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1  General / The Forum / Re: Missing person - Joanna Yeates on: December 29, 2010, 18:07:14

I have long learned not to feed this particularly nasty troll.

Do you actually believe the claptrap you post here? You just can't help yourself from responding to my posts, they give you a chance to showcase your caring sanctimonious side.

What does upset me is the amount of people commenting on news stories about this; saying it has to be her boyfriend or pointing the finger. The police have said he is not a suspect and they must have a reason for this. He must be going through agony anyway at the loss of his girlfriend but then having people chuck around accusations on the internet must be really rubbing salt in.

Do you know this guy?  You sound like you're speaking from experience.
2  General / The Forum / Re: Missing person - Joanna Yeates on: December 28, 2010, 23:13:35
Pizzas are on Ewan!   Laugh
3  General / The Forum / Re: Missing person - Joanna Yeates on: December 28, 2010, 23:06:55
I heard this story and was unable not to put myself in the shoes of her boyfriend

You've strangled your girlfriend then dumped her in a ditch?    Eek Eek Eek
4  General / The Forum / Re: Missing person - Joanna Yeates on: December 28, 2010, 23:04:38

image link fail - I only spotted it because I quoted you, grim mate.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Yeah right!
5  General / The Forum / Re: Missing person - Joanna Yeates on: December 28, 2010, 20:21:14
LOL at the people in this thread pretending that they actually give a shit about someone they have never met being murdered.  Laughing

I actually do give a shit when someone is murdered as i'm human, dickhead.

Very debatable, you're just displaying a trait which is desirable to fit in with your social group, in this case the dribbling drug monkeys of spaz-jack.  In reality you couldn't give less of a shit about this strangers death. 

Some interesting research on the very same subject;

http://www.bristol.ac.uk/cmpo/publications/papers/2010/wp250.pdf
6  General / The Forum / Re: Missing person - Joanna Yeates on: December 28, 2010, 19:45:35
LOL at the people in this thread pretending that they actually give a shit about someone they have never met being murdered.  Laughing
7  General / The Forum / Re: Room Wanted! on: November 20, 2010, 03:06:32
fella.

Cock.
8  General / The Forum / Re: I won't be around much... on: November 07, 2010, 22:27:21
Hope you have a shit time.   Two Thumbs
9  General / The Forum / Re: for the surfers out there - Andy Irons has died on: November 04, 2010, 10:24:47
LOL!   Laugh
10  General / The Forum / Re: Ethnic Cleansing in Stokes Croft? What Gives? on: November 03, 2010, 22:38:08
What's wrong with Tescos again?

Come on Bill, get with it, you have to say that you hate Tescos so you can fit in with all the student wankers, crusties and lefties.

I'm in favour of a Tescos in Stokes Croft, it will save me from having to buy out of date and overpriced rubbish from damp dark shops run by shady looking Asians and eastern Europeans.
11  General / The Forum / Re: Running man on Gloucester Road on: November 03, 2010, 22:30:14
I've seen him stop a few times recently, perhaps his knees are going.
 Cry
12  General / The Forum / Re: Will waving my engorged throbbing cock around in H&M ever be socially accepted? on: October 23, 2010, 11:50:09
The tank is dry.   Undecided
13  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend me a Smartphone on: October 23, 2010, 02:07:10
Have you heard of the iPhone?
14  General / The Forum / Will waving my engorged throbbing cock around in H&M ever be socially accepted? on: October 22, 2010, 20:51:53
 Huh
15  General / The Forum / Re: Raves for Old People on: October 21, 2010, 16:40:47
Are there any nights on anywhere which aren't full of kids? I quite often fancy a dirty night out but all too often when I have been out in recent years I just feel really old.

Back in my early 20's I used to enjoy going to Metric, Locus, Intrigue, Blowpop, maybe the odd Vag night or Fruity Antics and some other shit I can't remember, but I wouldn't have a clue where to hit these days - particularly if I want to avoid youngsters.

Is is actually possible? Or should I just stay at home with my bottle of Pinot Noir?  Bad Teeth Laugh

This begs the question as to why you are moderating a board such as this.

Time to hand over your stripes and fuck off to mumsnet where you belong.

You are a good 6 years older than Hooty, non?

I'm not the one whinging about feeling old in clubs.  Some people just don't age well.
16  General / The Forum / Re: 2 rooms in gorgeous house in centre 350/month - from 1st Nov. on: October 20, 2010, 23:28:05
Is it a creative house?
17  General / The Forum / Re: Happy Birthday Mr Whale... on: October 20, 2010, 23:23:46
Who says it isn't a manageable disease.  Two Thumbs
18  General / The Forum / Re: brighton on: October 20, 2010, 23:20:09
Hey folks, taking the missus to Brighton for a few days. Never been, any recommendations?

Thijack x

Take her up the shitter it will provide a more authentic experience for both of you. 
19  General / The Forum / Re: What landmarks do you most associate with Bristol? on: October 20, 2010, 23:17:52
My cock.

Next.
20  General / The Forum / Re: lost my passport - help?!??!?!?!? on: October 20, 2010, 23:17:11
Yeah borrow mine.

Fucking retard.

 Roll Eyes
21  General / The Forum / Re: Raves for Old People on: October 20, 2010, 23:14:28
Are there any nights on anywhere which aren't full of kids? I quite often fancy a dirty night out but all too often when I have been out in recent years I just feel really old.

Back in my early 20's I used to enjoy going to Metric, Locus, Intrigue, Blowpop, maybe the odd Vag night or Fruity Antics and some other shit I can't remember, but I wouldn't have a clue where to hit these days - particularly if I want to avoid youngsters.

Is is actually possible? Or should I just stay at home with my bottle of Pinot Noir?  Bad Teeth Laugh

This begs the question as to why you are moderating a board such as this.

Time to hand over your stripes and fuck off to mumsnet where you belong.
22  General / The Forum / Re: Glasto sells out in 4 hours on: October 03, 2010, 21:53:14
It only finished a few months ago and you sad cunts are already getting excited about the next one.  How empty your lives must be.

true, but its better than being than a total fag with no mates  Two Thumbs

Yeah, and you'd know all about that.
not really, but i know that anyone who decides to become an internet anti-hero, named after a heroin addict from a childrens tv programme, is devastatingly anti-social and a complete and utter bell-end. so yeah, i'll look forward to your review of glastonbury mate  Two Thumbs

Better to be an internet anti hero than a real life bell end.
23  General / The Forum / Re: Glasto sells out in 4 hours on: October 03, 2010, 21:06:15
It only finished a few months ago and you sad cunts are already getting excited about the next one.  How empty your lives must be.

true, but its better than being than a total fag with no mates  Two Thumbs

Yeah, and you'd know all about that.
24  General / The Forum / Re: Glasto sells out in 4 hours on: October 03, 2010, 20:53:29
It only finished a few months ago and you sad cunts are already getting excited about the next one.  How empty your lives must be.
25  General / The Forum / Re: HTC Desire on: October 02, 2010, 03:24:26
Only a complete moron would buy something named desire.
26  General / The Forum / Re: Big mix by Hoozami. Props! on: October 02, 2010, 01:36:27
Well at least one person was interested! 

Faggots.
27  General / The Forum / Re: Russel Brand is a royal shit stain on: October 02, 2010, 01:34:06
I really don't get where all the haters are coming from. The guy makes valid points, delivers them eloquently, has munted it up with the best of them and came out the other side.

He's still a cunt.  If you can't see that then you're of the same ilk.
28  General / The Forum / Re: Chattin up birds on: October 02, 2010, 01:30:44
Is this thread about sarging?
29  General / The Forum / Re: A new video from myself and Chris Lucas... on: August 02, 2010, 23:54:05
Absolutely fucking tragic.

Is your landlord aware of the state of that garden?

However it is comendable that you're employing turbo islanders as extras in your desperately low budget grot flicks.
30  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone in need of a ticket to the Burning man festival? on: July 31, 2010, 09:27:27
I'll give you three bottles of water, eight rolls of toilet paper and magic eye picture of Buddha giving Jesus a high five.

Throw in some free love and you're on.
31  General / The Forum / Anyone in need of a ticket to the Burning man festival? on: July 30, 2010, 18:28:35
Work commitments have left me unable to attend.  I paid 170 for it, willing to accept offers.

32  General / The Forum / Re: Cyclists on: July 30, 2010, 18:21:37
As a cyclist I believe it's my god given right to disobey the highway code.

And how are they going to fine me if they can't catch me.  

What a waste of time.
33  General / The Forum / Re: POLL: F*****g whores? on: July 28, 2010, 00:38:10
I'm debating whether to post in this thread.

Probably best not to after hearing the story about the post op transexual.
34  General / The Forum / Re: A new Dog Facial - dare you click? on: July 21, 2010, 18:46:17
Disappointing, I was all set for a massive wank.
35  General / The Forum / Just got back from Latitude festival on: July 19, 2010, 17:09:40
Great festival and I managed to fuck a couple of hot young chicks.

 Slayer Slayer Slayer
36  General / The Forum / Re: Mental Women on: July 13, 2010, 19:08:41
Be strong, dump the mental one, find a nice girl with whom you have lots in common, who maybe isn't as obviously hot but not mental, and see what happens, you'll soon find her even hotter than the latter as you realise you can have sex with her as often as you like for no emotional blackmail  Two Thumbs

Haha, too much Oprah.  You have no idea what makes a man tick.

37  General / The Forum / Re: Mental Women on: July 13, 2010, 00:42:40
Letting me fuck you

You have low self esteem.
38  General / The Forum / Re: Mental Women on: July 13, 2010, 00:40:42
http://mgtow.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general
39  General / The Forum / Any drifters here on: July 04, 2010, 09:11:03
Do you crave loneliness?

I get bored with people.
40  General / The Forum / Re: House for sale 'now with pics and price' on: June 26, 2010, 16:47:04
Any of the Hijack losers made you an offer yet?

41  General / The Forum / Re: Westerns on: June 26, 2010, 16:45:27
The outlaw Josie Wales.

The HBO series Deadwood is also very awesome.
42  General / The Forum / Re: shit zombie films on: June 26, 2010, 16:43:38
This thread is supposed to be about shit Zombie movies.
43  General / The Forum / Re: House for sale 'now with pics and price' on: June 26, 2010, 03:09:09
what's your pad like then zammo? i aint seen you on cribbs yet.

Which one do you want to know about?
44  General / The Forum / Re: shit zombie films on: June 26, 2010, 03:06:50
Watched "night of the creeps" yesterday, fucking terrible, but it does give a nod to plan 9 from outer space in one scene so it's almost forgivable.
45  General / The Forum / Re: Subletting? on: June 24, 2010, 21:33:26
Ah I mean subletting a room out as one of the "owning" parties wants to move out, can't sell up though as the value has dropped significantly  OMG Death Star!!!11

How many warnings did I make on this forum about the state of the economy and the coming house price crash.

Idiot.
46  General / The Forum / Re: House for sale 'now with pics and price' on: June 24, 2010, 19:59:52
Small garden, cramped rooms, outdated decor, hopeless location.

Looks like a proper shit hole.
47  General / The Forum / Re: Why aren't women funny? on: June 20, 2010, 13:15:38
I guess they're not funny because they don't have to be funny. Being funny to other people requires you suspend your own desires to make other people happy. In other words, most male comedians sacrifice their own egos, self-image, etc... in an effort to please other people. They don't worry about what people think of them personally, but only whether people laugh - it doesn't matter if people laugh at them. For women, being the butt of a joke - especially putting oneself voluntarily into such a position - is abhorrent to their sense of self-worth. If people are laughing at them, they're not admiring them.

Being a comedian often requires you to put yourself beneath other people (especially other women) for the sake of making them laugh. This is something women have a very hard time doing.
48  General / The Forum / Re: Glastonbury - Jumping the fence on: June 20, 2010, 13:11:30

That thread is 2 years past it's sell by date.
49  General / The Forum / Why aren't women funny? on: June 20, 2010, 02:48:43
All the best comedians are men. All the best stand-ups and comic writers are men. I can't think of one funny woman comedian.

Why is this? We're all equal after all!

Yet women demand a man "with a good sense of humour". Why is it they always demand what they can't offer themselves?
50  General / The Forum / Glastonbury - Jumping the fence on: June 19, 2010, 22:12:27
Anyone ever managed it? (since 2000)
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