I have long learned not to feed this particularly nasty troll.

Do you actually believe the claptrap you post here? You just can't help yourself from responding to my posts, they give you a chance to showcase your caring sanctimonious side.

What does upset me is the amount of people commenting on news stories about this; saying it has to be her boyfriend or pointing the finger. The police have said he is not a suspect and they must have a reason for this. He must be going through agony anyway at the loss of his girlfriend but then having people chuck around accusations on the internet must be really rubbing salt in.

Do you know this guy?  You sound like you're speaking from experience.

Pizzas are on Ewan!   

I heard this story and was unable not to put myself in the shoes of her boyfriend

You've strangled your girlfriend then dumped her in a ditch?   

image link fail - I only spotted it because I quoted you, grim mate.

Yeah right!

LOL at the people in this thread pretending that they actually give a shit about someone they have never met being murdered. 

I actually do give a shit when someone is murdered as i'm human, dickhead.

Very debatable, you're just displaying a trait which is desirable to fit in with your social group, in this case the dribbling drug monkeys of spaz-jack.  In reality you couldn't give less of a shit about this strangers death. 

Some interesting research on the very same subject;

http://www.bristol.ac.uk/cmpo/publications/papers/2010/wp250.pdf

LOL at the people in this thread pretending that they actually give a shit about someone they have never met being murdered. 

fella.

Cock.

Hope you have a shit time.   

LOL!   

What's wrong with Tescos again?

Come on Bill, get with it, you have to say that you hate Tescos so you can fit in with all the student wankers, crusties and lefties.

I'm in favour of a Tescos in Stokes Croft, it will save me from having to buy out of date and overpriced rubbish from damp dark shops run by shady looking Asians and eastern Europeans.

I've seen him stop a few times recently, perhaps his knees are going.
 

The tank is dry.   

Have you heard of the iPhone?

 

Are there any nights on anywhere which aren't full of kids? I quite often fancy a dirty night out but all too often when I have been out in recent years I just feel really old.

Back in my early 20's I used to enjoy going to Metric, Locus, Intrigue, Blowpop, maybe the odd Vag night or Fruity Antics and some other shit I can't remember, but I wouldn't have a clue where to hit these days - particularly if I want to avoid youngsters.

Is is actually possible? Or should I just stay at home with my bottle of Pinot Noir? 

This begs the question as to why you are moderating a board such as this.

Time to hand over your stripes and fuck off to mumsnet where you belong.

You are a good 6 years older than Hooty, non?

I'm not the one whinging about feeling old in clubs.  Some people just don't age well.

Is it a creative house?

Who says it isn't a manageable disease. 

Hey folks, taking the missus to Brighton for a few days. Never been, any recommendations?

Thijack x

Take her up the shitter it will provide a more authentic experience for both of you. 

My cock.

Next.

Yeah borrow mine.

Fucking retard.

 

Are there any nights on anywhere which aren't full of kids? I quite often fancy a dirty night out but all too often when I have been out in recent years I just feel really old.

Back in my early 20's I used to enjoy going to Metric, Locus, Intrigue, Blowpop, maybe the odd Vag night or Fruity Antics and some other shit I can't remember, but I wouldn't have a clue where to hit these days - particularly if I want to avoid youngsters.

Is is actually possible? Or should I just stay at home with my bottle of Pinot Noir? 

This begs the question as to why you are moderating a board such as this.

Time to hand over your stripes and fuck off to mumsnet where you belong.

It only finished a few months ago and you sad cunts are already getting excited about the next one.  How empty your lives must be.

true, but its better than being than a total fag with no mates 

Yeah, and you'd know all about that.

not really, but i know that anyone who decides to become an internet anti-hero, named after a heroin addict from a childrens tv programme, is devastatingly anti-social and a complete and utter bell-end. so yeah, i'll look forward to your review of glastonbury mate  

Better to be an internet anti hero than a real life bell end.

It only finished a few months ago and you sad cunts are already getting excited about the next one.  How empty your lives must be.

true, but its better than being than a total fag with no mates 

Yeah, and you'd know all about that.

It only finished a few months ago and you sad cunts are already getting excited about the next one.  How empty your lives must be.

Only a complete moron would buy something named desire.

Well at least one person was interested! 

Faggots.

I really don't get where all the haters are coming from. The guy makes valid points, delivers them eloquently, has munted it up with the best of them and came out the other side.

He's still a cunt.  If you can't see that then you're of the same ilk.

Is this thread about sarging?

Absolutely fucking tragic.

Is your landlord aware of the state of that garden?

However it is comendable that you're employing turbo islanders as extras in your desperately low budget grot flicks.

I'll give you three bottles of water, eight rolls of toilet paper and magic eye picture of Buddha giving Jesus a high five.

Throw in some free love and you're on.

Work commitments have left me unable to attend.  I paid £170 for it, willing to accept offers.

As a cyclist I believe it's my god given right to disobey the highway code.

And how are they going to fine me if they can't catch me.  

What a waste of time.

I'm debating whether to post in this thread.

Probably best not to after hearing the story about the post op transexual.

Disappointing, I was all set for a massive wank.

Great festival and I managed to fuck a couple of hot young chicks.

 

Be strong, dump the mental one, find a nice girl with whom you have lots in common, who maybe isn't as obviously hot but not mental, and see what happens, you'll soon find her even hotter than the latter as you realise you can have sex with her as often as you like for no emotional blackmail  

Haha, too much Oprah.  You have no idea what makes a man tick.

Letting me fuck you

You have low self esteem.

http://mgtow.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general

Do you crave loneliness?

I get bored with people.

Any of the Hijack losers made you an offer yet?

The outlaw Josie Wales.

The HBO series Deadwood is also very awesome.

This thread is supposed to be about shit Zombie movies.

what's your pad like then zammo? i aint seen you on cribbs yet.

Which one do you want to know about?

Watched "night of the creeps" yesterday, fucking terrible, but it does give a nod to plan 9 from outer space in one scene so it's almost forgivable.

Ah I mean subletting a room out as one of the "owning" parties wants to move out, can't sell up though as the value has dropped significantly  

How many warnings did I make on this forum about the state of the economy and the coming house price crash.

Idiot.

Small garden, cramped rooms, outdated decor, hopeless location.

Looks like a proper shit hole.

I guess they're not funny because they don't have to be funny. Being funny to other people requires you suspend your own desires to make other people happy. In other words, most male comedians sacrifice their own egos, self-image, etc... in an effort to please other people. They don't worry about what people think of them personally, but only whether people laugh - it doesn't matter if people laugh at them. For women, being the butt of a joke - especially putting oneself voluntarily into such a position - is abhorrent to their sense of self-worth. If people are laughing at them, they're not admiring them.

Being a comedian often requires you to put yourself beneath other people (especially other women) for the sake of making them laugh. This is something women have a very hard time doing.

Anyone ever managed it? (since 2000)

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-forum/so-i%27m-sneaking-into-glastonbury/msg558483/#msg558483

That thread is 2 years past it's sell by date.

All the best comedians are men. All the best stand-ups and comic writers are men. I can't think of one funny woman comedian.

Why is this? We're all equal after all!

Yet women demand a man "with a good sense of humour". Why is it they always demand what they can't offer themselves?

Anyone ever managed it? (since 2000)