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1  General / The Forum / Re: Nobody posts here anymore on: August 11, 2017, 18:51:43
Evz! I'm pretty sure my lil thumbnail pic thing was a photocopy of my face we made when we worked cleaning the m.o.d all those years ago.
Also, I miss CHAOS PACKS
2  General / The Forum / Re: Nobody posts here anymore on: August 31, 2016, 17:55:10
Oh hie Evz!
3  General / The Forum / Re: A new tune from me and a couple of others on: April 23, 2012, 00:14:15
Matt im not sure how it works in the music biz but its been almost 48 hours. Why haven't we been on Top of the Pops yet  Huh
4  General / The Forum / Re: A new tune from me and a couple of others on: April 21, 2012, 01:20:40
 Cry
5  General / The Forum / Re: A new tune from me and a couple of others on: April 21, 2012, 01:06:26
I can fucking wail  Pimp
6  General / The Forum / Re: So I googled Robert Smith (The Cure)...NSFW on: April 16, 2012, 00:33:54
That zit on his/her/its tit is ripe to burst.
7  General / The Forum / Re: OCCUPY PORTLAND SQUARE. on: October 25, 2011, 20:02:53
Six people attending on there Facebook page   Laugh
8  General / The Forum / Re: Tom Hardy on: September 23, 2011, 20:32:21
Watching Warrior tomorrow

On our romantic man date.
9  General / The Forum / Re: One-Line Movie Review Club **May contain spoilers!** on: August 03, 2011, 09:08:31
Rambo

Nonsensical action film with a higher bodycount than wordcount

Only one person dies. Accidentally at that.
10  General / The Forum / Re: get me half a gramme of this..and make it snappy!! on: June 23, 2011, 12:23:30
http://morrisonworldnews.com/?p=51522
 
The worst is from 4.50 mins onwards  Puke
11  General / The Forum / Re: Describe your penis with a movie on: June 17, 2011, 19:11:43
The Punisher

Unleashed
12  General / The Forum / Re: Describe your penis with a movie on: June 17, 2011, 18:36:07
The foot first way

Tropic thunder

Run Lola run  Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

Get shorty
13  General / The Forum / Re: Is Violent Poetry better then pussy poems? on: March 04, 2011, 00:40:54
I guess you just picked a whole boookay of Oppsy Daisies

You just nicked that off of American dad didn't you?
14  General / The Forum / Re: Jackov's 30th mash up at the Golden Guinea NEXT SATURDAY (9th) on: October 04, 2010, 20:56:22
I may well pop down after the big Vandervliet clan get together. Jones and danny and such in attendance?
15  General / The Forum / Re: Any physicists want to do my home work for me? on: September 01, 2010, 23:02:50
surely a bullet point list:


whats that noise
getting louder


 Tut Tut could not happen.
16  General / The Forum / Re: Kids TV Nostalgia Thread on: August 26, 2010, 19:38:48
Anyone else remember this?





   Eek That used to scare the shit out of me as a kid!

Anyone remember Puddle Lane?

17  General / The Forum / Re: CHAIN SAW.........................................help on: August 04, 2010, 23:09:28
Ironically, i do not.
18  General / The Forum / Re: Let The Right One In - new swedish vampire flick... on: July 02, 2010, 11:00:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjavOLdPk1c

Looks ok to be fair.
19  General / The Forum / Re: Let The Right One In - new swedish vampire flick... on: July 02, 2010, 10:51:37
Anyone read Lindqvist's next novel 'Handling the Undead' ?

Very interesting take on the whole zombie mythos  Two Thumbs
20  General / The Forum / Re: whats your name? on: June 28, 2010, 23:01:18
Anton Otho Thomas van der Vliet .

Beat that  Tongue
21  General / The Forum / Re: whats your name? on: June 28, 2010, 18:56:39
Thunderbolt Facepunch  Pimp
22  General / The Forum / Re: shit zombie films on: June 26, 2010, 11:57:55
Fido

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/

zombie Big Yin action  Slayer

23  General / The Forum / Re: Face fail cat - distinct lack of lols on: June 11, 2010, 18:17:11
This makes me both happy and sad. Mostly sad.
24  General / The Forum / Re: Hate Lily Allen on: May 19, 2010, 00:32:04
I'd still do a sex on her though.
25  General / The Forum / Re: What are your top 5 films? on: January 20, 2010, 23:48:45
ohhh, today mine would be

1. Nikita
2. shadow of a doubt
3.silent running
4.Fitzcarraldo
5.Amelie or  Angel-a

but it could all be totaly different by this time tommorow.
26  General / The Forum / Re: DJ Steve Penk plays Van Halen's Jump as woman leaps from bridge on: January 18, 2010, 21:04:13
Lol, mental health problems. What a silly bitch for having them.
27  General / The Forum / Re: 2010 the year of the revolution on: January 02, 2010, 17:49:26
Meh, he doesn't really TELL you anything, other than the differentiation between the legally defined statuses 'human' and 'person'. The rest is just a 40-minute reiteration of the initial point without any practical application to back it up. There is no outline of the benefits to denouncing the status of legal 'person', or any real life examples of how this can or has been employed - save for the final 3 minutes where he tells you to destroy your birth certificate! A bit of a weak presentation IMO.

This.
28  General / The Forum / Re: Your guilty celebrity crush on: December 31, 2009, 19:41:27
My mate wants to smash Helen Mirren in

Indeed sir, i would wreck that chick.
29  General / The Forum / Re: What are you reading at the minute?!?! on: December 29, 2009, 15:28:18
'We' by Yevgeny Zamyatin. Its the book George Orwell ripped off when he wrote 1984.
30  General / The Forum / Re: Avatar on: December 18, 2009, 13:40:20
Watched it last night and even though the plot isnt the most original (think last samuri, dances with wolves ect) it pretty much shits over any other effects driven movie ever made!

I wouldnt say he's reinvented cinima like he claims, but i'd say it's the biggest effects event since the dinosaurs in jarasic park  Slayer
31  General / The Forum / Re: Who wants a new Job and earn a mint ? on: December 11, 2009, 18:14:34
I assure you that this was going to be something witty and scathing but i seem to have fucked it up!
32  General / The Forum / Re: Getting it on in other peoples houses on: December 11, 2009, 17:49:02
I once went at it in a two person tent in a back garden with a friend asleep next to us. For some reason she dosnt like it when i tell everyone that i was staring at her the whole time  Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

Evz's flat looks like a rape den.

 'Looks like' is used as a very loose term.
33  General / The Forum / Re: I saw Wold's bedroom today.... on: December 01, 2009, 22:36:16
34  General / The Forum / Re: M.I.A. on: November 27, 2009, 12:33:24
He's probably the Wold

There is no Wold...........
35  General / The Forum / Re: M.I.A. on: November 27, 2009, 12:04:32
He's to busy keeping it real with his three colour throw ups.
36  General / The Forum / Re: The Cleveland Show ~ Family Guy Spin Off on: November 26, 2009, 10:38:43
spin off shows are always 50% worse. fact.

Frasier?
37  General / The Forum / Re: Did he get what he deserved? on: November 19, 2009, 21:44:43
The bloke jumped out of a third story window so no wonder his face is fucked! Any proof that he took a kicking or is that all media shit stirring?
38  General / The Forum / Re: Films due out in autumn/winter that look gooooooood! Zombies, vampires and more! on: October 15, 2009, 17:30:27
I hear the Expendables trailer is now available and that it looks ridiculous!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZI7m0sq1fE

Yes. Yes it dose.  Slayer Slayer Slayer
39  General / The Forum / Re: Does anyone know anywhere in bristol where i can buy some jamaican ganja on: September 11, 2009, 14:56:20
Oooh, someone wants to be banned!

Definitely.

Posting pictures of Newton Fucknut is not acceptable in modern society.


 Tongue
40  General / The Forum / Re: Does anyone know anywhere in bristol where i can buy some jamaican ganja on: September 11, 2009, 13:55:55
who the fuck calls weed ganja?


41  General / The Forum / Re: Lost Wallet on: August 31, 2009, 19:43:54
Whats your pin number?
42  General / The Forum / Re: Henbury Bus services suspended - Driver has been shot with a bolt gun on: August 15, 2009, 14:27:09


 Eek
43  General / The Forum / Top 5 whole numbers under 5 on: July 22, 2009, 21:34:42
Paradoxicleside.
44  General / The Forum / Re: 2x Bloom festival tickets for sale on: July 22, 2009, 18:16:25
  bargain earlybird rate of 55 each.


 Laughing
45  General / The Forum / Re: Buying Diazepam Online on: July 09, 2009, 18:01:22
On a side note, I get my valium prescribed in boxes of 28!  Although it is for flying.  

How often do you fly?? I thought they just gave you a couple for flying.

Sadly, quite a lot.   Cry

She's a pilot  Eek
46  General / The Forum / Re: Is this the ghost of Michael Jackson? on: July 06, 2009, 16:32:57
I heard he and Jeremy Beadle live together underground in a nuclear fallout shelter.


Don't be silly. Jeremy beadle died ages ago Tut Tut
47  General / The Forum / Re: Is this the ghost of Michael Jackson? on: July 06, 2009, 15:20:26
He's not dead anyway.
He shares a pad with elvis and biggy smalls.
48  General / The Forum / Re: Is this the ghost of Michael Jackson? on: July 06, 2009, 13:16:51
How could you say that it was anything other than MJ with evidence like that.
49  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend me a Bed & Breakfast please on: July 02, 2009, 14:19:27
Evz will put them up. He dose a decent fry up and as long as they don't mind sharing his bed it'll cost them nothing bit there dignity.
50  General / The Forum / Re: B*nksy on: June 15, 2009, 13:11:06
I went yesterday and thought it was great!
If you go make sure you look through the whole place tho as there is a load of cool bits hidden around  Two Thumbs
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