clevedon? on: January 12, 2018, 12:09:02
 Puke
15  General / The Forum / Re: Things I remember from back when Hijack was good... on: January 11, 2018, 11:25:09
I have just this second remembered Zammo

That guy must be writing meme comedy or something by now, he was a genius

He had a kid. 

No longer a genius?

Dunno.  Met him once. 

If anything he was aghast at my warped sense of humour.

 Undecided

Keyboard warrior, but real life normal person.
16  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: January 10, 2018, 17:47:31
I couldn't get into it either. Nothing bad about it, it just didn't catch my attention.
17  General / The Forum / Re: im stuck with my game? on: January 10, 2018, 17:46:19


Coding an FPS on a computer running Windows 95 in 2006.

Just awesome.

The mind boggles.
18  General / The Forum / Re: im stuck with my game? on: January 05, 2018, 13:07:59
 Tut Tut
19  General / The Forum / Re: Happy New Year! on: January 04, 2018, 11:46:58
Make Hijack Great Again

 Slayer
20  General / The Forum / Re: Happy New Year! on: January 03, 2018, 18:51:52
Let's try and keep this thread on the front page until next year.

HNY.

Try?

Oh look a 5th member!

We'll keep this on the front page as long as b*stards don't go and bump classic threads - I'm look at you Evs  Wink
21  General / The Forum / Happy New Year! on: January 02, 2018, 12:04:01
Best wishes to all four of you.
22  General / The Forum / Re: So virgin are apparently coming to install internet today between 8am and 1pm. on: December 22, 2017, 14:03:59
Was it Deli G?
23  General / The Forum / Re: Happy Christmas on: December 21, 2017, 12:02:09
Christmas isn't for another few days though isn't it?

No, it was yesterday and you've now missed it. Sorry.
24  General / The Forum / Re: Happy Christmas on: December 20, 2017, 13:31:18
More fun:

https://tfl.gov.uk/bus/stop/40004406044B/mongers-lane?lineId=470
25  General / The Forum / Re: Happy Christmas on: December 20, 2017, 12:53:24
Fun xmas places

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touchen_End

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitterhouse_Recreation_Ground

26  General / The Forum / Happy Christmas on: December 20, 2017, 11:24:54
To Evs, Hooner, Able, 1984 and Brown Shorts (and anyone else logged in, in the last 12 months)

and the spambots. Love

 Slayer

27  General / The Forum / Re: Reiki on: December 19, 2017, 13:20:51
LGBTQ Yoga, well I never.

Looks like the Canadians got there first http://www.bendersyoga.com/  Bad Teeth

What does the Q stand for, I can't keep up with all this diversity..

Queer.

or Questioning their sexuality. (apparently).
28  General / The Forum / Re: Prince - I wanna be your lover - Dimitri from Paris edit on: December 14, 2017, 21:27:54
I've had a listen. It would be pretty hard to re-create that (many of Dim's edits are fairly simple) as it has incredibly hard to source audio mixed with the original, which then has various delays added. Sound like it was the 12" version used for the re-edit too.

29  General / The Forum / Re: Prince - I wanna be your lover - Dimitri from Paris edit on: December 14, 2017, 18:04:56
I've had a further look into this and it seems the audio comes from a live rendition in Japan in the 90s. Not sure where that audio might come from originally.

Seems to be on this bootleg at a considerable price:

https://www.discogs.com/Dimitri-From-Stoke-On-Trent-The-Nice-One-Innit-Edits/release/2805821

30  General / The Forum / Re: Prince - I wanna be your lover - Dimitri from Paris edit on: December 14, 2017, 16:11:17
Ok, I'll have a listen (sorry for the delay) and see if it something that can be knocked up.
31  General / The Forum / Re: Prince - I wanna be your lover - Dimitri from Paris edit on: December 12, 2017, 19:18:11
No, but if it is just a re-edit and not a remix, it probably isn't that hard to re-do. Where have you heard it?
32  General / The Forum / Re: Reiki on: December 08, 2017, 13:20:02
Let us all wish PippinDrill all the very best for her LGBTQ Yoga class today.

Are heteros welcome?
33  General / The Forum / Re: Reiki on: December 07, 2017, 18:41:46
Woooooooooooooooooof.
34  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend I a tattoo artist/designer on: December 07, 2017, 18:39:29
 Cry
35  General / The Forum / Re: ELEKTRO BAOBAB - Afro bass music on: December 05, 2017, 19:05:38
This actually sounds interesting, but not sure what the 'best tour operator' thing is about.
36  General / The Forum / Re: Another student idiot! on: November 13, 2017, 18:02:34
Punksi strikes again

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/man-arrested-urinating-bristols-war-764138

37  General / The Forum / Re: LOLby city.. on: November 13, 2017, 14:28:32
Priti Patelol
Slayer
38  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: November 10, 2017, 12:26:15
Furqan Wasti   
39  General / The Forum / Re: Dont walk over 3 drains on: October 27, 2017, 14:35:43
What an illogical bunch of people used to post here.  Bad Teeth
40  General / The Forum / Re: Stokes croft is the new Mainstream on: October 23, 2017, 16:17:51
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink/shock-popular-bristol-restaurant-announces-635610
41  General / The Forum / Re: I am a prick on: October 23, 2017, 16:15:44
He does seem to be one though.
42  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: October 23, 2017, 16:13:55
Randy Cox

 Slayer
43  General / The Forum / Re: Classical Music on: October 19, 2017, 12:53:30
 Cheesy
44  General / The Forum / Re: Classical Music on: October 17, 2017, 18:01:18
These really are the most bizarre spam messages.
45  General / The Forum / Re: ! OMG The HIJACK Party : TONIGHT w/ Cycology & Totem @ TIMBUK2 ! only 5! on: October 14, 2017, 17:21:32
So how did it go? Cheesy

It was dead; literally empty.
46  General / The Forum / Re: What am I missing? on: October 10, 2017, 13:12:54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJpRyRCQJ0
47  General / The Forum / Re: Nobody posts here anymore on: October 10, 2017, 13:11:03
 Slayer
48  General / The Forum / Re: Photoshop Thread - Egypt Special!! on: September 28, 2017, 17:41:29
A zesty defence.
49  General / The Forum / Re: I'm calling it. 5th June 2017. The day Hijack died. on: September 28, 2017, 17:40:56
Dead horse floggers r us.
50  General / The Forum / Re: Watching things rot on: September 19, 2017, 14:17:51
That's really great film

What is it about, O Knowledgable Spam Bot?

That is a hard answer, even for a human who has watched it!
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